Bonnaroo Or Bust
Last post for a while. Here's a bunch of unrelated things...
While I'm in Tennessee you should check out these AWESOME shows. I'm not just saying that 'cause they're my friends' bands:
Argentine Friday 11:00 @ Siberia
Ladyjane Saturday 11:30 @ Luna Lounge
And happy early birthday to Audrey.
If anyone else is covering Bonnaroo and wants to meet up, send me an e-mail. I'll probably be checking e-mail this weekend ... possibly blogging (when I need a break from 72 hours of hippiedom). I'm planning to meet up with Paul Is Not A Jerk, and he LOVES the Dead, which is good 'cause I know like ten Dead songs and I'm sure none of them will be played.
I just learned Ween are playing on midnight on Saturday. I'm mosdef going to that.
Before I go, presents for my both Stereogum reader demos:
First...
The Replacements - "Let It Be" 1984
Willie Nelson & Paul Simon - "Graceland" 1993
Chambawamba - "Tubthumping (Flaming Lips/Dave Fridmann Remix) 2003
And for the other readers:
Britney and Kevin leave their Manhattan apartment yesterday.
Let's chip in and buy him shoelaces.
Posted at 9:05 AM
Tags: Bonnaroo
i'm wearing brit-brits flip flops!
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Just me or do her breasts look scary? Like the right one is trying to escape or something?
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And buy her a bra. She could poke someone's eye out!
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gah.
Meg beat me too it. ;-)
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i second the "Meg beat me to it" comment. Brit will be needing a boob lift within five years if she insists walking around sans support.
and Brit-Brit's BF makes me want to take a shower, brush my teeth, shave my head, poke out my eyeballs, and become a monk. because if i ever bear offspring that either look like or want to get with *that*, being a bald and blind celibate will look like paradise by comparison.
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I'm absolutely dying to hear this kevin guy talk. I can't wait to hear what he has to say, or what kind of shit-ass black-cent he uses.
And Andre 3000 says you can keep the hat, he don't want to be associated with the likes of you.
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These two have the worst taste in hats. Jesus.
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isn't he wearing the hat she was wearing in Dublin? (yes, I study the stereogum pictures too much!) when's his baby due? do you suppose she'll go to the hospital with him? "I'm a step-mom, y'all!'
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they're lovin' it!
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McDonald's, Cheetohs, Marlboro Lights, trucker hats... Whiskey Tango all the way.
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oh my god, he's wearing a different hat! same nasty jeans though!!
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Christine, he probably has 20 pairs of the same damn jeans. It may be nasty but its such a guy thing to do. You go with what works...
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why is he carrying two drink cups in a plastic bag?! the way he's holding them you'd think it was a urine sample. mmmm, you're welcome.
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Thanks scott!!
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He looks like Justin circa 2001/2002
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Britney's going to balloon up in the next few years. You know it.
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i think he washes his jeans in mudd...
-he's taking stone washed jeans to another level!
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Scott-y, isn't it a bit early to call it "their" apartment?
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is that a checkered von dutch trucker hat?!
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Jeez, don't they even shower after they fuck?
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Kevin looks so broke-ass, he probably had to put those McDonald sodas on lay-away! Hey-yo!
Thank you, I'll be here all night.
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What's with the weird, lopsided, flat, saucer nippled boobs?
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Ew! Her tits are disgusting! It's just about time to get a boob lift. The knee surgery must be a cover up.
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Have fun at Bonnaroo...looking forward to a report!
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Now, how about a countdown to the breakdown when Brit-Brit is suddenly popping "pain killers" like crazy thanks to this injury.
I say 6 months to the first loopy piece of public behavior linked to the "pain killers" she took to deal with this and 9 months to the heartfelt profile on her addition struggle.
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yeah
i'd never heard of von dutch before, and then suddenly, in the midst of the ugg explosion it seemed like everyone from paris hilton to carson kressley sported the label...
the von dutch homepage even sports a page paparazzi pix with celebs sporting its merchandise. of course brit is in a lot of pictures.
http://www.vondutch.com/default.aspx?HTML=/photo_album.html
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Metal com cinco guitarras
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HEY! i've seen him before! he was in downtown chicago, sitting against a building trying to sell me jewelery and crack. nice pick, brit.
what THE fuck is wrong with her boobs? MY GOD. one's like, two cups bigger than the other one, like one got hungry and ate the rest of the other one. she's got deformed ass titties, man! it appears her chest has been run over by a semi, and as a gift to not sue, the trucker gave her that hat. they DO have shitty tastes in hats don't they? he doesn't look too willing to drink those sodas, does he? he's acting as if they're full of toxic waste or something. "ew! ew! geddit away geddit away ewwy!!!" how much you wanna bet he stole that hat from some little old lady and stuck a belt over the top 'cuz that's what it looks like.
( dear Kevin, my grandma would really appreciate you returning her hat, you assfuck. )
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i have a present for you!
http://home.comcast.net/~coleman.k/brt-fce-01a.jpg
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since when is it "their" apartment? last i checked, he was still swinging footloose to make ends meet.
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i think it became "their" apartment when they exchanged hats...
because we all know how important trucker hats are to the spearderlines...
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The hell? Doesn't she know that Von Dutch is SO five minutes ago? Damn.
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