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June 17, 2004

Brit Brit On Crutches, Not Yet Addicted To Oxycontin

What does Kevin's shirt say? Get Fucked? Man, he's so skeezy. Feel better Brit.

Posted at 9:07 AM




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I hope she doesn't go down the Percodan (oxy and aspirin) road. Maybe she can just double up on her Red Bull and Ibuprofen. With a cast like that won't she need to be sponge bathed??? (who will be the lucky nurse?)

Posted by: Ellogoods at 06/17/04 9:40 AM | Reply
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wow! kev is wearing clean clothes! those pants are ugly, kind of like hip-hop golf shorts...

what does it say on kev's "starbucks" t-shirt?

Posted by: tylla at 06/17/04 9:45 AM | Reply
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Is she wearing rosary beads?

Posted by: deirdre at 06/17/04 9:51 AM | Reply
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I got some of the Oxy when I had my Appendix removed a month ago. Really didn't do much for me. I guess I'm not cool enough to get addicted to pain killers. Of course, that would mean I'm less cool than Rush Limbaugh, which is pretty freaking sad.

Posted by: Joey Headset at 06/17/04 10:01 AM | Reply
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Stereo, this is so random and weird but I had a dream about you last night? I had to pick something up at your apt. What's more creepier than me telling you I had this dream was that you looked like a NJ Guido!

Looks like Kev has a cargo pocket on the front of his shorts. HOLLA- not.

Posted by: AlexisT at 06/17/04 10:25 AM | Reply
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It looks as though Kevin finally found some shoelaces. And how about that t-shirt? Now that's class all the way.

Posted by: Steen at 06/17/04 10:30 AM | Reply
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does that tshirt say "streetf***ed"?

Posted by: tylla at 06/17/04 10:36 AM | Reply
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how is she going to hold her cheetos, smokes, and red bull now?

Posted by: kate at 06/17/04 11:41 AM | Reply
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I do believe that says "GETFU**ED."

Posted by: neil at 06/17/04 12:08 PM | Reply
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that's odd, considering he drinks starbucks so much he's practically an unofficial spokesman.

someone needs to write a song about kevin.

Posted by: robot mark at 06/17/04 12:17 PM | Reply
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How did she get those shorts over her kneww brace? Uggs? ugh!

Posted by: yomamma at 06/17/04 12:23 PM | Reply
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I submit that the tee would only be cool if it said "starfucker". "getfucked" is just annoyingly crass without any sense of irony or self-awareness.

Posted by: Jason at 06/17/04 1:07 PM | Reply
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Check out the current "Blind Item" at Defamer.com. I believe it explains much (namely Kevin).

-j

Posted by: Janine at 06/17/04 1:51 PM | Reply
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I think those are indeed rosary beads and like my Catholic Mom said many many times "You don't wear rosary beads as jewelry!!! Do you want to go to Hell?"

The real question is since her only talent is dancing [she can't sing] is this injury a career ender?

Posted by: jenny at 06/17/04 2:01 PM | Reply
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Rosary beads??!! (Correct me if I am wrong) Isn't she studying Kabbalah? Do Kabbalahists wear rosaries?? (sp??)

Posted by: Justin at 06/17/04 2:12 PM | Reply
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Do you know how offensive it is to Jews to see a self-proclaimed Kabbalaist wearing a rosary and cross? If you're going to study JEWISH mysticism, have some respect for the root religion, please. The lapsed Jew in my is shaking its fist real hard.

Posted by: Sara at 06/17/04 2:28 PM | Reply
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There are too few comfortable sexual positions a person can get into with that kind of injury. This relationship is over.

Posted by: melly at 06/17/04 2:36 PM | Reply
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It is kinda scary to know how she got into those shorts... eek.

Posted by: long face steve at 06/17/04 2:41 PM | Reply
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ewww... his hip-hop shorts are heinous. he's soooooo heinous. dude, get rid of the Backstreet Boys facial hair, like NOW....

And I agree.... I bet Brit will be addicted to pain killers by the end of the year!

Posted by: astralgirl01 at 06/17/04 2:50 PM | Reply
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hey, ya'll. brit's my new neighbor...


from http://www.platinum-celebs.com/music/

BRITNEY MOVES IN WITH HER NEW MAN

Pop beauty BRITNEY SPEARS's relationship with new love KEVIN FEDERLINE is getting serious - the happy couple are moving in together.
The TOXIC singer has spent big on a lavish property situated on Governor's Island, New Hampshire - an area so exclusive only the mega-rich can buy there.

Posted by: tamara at 06/17/04 3:11 PM | Reply
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no fucking way, tamara! Fucking Kevin lives on Governor's Island? Is he Massachusetts trash? That makes so much sense.

And mega-rich is an overstatment. By, say Californai standards, Governor's Island is penny-ante stuff. Homes are in the $2 to $3 mil range.

The Lakes Region is getting all the celebs these days, what with Ben Affleck there a few weeks ago, Bob Dylan, and now Britney. Hot shit.

and Tamara-- say hi to Geoff for me.

Posted by: robot mark at 06/17/04 3:27 PM | Reply
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fancy you, mark!

when are you coming back to the ghetto?

Posted by: tamara at 06/17/04 4:04 PM | Reply
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never!

Posted by: robot mark at 06/17/04 4:13 PM | Reply
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What's hinky is that she's wearing UGG's in the middle of summer. In NYC yesterday, it was like 85 degrees, not the proper weather for wool-lined boots. Her feet must stink to high-heaven.

Posted by: Magnificent Bastard at 06/17/04 4:23 PM | Reply
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good choice. you're missing aboslutley nothing.

Posted by: tamara at 06/17/04 4:29 PM | Reply
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yes, but she looks trendy. Or trashy. Is that a pocket hanging out of the bottom of those shorts?

Posted by: jenny at 06/17/04 4:31 PM | Reply
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I think the shirt says: Starfucked ... but I'm not sure.

And rosarys around the neck is so early 90s. I remember kids wearing them like that when I was in middle school.

Posted by: Sid at 06/17/04 4:46 PM | Reply
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aren't those the shorts she was wearing to the beach when we first saw her and idiot boy together, when she had Cheeto fingers? what is up with the Uggs, seriously?

Posted by: joanlouise at 06/17/04 4:59 PM | Reply
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I know it's pathetic to care but it REALLY REALLY bothers me that she's dating him. He's a total fucking tool. I mean, I'm Lindsay Robertson, an absolute nobody, and I wouldn't even speak to that guy much less steal him away from his trashy girlfriend. She's Britney Spears. The whole reason we even HAVE famous people is to live vicariously through their love lives, but Britney could live vicariously through mine and it would make more sense! This is so upsetting.

Posted by: lindsay at 06/17/04 5:56 PM | Reply
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so now shes going to marry him...

http://nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm

Posted by: nacho at 06/18/04 8:46 AM | Reply
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Hey, I happen to like Brit. She's a nice girl...just needs to be left alone. She's young with allot of money. Let her have her day in the sun. If it was you, you'ld ask for nothing less. Work on your own life. I sure it's not as perfect as you would like to think.

Britney...do your thing...pay not attention to those who critisize! They know NOTHING!!!

Juan

Posted by: Juan Botie at 06/18/04 1:05 PM | Reply
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Is he wearing clamdiggers?!

Posted by: miss_pinky at 06/18/04 7:23 PM | Reply
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i think she looks thinner than she did in the video shoot pics here by a lot.

Posted by: cowboy fringe at 06/19/04 5:48 PM | Reply
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33 comments so far and am i the first one who noticed the brothers right leg is missing.

sober up

Posted by: Matthew Vladimir at 06/20/04 6:16 AM | Reply
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Alright. First of all, Is that grease ball kevin looking at her ass? Second of all..Is it just me or has brit been wearing a lot more baggy clothes lately? And my god! Does she not have taste in guys?

Posted by: Liza at 06/20/04 5:51 PM | Reply
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nice wigger shants dude.
his pedal pushers are dope.
this guy is a total douche.

Posted by: nagin at 06/20/04 11:13 PM | Reply
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How do you go from Justin to that?

Posted by: wasabi at 06/21/04 9:18 AM | Reply
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when i say WHITE, you say TRASH! WHITE!..........

TPT USA (TRAILER PARK TRASH)

SO NASTY!!!!!!!! GOO!

Lindsay Robertson- you are so right on. Who would give fucking David Silver from 90210 the time of day?? this guy sucks at life. how on earth did he get brit brit?????

Posted by: elliefromthablock at 06/22/04 3:44 AM | Reply
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Well, I am a fan of Britney, but I must say...this antic has taken the cake! Marry this guy? WTF is she on...all those pain killers must be clouding her judgement. I'm sure the city dump would make a lovely setting for a reception Kevin..you fucking dirtbag. Stop milking Britney for her money, and get a real job so you can buy sum decent clothes. God he's DISGUSTING!

p.s. the rosary around her neck is just for safekeeping...even though shes into Kabbalah, she says a quick hail mary before bed at night, praying that the ghetto fag Kevin doesn't "bust a cap in her ass" before dawn.

Posted by: Lindsey at 06/25/04 10:28 AM | Reply
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Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...

Posted by: Ellis Overby at 11/12/06 3:43 PM | Reply
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britney stttttttoooooooooooppppppppppiiiddd

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