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June 18, 2004

Britney Engaged? Fine, I'll Post It.

Just because it's in Page Six doesn't mean Britney is really engaged. But now MSNBC is reporting it too?

I know Britney has notoriously bad judgment, but come on ... this can't be true, can it?

Her marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander was "a joke gone too far." So this time it must be true love!

Posted at 12:47 PM




32 Comments


What the--did he knock her up too?

Posted by: etc at 06/18/04 12:48 PM | Reply
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when will her mother and other family arrive on the scene to commence the intervention? didn't they have to step in after the NYEve wedding fiasco?

Posted by: joanlouise at 06/18/04 1:28 PM | Reply
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Brit looks like a muppet in that pic on MSNBC.... not to be mean or anything, she just does.

Posted by: milky fudge at 06/18/04 1:34 PM | Reply
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Brit's mom is too busy with the younger sister's reality show. :rollseyes:

Posted by: soulshine at 06/18/04 1:37 PM | Reply
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ok, I think Brit is lame, just like everyone else but this quote from Page Six is nuts.

"She is a big girl anyway," said one record industry executive.

What? So she weighs as much as I do. I'm not a big girl. no wonder teenagers are anorexic.

Posted by: jenny at 06/18/04 1:47 PM | Reply
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I like to think that younger kids are media-savvy enough to know there are different expectations for everybody. Brit chooses to sell herself almost solely with sex. Therefore, she better be pretty damn sexy. Sexier than you, me, and 98% of the US population. Otherwise, she’s a waste of money. The famous must be hot; they can’t run around stained with Cheetos, wearing ill-fitting cutoffs. When someone’s more talented, it matters less. (Aretha, The Pixies, Robert Smith: Have some zeppoles, I love you no matter what. Brit: you’ve already tested our patience; put down the Cheetos and do some sit-ups, lest you become completely useless)

Posted by: Janine at 06/18/04 2:03 PM | Reply
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first time, shame on us. second time, shame on you, britney.

Posted by: selena at 06/18/04 2:04 PM | Reply
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"she likes her junk food..." Page Six is the greatest!! nice closing line, eek. "We're sure Federline will help give her a good workout too."

Posted by: joanlouise at 06/18/04 3:25 PM | Reply
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I couldn't believe that comment from her rep-"She's pretty lucky to have him...". She is? WTF?

Posted by: Rebecca at 06/18/04 3:30 PM | Reply
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one final comment and then I'll leave the poor girl alone (hah). I love how every account of her flying him to Europe to keep her company mentions she flew him there coach/economy.

Posted by: joanlouise at 06/18/04 4:21 PM | Reply
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A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Posted by: Steve at 06/18/04 5:35 PM | Reply
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i'm engaged y'all!

Posted by: c at 06/19/04 9:49 PM | Reply
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I'm happy for her. She's finally found someone who's not intimidated by her incredible... intellect.

Posted by: Ben at 06/20/04 3:57 PM | Reply
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Now they can live happily ever after...in a trailer park with 10 kids.

Posted by: Hoedown at 06/21/04 7:39 AM | Reply
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What's all yur problems with Britney getting engaged anyway its her life big deal shes been married before shes not the only one and shes not the only one that did it the way she did it so y'all need to lay off Britney and find someone else bitch about

Posted by: Lauren at 06/24/04 1:34 PM | Reply
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I THINK BRIT NEED A BREAK AND NEED TO LISTEN TO CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S INTERVENTION.. SHE IS A LITTLE GIRL LOST.. OF CHRISTINA CALLED WAY BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID..

Posted by: CAROLINA at 06/24/04 4:10 PM | Reply
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k im britneys #1 fan. yea ur all thinkin BFD rite? well just to let u no...britneys fans r crazy, n shes has about 60x as many fans as she does haters, so u diss britney, u diss her fans. this doesnt make her fans happy. watch ya mouth. leave the poor grl alone. seriously all u fcukin ppl do is rag on her. wtf--get a fcukin life. yall r jus jealous cuz u dont look like n dont have the kind uv success she does. o well sucks for u. shes not here to babysit everyones kids, if kids parents dont like wut she does, dont let them follow her. change the channel, dont buy themn stuff with her in it or about her. leave her the fuck alone already jesus christ.

Posted by: bella at 06/24/04 7:27 PM | Reply
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Britney is an amazing artist her concerts are brilliant but i guess you's are all entitled to your opinion so this is mine. Goodluck to her if she does get married

Posted by: not important at 06/26/04 3:51 PM | Reply
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*Stands up and applauds Bella* well said Bella tell em straight

Posted by: Lauren at 06/26/04 4:31 PM | Reply
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Isn't his other girlfriend suppose to be having a baby like anyday now?

Posted by: Greg at 06/27/04 1:47 AM | Reply
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Wow, her 2nd marrage within a year! She on her way to breaking J-LO's record. J-Lo, Britney and Elizabeth Taylor...There should be a club.

Posted by: Stacey at 06/30/04 6:54 PM | Reply
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Look Bella, your allowed to have your own opinion, but if i were you, i would get the fuck off this website!! She is a dirrty piece of SHIT, and so are you!! your just defending her because your a fucken lesbiand and you want to do britney soooo bad!!
and if your gonna diss the people on this site i'd suggest you learn to spell things properly you DUMBASS!! you just use abbreviations cause you cant spell!!
And for all those people who think that we don't have lives, so we have to be on this site 24/7, you know thats a fucken lie. We just want to express our opinions. You people are the Losers!

Posted by: Bella_sucks_britneys_cock!! at 01/11/05 5:36 PM | Reply
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Bella is a cock sucking, sheep fucking, little C U N T. She sucked me then she fucked me, then she gave me crabs.

Posted by: Bella sucked my balls last summer at 01/11/05 5:41 PM | Reply
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Yeah right!!

Posted by: Kevin at 01/12/05 3:48 PM | Reply
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Jenny your a fatass!! stop saying your skinny.

Posted by: Jenny_fat at 01/12/05 3:51 PM | Reply
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Bella also told me that she has a bigger dick than Britney and that Kevin is jealous of Britneys big dick. So Bella let Britney stick her dick in Bellas mouth, while Kevin stuck his dick in Bellas ass.

Posted by: Bella sucks my nuts for potatos at 01/12/05 4:20 PM | Reply
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OOOOOOOOOOK??? does this mean you hate Bella, or like her??

Posted by: Harry at 01/16/05 5:20 PM | Reply
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Can someone tell me if Britney's pregnant or not?? Because I read a magazine about Britney and the whole pregnancy thing, and i saw all the signs of her being pregnant. But then I've seen the photos of her smoking in front of the paparazi-(excuse me if i've spelt that wrong). I don't know what to think. But Maybe she got an abortion or something??

Posted by: Piper at 01/25/05 12:11 AM | Reply
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This is a page for comments on Britney Spears, not a cheap way of advertising.

Posted by: Kate at 02/07/05 11:57 PM | Reply
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You just don't listen do ya

Posted by: Kate at 02/08/05 9:44 PM | Reply
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Alec Baldwin asks for his voice to be removed from an "unfair" documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger...

Posted by: Zachary Ryan at 11/12/06 3:39 PM | Reply
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thought yall might like this link...it's her new video...I love brit!!!

http://www.ericslyrics.com/EL-638_Give_Me_More_Gimme_More_Britney_Spears.php

enjoy yall

Posted by: brtiney gimmie more lyrics and video at 10/22/07 5:42 PM | Reply
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