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January 31, 2005

Britney, Fit Mother

"Be good y'all and I'll take off my top."

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Posted at 5:16 PM




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Posted by: Adam at 01/31/05 5:19 PM | Reply
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Ah, there it is.

Posted by: Adam at 01/31/05 5:20 PM | Reply
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hilarious...no britney NO the child is too young to learn how to strip-tease

Posted by: yourhired at 01/31/05 11:28 PM | Reply
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britney is foolish

Posted by: 9priso at 01/31/05 11:38 PM | Reply
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If Wacko Jacko can dangle babies off balconies, then Brit can teach Kori how to strip.

God bless America, now shake that money maker.

Posted by: calliwell at 01/31/05 11:44 PM | Reply
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I think Britney scares Kori.

Posted by: sophisticrite at 02/01/05 11:51 AM | Reply
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Kori looks so frightened

Posted by: bubblegum at 02/01/05 12:58 PM | Reply
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Kori looks suitably unimpressed.:)

Posted by: carlie at 02/01/05 1:40 PM | Reply
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Why on earth is she consistently rocking that trash-tack-ular chignon-mullet 'do?

Posted by: Avatar at 02/01/05 1:54 PM | Reply
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You fat girls on this site wish you had a body like that. Do not go away mad just go away.Cheers!

Posted by: callingyouout at 02/01/05 2:08 PM | Reply
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As a dude who loves the ladies, I think I'm qualified to say that Britney's body is only average for a chick her, and my, age. Maybe even below average depending on which college you go to. I've got no problem w/ Britski, but she seriously hasn't been a legitimate sex symbol since high school.

Posted by: madskrillz at 02/01/05 3:31 PM | Reply
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i think she's makin the kid suicidal... i know i'd fell like jumping of a bridge, or pshing her of one

Posted by: r at 02/01/05 3:50 PM | Reply
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Um does anyone else think that dancing for a 4 year old wearing a bikini is WEIRD!!!??? What is wrong with her? She is seriously phychologically messed up. Kori looks un amused and probably has more smarts than Kori and Kevin put together. Brit is just plain TRASH

Posted by: Kent at 02/01/05 8:07 PM | Reply
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who does that?

Posted by: jenna at 02/01/05 10:55 PM | Reply
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O look Britney is not fat lol!Um you peole try to make up shit, well I go to the beach with my niece MY sister her mom, dances with a bikini.I mean, it would be wrong if she was grabbing her pussy and slapping her ass around but shes not.Shes just trying to make a young child laugh.

Posted by: Leo at 02/02/05 12:00 AM | Reply
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who is the kid?

Posted by: hedonist at 02/02/05 1:40 AM | Reply
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Sorry, Leo, your sister is a sinner.

Posted by: Mixtape Jesus at 02/02/05 8:58 AM | Reply
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Ugh. She's a pig.

Posted by: Jen at 02/02/05 1:43 PM | Reply
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u people are just mean she mmust be trying her hardest and all u could do is slag her off. thats horrible, u should try and LOOK AT UR SELFES it caunt be easy pleasing everybody on this earth even the closed minded people like u i think that u all should leave her alone. at least she is trying.

Posted by: sareeta at 02/03/05 3:14 AM | Reply
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Yall lay off Brit please she is gorgeous and from the south just like me :) Go Britney!!!

Posted by: Jesse-James at 02/03/05 5:07 AM | Reply
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have you seen her new video? Why does she look so freaking skinny in it (like size 2) and here she looks like a size 6?

Posted by: jen at 02/03/05 2:22 PM | Reply
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That poor kid!

Posted by: Grimmone at 02/03/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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I just can't believe there are always so many people on here calling Britney fat, no wonder so many young girls have eating disorders when a girl like Brit, who is obviously at a healthy weight, is called overweight. I personally don't like women who look coked out like Mischa Barton. Lay off the weight issue! Britney is a gorgeous girl.

Posted by: AJ at 02/03/05 4:39 PM | Reply
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"Hello? Social Services? I'd like to report a case of child abuse."

Posted by: amanda at 02/03/05 4:41 PM | Reply
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Where does anyone see her dancing! To me it looks like she got up and was like excited about going swimming where ever she is. I can't stand Britney Spears but one thing she is not if FAT. Yeah she might not be as tiny as she once was but fuck what do you expect she's not on stage annoying the fuck out of us with her powerfull lip sync moves. P.S. Britney you gots my bathing suit!

Posted by: carolina at 02/04/05 11:47 PM | Reply
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She is like Jacko! Poor little girl so young having to learn how to earn some money = (

Posted by: Barbarella at 07/12/05 2:48 PM | Reply
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