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November 11, 2004

Britney Goes To The Dentist

The couple that gets its teeth whitened together stays together.

I love that Brit's holding her copay with her middle finger. (via Britney Zone).

I hear My Prerogative will be the first Britney Spears CD not to debut at #1. Does that make you sad? This will cheer you up...

Falco & Brigitte Nielsen - "Body Next To Body"

Gotta love that mangled "Rapper's Delight" break ... 1997 was such a great year for Austrian pop. Ryan Starr should cover "Body Next To Body" on her album. Dave Coulier will play hand trumpet.

Which reminds me ... another cool thing coming up on VH1. For the most recent run of Bands Reunited, they tried to get the Smiths, the Commodres, and Generation X back together. Even though I knew it would never happen, I was so excited about the Smiths. The failed reunions are no longer top-secret: they're gonna show clips from them in the "Backstage Pass" episode airing tonight. Tivo it.

Also, I've seen these before but never linked to them. Britney being all sexy-like (Probably don't wanna open at work ... link via Witz). C'mon, buy her album y'all, please?

Posted at 3:42 PM




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Ryan, wouldn't want to cover that song cause its pop and she is a rocker and if people heard her cover a pop song they'd think that she was a sell out!

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/11/04 3:58 PM | Reply
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Man, I wish I could TiVo! But I'm stuck here in antiquity, with my three VHS's. Hope I can tune in VH1 on my crystal set...

Posted by: Shawn at 11/11/04 4:11 PM | Reply
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Falco was so damn smooth. I miss him. The world is a much shittier place for him having passed on so early.

Fucking bus.

Posted by: diz at 11/11/04 4:31 PM | Reply
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Wow. That "Britney being all sexy-like" page is a bit unsafe for work, doncha think?

Posted by: Pleasant Plains at 11/11/04 4:45 PM | Reply
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what was the pic? not going to even try to open it at work...

Posted by: socalgal at 11/11/04 4:47 PM | Reply
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Aw cool!! Haircut 100! ABC! This is gonna be great! The "secret failures" sound about 100x more interesting than the successful reunions.

Posted by: the management at 11/11/04 4:59 PM | Reply
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Don't yall have anything better to do than publicize her. I think she is living her life ya know thats about all, let er' live.
C'mon she is actually keeping a low profile right now so she can focus on personal issues, and you have to post this story about her whitening her teeth. Yall have way too much time on your hands. sorry, i think yall are being a tad too harsh. Hugs, Brenda

Posted by: Brenda Sweets at 11/11/04 7:18 PM | Reply
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britney.... IS THAT YOU?!

Posted by: zach at 11/11/04 9:20 PM | Reply
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I don't want your hugs, Brenda! Away, away with your hugs!

Posted by: Normal at 11/11/04 9:42 PM | Reply
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>>let er' live.

er'? What is er short for? Let Ernesto Zedillo live? Let errands live?

Is your grammar taking a low profile too?

Posted by: GG at 11/11/04 9:51 PM | Reply
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Brit is looking rather normal in all the most recent pics. I haven't seen the usual Marlboros, Red Bull, zits, and Cheetos for a while. It's about time you cleaned up your act in public at least Brit. Way to go!!

Posted by: Chris at 11/11/04 10:41 PM | Reply
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No Zach ,I am not Britney.
Why u ask that is beyond me ; She would never waste her time in these or any blogging type of rooms on the internet because she has better things to do. The only point i was trying to make was the fact that she is living most of her life outside of the media. Give her a break yall.
Hugs, Brenda

Posted by: Brenda Sweets at 11/11/04 10:50 PM | Reply
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@Brenda Sweets:yeah whatever Brit

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/12/04 11:10 AM | Reply
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I think Brit's mom & jessica simpson's mom must shop at the boutique, can they look anymore run down?
I couldnt see the other pic of her in that black thing, but i'm sure here tits are as lopsided as ever.

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/12/04 11:12 AM | Reply
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aww i love bands reunited! aameer is the man. he was so cute giggling in that banana suit! i wish they had hounded the smiths or the english beat even more so :)

Posted by: anonymous at 11/12/04 2:07 PM | Reply
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It's a beautiful night.. Had a midnight snack a while ago. I absolutely adore Chicken Teriyaki
( My Fave m'hmm ).
I am reading this forum supposedly about Britney
whitening her teeth and i am like so amused that people are actually wasting their time talking about her when she doesn't even read all this bogus bulls--t. ( pardon my bizarre Italian Yall but this is really wack okay.
Britney has more class than to sit in blogger rooms all night people. Please. I have tried to be polite on the issues that people have posted concerning her, but this is getting way too carried away folks. Sweetpea dear, No offense but Britney's mom has nothing to do with you or Britney's career, thankyou very much. Britney is a new woman and has never claimed into being perfect. Britney's mom can shop wherever she wants and no she does not shop with Jessica Simpsons mom. If she did what is the big deal anyway. C'mon yall this is really nutz.
I'm sorry i don't mean to be harsh but there is so much that the fans and the public are not ready for; Because they all have not opened their hearts. People Give Britney a chance.
She is the new Queen of Pop music and people right now are just looking for ways to be critical. They are all jealous. Go ahead say what you want , but in the end iShe will have the last laugh.
Love Ya All, Brenda Sweets ( Say a prayer for love )

Posted by: Brenda Sweets at 11/13/04 3:56 AM | Reply
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Oh my like gosh. Anonymous is talking about someone other than Britney. Thank Earth.
I love Morrisey and the Smiths are totally awesome !! My favourite song is girlfriend in a coma. The Smiths are so retro. COOL !
Bye Everybody, Hugs Brenda

Posted by: Brenda Sweets at 11/13/04 4:03 AM | Reply
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Thanks to author for this blog, it was realy excite. Read my blog to.

Posted by: AntientAss at 12/02/04 5:57 PM | Reply
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Celebrities - Britney Spears, Beyonce, Jessica Simpson and Jenifer Lopez wallpapers. For those who needs.

Posted by: celebs at 02/11/05 10:34 AM | Reply
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Oi!

I've been searching the internet like crazy, looking for the "Body next to Body" track, and nobody has it... and now, I find it here, but the link is dead :(

Can you please upload it again? Or send me an e-mail, and we can arrange a transfer? Thanks much!

anitapeterson (at) marple.zzn.com

Posted by: Anita at 04/09/05 5:14 PM | Reply
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guestebeseasapi

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