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July 1, 2004

Britney Hobbles To Subway

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Posted at 3:13 PM




32 Comments

Where do you get your Britney pics?

Posted by: pica at 07/01/04 3:23 PM | Reply
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why can't she just give it up and come marry me?

Posted by: holmes at 07/01/04 3:23 PM | Reply
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Subway ... as in "restaurant that Jared made famous" or "method of public transportation in NYC"??? ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

Posted by: Uncle Grambo at 07/01/04 3:26 PM | Reply
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Also new on the Britney front, Shar Jackson is apparently good with all this:

"In an interview set to air Wednesday, Jackson told syndicated entertainment show "Access Hollywood" that 'after I meet her [Britney] and everything's cool, we can be one big happy family.'

Jackson also said that she feels no animosity toward Spears.

'You should never blame the other woman, never,' Jackson said. 'There's life after Kevin, and I'm living it!'"

I don't know if this is evidence of impeccable mental health or visions of much larger child support payments, but there you have it.

Posted by: janine at 07/01/04 3:27 PM | Reply
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brit is wearing those shorts again..........

Posted by: Tylla at 07/01/04 3:32 PM | Reply
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Yeah, no kidding. It's time Brit gets some new shorts.

Posted by: Andy at 07/01/04 3:33 PM | Reply
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The pocket's out on her right leg this time, though. I wonder if she washes those things.

Posted by: Jazzy at 07/01/04 4:21 PM | Reply
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something is wrong with this photo. hmm, what it is it? oh yeah, her rat-faced manwhore is not in the shot. are you telling me she actually did something without him?

insane.

Posted by: umsohuh at 07/01/04 4:23 PM | Reply
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If subway worked for Jared,it will work for me, y'all...

Posted by: Chris at 07/01/04 4:23 PM | Reply
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If subway worked for Jared,it will work for me, y'all...

Posted by: Chris at 07/01/04 4:24 PM | Reply
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any one notice that second chick (I guess that is her sister) has another puppy? Are the girls going puppy crazy? 2 puppies, in like, what? A week?

Posted by: Krissi at 07/01/04 4:33 PM | Reply
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Krissi, I don't know if you heard, but Subway is giving away puppies now. Weird, I know!

Posted by: stereogum at 07/01/04 4:42 PM | Reply
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me thinks those are uggs in that picture.

Posted by: tien at 07/01/04 4:51 PM | Reply
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Britney's sister is totally going to eat that fucking dog, isn't she?

Posted by: Magnificent Bastard at 07/01/04 4:54 PM | Reply
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Where's her cast? And I can't even begin to tell you how sick I am of reading about how "Britney's sister got a matching brown Maltese!" Dude - Maltese are white ONLY and ALWAYS! the sheer stupidity...

Posted by: Lycopene at 07/01/04 5:08 PM | Reply
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Maybe her boytoy has convinced her the hip thing to do is wear raggedy jeans (short or long) without washing them. P.S. Did anyone see the horrid pic on Newyorkish yesterday? Check this out...
http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/2004/06/the_dept_of_vol.html

Posted by: Steen at 07/01/04 5:23 PM | Reply
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They all look totally trailerfabulous. It's a wonder Subway didn't kick them out for violating the local health code. Ugh... They all look like they need to be hosed down or something.

Posted by: jcrew at 07/01/04 9:01 PM | Reply
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And the Humane Society probably needs to take that dog away... it might get fleas and mange from Britney and the white trash posse.

Posted by: jcrew at 07/01/04 9:16 PM | Reply
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Why does she wear those shorts (if you can call them that) EVERYWHERE?!?!

Posted by: Kim at 07/01/04 9:42 PM | Reply
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As a Bloomington resident (I live not 2 miles from where Jared from Subway ate his way to fame), I have to say even here in the flyover states, dogs aren't allowed in food service establishments....even though ashing in the lettuce probably is a-ok. Maybe Brit should leave the dog at home and bring Big Kevvie's ashtray.

Posted by: alison at 07/01/04 11:15 PM | Reply
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why does she insist on looking like a piece of trash all the time? have some class, ugh.

Posted by: long face steve at 07/02/04 12:08 AM | Reply
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Oh no! Another bloody dog!

Um, the date I keep seeing for the wedding is Nov 20th. And has anyone noticed that her "greatest" hits album is due out 16th November? Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Brit at 07/02/04 8:59 AM | Reply
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Man, you guys are really really snarky, I wonder how many of you ladies are very pale and overweight?

Posted by: snark at 07/02/04 9:29 AM | Reply
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I just don't get the Britney association with this site?! She's TRASH. Is this irony or love? Who knew?

Posted by: verbosecoma at 07/02/04 9:41 AM | Reply
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I think she wears the same clothes all the time to screw up the paparazzi. The pics are less valuable if she's always in an identical outfit. or so I heard...

Posted by: Late Secretary at 07/02/04 9:41 AM | Reply
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why does no-one comment on that weird hair "style" that she always has? she wears it a lot and it is really ugly and strange.

Posted by: felicity at 07/02/04 11:20 AM | Reply
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someone needs new clothes. britney put the shorts away and girlfriend those uggs are over.. but more important where is you cast?

Posted by: carolina at 07/02/04 12:11 PM | Reply
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HEY THEY LET LITTLE FREAKING JAMIE LYNN SPEARS DOG IN SUBWAY THEY WOULD NEVER LET ME AND MY CUTE CHIHUAHUA IN THERE

Posted by: CAROLINA at 07/03/04 3:01 PM | Reply
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they are moving a bit too fast for a relationship at this time and i think that kevin should be focusing alot more on his kids then a g/f right now because they will probably go through alot of drama and sadness.

Posted by: jennifer at 07/06/04 11:30 PM | Reply
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How did this short stocky thicklegged albino with straw for hair ever get to be famous!?

Posted by: Dino at 07/07/04 2:44 AM | Reply
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WHERES THE BOTOX GIRL? DO IT BEFORE YOU GET HITCHED YOU DONT WANT TO SCARE HIM..

Posted by: MARIAH at 07/08/04 12:13 AM | Reply
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remove@sa-art.net

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