Britney: I'm Pregnant Y'all!
Posted at her official site:
Dear Fans,Take that false tabloids! Cheetos and Frappuccino on me.
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.Love,
Britney & Kevin
Star computer morphed some lil' Federlines for us. Awww. I mean, Ewww.

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god help us all
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i second that.
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Amen.
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spawn of federline....
(a new slasher flick coming soon)
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Shar Jackson, eat your heart out.
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Dear BritBrit,
Motherhood is an adventure unlike any any other you will embark upon your lifetime. Highs and lows, good times and bad times - but always an adventure fo shizzle. Best of luck to both you and Kevin with your little miracle, y'all.
Patton
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I was already barefoot, y'all... Now I'm pregnant too.
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Salut to the happy couple!
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They'll call him or her Lil' Trainwreck, y'all...
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jesus wept.
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and now we're all waiting for Kevin to dump her...
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so federline got 'er done lol
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Thank God the poor Pope died before witnessing this.
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that baby's going to dance before it can stand.
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Was it opposite day when she was bitching about the tabloids last week being false and all?
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mmmm....i would sell my house for some naked brit pics...
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So we can finally expect the spawn of Satan?
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All the above posts.
Best. Ever.
e.
ps: The best that we can hope for is that little Brit' or little Kev will be on the NEW NEW NEW Mickey Mouse Club in 10 or so years.
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O.K. AHHHHH. Know I can forgive her for being all out of shape . Duh she was preggers. That also explains why her titties were so juicy and big. Dude if she looks like shit right now I'm scared for her when she goes through that whole huge phaze when she reaches 7 months. Dude maybe this is the end.
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...and we're waiting for the 4 horsemen to appear at any time now...
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Despite even the mere thought of them "doing the nasty" makes me vomit in my mouth, lets not forget that the child did not ask to be the son or daughter of Federbrit.
I wonder what they will name the child...
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that also explains why her titties were so juicy and big.
HILARIOUS comment!
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Fetus, OUT!
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Howdy y'all,
Big Kev and I want all y'all ta know we's goin' to have some babies. Then we's going to run fo' President of these here United States. Thanks fo' all y'all prayers.
Big Kev dun went out an bought me a new trailer. He's an angel!
Brit
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I'd bet 20% of my net worth (although admittedly that's not much) that Britney's IQ is hovering around 90, tops. Combined with KFed, this does not bode well for that child. Best of luck to him or her, he or she will need it!
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little late on hearing this, I guess... just wanted to say:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!!!!
and
"The end is nigh, ya'll"
that is all.
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would someone please buy K-Fed a vascectomy? He's spawned more times than nature should intend......
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So...what *were* all those publications lying about then, Brit?
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so i guess brit and justin really aren't ever getting back together? dang... winona and johnny forever!
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I'm with sarta. I'll bet the baby will be educationally retarded.
Speaking of betting, who wants to start a breakup pool? $5 says k-fed spilts before the 7th month.
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a funny thing just happened...i heard that brit is pregnant and the first place i went to check the rumors validity was stereogum.
in retrospect, i found that funny.
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The jerk wasn't even home when she started bleeding. This is so sad:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63308
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I heard she wants to name it charlie if its a girl or louis (as in lousisana, haha) if its a boy...
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well, get ready.
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Hmm… I seem to remember Britney tearing those “false tabloids” a new one just the other day. Could it be? They were right? Whoa.
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That's strange, didn't Brit just announce her upcoming UPN reality series? So maybe they can name their kid "Cheap Ploy to Get Viewers"
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It's a fake; she's just getting fat.
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i think the best thing brit can do for his child is to have aaccidental abortion, immediately. no child deserves to be brought into this world she created.
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A prime example of why parenting classes are so useful... these two need to be signed up today. A health and hygiene course would be helpful as well.
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FOX tv movie on Britney's baby story in...5...4...3...2...
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Aww damn, I really was beginning to think that she never was pregnant. However, I'm sorry that his news has overshadowed the FANTASTIC pictures she took of her dogs' fucking bedrooms which were posted on her site. I bet Bit Bit and whatever that thing is growing in Britney's tummy are going to have some major sibling rivalry issues.
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Pippincat -- her dogs have special rooms just for fucking? Wow... now that's rich white trash.
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Dear God, I feel like I should get a prize because I went to high school with Kevin Federline back when he huffed paint thinner in P.E. class AND (this is a little off-topic but relates to last week posts) later went to school with Sam Endicott of the Bravery back when he had dreads and played ska. Most importantly I deserve a prize because somehow I turned out a bigger loser than either of those guys and I never saw that coming in like a million years.
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I used to think, "wow, this britney spears is the same age as I am and she's worth millions of dollars. I'm pretty jealous."
Yeah, I've decided I'm not so jealous anymore.
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Damn, do I ever miss the Fametracker forums right now.
Spederline spawn. However shall sleep tonight?
*shudder*
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She's got a bum in the oven
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this blog woudnt be shit without Britney, her stories always gets more comments.
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That poor white trash baby...
When KFED is going to dump her pregnant ass?
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wow ya'll, my advisors told me that getting knocked up by Kfed would fix our marriage, I just love my advisors ya'll !!
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So, let's see.. she's 4 months preggo? That means Kevin has just under 5 months to find a new baby hole to infect..
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"There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend"?
So she's not sure if she was hospitalized or not? Why does THAT not surprise me?
Dubious English aside, this is just one more example why having a child should require a test and a license - much like driving a car, or working as a street sweeper.
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I feel sorry for her, she choose someone that is going to break her hart and she is now atached to him forever...
That is very sad even for Brit Brit.
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So Britney's really not a virgin?
Im shocked! Shocked I tell you.
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Betcha anything that this kids name if its a boy or a girl is going to be Kabballah Federline.
And as soon as this kid is born I can totally see Brittney becoming another Kathie Lee and this poor kid becoming another Cody Gifford.
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the end is near, read the prophecies (all fo them) and you shall find that this baby will be the anticrist. rock and roll
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She's going to name it Cheeto. Or Lourdes. And they're going to have the baby in Fresno with a Kabballah-approved midwife. Is it just me, or in Britney's little "I'm the next Madonna" mind, is K Fed her Carlos Leon?
(If you remember from the Details article, K-fed's "been dancing my ass off since Fresno!")
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The Daily Mail's claiming the baby is a girl.
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no way that daughter's gonna be blonde unless they bleach her hair...
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That is a awful mental picture a baby with a bleach hair!
Of course Britney being a Madonna wanabe is going to name her baby girl "Esther", that is so lame!
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Yeah your right Happy, since Britney has a really scary "single white female" thing towards Madonna more then likely I wouldn't be suprised if this baby would be named Lourdes for a girl and Rocco for a boy.
And I also wouldn't be supprised if Brit dumped Kfed's butt in three years time and took up with some English hipster movie director.
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it's not the looks that are scary...it's the lack of intelligence. god, i can't believe these two people have reproduced!
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I wonder who Britney's Guy Richie will be? Any nominations? Maybe she'll go off with Paul Bettany or some other wanker.
Regardless, I can see her pregnancy message skank tank tops now: "Kabballist to be" with an arrow pointing to the belly...
I hope she covers "Papa Don't Preach." Although that might be better suited for La Lohan.
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federline yo
i got britney knocked up
ha ha ha
hey haters, now what's up
federline yo
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i mean hey! i am a big fan of britney and all but i never thought she will be pregnent (it might ruin her whole career or something) but i also feel very sorry for britney for choosing that kind of guy to be her hurband and also a father i mean hes gonna dump her probobly after the birth of the child which is very sad but hes gotta buy the bling with her money and then um..dump her
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She's over, it's really over
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I wonder who Kfed's new girlfriend is?
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A Feder-fetus grows in Britney.
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My money's on a dumping right during the seventh month, as per his previous track record, for a Vegas girl of er, some sort.
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HEIS NEVER GOING TO LEAVE BRITNEY...HE LOVES HER MONEY MONEY MONEY WAY TOO MUCH LMAO
THEY ARE CO-DEPENDANT...HE LOVES HER ATTENTION AND SHE LOVES GIVING IT AND GETTING IT...THEY ARE PHYCHO COUPLE WHO THINK THE WORLD ADMIRES THEM LOL....LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THEY ARE THE JOKE OF THE NATION AND ANY OFF SPRINGS THEY HAVE WILL BE TOO
TRASH CAN ONLY PRODUCE MORE TRASH
SO SAD
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send a message to brit brit: http://britneyspears.com/baby-message.php
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You know, motherhood changes people. So, as high as she is on cheetoes and red bull, hopefully she'll calm down when the kid's born. We all know there's no hope for K- Fed, so hopefully she'll try and pick up some slack. If she doesn't step- up, that kid will be the youngest ever in rehab. Can't stand the bitch, but no kid deserves a mom that treats the dog better than the kid. Good luck Bratney.
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Sorry, cheetoes and frapuchinos. What the hell does that mean anyway? Is she spilling it on herself? If not and she's inhaling it like she does everything else, that kid's already up for obesity. Hey, here's your first preggo tip- YOU GOTTA EAT HEALTHY!!!!
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theres a new press release on her website that says that she still claims to be a virgin. how fucked up is that?
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There's 74 frickin posts in here? who f'ing cares?
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You have a great URL, a cool graphic, and an RSS feed. Why do you keep writing sh!t about Britney Spears? Who gives a rat's a$$? There have got to be better things to post about.
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JOHN, WTF!?!? A POST ON BRIT'S WEBSITE CLAIMING SHE'S A VIRGIN?!?! MAN, YOUR READING THINGS THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST! YOU'RE SUCH A FALSE TABLOID!
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I can't think of a better word for this entire fiasco besides "sad". Pathetic sad, not boo-hoo sad.
Here we have Little Miss Tart USA, spinning out shit record after shit record, laughing all the way to the bank while the public continues to spend their hard-earned money on a cheap broad plastered in eight pounds of makeup with her tits squeezed up out of her top, flashing that 100-tooth grin at everyone for year after year. We get a few close-call nipple slips, one horrible movie, and tabloid after tabloid about whether she's spread her legs or not.
Meanwhile, her boyfriend comes out of his trance, dumps her for a chick with talent AND class (a double whammy!), and then becomes uber-successful himself, and our poor little slutcake is left in the dust and exposed as the skanky, crap act phony she really is.
Hmm, how do we combat this dilemma? Marry the ugliest man in the south for a whopping 55 hours, and follow it up with another wedding... but this time to the Mr. Sleaze McFornicator himself. America's most notorious two-dollar ho can't manage to score anyone better than a washed-out "dancer" who's knocked up another chick twice already and, what's worse, she has to break up a relationship for the sake of her own greed?
What we're left with is a slutty bimbo in Goodwill-quality rags with cheese-powdered fingers sloughing away at a fag while her f*ck buddy (oh sorry, I meant husband) gets sloshed and manhandles every stripper in Vegas, and we have to watch week after week after week while her ass expands and the Red Bull company become gazillionaires. Golly, how exciting. Even more exciting is the news that Lacy Loo, Bit Bit and whatever other idiot rat-dogs she's got are going to have to share the wealth now that one K-Fed's sperm has managed to navigate its way up in the right direction (once in something like 10 months).
Well, whoop-de-freaking-do. Excuuuuuuuuuse me for saying this is a disgrace, and that boy oughta get himself neutered, and fast.
I'm still voting for "Kevyn".
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roflmao at Trent's comment: You're such a false tabloid!!
stereogum we need something else to chew.
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Wasn't she drinking and smoking still...recently?
I thought I remembered reading that. Or in those pictures of her by the pool looking all fat and dumpy.
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"Wasn't she drinking and smoking still...recently?"
Then the kid'll be even more retarded...
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Congrats to Britney and Kevin. Didn't you hear that she almost miscarried this past weekend. She's also 4 months pregnant that is the perfect time to tell people because usually the risk of miscarrige is low. Probably why she waited this long.
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I love to watch that trainwreck that is Britney Spears life here at stereogum and the comments are awsome! I care about that!
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you guys, she is going to get HUUUUUGE!!!
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When i got pregnant i had to eat healthy food and exercise ´couse my blood presure was to high and i didn´t get so big and my baby born ok. I think she need a doctor to help her with that or else she and her baby will have trouble she should cut all that cheetos and redbull...
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Check out:
http://www.hellomagazine.com/
She is eating all that junk food that girl not only gona get huge but she is going to put her baby and herself in trouble, i agree with a comment that i read people should have a license to reproduce.
I don´t think when you´re pregnant that you shoul "eat for two" for my experience i think you should eat food that will help the baby´s health and your own health.
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Is the forcast for lil' kev a spittin' image of colin farrell or what?
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wow........ this is gonna b deep. i neve thought i would see the day a ditz would have a baby..... this is real big........ um, i hope ya'll dont drive eachother crazi with the diapers...... this news is depressin the public but im straight cuz i dont listen 2 brit. i listn 2 hip-ho n r&b. keep it pimpin big. holla
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you should name your baby pickles
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WTF! OMFG! Another Federline?? It's bad enough I go to school with Kevin's Lil' Brothers!!! Do I really have to hear about ANOTHER Federline? GAH!
ok, well, bye.
Jessica
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well we all know it was just waiting 2 happen i thought by justin! opps i did it agen! if the baby hits her she can finaly say hit me baby one more time!
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some people just should not be allowed to breed! i feel sorry for the kid with britney as a mom just think about how the kids gonna act....and what all the kid will be told about him mom!
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the anti-christ indeed
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hey Britney I hope you this whole you haveing a baby works out ok!! i wish you the most luck you are the number one in my life you the coolest gilr/singer!!
sadie
can you plezz e-mail me back at sadiehancock@hotmail.com
thanxs your the coolest!!
Sadie
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i hate u britany, and i hope ur baby comes out better than u!
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hi Britney!! hw r u feeling? hope ur feeling okay!! i just want to wish u and ur husband a happy life together with ur new coming baby.iI hope ull have a safe labour.and healthy baby.. Good luck!! god bless u always!!!!!!
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Brit, what the hell are you thinkin? you have no motherly instinct. your still a child yourself. your nothing but a slut who cant dance, and needs to learn to tell her mommy "i have a tattoo, and oh,... yea. i got my belly pierced."
GET REAL, your not made for this.
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Wonder what her baby will think of 'Toxic'!
Her first baby outfit will probably be a school girl uniform. Or maybe she'll be airbrushed. Who knows?
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ok honestly whats the big deal...she's married and she's ready to start a family, just like any other normal human. Maybe this will be good for her...get her life back together they do say being a mom changes you...im happy for her
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Wow. She's going to have one. I am so excited for her! This is something I least expected, yey!
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Im happy for her mayb this is something she needs to better herself. she looks happy i think shell be a great mom. love u britbrit.
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You guys are just jealous of Britney it seems like. Why do you feel the need to criticize someone so much? Britney to me is just another person and I respect her just like I respect anyone else. Starts looking at your own lives and leave Britney alone. No one needs your criticism, grow up you all! Have you ever met a perfect human? None of you are any better then Britney.
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Listen all of you!!! why can't you bunch of idiots just be happy for someone? They are happy about this and if you were in there boat you would also be happy. Would you like people poking fun at you like that and another thing there i sno need to be blasphemous
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i am happy for her is she is ready to have a baby then so be it
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The Spawn of Spederline.... fifty bucks says it comes out with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
Damn Britney, you could have almost anyone and you pick that trailor park, breeding, degenerate! An ugly jackass that isn't even considerate enough to take his smoking habit outside.... do you know how dangerous that is to an unborn child?
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i think its wonderful that britney and kevin are expecting ! im so excited almost as if it was someone i know having a baby ! lol i wish them all the best with this pregnancy :)
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Britney you can do better than that why did you go and mess up ur-self when you can wait alittle longer. But if ur happy then good luck.
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Britney has a good life and for all you haters leave her alone and let the gurl do her thing she has a family so stay out of her business.
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hi britney I am you biggest fan ever i mean it i put pictures of you on my botle of shampo and eveything i just wish that some day i can meet you i really do you # 1 faan samantha
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Britney spears is white trash all i keep thinking about is seeing that pic of her comming out of the public bathroom barefoot everyone thinks she is just the shit and is so sexy i mean for god sakes her feet are crusty and there is no telling how much bacteria is striving on the bottom of them. She needs to get a pedicure stat and fix those funky toes and hopefully that bactreia doesnt lead to her white trash fetus! Everyone needs to understand brit is trash w/out all that makeup and airbrush in magazines shes fat and has acne and im not even gonna comment on kevin do i need to?????????
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Hey Brittny,
this is Katie. Even though all those mean comments people will say to you are not what you need to hear, while all you need to do is belive in yourself and that you will have a ausom life ahead of you with Kevin and your baby. My pesional thoughts about you and kevin and being pregant with his baby are good ones. I can see you guys a being a wonderful happy , out-going family. So nomatter all those mean things people say, dont lisen to them, you know if this is the right thing in your heart. Truly, Katie Mallery, age :12
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Hey Britney,
I think you should just ignor all those mean comments people and tabliods say asbout you and Kevin, becasue you know if it's the right man and to have a baby with him in your heart. Don't stop beliving in what you think becasue all those mean things people say about you and Kevin having the baby, while it might come ture. But belive in your self and they won't. Don't let people get to you, they say all that stuff becasue there jelous they don't have that perfect body, smile, singing ablity, husban- boyfriend, as you do. And the main thing there jeolous about is that they know there wrong. So all i hope is that you are happy and will have that perfect family!
Truly, Katie Mallery Age:12
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Hey Hey Britney,
Right now I am just watching your vidoe "Do Something and you look so ausom- you look so sexy with your perfect body and smile- I love your dance moves and the way you sing. While anyway i just hope you have the best of luck with your baby and Kevin- but have your family, but don't stop dancing, singing, and being in videos, cause your my favorite singer, and i couldn't bear not seeing anymore of you. lol I'm only 11 but i'm turning 12 on July.23rd and ya I love to sing and dance like you- i watch your videos over and over just to see your dance moves and how you sing so good. While I wish you all the best luck, and oh ya belive in yourself and don't lisen to anyone or tabliods that say your doing the wrong thing , you know if your doing the right thing or not. There jelous- lol
LoVe: KaTiE MalLeRy AgE:12 ( CaNAdA- NeW BrUnSwIcK ~UpPeR GaGEtOwn~
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Britney spears is fucking stupid
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hey hey i wish you the best of luck...you and kevin look like a great couple well i think that your child will look good because kevin is cute and you are pretty so that is what i think so have a good marriage and hope you the best with the new baby coming.
~*luv ya*~
~*lindsey*~
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hey hey i wish you the best of luck...you and kevin look like a great couple well i think that your child will look good because kevin is cute and you are pretty so that is what i think so have a good marriage and hope you the best with the new baby coming.
~*luv ya*~
~*lindsey*~
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Britney used to be way hotter, but even before the pregnancy she started to look like trailer trash, and 10 to 1 Kevin will be ditching her, what a sad couple.
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HEY Y'ALL,
CONGRADULATIONS BRIT! I GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL OF THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS! THIS IS TOO Y'ALL WHO WROTE NEGATIVE-DIRTY/ NASTY- THINGS 'BOUT BRIT AND BABY! HOW WOULD Y'ALL LIKE IT IF SOMEONE SAID WHAT YOU ARE SAYIN 'BOUT BRIT AND BABY 'BOUT YOU IF YOU WERE PREGNANT! THINK TWICE, W.W.J.D. IT WILL HELP AND IT WILL REALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON! BRIT IS NO DIFFERENT FROM ME AND YOU SHE IS A PERSON WITH FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS! THINK ABOUT IT! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TRY IN ANY WAY I COULD TOO ASK BRIT AND GOD/JESUS FOR FORGIVENESS, I'D TRY THAT! YOU NEED TOO THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTHS! I MAY ONLY BE 13, BUT I STAND UP FOR GOD AND WHAT I BELIEVE IN! BRIT I AM SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU AND KEV., CONGRADULATIONS! I PRAY FOR YOU BRIT, KEV., AND BABY TO HAVE A HAPPY AND HEALTHY LIFE TOGETHER AND COME TO KNOW JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR! REMEMBER GOD AWNSERS ALL PRAYERS! HAVE AN AWESOME LIFE TOGETHER! GOD BLESS Y'ALL, MARY!
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i hope u have a girl britney some of these people are hasteing on u and kevin because u two are gonna have a baby girl or boy and saying that u too are gonna break up before your 7th month of pregnancy but i hope u too stay together because u too are so happy now then u ever were when u are with kevin so just go head on and do yo thing girl
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"fetus OUT"
that's funny sh*t
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hey britaney i hereed that u r caring twins now i am 14 and ya but my name is amber and i just wanted to gongatulate u on haveing a baby but today just a fuw minutes ago i found out that u r haveing twins so ya congrats for u and ur husbend keven i hope u have fun with ur kids e-mail me and tell me how u and the kids r doing have fun and i am glad that i got to e-mail u latters bye
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I don't really care for what everyone else says about Britney and Kevin, I think they are great. They both are very attractive celebs and I hope they can make it through all the nonsense life and tabolids bring to them. If their love is strong and true they will be together forever unlike most celebs who get bored with one another and move on like it's nothing. I wish them best of luck with their baby. I know they will both be awesome parents to the new born.You two stay strong and keep up the good work. I'm routing for you both..Love Ya'll!!!
Best Wishes...Felicia(not your assistant either just a big fan:)
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hi brit and kev!!!
My name is ashley and i hav a twin sis. It sucks but its okay a sum point in mi lyfe cause sum1 is always thare. I no u will handle ur babies rite seeing u in magazines, u playing around with kevins daughter that is a great start. My mom says it was hard having us but she said it was worth it so i give u mi blessings and love to hope that u will hav a great future ahead of u and i really hope the babies come out healthy =)
i also really want to put out mi own cd cause everyone says i hav a great voice and i believe i do so i was hoping u culd hook me up.by the way every morning i wake up and hear u sing thats wut wakes me up i smile and i start singin along i hav all ur cd's so keep it up!
lov ya'll always ashley, congrats!!
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Hello brit, I heard you may be having twins and your scared and all. But its not that bad I promise I had twins at 17 At first it was rough because I wasnt sure what to do. but it gets better and they really are a blessin, They were both girls and are expecting alittle brother next month. stay strong and love your baby or babies always lol.
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i am not trying to be mean or anythig but the poperoutsi needs to stay out of peoples life maybe they are trying to be normal but you arent letting them
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Hey, I'm 15 and my name is Sherice aka (resse). Here is what i have to say.... Even knowning you both are famous doesn't mean your just like us. You both are. So try your best and stay thought it. Try not to be like everyone else that dates,get married and 5 or fewer years done the then get a devoice. Alot of people love you both and if you can't do it well then who can to them. You both have been though so bad stuff but that doesn't mean it still has to continue. You both are about to have babies be happy for that some people would love to have children but can't and will try very had to do so or is scared what the out-come will happen. But you 2 look like you can get though it all if you just have each others back. So congrats on the Mommy-to-be and they pround daddy too. I'm wishing to the best of wishes. @___^ ______( it is a rose)
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Hi.my name is stephanie
I can not beleve thet u are having a twins I hope that the babies are helthey and i need to now what u are haveing and what u are nameing the babies
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I THINK THAT BRITNEY AND KEVIN DONT MAKE A CUTE COUPLE AND THAT I DONT LIKE HER
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Britney looks like shit without makeup its gross. Proactive! use it britney
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Hahaha....it's soo funny how some of these comments were made in april 2005...it's already august and where is the baby????????....
funny funny funny_
brit + kev....KEEP ON TRYING!!
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brit kevin good luck and u can do it
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skyler and gabi are geally good names i think you should go for them love always catrina
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Hi Britney! I´m a huge fan of U, and my dream is to meet you. People make fun of me because I like you. They say your "Lesbian", because you kissed Madonna. And I don´t know what´s the matter with that.
I really wish that everything is going good with the baby.
EMAIL SOMETHING TO ME...
Sincerely Soraya Martins!
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Rita or Soraya are not bad names for Ur Baby. If it´s a boy Josh!
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I think Britney is a huge slut, who is only using this baby to gain more publicicy. K-FED is shit also. He's trash..He should be killed. But, Its Britney's fault. Whats really sad,is if FED dumps her zit-infested ass, Its the baby thats going to suffer. EFFING whore. Somebody should "fix" the both of them. Or perhaps give britney what her mother never knew she needed....BIRTH CONTROL.....stupid whore.
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All of you that say this about Britney and Kevin are really rude. Just because you guys have nothing better to do in your life but critize, you also take your anger and put it on someone you dont even know. You dont know Britney and You dont know Kevin they are normal human beings also so stop with all of this shit about them because whatever you say or do to someone else will get done to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,Kevin and Britney if you are reading this im here for u 4 ever. And good luck with the baby ya'll WILL be amazing parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xoxoxo
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fiuhh.. every baby in d world is pure.. u know..
doesnt matter what they parent are..
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Hey, i typed my name in at google- just fouling aorund- and it came up with one the actully said where i live, my name, and my age. i dont know whp wrote these things on this site but i didn't so who ever did it id aprechate it if ya didnt cuz i dont want my name and age and where i live on the net.
thnks: k>m
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Britney Spears is gonna be FAT HAHAHAHA
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Congratulations on your baby or twins britany and Kevin.
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to katie mallery, no one has to put ur info on here, there are millions of other ways for ur into to be on here, if u signed up for anything , even the yellow pages are on here with ways to find kids and teenagers numbers. duh.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP U SKEEZ.. DONT EVER SAY ITS FAKE & SHES JUST GETTING FAT.. U JEALOUS FUCKS GO BLOW ME.. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER.. SHE'S GORGEOUS AND SHE'S HAVING A FAMILY.. MIND YA BIZZNESS.. HER KIDS WILL BE GORGEOUS JUST LIKE HER,.. N NOT UGLY LIKE THE DOLLS U HAVE ON TOP FOR HER.. SO GO FUCK YASELVES IF UR AGAINST HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY.. & THE ONES WHO SUPPORT HER N THINK IM RIGHT MAD PROPS TO0 Y0UU.. WELL IM OUT.. BRITNEY GO0D LUCK TO UR FAMILY..MUCH LOVE
LOVE TINKAA<33
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can u get pregnant 4 fukck ing a dog?
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Hey peoples does anyone know what brit is having a boy or a girl if so e-mail me at stevens_baby_girl25@yahoo.com or brit if u read this can u e-mail me at that e-mail address and let me know thanks alot
~*~Shannon~*~
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brit you will make a great mum and keven will make a great dad. please send some thing back
love ya
from april
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their kids are gonna be sooo ugly
i can't wait to see how ugly they will be
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i wish she was juss gettin fat that would be soo awsome but its true she's pregnant. she couldn't get that fat that quick and durr u can soo totaly tell by how her stomach looks. i no britt is that kinda person and likes to start stuff but i'm pretty sure she wont get that low
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Congradulations Mommy,
You'll probably never read this but just in case you do- I am truely a die hard fan of you and am down with whatever descions you make. I have every article, tabloid cd poster you name it. Newayz- Probably just wasting my time, however I am very proud of you and love you to death. All these people talking mess are just haters but your not stupid you already know that. Kisses alwayz and forever
Amanda Barr
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Congradulations Mommy,
You'll probably never read this but just in case you do- I am truely a die hard fan of you and am down with whatever descions you make. I have every article, tabloid cd poster you name it. Newayz- Probably just wasting my time, however I am very proud of you and love you to death. All these people talking mess are just haters but your not stupid you already know that. Kisses alwayz and forever
Amanda Barr
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Hey Briteny Congats On The New Baby.
Zachary
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HEY Y ALL DA HATIN MAN??? LIKE WE SAY HERE N DA BAHAMAS "ONLY IF YA JEALOUS A PPL YA HATE!!!" SO ALL DESE HATERES YOU KNOW WA DA PROVIN??? NO MAYBE YOU'RE 2 DUM 2 NO. ALL DA PROVIN IS DA U HAV A LOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW SELF ESTEEM AND U'RE JEALOUS BECUZ SHE IS MORE SUCCESFFUL AND BEAUTIFUL DAN ALL OF U (HATERS)!!! U CAN CURSE ALL U WAN, TALK ABOT HER ALL U WAN BUT WEN IT GETS DWN 2 DA REAL POINT BABY U JUZ WANNA B N HER SHOES!!! HA HA HA O HOW SAD U WAN 2 LIVE HER LIFE SPEND DA MONEY SHE SPENDS DANCE DA WAYS SHE DANCES SING DA WAY SHE SINGS N DRESS DA WAY SHE DRESSES ............BUTTTTT U CANT!!!!!!!1 HA HA HA HA HA HA SO WA U DO???? U SIT ON YA COMPUTA TINK OF DISGUISTIN TINGS 2 RITE WEN DEEP INSIDE U NO U WISH U DID NAME BRITNEY SPEARS (HATING GIRLS) OR DA U WAS KEVIN (HATIN BOYS)
OOOOO HOW SAD US HUMANS CAN GET WEN WE R JEALOUS OF OTHERS SUCCESS. BUT U CNT HATE HER BECUZ SHE HAS STRATE NICE BLONDE HAIR WILE U HAV SUM CURLY FRIZZY SHIT LOLOLOLOLOL OR GUYS u jealous akevin cuz a girl wudnt ge u A SECIN LOOK!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL O HOW SAD!!!!!! u no wats even more pathetic on ya behalf?????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SUM OF U R SINGLE!!!!!!!1 UGLY!!!!!! WRKIN A MINIUM WAGE JOB!!!!!! LOLOL N U DEICIDE 2 TEK u'rre anger of nOT BEIN SUCCESSFUL OT ON HER BECUZ SHE IS ! SO YA NO WAT SCREW ALL OFF YAL N I AM NOT JUZ TEKIN UP 4 BRIT BUT 4 CELEBS ALL AROUND DA WORLD HU RECEIVE CRITICISM 4 BEING HUMAN N ENJOYIN LIFE LIKE ERY 1 ELSE! YAL MUSSY DNT HAV NUTTIN 2 DO!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HAHA HA LOLOLOLOLOL YAL SUM SAD FUDDA MUCKERS!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
AND A NEX TING YAL STINK WITCHES DNT B HATIN ON DA BABY OK!!! ERY CHILD IS ONE OF GOD'S UNIUE GIFTS 2 MANKIND!!! DA BABY AIN DO YAL NUTTIN OK!!! DA BABY IS AS INNOCENT AS A LAMB!!! SO PLZ YAL STAY AWAY FRM DISSIN DA BABY OK OR YAL JEALOUS CUZ YAL WASNT A PRETTY BABY ? HA HA HA AGAIN I MUST SAY SAD!!!!!!! PATHETIC!!!!!! LOSERS!!!! YAL SUM DUM JACKA**ES NA!!! LOL YAL WASTIN ALL DIS TIME DISSIN N HOME GIRL DEN MARRIED GET PREGNANT PLUSSSSS HAV HER BABY STILL MEKIN MILLIONS SMILIN N LVIN GUD!! LOL YAL CNT STOP DA SO Y HATE JUZ GO ALONG WIT DA FLOW!!! LOL
YAL SUM SAD PATHETIC JEALOUS STUPID INGNORANT PPL JED!!!!! I AIN GA LIE RITE BUT TANKS 4 BEIN SO STUPID CUZ I NEEDED DESE JOKES I HAD A BAD DAY N I NEEDED 2 SMILE SO TANKS 4 PROVIDIN DIS JOKE!!! LOL N E WAYS I N COLLEGE N I GA GET BAK 2 RITIN MY ESSAY LOLOL.
I DIDNT EVEN NO BOUT DIS I JUZ STUMBLE ON DIS CUZ IT POPO UP BUT HEY APPRECIATE DA JOKES MAYBE I CAN USE IT 4 MY TOPIC ON MY NEX ESSAY..... I CAN IMAGINE IT NOW ..... ""PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE A LIFE AND WHY THEY HATE CELEBITIES"LOLOLOL N E WAYS LINK UO PEOPLES.....LOL SAD
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i think it is great that they are havin a baby.It is their own choice. As long as they are happy together, that is all that matters.
Aman
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Oh my gosh, they are like so cute but.... her kids wont like like dat.... u gotta u know... tka Brits and Kevs faces and sorta mix em together and make a feminem or a musculet(i think thats spelled like that) face... but anyways thats so cyber cute...:P
oh and F.Y.I. shes carrying twins...:P girl and a boy...;)
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Britney,
I am gonna laugh my ass off when Kevin Federfuckup dumps you. That's what you get for sniffing around his ass and getting knocked up before you got married. Oh, and for breaking up a marriage.
Kevin,
You are such a loser. Go back to huffing paint. Maybe if you lost all of your brain cells, you'd be better off. Moron.
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Hey
Brit I am so happy for you,..
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all of you are so dimwitted white trash illiterate morons with no taste, like britney!
come on, YALL, she bought her own shitty 2 carot engagement ring!!! hahahahaha!!! mine was given to me by my wealthy ( much wealthier than she could ever wish to be-- and with the falling fans, the lose of her money--) loving, supportive, NOT camera whore fiancee. who, i might add, will stay with me afer we have kids ( not in any near futire, im only 21!). she married a back up dancer!!! thats LOW! thats GROSS! at least security could get you backstage ( said the girl from scary movie!! )skanany, you just need to commit suicide, cuz guess what? i was born wealthy, unlike YOU and i have a man who loves and respects me, unlike YOU... oh yeah, and i have RESPECT from everyone and myself. by the way, all you fans, you make me laugh, go back to your shitty homes and tretend you have tase and class
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T-- your a looser, STD-ridden brit needs to have her face smashed into the spinning tires of a motorcycle
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DANIELLE
no one is jealous of a fat cunt like her, ew i would absolutly kill myselfif i looked like her!i wont let myself weigh over 95 lbs, and im only 4 inches smaller than her! ha ha im tiny and goregeous and i was featured on E!, because.....well, my darling, sad little girl, im a debutonte, AND trust fund baby! so ha ha think agian when you run yout inane mouth
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HEY T!!!
no one is jealous! how could anyone be jealous of such an ugly, white trash piece of old sanitation, man, im beautiful, i model, AND im skinnier than her fat ass, i have NATURal BLONDE HAIR ALL OVER, and i have a man who loves me. plus, i didnt have to buy my own shitty 2 carot enagement ring.....he bought me a 7 carot one. so whos jealous? not me!
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hey TINKA!!!!
im not jealous by any means i feel sorry for the skank....and yes, she is fat....well, compared to my perfect body :) so keep running your mouth, go ahead and maybe you should learn to have some class and classic eternal good taste......i mean, brit BOUGHT her own engagement ring! my fiancee bought me mine, and it isnt a measley 2 carots like her silly little pebble. well, have a magnificent day!
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Alica!!! GOOD ONE!!!! i hate that you "britbrit" you fat, crusty pile of STDs!! when will all you idots realize that YOU, you fat slob with a golddigging hubby who cheats on hotter chicks than you, arnt even good enough to peel off the bottom of my guccis!!!! and by the way, i DONT WORK, i have more money in a few sets of trust funds that would make you green ( or just fat ) with envy..plus, MY man loves, worships and respects me, and EVEN bought me my OWN engagement, not like YOU!! oh, a word to you brit, 5 carots is silly considering how much your worth....hmm, funny because i didnt have to buy mine and its...well ill stop acting like new money ( like YOU )...lets just say its much bigger than yours, but most importantly, it was purchased by the man who loves ( not uses !!) me.
have a magnificent day, and oh yeah, by the way, you still look like that pic of you wearing the I LOVE CHOCOLATE muumu
ew, plus, that UPN joke of a show really sheds light on your over eating, zit-covered ugly face.
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britney your a bitch
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wow, loveandadored.
Ummm, I hate to break this to you, but Britney will never read this site. We also might need to work on some jealousy issues.
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You are all sick! What is Britney Spears get famous for?! It was for singing... not for being pregnant! If she's having a baby it's no-ones bisnus. I don't care if she's giving birth to a bag of potatoes! I hate what people who bag out on others acheivements do to people like britneys personal life. She wants a baby so be it. Her choice. Nose out people!
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My name's Helen. I wanna no: can you get pregnant from fucking a dog?
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hey brit i had my son on the 15th of sept his birthday is on friday how was seans birthday
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I fucking hate britney and that other fag almost as much as i hate kelly. [the moaning bitch who commented earlier]
All you retards posting fan mail can die.
i don't care. whatever. im going to bed.
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