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August 7, 2006

Britney Is Like Totally Stoned, Y'All

I know 1.2 million people watched this already. But I'm five days behind the rest of the Internet 'cause of my Lolladaze. This Video Of Truth is more unbelievable than those rockers on treadmills:

She's so country!

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So...am I even MORE behind since I don't know what this is? Even if she's stoned, it seems like she's playing it up WAY too much.

'Ya know that movie, Back To The Future? Can that really happen?'

If she's really that stupid, she makes Jessica look like a Cardiologist.

Posted by: Sean at 08/08/06 12:17 AM  | Reply
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The sad thing is...she's not stoned. God save the kid.

Posted by: Eddie at 08/08/06 12:20 AM  | Reply
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i guess i'm behind as well.

when she refers to the guy filming as kevin, does she mean KEVIN FEDERLINE? because he sounds like a genius talking to her.

Posted by: vladislalalava at 08/08/06 12:51 AM  | Reply
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Wow. I think Britney is the only person in the world that makes K Fed look like he went to Harvard. No wonder he married her; it's good for his self-esteem.

Posted by: Jamie at 08/08/06 1:49 AM  | Reply
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my cousin is exactly like her...it's scary.
i wish weed made me that stupid

Posted by: adam at 08/08/06 2:49 AM  | Reply
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I saw this a couple days ago on MeFi (and was surprised I didn't see it here first, until I remember Lollapalooza).

... Let me second the, "Holy crap. She makes Kfed look like the brains of the couple," thought.

Posted by: Alex at 08/08/06 3:10 AM  | Reply
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what the fuck is wrong with her? seriously, i don't get it.

Posted by: bryan at 08/08/06 4:16 AM  | Reply
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oh my god, she's from the south, she's got to have learned chewing etiquette at SOME point, right?? oh my god.

Posted by: kayte at 08/08/06 5:55 AM  | Reply
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Oh man, why didn't that keep going? It was getting so deep there at the end. I thought they were going to figure out how to time travel. We were so close! SO CLOSE!

Posted by: Charlie at 08/08/06 6:31 AM  | Reply
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Oh man, that was classic --

"Back to the Future? Can that happen?"

She really does make Kevin look like the brains of the operation. I like how she's completely regressed back into a Southern gal-type. Hilarious.

Posted by: James at 08/08/06 6:54 AM  | Reply
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that's so confusing, i don't understand

If she isn't stoned then what the hell is she?

Posted by: Sophie at 08/08/06 7:04 AM  | Reply
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Jessica, Jessica Simpson, when did you infiltrate Britney's body? - man Adam Green needs to go back and re-work those lyrics.

Does Britney have two voices? I swear she's never sounded like that before...

Posted by: Andrew at 08/08/06 7:10 AM  | Reply
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She supports the President!

Posted by: GW at 08/08/06 8:21 AM  | Reply
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The time travel isn't important because she only thought of that movie because she wanted to time travel back in time so that she could do her life over because she feels she is missing out on movies that come out and can't remember them being out of the theatres. She's unhappy and stoned.

Posted by: Elton at 08/08/06 8:29 AM  | Reply
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The time travel isn't important because she only thought of that movie because she wanted to time travel back in time so that she could do her life over because she feels she is missing out on movies that come out and can't remember them being out of the theatres. She's unhappy with how her life turned out.

Posted by: Elton at 08/08/06 8:30 AM  | Reply
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Life: like things... and... things going on.

Posted by: yeti EedeeOOt at 08/08/06 8:51 AM  | Reply
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Stupid: Yearning for time travel so you can see "Spun" in a theater.

Posted by: uh. at 08/08/06 9:55 AM  | Reply
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What a waste of bandwidth.

Posted by: Dee Snuts at 08/08/06 11:37 AM  | Reply
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She wanted to see Spun or Spawn?

Posted by: scott at 08/08/06 2:04 PM  | Reply
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Time travel?

Good lord...and this woman shits million dollar bills.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at 08/08/06 5:40 PM  | Reply
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The clip is like if Spun became a documentary. She is on something a little stronger than weed y'all.

Posted by: Sarah at 08/08/06 6:33 PM  | Reply
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C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE

Posted by: z at 08/08/06 7:50 PM  | Reply
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What the...she sounds cracked-out as fuck.
She's never sounded like that before. it's...weird.

Posted by: a is for applebits at 08/09/06 12:48 AM  | Reply
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Crack is wack, yall!

Posted by: Gabi at 08/09/06 8:50 AM  | Reply
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Is this old or new?

Have we travelled back in time?

So confused.

Posted by: Brit at 08/17/06 3:11 PM  | Reply
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