July 6, 2004

Britney & Kevin Hit Maui

"Look kids, it's a washed up pop star!"

They do seem to be having fun though! Don't forget the sunscreen Kev. Oh, and here's the scar, sickos.

Posted at 9:29 AM

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awww shit! the pregnancy rumors are true: kevins sporting a little 3month bump

Posted by: awwwshit at 07/06/04 1:20 PM | Reply
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lol!!! that is so funny i LOVE this website

Posted by: carolina at 07/06/04 1:23 PM | Reply
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Her tan looks really good in that first pic. Too bad it doesn't hold up for the others.

Posted by: spunk at 07/06/04 2:28 PM | Reply
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is that a joint in the second picutre???? Oh my

Posted by: allison9090 at 07/06/04 2:31 PM | Reply
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is that a new tattoo (on her right inner arm)?

where's her puppy?

Posted by: Tylla at 07/06/04 2:48 PM | Reply
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It's a cigarette that Brit's holding.

Brit and Kev have matching dice tattoos on their arms.

Posted by: stereogum at 07/06/04 2:49 PM | Reply
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thanks scott!

did they mention why they chose the dice tatoos?
or maybe it's kaballah...

Posted by: Tylla at 07/06/04 2:57 PM | Reply
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Doesn't it seem a little like she "hurt her knee" in order to continue that vacation/hiatus she got so comfy in? I mean, where's the brace? I think Brit Brit just got lazy...

Posted by: Sara at 07/06/04 3:18 PM | Reply
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scott - your "washed up popstar" title is FUCKING AMAZING.

Posted by: ultra at 07/06/04 3:46 PM | Reply
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"scott - your "washed up popstar" title is FUCKING AMAZING."

true dat yo, true dat.

Posted by: floored at 07/06/04 4:34 PM | Reply
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Wow, I'm glad you SKANKY New York hipsters have Stereogum to track Britney's every move. It's funny how you guys mock her as she relaxes and ENJOYS life on the beach while you all sit in DIRTY cramped apartments in Hoboken sipping on Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Britney's a friend of mine and I can vouch that she is TRULY a sweetheart. I'm sure she'd be even nicer if you guys would stop STALKING her every move.

Cool it with all the HATERADE you fucking losers are drinking this summer and GET A LIFE.

- A friend of Britney's who's fed up

Posted by: A non-loser at 07/06/04 5:55 PM | Reply
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um...anyone who uses the word haterade is a loser in my book.

Posted by: homeypeeps at 07/06/04 6:05 PM | Reply
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HATERADE? Woohoo, is it 1998 again? Let me break out my glitter body lotion!

Look, I don't give a fuck if Britney is the nicest person in the world, I'll never meet her, don't want to meet her...but DAMN it's fun to watch her white trash it up! Celebrity is a bitch, innit?

Oh and "A non-loser", can you please tell Brit to lose the trucker hat and maybe wash those nasty cut offs she's always wearing? I swear, you can almost smell the crust just looking at the pics. I mean, since you are good friends and all.

kthx bye.

Posted by: mints_the_nonhipster at 07/06/04 7:00 PM | Reply
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Do they have computers in Louisiana?

Posted by: madskrillz at 07/06/04 8:00 PM | Reply
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Ahhhhhhhhh-too fucking funny!You guys are hilarious.

Posted by: Hollis at 07/06/04 9:29 PM | Reply
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Britney's friend; since you speak to her (of course assuming you're not a friend of her first husband's cousin's boyfriend's sister's best friend's brother), could you PLEASE tell Britney to purchase some Clearasil ($2.99-10.99) or Duac($95). Could you also tell her to not throw ashes off a balcony because it proves how stupid she is. Furthermore, please inform her that she is going to be a step mother and if she REALLY does think "it's a good situation," she is beyond pathetic and we have every right to laugh at her. Oh also, since you know her and all and since friends care, do you think you could recommend Dr.Phil to her?

Posted by: Carla at 07/06/04 10:37 PM | Reply
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Yo, that looks like a mad MILF in the first pic. Yarrrr!

Posted by: K-Rock at 07/06/04 11:30 PM | Reply
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Hes penniless and evicted from his apartment with a baby on the way one minute and the next hes in Maui and never has to work another day in his life.
Shars been talking to the tabloids again-I wonder how long before Britney pays her to shut up?

Posted by: Kellis at 07/07/04 1:12 AM | Reply
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Hey doofus Hoboken IS IN NEW JERSEY U DAMNED RETARD~

Posted by: CHARLES DICKENS at 07/08/04 8:08 AM | Reply
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all i want 2 say is that britney is gaining a lot of weight, and as her friend "a non-loser" you should tell her. Oh you might also want to throw in that she's throwing her career and life away, what did all the hard work and whoring around do for her

Posted by: bere at 07/27/04 8:01 PM | Reply
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I bet you guys a million dollars "non-loser" is J. Lo.

Posted by: michelle at 12/27/04 10:55 PM | Reply
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Btritney you are the best of world!!!!!
I love you PS your fan n 1

Posted by: marta at 01/29/05 10:47 AM | Reply
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that's sucks! ehm...cool enough!! heh?>*&^%7>%#

Posted by: mr.x at 06/30/05 12:51 AM | Reply
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send all your sexy pictures for me
tankes very well

Posted by: mohsen at 09/05/05 9:45 AM | Reply
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kevin is a asshole

Posted by: halley at 07/26/06 1:03 PM | Reply
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