Britney Posts A Honeymoon Poem
Before y'all dis Brit's iambic rhythms, consider that she probably wrote it with 11 or 12-year-old fans in mind. Or don't. Whatever. Here's the latest masterpiece Mrs. Federline has shared with the Official Fanclub.
Honeymoon Poem
11.10.2004
A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.
I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.
I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.
We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.
As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.
A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!
Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.
Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.
Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!
As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!
~ Britney
Posted at 2:43 PM
"I threw my man down, you know what I mean" ?????
Oh GOD.
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She did not write that! That's a terrible poem!
"Oh my god" is all that can be said.
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i know man, that's just... *shudders*
that's wrong man.
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Of course it is a terrible poem. It's not that she has an audience of 11-12 year olds, she's just that uneducated to write a poem that sucks that bad.
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"Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!"
Ewww, WTF?
Which in this case apparently means, White Trash Fucking
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Wow. She puts the "suck" in unsuccessful prose.
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i thought it was beautiful. brought tears to my eyes. tho i think those are from laughing so damn hard.
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That's some deep shit man, real deep.
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well, that explains why they won't let her write her own songs.
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I dare someone to ask me why I'm posting a reply to a poem I couldn't even be bothered to read all of.
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wow, that's a great fucking poem! yeah, and brit's still a virgin...i hope she totally lets herself go.
+ dr seuss is turning in his grave.
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"A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!"
Aka: We ate cheetos, smoked some weed, stumbled into the shower, ate again, and then fell onto the bed in a food/drug coma"
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Why, Britney?? Why did you rhyme "smilin'" and "island?" WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???
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It's cute and light, give her a break, she's not having it published.
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i hope you're referring to yogurt when you say 'cute and light'
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No.
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Is it any surprise that her assistant planned the honeymoon?
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I'm going to vomit.
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Guess we know she doesn't write her songs...or does she? Since both suck, it's a tough call.
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I hope during her "time off" she doesn't learn to play guitar and decide to become a singer/songwriter and write her own lyrics.
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Wow, maybe she's planning to release a book of her cute lil' poems out just in time for X-mas....barf!
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"I hope during her "time off" she doesn't learn to play guitar and decide to become a singer/songwriter and write her own lyrics."
I personally hope she does. It would be glorious.
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Lordy, is this what evolution dribbled down to? Money laden apes scratching their asses on a beach and then writing about it.
Sad.
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Am I the only one who's, like, totally turned on here? Hottttt...
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I think we've found the new Jewel. Does anyone remember "A Night Without Armor?" The most embarassing book of "poetry" ever? Well, I can see where Brit gets her inspiration.
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I wrote a poem like that about sumemr camp when I was eight..well, except for the white trash fucking part,but other than that-it's almost spot on.
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The saddest thing of all is she read that over and thought it was good enough to share with the rest of the world. This girl needs some serious help and fast. I think a 6 year old could write better then that. Deep man...real deep!
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The saddest thing of all is she read that over and thought it was good enough to share with the rest of the world. This girl needs some serious help and fast. I think a 6 year old could write better then that. Deep man...real deep!
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woah. i totally didn't know britney was retarded.
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C'mon Britney Fans. How can we NOT make fun of this? I know we're "jealous" and all, but c'mon.
This is almost too easy.
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This has got to be fake. Right?
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Give her some credit, people. Bush would never be able to write a poem like that!
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It wasn't written for tweenies. It was written by someone who still is a tweenie. Did Quitney ever graduate?
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UHHHH. ARE THOSE THE NEW LYRICS TO HER NEXT SONG....
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Thats bullshit.This is a joke.There is no way that girl would write that and post it on the net for everybody to see.
I aint buying it.
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Hey y'all, that reminds me of that attempt of rap from Madonna... I'm drinkin' a soy latte...
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"When hell is full the dead will walk the earth" I think that day is finally here when a crock of shit like that can actually be dubbed good enough to be published. Make me Yak. Out.
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This is a conspiracy. Not the poem.
The people in this room constantly putting Britney down.
The poem was written from the heart but with humor. Yall are being harsh and critical.
Britney has way too much love for her fans and for the world and she is sick and tired of being placed in the spotlight by bad media attention and ignorance that is spread online about mher.
You people have way too mcu time on your hands.
She wouldn't ever waste her time reading your comments. I don't really mean to be cruel or harsh, but it really breaks my heart to see such negativity yall, over a wonderful woman.
Make sure that those of you who do like Britney pick up her new album "My Prerogative" Greatest Hits LP. Thanks Yall
Hugs, Brenda ( Say a prayer for love )
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Bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Is that you, Britney? Sorry that we're harsh and critical! Write a poem about us, please.
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Um....
britney sweets, aparently u wud have both the brain power and the hand-eye co-ordination of a retarded clam. With all those typo's u prolly round her mental level. Now if u r the sort of fan s she tryin 2 entertain then i could c y that "poem" would be so ludicrously ridiculous, otherwise, shut the fuck up n accept it for wot it is
A LARGE PIECE OF STINKIN CRAP!
peace.
Da UK dwelling Critic of the future
GuiltyC
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P.s
Bobby brown did the original My prerogative, n it shat on her version from a great hieght.
Go buy some talent bitch!
GC
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"[T]oo [much] time on our hands"? I suppose you mean that you are well warranted in your little sonnet defending a bad poet from cynicism that was never there in the first place (while making some humorously [that's how you meant it, right?] placed marketing). All people are doing is making fun of a really poorly written poem. Pardon us for being *critical* of a piece of literature that is written to be criticized.
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"[T]oo [much] time on our hands"? I suppose you mean that you are well warranted in your little sonnet defending a bad poet from cynicism that was never there in the first place (while making some humorously [that's how you meant it, right?] placed marketing). All people are doing is making fun of a really poorly written poem. Pardon us for being *critical* of a piece of literature that is written to be criticized.
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To the person to said "she's not having it published": Technically, since it was put online for her fans, it IS published.
Now if she sold it in Borders? Oh dear god . . .
With shit like this, no wonder people laugh at me for studying poetry.
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My day just got 100% better. Wow, fabulous.
"she is sick and tired of being placed in the spotlight by bad media attention and ignorance that is spread online about mher."
If she's tired of the spotlight being on "mher," then why doesn't "mshe" stop "mposting" "mcrap" all about her personal "mlife" on her "mwebsite?" The woman can't take two days off from drawing international attention to herself. Isn't this exactly what happened on her last so-called career break?
And I don't want you hugging me, dammit.
Silence is golden, Britney. Remember. Remember...
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"And I don't want you hugging me, dammit."
MLOL.
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Be very careful what you wish for here, people. If we can remember back far enough, Suzanne Sommers (Ms. Thighmaster) came out with a book of poetry some years ago.
I will NEVER forget, not even with therapy, the interview I saw with her where she said she "knew she was a real poet now" because her tome was "selling more than even Rod McKuen." (And if ever there was a comparison....)
So don't be surprised if Brits gets a hankerin' to come out with The Federline Trilogy.
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Britney??....What the fuck r u smokin'??
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Its not the best poem in the world, but at least she tried to stay loyal to the rhythm and slight rhyme scheme she had going there.
She prob wrote it quickly and wasn't really trying....okay, I'm trying to convince myself of the impossible- that was really bad. It was a mistake to expose that to us- the mean bitter public.
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Just because you use meter and rhyme doesn't make it good.
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This is so Flowers for Algernon. Britney IS Charly
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OMG! Will this be on her next album? I smell a GRAMMY! Sorry, but if I hear this on the radio to music, I will drive off a cliff. I don't care if there aren't any around, I'll find one!
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Stay in school kids...stay in school
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hahahahahahhahahaha.
I feel really sorry for the people that feel sorry for her..
She just sets herself up for this, and I'm sure Kevin helped her write that.. "Hunny, what rhymes with 'smilin'?"....
exactly.
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Britney might as well have posted a bunch of WTFs, LOLs and OMFGs in that poem to at least make it somewhat better.
LEIK I THRU MY MAN DOWN U NOW WHUT I MEAN?? OMFG LOLWTFBBQ!!!!11oneforthemoney
Heh.
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The Federline Trilogy.. haha.. Classic!
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I think you are all being unfair...
Britney is simply fufilling all of the pedo fantasies...
She's showing that not only is she fine as hell and the biggest ho in tinseltown....
She also is as dumb as tits on a bull.
Simple perfection.
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two words:
sucked ass
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Once the laughing subsided, I looked at it in context and some non-mean-spirited thoughts came to mind: I find it equally sad and touching that she seems to regard her fans as friends. Obviously she is very lonely, and has few people to talk to, other than those on her payroll; but that is beside the point. I don't think she meant for this to be published for all and sundry, she probably thought she was sharing a [silly, immature, schoolgirlish] hornymoon recap with her close "friends".
I doubt it has crossed her mind that people would actually buy into her fan club for the single purpose of schadenfreude. Don't get me wrong, I'm so glad you did, I can't get enough of it. However, I think something like this is less fair game (though no less idiotic) than the moronic things she posts on her public site.
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I'll admit, that was well said, Holly.
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1) is she stoned?
2) i just admitted outloud...hey britney looks better now....now im not so sure.
3)i feel strange inside. like a tingling..while reading this. i think its a panic attack.
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LOL!
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You people are a gag / #1 - Britney is a real person and she's not even reading your comments, pleaze. I don't know who yall are Typing to, but it's not like ticking me off at all, because i realla don't care what yall say about her.
I think the poem was humble and honest and i think that u people really suck. You're not being fair to Britney by bashing her over a personal poem that-/-/ NO wasn't going to be used for a poetry book. It was an idea /
You probably all own her latest LP, I really Bet / Tata, Brenda
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brenda sweets, honestly learn how to type or proof or somethin. maybe you're only 12 and dont know any better, but for someone her age, a performer no less, to allow that peice of trash to come out of her head through her hands onto the computer for us to veiw is simply astounding. whats more astounding is your attempt to somehow redeem the time we wasted reading it by saying it was sweet and she tried hard, thats like getting a dead rose from your boyfriend and and gettin giggly about it.....get a clue
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i think my brain just imploded
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britney sucks ass
i puked in the grass
i wish i wuz smarter
but i'm just a farter
poo
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Well.. I do now believe we finally have solid proof that Britney is mental. If we go about this right, we could get her locked up behind soft walls in a nice shirt with long sleeves...
And Brenda: Put a bullet in your head, or Britneys, and make the world a better place. And take out mr. Bush when you're at it.
There are too many morons alive.
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britney has outdone herself this time... i can't really see how a full-grown woman could write something as crappy as this... i bet, she is trying to make up for the childhood she never had... keep up the good work, brits, maybe we'll get some pics of you naked next time...
brenda sweets, please forgive us for calling shit for shit... i would really like to throw you down after some ice-cream, tho'
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Oh GOD.
Well you know: I've been saying it all along: Britney's knee injury required so strong medication it severly damaged her brain. Completely obvious, right?
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I second the disgust for "threw my man down."
Jesus, what is so fabulous about this guy's sex? Did Justin not manage to get her off? Are Cheetoes and Red Bull some sort of secret aphrodesiac? Did Jesus bless Kevin's dick with three times the size and staying power? Because honestly, he seems to have nothing else to recommend him beyond the Dick O' Powah.
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I think its not so good but YA now it comes from the heart and thats wats most important!IM A BIG BRITNEY FAN I ALWAS LOVED HER... SO IF YOU SEE TIS BRITNEY COULD you anser ....love Rikke "a norwegian girl.....
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Its okay that youre a big fan of her...
But please dont overdo it.
Its okay the poem sucks.
But please dont overdo it.
At least the poem is better than her very first single. Hit me baby one more time, oh baby baby..
But Britney, please...
...please dont overdo it!
Ash(",)
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hey, cut her some slack here people...
you've got to remember that this is the human-beeing who thought it was possible to survive beeing executed.. quote: "I think that execution as a punishment for a crime is a good thing, because then they suffer and learn their lesson for later..." obviosly the girl has no brains, really, no brains... at all!!
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I feel... Feels like someone just stole 1min of my life, one min i will never get back reading that "poem". And to those that think Britney will answer or is reading this, she wont answer, and isnt reading it.
Quote: Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!
Must say, all time low for you Britney, sounds like a poem i made when I was six years old and had to make a poem about my vacation for school.
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Haha!
I wonder how many 11 year olds are going to their moms and asking what Britney means by throwing her man down.
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Ah...What a beautiful evening. I've got my hot cup of cocoa and i am totally in tears of laughter over y'all. I think there is proof that the poem Britney wrote was intelligent. All you folks are reading it , right ?
I am going to share with y'all a poem i wrote this afternoon on the balcony watching the beautiful day go by.
My dream is to also make it in music.
My desire is to be a folksy-kinda rock singer,
everybody. I love Brit- but i am not really into dance/pop anymore. I have lately been- totally inspired by Lisa Loeb and older Jewel. Tell me what yall think ?
"Please, Don't make me get on my knees
You break my heart everytime i ask you pretty please.
Now don't go doing it, now don't go at all
You make my body confess your the best
out of them all."
I know that most of you will not like this and will put me down, but i want to know what some of y'all think because i am probably going to release this on my new , well my actual 1'st cd.
Let me know y'all. Love and Hugs, Brenda
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laughing my ass off. BRENDA YOU RULE!
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The thing is I really hate to breake my friends' hearts when they believe she sings att stage, when they are certain she writes her own hits. But why brit? I never say the truth, but how can anybody think you are gifted after this.. ehh.. yeah.
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Brenda, this is obviously not the place to see what people think. If you act and write like Britney, you're only going to get bad criticism like what was given to her. Oh, and if you say y'all one more time, especially in a poem, then God help you.
As for Britney, ha ha ha ha ....hahaha....HAHA...omg.
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Please, please, please, oh please if there is a god let her try to get it published somewhere... my god, please. Ever since her letter of truth Brit-Brit's a regular T.S. Eliot.
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okay?????????????? think shitney should stick to dancing.... home in her livingroom...
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First of all I feel I have to post a comment on this site because I'm really embarrased that a norwegian girl wrote that she's a big Britney fan....Trust me, there are very few of us, and the minority of norwegian Britney - fans are the ones who either win a free ticket to meet her, accidentially gets her cd for x-mas or is either retarded or find it hard to listen to songs that don't sing about "high,sky,fly". And second, Britney underlined the fact that this was a wedding not well planned: "I packed my bags light and quick, then grabbed my pink dress and favourite lipstick" (?) Hey Britney: Would you be happy if your husband ,whatever-his-name-is, only brought one pair of boxers, and that these actually was the same pair he went swimming in the turtle pool with??? That's just discusting....
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BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA
*gasp*
HAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA
God, this poem makes me happy to be alive and have an education. Yes, indeed, these are the moments I live for.
Thank you for the massive giggles, Britney. You are quiet the poet laureate...
I kind of feel bad, like I'm laughing at someone who is functionally impaired.
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haHA - oops, i pwn3d myself...damn you, typos! DAAAAMN YOUUUUU...
"quite," not "quiet."
At any rate, a very badly funny poem. hahaha
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Ah. The poetic stylings of one Britney Spears. Has marriage ever sounded so sweet? Sweet as Peeps two weeks after Easter. Sweet as Koolaid spiked with tub gin. Sweet as a really bitchin' '76 camaro. Totally fucking sweet.
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Heehee! I liked that one! (",)
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Oh I'm reaaaaaaly waiting for this to come out on CD...
that would be funny as hell....
well thanks brit/brenda...for the pain in my chest caused by mass laughter!!!
peace out
no one
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I can't figure out why people are still laughing about a poem that is in no way funny.
I will have to admit to myself that the poem is honest and could have been written a little less, i don't know...Maybe less rhymey- is that a word, not sure ? Well anyway I'm very sure that Britney will surprise us with some new secrets in the coming months. I'm not going to like exactly elaborate on what i personally believe those secrets could contain, but let me tell ya'll that i do believe we are indeed going to be very surprised with some of the new desicions she has been laying out.
I feel like i am writing in my journal back in high school taheehee.. Oh well i like being surprised. I think that people are criticizing Britney very much like the way Mariah has been well y'know dissed ever since her career slightly faded in 97 when she hooked up with P Diddy or should i say Puff Daddy. He-he.
I love Mariah but i feel sorry for her a little y'know. I believe britney has been through i don't know , more probably than Mariah has , i guess in some aspect. being succesful isprobably is difficult. i wouldn't know, but i can only imagine that a Britney would like to live her life for awhile without all the attention.
I mean well look at her she is so famous now, and is probably the new queen of pop, that's the way i see it anyways.
Love Ya Everybody, Hugs..
Brenda
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W.T.F
Brenda darlin', av a fucking word wit woteva rip off, 300 dollar an hour fuckin psychiatrist u r seeing n ask im 2 beat you round the head wit a two by four for a while.
1. the poem was utter shite!
2. Britney aint been thru shit, she dont know real life, She had a charmed life from day 1.
3. Mariah was far more talented than britney ever was.
GuiltyC "ov" Da UK
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Hey you raza !!!
En un super mega programa de radio de por acá, (monterrey, méxico) estuvieron leyendo ese intento de explotación cerebral de la britney... nos cagamos de risa porque esta rechafo...es una estúpida en su máxima expression....
De por sí ke ni la mueve al cantar... che zorra... ya no haya ke hacer pa'llamar la atención...
britney sucks.... estupida britney....
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And they say Jessica Simpson is stupid, AJJAJAJAJAJJAJA, She looks smarter compared to what Britney wrote, AJAJJJAJA. Imagine if they had a poem contest... would it be Jessica the one to win?
I'm starting to think, that Jessica is way more intelligent and smart than Britney, AJJAJAJAJA...
Greetings from MTY, Thanks Ivan for the tip =P
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I just don't understand why Brenda has made it her personal mission to defend Britney unto death.
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Look, I don't think it's particularly nice to laugh at someone's attempt to showcase their inner feelings. If you had a really fabulous honeymoon with someone you loved, would you want people laughing at your inability to properly express that experience in iambic pentameter? Probably not. William Shakespeare she ain't, but I love her with or without a ring on her finger. And I think it's really nice that she loved Turtle Island. Britney and Kevin forever!
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BK4EVER, You are a SWEETHEART DARLIN ..THANKYOU.
I'm blushin right now Y'all i don't know what to say. 1'st of ALL BK4EVER is SO totally Right !
When Brit was writing this poem, it was to be genuine , honest and very simple.
ButI She actually thought it would be a great idea to publish online. I think that it was a totally awesome idea, because it helps us understand more who Britney really is and the changes that she has went through in her career.
I'm not going to cast my diamonds to the pigs right now by arguing on childish opinions of who is smarter or more talented. That is to me a waste of time. Britney YOU are POWERFUL , and EXALTED ! GO BRIT AND KEV 2005 ! YEE-HAW !
Hugs Everybody, Brenda
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BK4EVER:
"Inner feelings"? Were you referring to her relaying her choice of favorite dress and lipstick, or eating ice cream and throwing down with Federline?
Were there deep and introspective verses that I missed? Hm. Perhaps I should read it again. Never was good at interpreting poetry. (But then, that doesn't really apply here, does it?)
:P
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c'mon BK4EVER
"If you had a really fabulous honeymoon with someone you loved, would you want people laughing at your inability to properly express that experience in iambic pentameter?"
exactly...i wouldn't show the f*** world how bad i suck at writing poems!!! I would keep my honymoon including sexlife to myself!!!
peace out no one
greets UK!!!
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c'mon BK4EVER
"If you had a really fabulous honeymoon with someone you loved, would you want people laughing at your inability to properly express that experience in iambic pentameter?"
Thats exactly my point...if I sucked at poetry I wouldn't show it to the world! And my honymoon including sexlife I would keep to myself!!!Thats privat!!
peace out "y'all" no one
greetz to UK :D
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ups i did it again?
LOL sry didn't refresh my written text so i wrote it again....
no one
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Brenda Sweets
Britney Spears
B S
Not very good at coming up with names are you Brit.
Your right tho Y'all
It is like her music and her initial BS
On all counts
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Tardwhore. Slutmoron. Halfbakedho. Banalbiotch.
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Idioticingenue. Puerilepaintedwoman. Laughableloser. Cloyingpartypickup. Motheatenstrumpet. Wearysomewench.
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Quote Brenda Sweets:
I think that it was a totally awesome idea, because it helps us understand more who Britney really is and the changes that she has went through in her career.
Can you please explain this to me? Who is she? Someone whos deepest feelings is about lipstick and pick dresses? Fair enough that she writes poems, everyone is entitled to that, but if you makes it public like this... Cant expect anything else...
And one more thing... Are you for real? Or ironic? Hard to read that ;)
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Brenda and Britney sitting in a tree....
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Anyone who found that beautiful needs to go back to first grade poetry writing. If you guys want beautiful dramatic poetry read some Maya Angelou writings.
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can i point out that it's neither iambic nor written in pentameter?
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Y'ALL Jealous of her. :nod: yep yep
& Sick Boy- Brit wouldn't waste her time reading comments in here. My name is Brenda and my last name is Sweet, so there.
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Brenda, She took the time to write a poem that lacks the ability to arouse the most light hearted of people, Then she took the time to post it on her web site, Then took the time to throw her man down, I think she has far too much time on her hands.
So the possiblity of her massive ego surfing the web looking for "I LOOOOVVEEE YYYOOUUU BRITYYY" mornons like yourself to inflate her non poetic abilities would be very high.
Given the proof that she truly lacks imagination (See shitty poem section one)I could see her coming up with a name like Brenda Sweets trolling webs sites like this one defending something I wouldnt even wipe my ass with.
Good day to you sir.....I SAID GOOD DAY!!
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Britney is a Vogon.
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very nicely said Sickboy!!!
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As defined by urbandictionary.com:
Britney Spears:
Your worst nightmare, white trash with money.
Use: Britney Spears is a common scrubber.
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I thought it was perrogative. Either myself or Britney can't spell. I only hope I'm not dumber than her. Where's my dictionary? Quick!
By the way, ms. Britney, this poem bites ass. At least set the poor man down. He might get hurt. Sheesh!
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at first i laughed, then i realized that she , unfortunately, has a lot of influence on todays youth. Now I think i must vomit.
and Brends Sweets, get spell check, seriously, if you want people to actually listen to you with out feeling the urge to rip your fingers from your hand you should do something about your english and your spelling.
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By the way Sha, I'm not the one who used the word mornon for moron and britty for Britney. You are such a tard y'all. ( taheeheee )
To those of you who are casting your pearsl by telling me how to spell... Here is the proper spellling for prerogative which i have been using the whole time.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=prerogative
You people are so funny. ( knee-tap ) ta-hee-hee
Hugs, Brenda
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Ah....I think i will have some champagne again, sit on the balcony with my laptop and bust a total gut y'all watching you argue with a dictionary. Like Wow , won't that be a gag tahee-hee. & make sure y'all buy My Prerogative ( Greatest Hits ) because Britney isn't going for Good ! Love Ya Brit, ( biggrins Brenda )
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i thought the poem was great! I think the press should leave her and kevin alone!!!!! :-D
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the poem was totally HOTTT!!! loves it!!! BRIT I love you....you are my idol!!!!
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I really hope people are being ironic here...
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Hey sweets, I'm entitled to spell one word wrong if you get to spell the rest of them wrong. Fair enough? Thought so.
I wouldn't spend a penny of my money on Britney Spears. It was bad enough that they had all that shit of hers on display at the tock 'n roll hall of fame when there could have been stuff from REAL rock 'n roll artists there instead. The last time I bought something of hers, it was a book sealed in plastic and I gave it to my 4 year old for her birthday (she's 8 now). When I got the plastic off, I had to break MY Brittany's heart and take the book away because slut Britney was damn near naked. No way in hell am I going to encourage that again! (And by the way, my daughter got her name from a baby name book, long before Britney made her debut. It's just a sick coincidence.)
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Brenda where the hell do You come from?
Oh wait let me guess ...where people laugh like horses?...taheheee my ass....
starz i am truly sorry someone draged the good and honest name of your girl through the mud like that...at least they are not spelled exactly the same...
peace out no one
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What idiot would buy a book with photos of Britney for a 4 year old girl. She has been slutty for years it is nothing new. If you had a boy you should have bought it for him.
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I don't have to defend my reasons for buying a book from a children's section in a party store, 4 years ago.
No one -- thank you. Now that Britney is settling down, I hope she stays gone. No more flaky Britney music on the radio, no more turning on mtv and wondering if you accidentally got the playboy channel (Okay, so it'll still happen, but not with her), and most of all, no more shitty poetry from her. It makes me hope she has 10 kids, but then again, would we really want her being the matriarch of a family that big? hmm. Tough call.
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not even stoned I'd believe she wrote that poem. That's not even a poem! hey brit brit, a poem comes from the heart, not from your artificial bad-shaped butt!! bsides u should think bout justin a bit, don't u think? he was way better and u know you're gonna end up begging him to come back
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Brenda, I was not the one that tried to correct your spelling, mine was due to quick typing and not proof reading, Whats your excuse? yours seems to be a continued presence......Taheheheheehawww!
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starz what the hell is wrong with you? im sure Britney is doing a lot better in life than you ever will so shut up!!!
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i agree with this "no name" thats damn right Britney Spears is freckin' old enough to dress how she wants and another thing Britney is a good name soo ur daughter is lucky to have that name!!!!!
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i think it is really sweet that Britney even consider sharing her honneymoon with the few of us on this site that truly are fans and that have stuck by britney ever since "baby one more time"
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Here I am in my room again,
Reading Britney Spears' poém,
Oh my God I think it's good,
I so think Britney really should...
Write some more and publish it,
(Can't think of another cuplet)
So Britney, when you threw him down,
And ripped right off your hot pink gown...
And tied him to your 4-post bed,
Tell me, did you give him...?
Oops, sorry I did it again,
Got a bit too rude just then
It's just that when you suck his d**k
I'm worried it may be toxic
Remember you can never be
Too overprotected...please take heed.
Send this message to your fans
Next time you write about your man
Or better still don't write at all
Jsut sing and dance, that's more your call...
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While Britney may have fame and fortune, I have everything she wishes she had. Go to britneyspears.com and read her letters to her fans and you'll see. I have children that I love, I have privacy, and I have real, true friends that love me for me, not my bank account or my social status. She says herself that she's been in the spotlight since she was 15 and wants to have a real life.... so no, I don't think she has more than I'll ever have. Yes, Brittany is a great name, but even she hates sharing it with her now that she's a little older.
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AHAHAHAHAHA EFFING HILARIOUS!!...they read this on the radio one morning and i was about to cry i was trying so hard not to laugh... first she's goin "hit me baby one more time," cuz she's "not that innocent," but "she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart," and yet she's "throwin her man down, if you know what i mean"...
just watch, sooner or later she's gonna find out that kevin is really her brother, and after how many times she's thrown her man down...you know what i mean
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and also, brenda sweets, you have about the brain power as BS herself and there is no such word as "prerogative"---i seriously would think you were britney but the things you are posessed to write are too juvenile, so maybe you're jamie trying to back her up. i actually feel so bad for you because you seem to have no idea what a childish 11-yr-old sounding imbicile you are making yourself out to be. one annoying message is enough; we're only harrassing britney, you don't have to harrass us now. i doubt britney even wrote the poem, even though i wouldn't be surprised in the least.
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Maybe.....just maybe,,,she stuck a pecil up her arse and danced around the room to the crap song "Lucky" I think thats the name of the drivel infested teeny bop bag of shite poured from a blender.
AHHhhhh....so good to get that off my chest.....now if I could just make it rhyme....
If I had the time.....
I would drop all my things running madly smilin
Looking for that the very same....Island
I would want people to greet me right at the shore
Alsa no-one did
I must be dull...or
Am I? I ask the man at reception
"No" he said But Britneys already been and done that"
"Why dont you go to the gift shop and buy a new hat"
I did as he said and walked off toward the shore to throw a man down you know what I mean!
Alsa I could find none they were no where to be seen
Parchment in hand I cried with the poem
For Britneys lost love
I want to go home.
The End.
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BRIT RULEZ!!!!!!!!! yessir.
a crap called a poem that isn't even worth reading. (then why the heck did I read it?)
and no I don't care if I misspelled anything.
LOL *dies*
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So I'm supposed to be writing a paper... and I drifted off into cyberland. Normal occurance. I stumbled onto this site and read the whole convo... top to bottom.
1) I'm dumber having read her poem.
2) I've wasted 9 minutes reading all of you peoples responses (although hillarious.)
3) I dont want to get back to my writing because Brit's toxic poem might have infected my brain.
I hope she gets really fat after having kids and never returns to music-
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That's why I hope she has 10 of them. She'll be so stretch marked and saggy that the men that wanted to molest her before she became of age won't want her anymore, and the little teeny boppers will have grown up enough to realize she sucks by the time she's done popping out babies. But... like I said, I don't know if I'd want that much of her offspring infecting the general population.
And for those little girlies that think you're going to love Britney forever, just think New Kids On The Block. I loved them when I was 12, and I still tap my foot to their music, but we all know they suck. Just like Britney.
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"I threw my man down...you know what I mean".
I don't underdstand, think you could show us Britney?
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The fact that she would write "I threw my man down... you know what I mean" on her fan website that OBVIOUSLY consists of impressionable youth is enough for me to pull the plug. I used to think she sucked, then I started to actually like her... but now, I remember why I was a hater to begin with. Brittney- Please for the Love of God, GROW UP!!!!!!!
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Auggie, be patient. She'll come out with a supposedly leaked x rated film soon enough. They all do. Then we really will know what she means.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oy!... dear God I'm not sure which made me laugh more - Britney's poem or Brenda's defending the poem.. OR Brendas 'tahehehe'. Civilization in general is going to the dogs, and that's no more than I can say for celebrities of Britney's er.. caliber.
Britney needs to go eat some chicken-fat pie. Why? just because chicken-fat pie creates a rather funny mental image, and someone eating it is even funnier. Maybe she can get obese and fall through the stage one day.. that ought to get her permanently out of the record studios..
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aww c'mon guys, at least Brit tried.
or maybe she didn't... or maybe she tried, really, really hard...
'tahehehehehehe'
*dies*
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On britneyspears.com Miss Brit wrote a letter about thanksgiving and dedicated it to her mom. I'll keep this short, but I just had to come here and point out on paragraph. It says "It's 10pm and Kori is sound asleep. Today, for the first time I made a roast with carrots, potatoes, corn and my favorite garlic bread. It was amazing, if I do say so myself! I used my own recipe too. My feet are really starting to sink into my new home, especially the kitchen. When I was younger, the kitchen was always the room in the house where we would all end up hanging out. Cooking is kind of like motherhood. To be really good at it, you don't need instructions. You kind of just go on instinct and what feels right."
First of all, who is Kori? I'm curious.
Second of all, a roast and carrots, corn, potatoes, and garlic bread for Thanksgiving? She's obviously not going to be the next Martha Stewart! And here, she's proud of this? Okay, so I can see that she's been working nonstop for like 6 years so she wouldn't know how to cook as well as someone that lived at home and did the high school thing, but c'mon! All she did was put a roast and carrots in a pan in the oven for a while, heated a can of corn on the stove, made some mashed potatoes from a box, and cooked frozen garlic bread. That's a fine meal for someone on a day that isn't a holiday, or if you really, truly can't cook, it's great for a holiday too, but my God, doesn't she think she bragged enough about throwing her man down? Now she's bragging because she doesn't know how to cook.
Oh, and as a mother of three kids, I can tell you it's a hell of a lot harder to be a mother than it is to cook a roast. That's a huge insult, but it's smoothed over a bit by the fact that she could just be a mother someday and she'll see how damn stupid she is.
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This is incredibly depressing. After reading this epic, my life feels trite and without purpose. You see, I am currently wasting my existance as a journalism major. The reason I am so incessively negative about this, is because after striving for excellence for so long, I come and read something like this; from an amature with no real education in a literary field. I read this, and it's, BRILLIANT! She's obviously quite gifted. Regardless, I see this natural talent and realize that I can never compete with raw talent like that. No matter how hard I work, it will never be as good. While I am studying and staying up all night trying to learn as much as I can; she can just roll out of bed, open the door of the double-wide and the first thing that comes out of her mouth would bring a tear the eyes of even Emily Dickenson. A lot of potentially great pencil pushers are giving up their craft after reading such a fascinating tale of passion, rapture and devotion.
I only hope that one day I can find the emotional prowess to unleash such an amazing limerick. Of course, I'd need an enchantress capable of inspiring such emotions. Oh to be blessed...
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Hi everyone, it's been hilarious reading everyone bashing britneys terrible poem, and even funnier reading Brenda's poor attempts at standing up for Britney. I just wanted to point out that Prerogative is a real word which is defined as "peculiar power". I'm not defending Brenda Sweets because I think she is full of shit, and she needs to get a f**king life. Get over it, the poem is shit and so is your arguement. Quit trying to defend someone that has obviously written the worst piece of poetry I've ever heard. She wants to be a "role model" but listen to her music and her poem, if I had a daughter I wouldn't let her listen to that shit. Keep up the B.S bashing work. Good job! Kudos uncle meat.
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yeah it sucks so what if i had that much money i wouldn't give a shit. next she is going to be writing poems about her new puppy.
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Lets hope the words "I threw my pup down you know what I mean" will not appear in that one!
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It's not the the whole Throwing down her man part was disgusting or whatever. It's just that the poem sucks. I guess I see now why all of her songs are remakes of old songs.
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I kinda prefer the version she rote before her agent made her change it. It's more romantic, more...sleazy, more Britney, somehow.. ;-)
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'A honeymoon at last, to get away from y'all.
My mate Madonna said it'd be a ball.
I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Fuckfest Island.
I packed my shorts, crack and bong
Then grabbed my pink dildo & favorite thong.
We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I blew Kev hard, all through the night.
As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are fucking all over the shore.
We took a shower and smoked some grass
Then I ate cheetos while Kev fucked my ass.
Magical nights snortin' coke
laughing my fat ass off at that stupid dope.
Crack orgies under the stars
flashing my tits around the bars
Friendly "helloes" and never goodbyes
When you're sucking cock, the time just flies!
As I sit and prepare to split
I thank you, Fuckfest Island, for having this megastar.'
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'A honeymoon at last, to get away from y'all.
My mate Madonna said it'd be a ball.
I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Fuckfest Island.
I packed my shorts, crack and bong
Then grabbed my pink dildo & favorite thong.
We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I blew Kev hard, all through the night.
As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are fucking all over the shore.
We took a shower and smoked some grass
Then I ate cheetos while Kev fucked my ass.
Magical nights snortin' coke
laughing my fat ass off at that stupid dope.
Crack orgies under the stars
flashing my tits around the bars
Friendly "helloes" and never goodbyes
When you're sucking cock, the time just flies!
As I sit and prepare to split
I thank you, Fuckfest Island, for having this megastar.'
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lol..very creative.
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you guys are all stupid britney is an ugly cow, without all the make-up shes nothin, i hate brenda, get a life, are u a lesbian or sumfin?
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Britney spears is a gay ass and i hate her!
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peeps who dis britney r frecken stupid! y r u on this site if ur just gonna dis her???? GET A LIFE!!!!!!! if u can't respect other peeps opinions....then u suck monkey balls!!!!!!
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Okiley dokiley then, indeedy that was odd.
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WTF? We all knew she was a slut but she just clenched it for us!!!!!! How 'prevocative' does she want to be!!
All I can say is WHORE!!!
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wow man im freakinq tearinq up...well dat'sz okay cos i juss finished laffin` :) dat shyt sucked lyke hell OMG wat da fuqc was dat?! dat poem is lyke a fuqcin dick, GO FUQC iT!! :) bye
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What a lovely piece of crap.
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Pleae, get over it, it's just a poem and it's not written to you or is she ofending you??? But you know the problem is you don't have nothing better to do than criticize britney. and if you all hate her so, why do you waste your time reading it?
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That is some unrequest information! Ewww, i cant believe i read this...
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oviously yhays a good poem but about the wrong man she should be wid justin man justin and brit was da best cuople kevin is after her damn money and britney is stupid not to realize this britney and justin meant to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Britney has no idea of how to keep her personal life private!
Like, we all care what she and Kevin did!
I think she's insane!
Seriously, she used the birth of her son, to release her second perfume and now since she has officially released her son's baby pictures, to a magazine, she is releasing her latest album.
The remix one......
It's such a shame that she uses her personal life, to strategically boost sales of whatever product she is involved with.
So far, her second perfume and her latest album.
BOOO FOR BRITNEY!
I am no longer a fan!
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Surely I'm not the only one who realises the Brenda Sweets is just baiting 'yall'. NO-ONE loves Britney anymore. Plus, why sound deliberately retarded if you genuinely want to defend someone? She is a fabricated character by a Britney fan hater. That's a step further than a Britney hater for those that didn't know.
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Hallo! Es hat sich doch gezeigt, dass die 301 Umleitung einer minus-31 Domain nichts bringt weil die Seite auf die umgeleitet wird auch auf Platz 31 landet. Wenn nun jemand seine -31 Domain auf meine Domain umleiten wurde um mich als Konkurrenten zu argern, gabe es fur mich keine Moglichkeit diese Manipulation herauszufinden.
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Ich wurde ratseln was ich falsch gemacht hatte und dabei ist es nur ein Trick der Konkurrenz. Edit: Ich habe die Frage vergessen! Gibt es doch eine Moglichkeit herauszufinden ob jemand seine Domain auf meine umgeleitet hat?
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i love britney but to be honest this poem is quite bad. but that dosn't mean she can't write good poems. if you don't believe me, read this poem that she wrote and posted on the site.
Remembrance of Who I Am
No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?
Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.
Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.
You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.
You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.
The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.
You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.
What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.
You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!
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