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November 5, 2004

Britney Posts Another Letter To Fans

This was written by Britney exclusively for fanclub members. If you're not a fan, you're not allowed to read it (though you can still buy her album, in stores Tuesday y'all)!

11.04.2004
Dear Fans,

I’m just getting back from my honeymoon and it was absolutely breathtaking! This is the happiest I’ve ever been in my life. Unfortunately, we couldn’t take our honeymoon right after the wedding because of the closing on our new house. We are just settling into our new home and it is coming together perfectly. I’m redecorating a lot of things because when we decide to start a family, everything in it needs to be perfecto! I love decorating; it’s very therapeutic for me. I believe your house is a reflection of yourself, so I want everything in mine to be exquisite.

My new hobby is experimenting with all different types of art lessons. It’s always been a passion of mine. Maybe I’ll even do my sister’s make-up next year for big events. Jamie Lynn is turning into such a beautiful little lady. Her new show is coming out soon and I am sooo proud of her. It’s called Zoey 101 and it will be on Nickelodeon in January. DON’T MISS IT!

I haven’t really thought a lot about work lately. What better time for a greatest hits album to come out? I can actually enjoy & reflect on my success at this point in my life. I may be disappointing some fans out there, but I don’t think I’ll do another tour for a couple of years. My priorities in life have changed. I am having fun again reading all the magazines that I enjoy (mainly because I am not on them). At this point and time, what I want is not my face on every cover, but someone else’s instead. I really want to help other people achieve their dreams and possibly even develop new artists. Everything is in the very beginning stages and it feels great to just think about different opportunities that I am interested in pursuing.

The Holiday’s are right around the corner and I can’t wait to have my own Christmas tree in my very own house. As far as New Year’s plans, I really wanted to have a huge party for all our friends and relatives who were unable to be at our wedding, due to the last minute surprise element, but I think we might have to wait until after the house is completely finished.

Well, I’ve got to go. My dog, Lacy, just got fixed and she’s not acting like herself! I’m going to have Shabby Chic re-cover her bed and maybe that will lift her spirits!

Love, B

PS~ Regarding last week’s letter: I’m not the type of person to put blame on other people, but I do feel that some things which were done for me were not always in my best interests. Looking back, I feel now that on my 4th album “less is more” should have been the way to go. As for me quitting the business for good, that is kind of harsh. As I said earlier, my priorities have changed and I am going to be focusing on three main areas of my life for the immediate future. Myself, my husband, Kevin and starting a family. When I really come back, things will be totally different. Until then, there are some things close to me that you might be interested in seeing. For one, you will be able to get a taste of my fine hubby on a few covers; Jamie Lynn has her show coming out and of course, the tabloid’s weekly analysis of my “letter of truth”. Hopefully, they won’t be trying to decipher that one for much longer! I can’t wait to read what they say this week. He He! Well, now I’ve really got to go!

Love ya,
B

(Look for an exclusive honeymoon photo to be posted on Friday)

UPDATE: Check out Britney's new cannabis jacket (via Ultragrrrl).

Posted at 3:07 PM




121 Comments

He He!

Posted by: Roz at 11/05/04 3:15 PM | Reply
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I don't know what to say.....I'm still trying to think when Britney's IQ dropped 20 points before writing this letter.

Posted by: michelle at 11/05/04 3:21 PM | Reply
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"The holiday's are right around the corner."

Is this a race of people? A family? Hmm.

Posted by: Kim at 11/05/04 3:22 PM | Reply
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If this is real, it's nauseating.

Girlfriend needs to put down the magazines and pick up a copy of Strunk & White, too.

Posted by: pigwidgeon at 11/05/04 3:24 PM | Reply
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To Kim: You're not funny.

Posted by: Benzo at 11/05/04 3:24 PM | Reply
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Is there anyway we can get Kevin fixed?

Posted by: Andy at 11/05/04 3:25 PM | Reply
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What a tard.

Posted by: Dur at 11/05/04 3:28 PM | Reply
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Oh Brit.

What happened to the expensive tutors you had? The great private tutoring you had while growing up? Did they forget to teach you grammar?

Posted by: lol at 11/05/04 3:33 PM | Reply
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Why doesn't someone let her know she already has a family with her hubby, his 2 kids. And any others he may have out there.

Posted by: mary at 11/05/04 3:39 PM | Reply
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Britney writes like an average 22 year old, which is exactly what she is. All the errors are typical college composition errors.

Posted by: clh22 at 11/05/04 3:39 PM | Reply
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Someone needs to explain that makeup is not an artform.

Posted by: Huh? at 11/05/04 3:41 PM | Reply
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it's apparant, Britney has found Enlightenment...

Posted by: - at 11/05/04 3:42 PM | Reply
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Stereo -- are you going to post the honeymoon photo later? I can't wait!!!!! U R so cool if U post that!

Posted by: jenny at 11/05/04 3:46 PM | Reply
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Britney DOES NOT write like the avarage 22 year old.

She's lost so much of her IQ she no longer knows how to spell her own name.. and is now "B" .
Dumbass.

Posted by: www.livejournal.com/users/anti_britney at 11/05/04 3:51 PM | Reply
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Who the fuck is Shabby Chic?

Posted by: Carla at 11/05/04 3:53 PM | Reply
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"...I am going to be focusing on three main areas of my life for the immediate future. Myself, my husband, Kevin and starting a family." Brit, that's 4. Just saying.

Posted by: Noah at 11/05/04 3:53 PM | Reply
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I'm not sure what college you are talking about, but I didn't write like that in college.

Posted by: bf at 11/05/04 3:54 PM | Reply
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"...I am going to be focusing on three main areas of my life for the immediate future. Myself, my husband, Kevin and starting a family." Brit? That's actually 4.

Posted by: Noah at 11/05/04 3:55 PM | Reply
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I still like what someone called her a while back - an 'assbat'.

Posted by: Webradinger at 11/05/04 3:56 PM | Reply
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good gawd! I couldnt get any further than "your house is reflection of yourself" if thats the case she'll have overrunning ashtrays and cheeto crumbs all over the place.

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/05/04 3:56 PM | Reply
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britney is talking about having a christmas tree but why does she celebrate christmas if she's all about kabalahbalahblah?

Posted by: sarah at 11/05/04 4:05 PM | Reply
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that is SO not kosher of her to do that...

Posted by: dennard at 11/05/04 4:17 PM | Reply
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Can someone teach this girl to properly use an apostrophy? (e.g "the hiliday's" "new year's") Also, "I believe your house is a reflection of yourself, so I want everything in mine to be equisite." Hmm...she must think of a lot of herself.

Posted by: lily at 11/05/04 4:25 PM | Reply
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Uh, it actually is three areas she's focusing on, Noah. They are:

1) herself
2) her hubby, Kevin
3) starting a family

Posted by: Gyda at 11/05/04 4:27 PM | Reply
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No wonder this girl is neurotic. Look at these posts. Y'all pick her to pieces over NOTHING. Shame on you. I'm not even a fan of her music anymore but I feel sorry for her as a human being. She's been treated by many people as if she's a commodity for their enrichment. I hope she can hold tightly to the reins of her life and begin making good decisions for herself. You go, girl. Faith and family will keep you together. Hold on tight.

Posted by: mj at 11/05/04 4:43 PM | Reply
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Me Britney, me talk english good!!

I could not get past the "at this point AND time." She probably says "for all INTENSIVE purposes," too.

She obviously wrote, edited and had the final word on this "letter." I suppose you have to respect the fact that it was not fed to us through publicist speak. That said, in addition to her exploration of the arts, perhaps she should explore the art of writing.

Posted by: holly at 11/05/04 4:58 PM | Reply
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That first letter she posted was her letter of truth? Well...what a rip off! I saw no truth there, just a bunch of crapola.

Posted by: whatevah at 11/05/04 5:12 PM | Reply
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um, mj, Britney's success is based on the fact that she is a commodity; that's how her publicists and "people" have kept her in the limelight for so long. This is why she's famous. If she were a real musician and a real singer then she would be respected as such, and people would be posting about her music and lyrics, rather than what a stupid hoebag she is.

But hey, at least it appears she wrote her own letter.

Posted by: LEN at 11/05/04 5:12 PM | Reply
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I'm a college student and I certainly don't write like that,her sentence structure is horrifying.

Posted by: Carly at 11/05/04 5:15 PM | Reply
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oops, thanks Gyda. It appears she's much better at 'rithmitic than the readin' and writin'.

Posted by: Noah at 11/05/04 5:15 PM | Reply
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"At this point and time, what I want is not my face on every cover, but someone else’s instead."

Deep. y'all.


Posted by: sarah at 11/05/04 5:19 PM | Reply
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Lily,
You made more errors in your post than Brit did in her entire letter, so fuck you, hypocrite.

Posted by: You are all losers. at 11/05/04 5:26 PM | Reply
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Best comment so far: "Brit? That's actually four."

Hahahaha!

NOAH IS GOD! That shit is funny because true. Good one, Noah.

Now let go focus on my 3 things now.

Posted by: Noah is FUNNY at 11/05/04 5:27 PM | Reply
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'Until then, there are some things close to me that you might be interested in seeing. For one, you will be able to get a taste of my fine hubby on a few covers'

as my mamma would say, now you know it ain't no truth to that.

Posted by: Jenn at 11/05/04 5:29 PM | Reply
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@ You are all losers(with a period?)."

What a stupid attempt at defending Britney Spears. Only thing that would be worse, is if you were defending her music.


I would still screw you though because I just know you're girl.

Posted by: blah blah is stupid at 11/05/04 5:30 PM | Reply
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Uh, Miss Carly? You made an error dear. How horrifying! Now go back to English 101.

Posted by: christine at 11/05/04 5:32 PM | Reply
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"Looking back, I feel now that on my 4th album "less is more" should have been the way to go."

Oh my! She basically just admit herself that the album SUCKED. Haha.

Okay, at very least she admitted it wad "disappointing". Read it again.

Haha.

Posted by: Britney Spearrrrrs at 11/05/04 5:34 PM | Reply
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@Noah is Funny!

You're stupid. It's actually three. Kevin, Family, and herself. Moron.

Spears pwns.

Posted by: Dumbass at 11/05/04 5:36 PM | Reply
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um, Len, I 'm familiar with how the music business works and I know that there is the Britney Spears public persona that generates money and fame for her and many, many people. My point is that the gravy train that is Britney Spears, inc. has come at great personal expense to her as an individual. Who was looking out for her well-being when she was not old enough to look out for herself? No one that I can see.

Posted by: mj at 11/05/04 5:37 PM | Reply
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@Noah is Funny!

You're stupid. It's actually three. Kevin, Family, and herself. Moron.

Spears pwns.

Posted by: Dumbass at 11/05/04 5:37 PM | Reply
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"I believe your house is a reflection of yourself, so I want everything in mine to be exquisite"....that is the most hilarious part of the letter BY FAR..in fact, perhaps the most hilarious thing i've ever read or heard come from a celebrity. i can't believe no one posted that already....geez, what are YOUR IQs?

Posted by: youmissedthebestone at 11/05/04 5:45 PM | Reply
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someone already did mention the one about decorating a house and the whole reflection thingy. Check again.

Posted by: mj at 11/05/04 5:47 PM | Reply
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"Spears pwns."

Huh? Spears puns? Spears prawns?

Mary said: "Why doesn't someone let her know she already has a family with her hubby, his 2 kids. And any others he may have out there." I say: Amen.

But I hope she keeps writing these letters, they're a riot.

Posted by: Nobody at 11/05/04 6:04 PM | Reply
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Yes. There's nothing more exquisite than shabby chic! http://www.shabbychic.com/ The chick is going to end up living in a really, large version of my grandma's house.

Posted by: Janine at 11/05/04 6:11 PM | Reply
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Well, no one was looking after her since everyone wanted to make money off of her. Of course, this happens all the time in the industry. All I'm saying is that it's a little ridiculous to feel sorry for her; she's rich and if she didn't like what she was doing she could stop. but I guess she is....reflecting on her house...and her tasty fine hubby....

Anyhoo, looking at this letter it seems that she probably can't do much else, NOT EVEN HIT SPELL CHECK.

Happy Holiday's.

Posted by: LEN at 11/05/04 6:14 PM | Reply
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I think its cool she's doing this. Because like other people have said- this is obviously coming directly from her. A lot of artists post on their website and they don't have good spelling, grammar, or sentence structure but we don't call them retards. I'm still fascinated by her so whatever keep 'em coming cause they're fun for ten minutes at a time.

Posted by: PJ at 11/05/04 6:19 PM | Reply
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Let me begin this by stating that I've never been a fan of hers. I never really even paid attention to what she was doing until I found this blog, and was able to see the humor in watching her well-groomed image implode. So I don't have a lot invested in loving or hating Britney Spears.

I don't really care if her grammar is bad, or if she doesn't come off as very smart. She never claimed to be a great brain. My big beef with her was that she bitched about not being left alone when she purposely went after the celebrity life. She deliberately created a career where she would writhe around on stage, barely dressed and in an extremely sexual way, and then whine that she was pure, innocent and misunderstood.

So I respect that the girl is finally putting an end to that bullshit. She seems like maybe she's starting to mature a little and to see that life isn't all about what your "people" tell you to do, it's about living from your heart. And if she is able to find peace, then I--as one human being to another--wish her well.

Posted by: Puddin' at 11/05/04 6:39 PM | Reply
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"She deliberately created a career where she would writhe around on stage, barely dressed and in an extremely sexual way, and then whine that she was pure, innocent and misunderstood."

She went along with someone else's poor decision to turn her into sexual act rather than a musical act. Considering her age when this decision was made, I think we should look at Britney as one who was too young to make responsible choices. I hope she'll distance herself from the losers who misguided her and find managers and advisors who will help her develop her career without compromising her dignity.

Posted by: mj at 11/05/04 6:48 PM | Reply
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"She went along with someone else's poor decision to turn her into sexual act rather than a musical act."


Poor decision? If it wasn't for that decision, she'd BE poor and nobody would give a shit about this letter. Focus on her musical act? Yeah, okkkkkay.

I would say that decision was right on the "money".

Posted by: WT? at 11/05/04 7:13 PM | Reply
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I'd like to think that when someone is 16+ yrs old they can think for themselves. They may be impressionable, they may not make the best decisions, but if they didn't want to do something, they have the ability to say so.

If millions of 16 yr olds across the country can defy what their parents tell them to do, she COULD have defied what her managers and advisers told her. So she's making up for lost time now and not bathing or changing clothes.

Posted by: anon at 11/05/04 7:47 PM | Reply
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Yeah, well Noah didn't know that for sure Gyda because B didn't use a terminal comma.

Posted by: sarah at 11/05/04 9:15 PM | Reply
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Uh, Miss Christine? You made an error, dear. How horrifying! Now, go back to English 092.

Posted by: Carla at 11/05/04 10:12 PM | Reply
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Oddly enough, in terms of composition, grammar, style, and organization, this letter is significantly better than the last "Letter of Truth."

Fishy?

Posted by: Nicole at 11/06/04 1:02 AM | Reply
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I think it sounds like Britney is trying to live a "normal" life for awhile. She'll probably get bored after awhile. Hopefully, there won't be too many offspring that suffer if the ship sinks.
I wish I were well off too. Then I can be as eccentric as I please! It must be a blast. What would you all do?

Posted by: Aloysia at 11/06/04 2:04 AM | Reply
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When a list item contains a comma, one should separate the list items by a semi-colon.

Confusing and lame: "As I said earlier, my priorities have changed and I am going to be focusing on three main areas of my life for the immediate future. Myself, my husband, Kevin and starting a family."

Clear and lame: "As I said earlier, my priorities have changed and I am going to be focusing on three main areas of my life for the immediate future: Myself; my husband, Kevin; and starting a family."

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at 11/06/04 3:52 AM | Reply
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You people are far sadder than Britney, her letter, or her image-implosion could ever be. Attacking her grammar? Attacking her shallowness?

Wow, talk about hard targets. (And, no, that's not an oblique reference to y'all's shameful, covert masturbation to pseudo-Britney porn immediately after posting here...).

I have no real respect for Britney Spears, but your pitiful attempt at tearing her down only elevates her by comparison, sort of like how making fun of a retarded kid just makes you appear to be the bigger 'tard.

Congrats!

P.S. And Gawker linked to this, why...?

Posted by: schadenfreude! at 11/06/04 3:55 AM | Reply
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Exactly what I was thinking, schadenfreude. But I always get hooked by this shit because it's so entertaining - you read something really dumb. . . and then the next person writes something even dumber! I can't believe how ignorant most Americans are. Then again, I suppose the fact that you guys chose a total fucking idiot to be your leader, TWICE, kinda settles it for me.
PS. Leave Britney alone, people; she's going through an arrested teenage rebellion thing, and frankly, who gives a shit?

Posted by: Louficer at 11/06/04 8:42 AM | Reply
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Yup, one person writes something dumb, the next person writes something dumber.

Posted by: lo at 11/06/04 10:23 AM | Reply
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"I am having fun again reading all the magazines that I enjoy (mainly because I am not on them)."

sorry brit, but didn't you buy a magazine with your face on the cover only a few days ago? i think it was on election day.....

Posted by: tylla at 11/06/04 11:13 AM | Reply
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"New Year's" is an appropriate use of the apostrophe, for the poster who criticized that... Short for "New Year's Eve", as in, the night before the new year. New Years Eve makes no sense at all; there is only one new year, no need to pluralize.

If you're going to correct someone's grammar, for the love of Kabbalah, do it right!

Posted by: Zelda at 11/06/04 11:33 AM | Reply
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any1 interested in da new U2 album?
http://www.thegoalissoul.cjb.net/

Posted by: b at 11/06/04 12:20 PM | Reply
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wow, is he ugly.

Posted by: Shlee at 11/06/04 2:21 PM | Reply
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For one, you will be able to get a taste of my fine hubby on a few covers'

* Um, since when has Kevin been fine?

Posted by: manda at 11/06/04 3:31 PM | Reply
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For one, you will be able to get a taste of my fine hubby on a few covers'

* Um, since when has Kevin been fine?
* I am assuming he will be on the cover of White Trash Weekly?

Posted by: manda at 11/06/04 3:33 PM | Reply
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Dear Loucifer -

I think Britney is pretty supportive of our nation's total fucking idiot. That form of arrested teenage rebellion thing seems to deserve more chiding than my half-assed interest in smoking dope. Sidenote...

Posted by: Kirsten at 11/06/04 4:23 PM | Reply
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I think the funniest thing about this post is all the people that need their snarky comments to be read so badly that when they don't appear, they try again immediately and end up double posting.

Carry On.

Posted by: Rachel at 11/06/04 8:16 PM | Reply
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Whatever, Rachel!

Posted by: Normal at 11/06/04 8:34 PM | Reply
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Whatever, Rachel!

Posted by: Normal at 11/06/04 8:34 PM | Reply
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Whatever, Rachel!

Posted by: Normal at 11/06/04 8:35 PM | Reply
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"Then again, I suppose the fact that you guys chose a total fucking idiot to be your leader, TWICE, kinda settles it for me."

Count me out of "you guys," please.

Posted by: Normal at 11/06/04 8:37 PM | Reply
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can anyone teach brit-brit the
concept of the paragraph? please?

Posted by: seleena at 11/06/04 11:31 PM | Reply
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[1] I love Sterogum. Thank you for allowing me to read and see the Britney exclusives. I was NOT going to give her more money.

[2]This has been mentioned: It's pretty sad to see hoards of people attack someone so obviously grappling with deep feelings of emptiness. She's a very tragic person, money or not. Enjoy her miserableness, but smearing her is pretty pointless. Her writing is not any different than most people with blogs and livejournals, and a GED/high school education. I cannot imagine she's had much leisure time to read.

[3] I like her music, and I have a college education. These "I'm not a fan or anything but I religiously read anything related to her" people . . . well, just know that it's no shame to appreciate "low" culture. More of us should own up and openly enjoy "B" and her great workout/dance music.

Posted by: Kristen at 11/07/04 4:47 AM | Reply
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She is recovering the dog's bed in Shabby Chic?
If you do go to http://www.shabbychic.com/ and click on furniture, every single piece of furniture you see is straight up white fabric. She could save money by buying a white sheet and wrapping it around the dog's bedding or pillow, and voila'- Shabby Chic! ....Ya'll get a taste of my fine husband on a few covers?...My guess is he tastes like BK and Drakkar :)

Posted by: tommy at 11/07/04 8:32 AM | Reply
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"I believe your house is a reflection of yourself, so I want everything in mine to be exquisite"

so, does this mean she thinks she is exquisite?

I can't believe this girl is thinking about reproduction...

and no, she doesn't write like a typical 22 year old, most of those actually *have* brains.

Posted by: tali at 11/07/04 9:41 AM | Reply
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I am not defending Brit but who the fuck cares how her grammer is. She writes a stupid letter to her fans. She is not writing a college thesis. You people are very very judgemental.

Posted by: Chris at 11/07/04 10:59 AM | Reply
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For the last fucking time, it's GRAMMAR!

Posted by: Carla at 11/07/04 12:00 PM | Reply
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Haha. "Grammer". Yell at me, Carla!

Britney Spear is still ALIVE? And doing MUSIC?

Wow......

Posted by: Hahaha at 11/07/04 12:51 PM | Reply
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You do know that Britney did not even go to college. You make is sound like she should have writing abilities like someone who graduated with a literature degree from NYU.

Posted by: Chris at 11/07/04 2:47 PM | Reply
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her face seemed to have cleared up quite nicely

Posted by: gwengwen at 11/07/04 5:52 PM | Reply
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Uhm, this was a letter to her FANS. If she wanted to write it in pig latin, then that is her decision. Why is everyone attacking her constantly over every little thing she does?

Give the girl a break, she's not perfect and never claimed to be. She is just a young woman trying to find herself, find happiness, and find peace of mind.

Unfortunately she can't accomplish this without having every move she makes scrutinized. You all should be thankful you don't have to mature into adulthood the way she is having to. The amount of pressure would be enough to put anyone into a fargone asylum!

So what if she doesn't write a letter that could pass as a dissertation! She doesn't need to!

No, I'm not a fan of her or her music, but I do wish her well. She seems to be going through difficult mental issues.

Posted by: Valen at 11/07/04 7:23 PM | Reply
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[You all should be thankful you don't have to mature into adulthood the way she is having to.]

That's offensive.

Posted by: Carla at 11/07/04 8:44 PM | Reply
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"You all should be thankful you don't have to mature into adulthood the way she is having to. The amount of pressure would be enough to put anyone into a fargone asylum!"

Well, I didn't tell her to go join the Mickey Mouse Club TV show, go on Star Search and *gasp* have a career in the entertainment field. Just like a policeman, you know the risks going into the field and you deal with it.

Posted by: alv at 11/07/04 9:18 PM | Reply
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"She's not perfect and never claimed to be."

Yeah, but she does claim to be exquiiiiisite.

Posted by: Normal at 11/07/04 10:06 PM | Reply
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You can not be that stupid to actually think Britney chose to be in the position she is in now. I am sure she does not regret how much money she has but this was all her mothers doing. She is not doing bad. At least her tits are not hanging out her shirt(like Tara Reid) and she is not some cokehead like the Olsen twins. I think she is fine. So what her husband only wears wifebeaters...They are from Louisiana. Everyone down there is total redneck.

Posted by: chris at 11/07/04 10:27 PM | Reply
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["She's not perfect and never claimed to be."

Yeah, but she does claim to be exquiiiiisite.]

That may be the funniest thing posted on here!!

Posted by: me at 11/08/04 12:09 AM | Reply
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yo, her husband ain't from lousiana! don't you remember the post with his school photos and love notes? he's californian, right?

by the way:
ex·qui·site
Pronunciation: ek-'skwi-z&t, 'ek-(")
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English exquisit, from Latin exquisitus, past participle of exquirere to search out, from ex- + quaerere to seek
1 : carefully selected : CHOICE
2 archaic : ACCURATE
3 a : marked by flawless craftsmanship or by beautiful, ingenious, delicate, or elaborate execution b : marked by nice discrimination, deep sensitivity, or subtle understanding c : ACCOMPLISHED, PERFECTED
4 a : pleasing through beauty, fitness, or perfection b : ACUTE, INTENSE c : having uncommon or esoteric appeal

so, her home and decoration must reflect her uncommon appeal and beauty and perfection. and she's gotta buy a nice shelf to display her empty redbull can pyramid, too.

Posted by: nag at 11/08/04 7:52 AM | Reply
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Or all the awards she's received because of her credible talent.

Posted by: unknown at 11/08/04 7:56 AM | Reply
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forget about the grammar. if I were a millionaire pop star, I wouldn't hang out at rest stops. btw, is that her hunching or is that a bump?

Posted by: janine at 11/08/04 9:50 AM | Reply
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is it me or is it about time she got fat? i mean c'mon, how can you eat that much crap and still be thin. She must be cheating.

Posted by: trump at 11/08/04 11:18 AM | Reply
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oh no, on closer inspection of that photo i think it could be starting.

Posted by: trump at 11/08/04 11:19 AM | Reply
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"...I am going to be focusing on three main areas of my life for the immediate future. Myself, my husband, Kevin and starting a family." Brit, that's 4. Just saying."

..okay kiddo..her husband is Kevin so how is that four? Her..her husband, Kevin..and starting a family. Let's not make fun of people for not being able to count if you cant yourself. Sorry none of you personally know Britney and are to bored with your own lives you hate on hers.

Posted by: Krysten at 11/08/04 11:28 AM | Reply
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Britney did not write this letter. Although almost bad enough to be her effort, it is a little too coherent and structured to be genuine. This has to be a satire.

>"Spears pwns."

Huh? Spears puns? Spears prawns?<

Could be "Spears owns". The 'o' is next to the 'p' on the keyboard and is an easy slip of the finger. Still stupid though.

Kevin and Britney must be sterilized for the good of humanity.

Posted by: grepthis at 11/08/04 11:54 AM | Reply
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Like her fans are going to give a rat's ass about how it's edited. Her fans aren't very smart, either. Duh!

Posted by: Holly at 11/08/04 1:52 PM | Reply
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"pwns" is just Internet slang. Boardie talk, if you will.

Posted by: Holly at 11/08/04 1:53 PM | Reply
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I think it's great that she's looking somewhat normal for once. Suburban as opposed to trailer park.

Meh some of you Britney defenders are amusing. I've seen some of her interviews, she totally gets the fact that people make fun of her all the time and she really doesn't give a shit. Believe me, the girl is a lot more aware of her role as pop-entity/entertainer than people give her credit for.

Posted by: lalala at 11/08/04 2:03 PM | Reply
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Actually, I was surprised at how GOOD the letter was written. I could understand most of it, she didn't write a la Prince with using the letter U instead of "you", she didn't write in e.e. cummings no caps or l337speek or use "LOL."

Then again, I also suspect someone edited it for her.

Posted by: Jennifer at 11/08/04 3:41 PM | Reply
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Britney,

If you need assistance with your letters, just let me know. I can help. If you are already employing someone to proof your letters, you are paying them much too much.

Posted by: mj at 11/08/04 4:51 PM | Reply
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Like I said:

Britney PWNS.

Next.....

Posted by: LikeIsaid at 11/08/04 6:35 PM | Reply
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"my dog, Lacy, just got fixed and she’s not acting like herself! I’m going to have Shabby Chic re-cover her bed and maybe that will lift her spirits!"
because dogs love reupholstering.
i think that britney looks pretty good though.

Posted by: sarabee at 11/09/04 8:06 AM | Reply
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She looks happy and relaxed in that picture.

But little advice for Britt, stay out of the tanning booths and the sun! Ten years from now you are going to look like some old leather!

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/09/04 9:38 AM | Reply
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i like that watch.

Posted by: toby at 11/09/04 2:31 PM | Reply
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Yeah, nice watch. Plenty of bling bling. Wedding present? Can't afford a "tank" on a dancer's salary.

Posted by: mj at 11/09/04 2:59 PM | Reply
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Hi Y'all.
I wanted to let everyone know that i think that Britney is living her life quite well and she should not be criticized for simply living her life. I guess what i am trying to say is that we need to understand her, where she's coming from, why and how she has evolved.
Most everyone in here will agree with me that their mistakes in life are not being publicized by the media , right ?
That girl is now a woman and we musn't hold her accountable for personal feelings or faults.
Ishe's really happy right now, so cut her some slack ,k everyone ? Love ya everybody. Take Care
Brenda

Posted by: Brenda Sweets at 11/09/04 8:54 PM | Reply
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im sorry but britney does have brains and everyone cant always spell correctly, okay? and for the one that said "that's four" it isnt because after identifying her husband, kevin...you have to put a comma after saying who her husband is...so if you stupid to not realize that then you dont need to critique britney either...what did yall want her to say anyways? yea she did sleep with justin? This is her life...let her live it the way she wants to i am sure you dont want me telling you how to live yours. oh and p.s....people shorten their names, is that a problem? doesnt mean they dont know how to spell

Posted by: di at 11/10/04 5:54 PM | Reply
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i completely agree with brenda! i (yes i know i did not spell that with a capital letter) think you are all rude, cruel people who have nothing better to do with your time then nit pick. obviously your are all jelous. leave britney spears alone and focus on your own pathetic lives!

Posted by: sam at 11/10/04 10:17 PM | Reply
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Pay attention, kids:

"your are all jelous." -->

"you are all jealous."
or
"you're all jealous."

As in, "You are all jealous of those of us who passed third grade."

Posted by: Normal at 11/10/04 11:59 PM | Reply
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What a freak show.

Posted by: Sex Monkee at 11/11/04 10:11 PM | Reply
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"hi y'all"?

Gag.

Posted by: Jen at 11/12/04 2:44 PM | Reply
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wow normal! thank you so much for that enthralling grammar lesson. And I really must add, your post normal, was completely 'normal' (note the sarcasm.) I have to say i agree with brenda and sam, britney spears is just trying to live her life. No one is perfect and we all have to remember that. Living under such scrutinty can be very difficult and you also have to remember that the media interprets many things the wrong way. Much of the information presented to us is biased. I also think all of you are being extremely critical and judgemental. Do any of you actually know Britney Spear's iq level? You can't deny her success. Whether you love her or hate her, she is one of the youngest, most successful, women in music. She has accomplished many things and is truly a star. Also, you have to admit, she doesn't seem to be a b*tch, like other female celebrities (I'm not naming any names.) You all probably think I'm crazy, but I'm posting this because I think that we should all grow up and get over all of this crap. Seriously. Whether her letter was correctly punctuated or not, she was speaking from the heart and as corny as that sounds, that's really all that matters.

Posted by: wendy at 11/13/04 1:48 AM | Reply
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Brenda, Sam and Wendy, I loved your posts and I can't agree more! And normal, first of all, so what? Sam made a mistake - big deal. And second of all, you're a bitch. (Was that punctuated correctly enough for you?)

And like Wendy said, even though she has a million "haters" she IS undeniably succesful and obviously she has fans, or else she wouldn't be where so is today.

Posted by: Jenna at 11/13/04 1:53 AM | Reply
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:hugs: Thanks Jenna I Love you
Chicken teriyaki Yall ( M'hmm M'hmmm Yum )
Yall i'm stoppin by for a Midnight Snack
C Ya Later everybody. :hugs, Brenda

Posted by: Brenda Sweets at 11/13/04 4:28 AM | Reply
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Hey u seem like ur havin fun so thats good..Well life is too short so enjoy it while it last..Hope you have a great time w/ your husband..Bye ttyl..mwazzzzzz

Posted by: Melisa at 12/30/04 6:05 PM | Reply
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When Britney first came out everyone loved her. Everyone wanted to be her and now all of a sudden because she got married and changed her ways people hate her and think less of her. If you had the camera of you 24/7 like she does, I;d just love to see what they'd make of you. I love her when she came out and i love her still no matter what because that's a true fan...that's a real person...So, stop judging her and bad mouthing her, because in all honesty all the talking and gossip make her look beter...a lot better because that's all it is GOSSIP....LOVE YOU "B"
P.S. guys it's aol noone really uses correct grammar...so get over it ...byee

Posted by: P.G. at 01/03/05 8:18 PM | Reply
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When Britney first came out everyone loved her. Everyone wanted to be her and now all of a sudden because she got married and changed her ways people hate her and think less of her. If you had the camera of you 24/7 like she does, I;d just love to see what they'd make of you. I love her when she came out and i love her still no matter what because that's a true fan...that's a real person...So, stop judging her and bad mouthing her, because in all honesty all the talking and gossip make her look beter...a lot better because that's all it is GOSSIP....LOVE YOU "B"
P.S. guys it's aol noone really uses correct grammar...so get over it ...byee

Posted by: P.G. at 01/03/05 8:19 PM | Reply
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If you guys hate Britney and are just going to badmouth her, then why even bothering wasting your time writing it down? Or reading her stupid letters to begin with? I can't stand her either, but I mean, come on, get a life. Who goes around wasting their time writing bad things about people? If you're all that dull, then at least take up a useful hobby like sewing and give your products to the homeless. I thought these were FAN sites.

Posted by: Clara at 01/09/05 12:31 AM | Reply
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Yeah, that's right. That shut you up. Mina olen sumalainen.

Posted by: Clara at 01/11/05 7:55 PM | Reply
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Has anyone noticed just how ugly Britney is without camera tricks and tons of make-up. She is a zit-faced pile of puke with a man's body and a cig sticking out. She sets such a fine example with that cig in her mouth all the time. Thank goodness for makeup or she would not be where she is today.

Posted by: JOE BLOW at 01/26/05 4:28 PM | Reply
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I don't understand why people are hating. Go and worry about your own fucken live,leave poor Brit alone. You fucken haters go kiss ass. you can tell all of you who were hating have nothing to do but to talk trash about someone you don't know in person but by tabloids. fucken idiots!!!!! you wish you had her money, her job and her man (only if your a girl or gay with a good taste.)

Posted by: marlene at 09/05/05 11:33 AM | Reply
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i just want to tell britney if she is reading this that i love her and her sister, jamie lyn.
i wish ou luck on your job and you familyi really wish i ws like you or your iter even id love to be famous and share my singing with the world but i never get a chnce hich fustrtes me!
i get bullied at skool andsmettimes my brothers bully me because i a tiny bit over weight but i don't give a dam!
i really wish you luck and hope you get along with kevin


Love Emma
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxxxxxxxxooooooooxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxxoxo

Posted by: emma at 04/16/06 11:03 AM | Reply
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Wow, how times change...

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