People says: Unconfirmed!
US says: "She inhaled a roast beef sandwich at a Starbucks counter and didn't even sit down!"
Star says ... wait, ladies and gentlemen, Star says: Yes! She's having a baby!
Pic via Brooklyn Vegan.
Stereogum doesn't know which oracle of celebrity fertility to believe. But what the heck: Mazel Tov Brit Brit. I'm sure the peanut gallery has some baby name suggetions...
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"Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"
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In related news, maybe:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005995.html
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What with all the recent celeb food names ... Coco and Apple .... How about "Cheeto"? Or Marlie, short for Marlboro?
Best of luck Brit Brit, you're gonna need it when that classy hub of yours cheats on you in your seven or eighth month.
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Can you believe Federline-yo has spawned three times that we think we know of? God that's depressing.
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god help that poor white trash baby.
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right there: the tragedy that is human reproduction...
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My vote goes for "Britven", or "Kevney" - depending upon the sex of the child, of course.
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I almost hope she is pregnant just so that Awful Plastic Surgery guy looks like a dumbass.
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my friend works at stuff magazine and told me it's most certainly true. this was like a couple weeks ago, and it's taken me this long to recover from the disgust enough to actually talk about it. on the bright side, at least she's rich enough to be able to hire a decent nanny who might be able to prevent it from growing up to be totally scarred for life.
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Kevin II. For either gender.
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They should just name the baby "Y'all" and be done with it.
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Brit Brat
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You know -- if this is true, the woman is three months pregnant and wearing a bikini in full view of photographers. That's just obnoxious (I know -- what does anybody expect).
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this is exactly why i should be in charge of all human reproduction. i mean shit, if they have marriage licenses, why not breeding licenses? k-fed's would most distinctly be revoked by now.
in other news, this may be the first case of red bull addiction in a newborn. potential second case in little dashton kutcher-moore.
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another reason to add clorine to the gene pool
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agreed...nothing says that i suck than to be born bayou trash.
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If it's a girl, I'll be surprised if it's not an Esther.
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Jessica Simpson Hilton Spears
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Can you just imagine how that poor baby's life will be? It will never be anything but Britney's little dress-up toy... I mean look at what she does to her dogs, she dresses them in mink coats and boots :s As for a name, I would think "Art" should do the trick, didn't she promise that from now on anything she presents to the world would be art? I can already hear her saying "So this is Art y'all..."
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Bobbi Kristina Federline.
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Did Britney ever do anything to you idiots on this board? It seems like the world would end for most of you if there wasn't any Britney bashing. You can not hate a person because of the way they look or dress or sound. And if you do hate a person because of that? That shows alot about your ''great'' character. I don't think that poor is the right adjective to call Britneys baby call her white trailer trash when you get to the point that you are one of the top 30 richest person in America under 40. And look for a mental therapist if your problem is..... in order to feel good about yourself is by saying shit about people you don't even know and about people who are not even born yet.
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Dude, she's a celebrity. Celebrity=fair game. Maybe she should call her daughter Celebrity!
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I am reminded of a lovely colloquial southern saying of my grandmother's. You can dress up a pig, and put it in lovely coats and minks, and have the best of everything. In the end, however, it's just a pig. No matter how many airs it may put on, it still has a pink snout and likes to root around in shit. See exhibit A/ above of spederline and potential offspring.
Wow. Someone who jumps to the defense of Britney. Boy, you have a busy life, don't you? Are you going to defend Michael Jackson next?
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Leonardo just doesn't get it.
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Leonardo just doesn't get grammer.
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Britney Spears is a worthless human being. I wish that she and those of her ilk would simply go away. Until that happens, she deserves to be derided.
Please, Leonardo, find a new role model and a cause more worthy of defense.
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ELPHABA JAMIE FEDERLINE.
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TWINS.
red and bull.
a really cute and appropiate name.
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yes, madskrillz, but it appears he doesnt get grammar either.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh how cute you guys get grammar. Do you want any cookies?
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i think leonardo is britney in disguise!
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Hah! Bobbi Kristina Federline is by far the best suggestion.
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"Earl" --It's got to be Earl.
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If it's a girl, name her Steak. Steak Federline.
(Brit's already referring to her as "Miss Steak".)
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poor kid is probably going to get dangled over a balconey somewhere in Germany.
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Boy or girl, they will name it Chocodile.
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Earl is the perfect name for a white trash baby boy deanna!
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Boy: Chester (as in Chester Cheeta of Cheetos)
Girl: Ginseng
Boy or Girl: Treylor or Traylor Park
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Let's see how long it take the loving hubby to ditch her now!! I mean, he's already got kids, why does he need something else taking away from his free ride??? He kicked poor Shar to the curb after she spit out a couple of puppies, you'd think Brit would be questioning his paternal skills!
Let's see, if it's a girl, they could name it BitBit Xtina Spears Federline. And if it's a boy, they could name him Justin.
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JUSTIN! i totally second justin for a boy
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Marlboro if a boy, Virginia a girl! Or the twins, Benson and Hedges.
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I think Earl is actually K-Fed's middle name.
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Whatever it is, its middle name has to be Jamie or Lynn. It's the law of the bayou.
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You guys are hysterical. Keep it coming.
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Jovian Nevaeh Federline
Congratulations Brit and Kevlo
a new sibling for the other babies
embrace this life, and honour the lives
of all your children.
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In my eyes Britney's a home wrecker who should've never got involved with that dead beat in the first place... She's just lucky she has enough money to take care of that baby by herself if needed... that is if kevin doesn't spend it all in Vegas with the boys again. All bullshit aside i do hope she has a healthy baby.
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I'm not a big fan of hers but I do think that we shouldnt make fun of a baby that has not been born yet. God forbid that one of your kids in the future come up all messed up.. remember God works in mysterious ways.
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In my personal opinion, I think Britney will be a great mother but she'll need to understand this isn't anything new for hubby Kevin. He already has 2 other kids by another celebrity so the fact of them having a baby of their own might not be as exciting for him as it will for her. Sorry Brit... Shar beat you to the punchline first!
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I put my vote down for Kevyn/Kevney or any other normal name and slapping a "K" on the front, such as Kasey, Kassie, Kristian, Kassidy, Kalvin, Kamryn, Kandice, Karly, Ksedric, Kutie Pye, etc. (just going with the flow of Kori and Kaleb)
I just love the arguement of "What did Britney ever do to you? You can't hate someone based on how they dress and act" sort of thing... what a riot. Yes, I CAN laugh at someone's unborn child because just LOOK at where it's living!
I think it's high time K-Fed got his baby makers tied off...
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Bryanna, after her brother Bryan.
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I'm happy for britney because she's finally may stay with her baby dady because she passed too much boyfrien/husband in her life, dream come true.
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dang, you guys are just green with envy.. thats all. yall all JEALOUS and yes i said YALL.
NOW, go chew on that bone for a while.
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Im really happy for britany and kevin. i wish u both the best of luck.
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I hope Brit will be healthy and her baby too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm happy for her!!!!!!!!!!
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i wish britney the best even though her kid might turn out to be a slut or a player bcuz he or she is bound to find out everything her/his mother did when she was "dirty"..wouldnt it be funny if justin and cameron would have a girl and britney n kevin would have a boy and then the 2 kids fall in love? anyone ever thought of that one? lol.
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