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January 18, 2005

Britney Still Hearts Gas Station Restrooms

The good news is that Mrs. Federline has started wearing shoes during her gas station pitstops (pics via BZone).

 

The bad news: too late (WARNING: celebrity rash).

Kev, pick up some Neospizzle on the way home from the cornrow store, will ya?

(BTW, these pics were taken after Brit went to a baby store. She's so totally pregnant.)

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what are the odds she's PREGNANT?

she's always going to bathroom and can't seem to hold it until she gets home. she's also been talking about wanting to be a mother, etc.--which i think is just a ploy to soften the blow when she announces her pregnancy....

i say kevfed, jr. was conceived about 2 months ago... after brit consumed a bottle of strawberry boon.

Posted by: eric at 01/18/05 7:41 PM | Reply
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I've read alot of places that she has some kind of bladder disorder. I know it seems ridiculous but she does seem to have to go all the time, and not only is she wearing shoes but they're cute ones.

Posted by: AJ at 01/18/05 7:53 PM | Reply
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I've read alot of places that she has some kind of bladder disorder. I know it seems ridiculous but she does seem to have to go all the time, and not only is she wearing shoes but they're cute ones.

Posted by: AJ at 01/18/05 7:54 PM | Reply
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That looks like a scrape... or herpes... or something. She's too short and her legs are too thick to pull off that dress. Is KFed wearing eyeshadow?

Posted by: Waverly at 01/18/05 8:40 PM | Reply
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scabies?

Posted by: tony at 01/18/05 9:17 PM | Reply
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Well, the Brit photo press caught her shopping
for maternity clothes.


Posted by: zey at 01/18/05 9:28 PM | Reply
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since i'm a dork, here's the link:
http://www.rexfeatures.com/cgi-bin/newshow?item=509645§ion=S

Posted by: zey at 01/18/05 9:30 PM | Reply
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Re: the rash...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

That was most unholy.

Posted by: Puddin' at 01/18/05 10:03 PM | Reply
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Hey, Scott! My daughter said she was watching a special on Brit's downward spiral and saw you on it! Was she wrong? If not, when will it air again?

Posted by: Puddin' at 01/18/05 10:08 PM | Reply
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I know Brit was aware of all the comments about her barefoot bathroom trips. You'd think she would try to hide her rash or something. Or maybe ... she just likes the attention.

Posted by: LikeBritneyBetter at 01/18/05 10:33 PM | Reply
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Britney body in real life does not equal Britney body in latest video.

How DO they DO it?!?

Posted by: normal at 01/18/05 11:20 PM | Reply
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cloning is the future.

Posted by: mr_chips at 01/19/05 1:13 AM | Reply
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Hey seriously...that's one fucking nasty rash. Some HydroValâ„¢ would actually do wonders.

Posted by: calliwell at 01/19/05 2:44 AM | Reply
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Thats sick!

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/19/05 9:44 AM | Reply
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damn this girl brings it on herself. her and creepy husband need to be quarantined...

Posted by: sweetpea at 01/19/05 11:04 AM | Reply
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Its all that Red Bull and Ginsing enery drinks that must make her go all the time.

Posted by: Grimmone at 01/19/05 11:34 AM | Reply
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I wonder if that cut on her foot is from shoes more so then a rash. I have very wide feet and I often have a hard time with sandles in the summer and boots in the winter and so I get nasty cuts on my feet much like Brit.

Posted by: Grimmone at 01/19/05 11:42 AM | Reply
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does this woman consume mass quantities of fluids or what???? so glad she has shoes. and that key with a long baton attached to it. whos the dude? bodyguard? is just around on occasion? does he go in with her? am i asking too many questions? do i really care about any of this britney crap?

NO.

Posted by: bobette at 01/19/05 11:57 AM | Reply
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After a night of deep reflection, I've decided that I'm mostly angry that where Britney is, it's warm enough to wear a sun dress. 'Cause it's freaking FREEZING here.

Posted by: normal at 01/19/05 12:06 PM | Reply
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Britney's pregnant:

http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=64136

Posted by: carlie at 01/19/05 12:34 PM | Reply
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The pic on that link (posted in the comment above)is so gross! Someone by that girl a bra! And a maid to clean up after her dogs. With all her money, she lets the dogs go to the bathroom on the rugs and in the closet?

Posted by: holly at 01/19/05 1:49 PM | Reply
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She looks like the dump I took this morning.

Posted by: Shucky Ducky at 01/19/05 2:15 PM | Reply
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If she's pregnant, why the hell is he still smoking around her (according to picture from this week's people.com)?

Oh yeah. They're trash.

Posted by: dawn at 01/19/05 3:34 PM | Reply
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Mr. Spears looks like Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo w/ the cornrows

Posted by: pickwick at 01/19/05 4:32 PM | Reply
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What is it with her and gas station cans? Some kind of fetish? Just about any other public toilet is cleaner than a goddamned Chevron. How about an In-N-Out or a store, for chrissakes. Wouldn't almost any storefront business let Brit use their private shitter?

Posted by: Ted Braun at 01/19/05 5:09 PM | Reply
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She clearly has a jelly fish sting, and since k-fed's not around she has to pee on it herself.

Posted by: Noah at 01/19/05 5:59 PM | Reply
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God I hope she isn't pregnant. Please no, I love the girl but I felt like the paparazzi frenzy around her and started to fizzle out. I don't want crappy momma brit photos that were taken by fat assholes all over the newstand.

Posted by: AJ at 01/20/05 12:28 AM | Reply
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Those shoes are so....1999.

Posted by: ali at 01/20/05 10:25 AM | Reply
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dude she's going shopping and to the bathroom at a gas station, I don't expect her to wear a pair of really hot shoes.

Posted by: AJ at 01/20/05 12:13 PM | Reply
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Gah! Flesh-eating bacteria!!

Posted by: BB at 01/20/05 2:00 PM | Reply
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Oh wait, this isn't the Lindsay Lohan breast augmentation forum? Anywho, I think Britney is testing the theory that no one gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Posted by: mutton buster at 01/20/05 4:03 PM | Reply
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You know the babies Spears-Federline are this generation's anwser to Cody and Cassidy Gifford.

Posted by: Grimmone at 01/21/05 2:24 PM | Reply
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She better "do suh'in" about that rash. heh... i thought of that on the way home from work.

Posted by: Noah at 01/21/05 9:23 PM | Reply
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Hi mu nmaes Dagna I live in Stalowa Wola in Poland I like Britney Spars but I don't like her.. (czy jakoś tak) Bye

Posted by: DAGNA at 01/24/05 3:02 PM | Reply
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Damn my mother for making me share the same name as this nitwit.

I agree..the shoes are so 1999. Like, get with the program, Britney *hair flip*

I wonder if Louisiana is still so proud of her?

Posted by: Brittany at 01/25/05 12:09 PM | Reply
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"I wonder if Louisiana is still so proud of her?"

If not, they still have their ice tea.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/25/05 4:23 PM | Reply
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and their hotsauce

I wonder what ever happened to Big Rob.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/26/05 4:00 PM | Reply
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I use to think Britney was hot. Now I realize that she's nothin' more than double-wide trailer trash!

Posted by: Jules at 01/30/05 9:12 PM | Reply
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I use to think Britney was hot. Now I realize that she's nothin' more than double-wide trailer trash!

Posted by: Jules at 01/30/05 9:13 PM | Reply
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At least she is wearing a shoe!

Posted by: Barbarella at 07/12/05 2:50 PM | Reply
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