Britney Sucks, Will "Take Kabbalah Seriously"
Sure that's a funny photo, but Britney wants to tell us about something deadly serious: ancient Jewish mysticism. Yes, it's time for another Letter Of Truth, posted today at her official website! Read and weep below...
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS
March 4, 2005
Madonna first introduced Kabbalah to me at a time in my life when it was much needed. It has helped me get rid of a lot of negative influences that were guiding me down the wrong path. There came a point where not even my family or my advisors had the answers I needed. The answers I was looking for were all in my heart. Through Kabbalah, I was able to look within myself, clear all the negative energy and turn my life around.
Now that the chaos has subsided, I finally feel as though I have the control I've wanted over my own destiny. I'm in a place where I can take Kabbalah seriously and truly learn from it.
Whatever your religion may be, it's amazing what the power of prayer can do, it can even perform miracles!
Posted at 2:40 PM
Tags: Madonna
Yeah, you tell 'em!
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Cool. =D
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Such a cow.
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what does that skank's shirt say? Odios?
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so if she's into Jewish mysticism, why does she continue to wear a rosary around her neck? amateur. you would never John Travolta doing that.
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Holy cow she looks 58 years old.
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yeah, she's looking a little linda richman there, a little verklempt. ugh.
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"I was able to look within myself, clear all the negative energy and turn my life around."
Married some townie for a day.
Married The Federline.
Gained weight.
Obsessed about getting a baby all up in her.
Dyed hair.
Did she turn her life around, or skid into a 360-degree spin and plow it into a tree?
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that's some funny shit!!!!
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I bet Madonna is slamming her head into a wall right about now.
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Maybe if we all pray hard enough, she'll go away.
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Prayer can perform miracles?
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even a lot of jews think kaballah is a fake religion. it's like a cult.
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and her hair is way too dark and her lipstick is one shade too brown. fugtasticly 90's!
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If Britney drank the Kool-Aid, would anyone care?
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It IS a cult! Poor brainwashed Britney. Kabbalah is gonna take all her money, then when she is destitue, Kevin will leave her.
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heya stereo,
what happened to the best week ever blog?
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WWTND - What would Ted Nugent do? pray for some of that sweet poontang nodoubt
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Can anyone else see that make-up stain around her neck? Ugh.
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cute adios pot leaf jacket.
idiot. did kevin get that for you?
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don't you just love the middle-aged guy in the background snapping a pic of brit with his cameraphone?
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I heart post-2003 Britney.
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update for chrissakes. i can't go four days without stereogum!
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Id smoke out with her. Then id steal her cheetos, cause she dont need em. Actually I hate cheetos. She probably smokes oregano anyways.
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where are you!!!!!! march 4th. thats like 4 das ago ahhh
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UPDATE PLEASEEEE
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aha, I knew that picture reminded me of somebody:
http://taint.org/xfer/2005/Britney,%20separated%20at%20birth.jpg
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Cut the poor girl some slack. She just had her nails done, obvs. I myself must awkwardly employ that same stance every other Saturday (minus the chupa chup, of course). It comes with the beauty territory.
Oh yeah. UPDATE!
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she looks fucking gross. she keeps getting skankier and skankier. dumb bitch.
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geeeeeeez update pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease
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I miss you, 'gum. Please give daddy some sugar.
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is stereogum stereosick?
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All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no stereogum makes Jack a dull boy.
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She must pray for some weght lost, style, talent, brain, personality...
Madonna wanabe!
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If you look at Britney, and then look at Kirstey Alley you see what can and shall will be.
That and you will cry like a baby at the void in your life the knowledge of all of that means to you and humanity.
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God help us all.
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Thine Britney is not my problem.
Learnthe to wipen thine own ass, humans.
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Dear fans,
Thanks to kabbalah, I've been able to marry the broke, skinny and stinky husband of my dreams. I've also managed to gain 20 pounds thanks to a strict diet sponsored by Cheetos. I feel so much better in my fat thights and Homer Simpson belly.
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y wear a cross, if u r so happy with ur new found religion. Go drink more of ur $26 water.
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