Britney The Arsonist?

"let me show you something!"

Posted by: lol at 09/16/04 11:13 AM | Reply
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That photo of Britney is so scary on so many levels. She kinda looks like the Joker.

Posted by: Pauline at 09/16/04 12:18 PM | Reply
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that's a lotta forehead on that girl.

Posted by: bradley at 09/16/04 12:25 PM | Reply
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HOW MANY CHINS DOES ONE GIRL NEED!!!!!!

Posted by: Boy George at 09/16/04 12:39 PM | Reply
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they're not engaged. you knew that!

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1490982/20040915/lavigne_avril.jhtml?headlines=true

Posted by: kfan at 09/16/04 12:54 PM | Reply
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oh my god..too damn funny!

Posted by: Mandy at 09/16/04 1:08 PM | Reply
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> http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1490982/
> 20040915/lavigne_avril.jhtml?headlines=true

my bad.
this is the best part tho:

Fans of both artists are abuzz with reaction to the news. On the whole, Sum 41 supporters seem to be less than enthused that Whibley may have taken the plunge ("I hate Avril ... she pisses the nose excrement outta me," wrote a fan on Sum 41's official message board), but others seem content to speculate on what Whibley's bandmates will get the couple as an engagement present.

Over at ALavigne.com, Avril fans are taking a "we're happy if she's happy" approach to things. "I think that it's great she's found a nice guy to marry," wrote one fan. "I think they make a cute couple, and if they get married that'd be cute," added another.

Posted by: stereogum at 09/16/04 1:18 PM | Reply
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always a good idea for 19 year-olds to get married.

Posted by: u at 09/16/04 1:32 PM | Reply
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Britters. Oh. My. Gawd. Look at the fivehead on that gurl....
Did you see Avril's ring last night on the World Music Awards? Eek!! Somehow I believe the union between Avril & Dereck will last much, much longer than Brit & Cletus.

Posted by: Krick at 09/16/04 2:39 PM | Reply
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my bad too scott, i'm the one that sent you that link on the engagement... she's been sporting a huge rock too so i figured it was true.

Posted by: christine at 09/16/04 2:46 PM | Reply
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What kind of noise would she be making there? Maybe a "hurr-hurr de-hurrrr" laugh.
Honestly though, I can't stop laughing at that pic!

Posted by: Blu at 09/16/04 3:19 PM | Reply
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LAUGH ALL YOU WANT FOR TOMORROW I SHALL RULE THE WORLD, WITH UNDERLORD FEDERLINE TO DO MY EVIL BIDDING!

Posted by: Britney "EVIL" Spearz at 09/16/04 3:37 PM | Reply
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The last post made me chuckle. I needed a chuckle. Thank you.

Posted by: calliwell at 09/16/04 3:47 PM | Reply
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Matey-o's, lol erm I don't know if this is news to you guys, but I heard on the radio *was stuck on the M4, evening rush hour*, that Fritter's is planning to wear a track suit, with "Mrs Federline" written across it, and Ratboy *Kevin* a track suit with "The Pimp" written across his..hmm!

Posted by: TomatoQueen at 09/16/04 4:40 PM | Reply
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I go married when I was twenty. It worked out really well for about six months.

Posted by: melly at 09/16/04 4:51 PM | Reply
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Tomato Queen, please confirm. Is this their Wedding Ensemble? The bridal party shall be lucky to wear what, I wonder? Jaymee Lynne Spearz in a little pink track suit titled Mini Me?

Posted by: Boy George at 09/16/04 4:56 PM | Reply
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i got married when i was 21, been married for 4 years. it CAN work...but in the case of skanky spears, i highly doubt it.

Posted by: christine at 09/16/04 5:30 PM | Reply
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today in chicago, that picture was on the cover of the "entertainment" newspaper (link: http://www.redeyechicago.com") with the headline: "Baby Brides" Scary.

Posted by: katie at 09/16/04 6:28 PM | Reply
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You haven't posted about the new video yet...saw the last bit on TRL earlier. Also her new perfume launch, she's cleaned up a bit. Still waiting for a new post!

Posted by: Diandra at 09/16/04 6:51 PM | Reply
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Mmm, Fire Marshall Brit

Posted by: shmedd at 09/16/04 7:21 PM | Reply
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so, she looks like fire marshall bill

and

she dances in a pool with a car floating in the middle in her new video.

what's not to love about the new britney spears?

Posted by: Douglas Reinhardt at 09/16/04 7:51 PM | Reply
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Anyone notice the chain of acne on the upper left hand corner of her face? Jessica Simpson should

Kevin: "Baby, do that face you do when I ask you to make me laugh!"

Brit Brit: "Kevin, no -- we're in public, baby!"

Kevin: "C'mon baby! Make big daddy laugh!"

Brit Brit: "Okay, but just once!" ::makes face::

Kevin: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, baby that's so funny! You look like Jack Nicholson!"

Posted by: Carla at 09/16/04 8:12 PM | Reply
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Carla...your post is just too damn funny!!!

Katie...when I got my RedEye this morning, I could'nt believe the cover, I tought it was just too freaking hilarious!! Britney's downward spiral is so pathetic and yet so entertaining at the same time.

Posted by: mirellarenee at 09/16/04 9:02 PM | Reply
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Lmao! She looks over-inflated!

Posted by: Brittany (not spears) at 09/16/04 9:07 PM | Reply
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Ooohhh... that's downright toxic!

Posted by: Shawn at 09/17/04 2:41 AM | Reply
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Speaking of Brit's perfume, there's a huge window display in the window of Macy's on 34th St. between 6th and 7th Ave. I saw two people posing for a photo with Brit's picture. It's only fair that Stereogum do the same thing and post it.

Posted by: Britney spotter at 09/17/04 8:02 AM | Reply
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guestebeseasapi

Posted by: caryl at 07/27/06 1:50 PM | Reply
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