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August 9, 2004

Britney The Stepmom

She finally met Kori Federline! The Sun has photos!


Posted at 12:58 PM




90 Comments

THATS ONE FUGLY KID!

Posted by: buttermilk at 08/09/04 1:12 PM | Reply
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this is to good to be true

Posted by: nina at 08/09/04 1:23 PM | Reply
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born with an extra chromosome perhaps?

Posted by: polina at 08/09/04 1:26 PM | Reply
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Boy she cleans up good,....I'm talking about Britney.

Posted by: roe luv at 08/09/04 1:28 PM | Reply
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There's something disturbingly "Of Mice and Men" about this scene.

Posted by: evilqueenmagda at 08/09/04 1:38 PM | Reply
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there's something very peculiar about all of this

Posted by: chachi at 08/09/04 1:42 PM | Reply
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well, she got kevin's good looks!

Posted by: olive at 08/09/04 1:43 PM | Reply
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Damn ...

Posted by: Carla at 08/09/04 1:55 PM | Reply
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in a certain light, at the right angle, and if you squint reallllly hard, it kind of seems like a surreal march of dimes photo-shoot with brit and chris mr. paltrow martin.

b to the izzare.

Posted by: michael at 08/09/04 1:57 PM | Reply
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That's just wrong comparing Chris Martin to Kevin. Ouch! However, I must say it seems as though she's doing charity work for Deadbeat Dads.

Posted by: Carla at 08/09/04 2:06 PM | Reply
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Hey, where's the ring?

Posted by: mel at 08/09/04 2:09 PM | Reply
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I'm as cynical as the rest of you, but making fun of a baby is off-sides.

Posted by: janine at 08/09/04 2:39 PM | Reply
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> I'm as cynical as the rest of you, but making
> fun of a baby is off-sides.

she's right! no making fun of babies!

Posted by: stereogum at 08/09/04 2:42 PM | Reply
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Kevin looks like a supreme douchebag and Britney looks like a girl from fucking The Price is Right. Either that, or this is an ad for "You can feed 754029854 kids on a dollar a day..."

Posted by: Steve at 08/09/04 2:52 PM | Reply
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Again, i see you "smart" "bespectacled" fat girls and skinny guys have the nerve to pick on a child, God forbid one of you yeah yeah yeah listeners had a kid and someone picked on them. I still say that you guys sucked more that i ever thought possible. What type of person posts crap about a baby? Get a clue and a personality, Big girls stop eating and drinking the "grande whatevers" and you pale skinny guys hit the gym and cut the mop top. Ps having a blog does not make you......hip Regards, callingyouout

Posted by: CALLINGOUTYOUFATGIRLSANDBOYS at 08/09/04 3:02 PM | Reply
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS, DO THEY SELL THESE PICS TO THE PRESS??? DOES BRITNEY THINK THIS MAKES HER SEEM LIKE A GREAT STEP-MOTHER?? AND THE OTHER IDIOT IS EVEN WORSE AT LEAST SHE'S PLAYING WITH THE KID WHILE HE JUST SITS THERE LOOKING LIKE THE DEADBEAT FATHER HE IS. UGHHHHH IT MAKES ME SICK, ALSO NOTICE HOW BRITNEY ONLY FIXES HERSELF FOR PRESS PICS, BUT NORMALLY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT, WHAT A RETARD.

Posted by: ALEJANDRA at 08/09/04 3:08 PM | Reply
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Tell Mr. Federline to take off that Yankees cap. It is upsets the NYers.

Posted by: Krissi at 08/09/04 3:11 PM | Reply
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am i the only one who wants to pinch that little girl's cheeks all day long?

Posted by: ultra at 08/09/04 3:24 PM | Reply
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This set of photos is sort of endearing yet repulsive at the same time.

I mean the first photo has Kevin with his arm around his happy daughter and his girlfriend leans in. Seems alright to me. Modern times, different relationships blossom. That's okay with me. I can handle it.

But woah, man is that second picture a total fake attack! How plastic and annoying. She's obviously more interested in the camera than the child.

Posted by: freshbabe at 08/09/04 3:39 PM | Reply
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THAT DEADBEAT DOES NOT HAVE HIS ARM AROUND THE BABY HE HAS IT LEANED ON THE BACK OF THAT BENCH, HE'S NOT TOUCHING HER AT ALL!! GIVE ME A BREAK, THEY'RE BOTH TOO BUSY LOOKING AT THE CAMERA.

Posted by: alejandra at 08/09/04 3:44 PM | Reply
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these shoots are gross press shots... hate when they involve kids in the BS...

by the way... those who were hating on Kori... we all know you were WAY too hot to trot when you were an infant *cough*... trust when I say you will be drooling over her when she is 16...

Posted by: cnm72 at 08/09/04 6:42 PM | Reply
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as odd as it sounds, i do slightly see the chris martin resemblence; like if chris martin hung around with mike skinner or jay-z alot, thats what he'd end up looking like or dressing like.

perhaps, fred perry should start making gigantic white shirts.

Posted by: Douglas Reinhardt at 08/09/04 6:47 PM | Reply
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Forgot this shit. I just saw a beautiful film:
Check it out.

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=still_lover&mature=accept

Posted by: felixabbot at 08/09/04 7:05 PM | Reply
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CALLINGOUTFATGIRLSANDBOYS, do you have something against big people? Because if you do, please allow me to smack you upside your brainless self and knock some sense into you. You're speaking out against the people who referred to Kori regarding her looks, yet your being equally offensive by referring to people as "fat girls and boys," ding dong! get a clue is at your front door ready to hit you upside the head with an I'm with Stupid sign. Please stop sipping that Vodka and just drink the whole damn bottle.

P.S. Calling out on things that absolutely make no sense, doesn't make you any more interesting.

Posted by: Alex at 08/09/04 7:15 PM | Reply
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Okay, these photos sooooo reek of desperate publicity....poor baby, why did you pair of assholes have to bring her into your desperate crap? We are used seeing the both of you making total turds out of yourselves, but why must you bring in poor Kori? Won't someone please think of the children?!

Posted by: mirellarenee at 08/09/04 7:54 PM | Reply
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Brit's definitely laying it on a bit thick in the 2nd photo. I think the kid's cute!

Posted by: Chels at 08/09/04 8:59 PM | Reply
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The kid is cute, but, come on. Not all children are. A lot of the ugly ones grow up to be attractive, and a lot of the cute ones grow up to be, well, me.

Posted by: melly at 08/09/04 9:56 PM | Reply
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Come on y'all, it's kinda cute Brit let her play with the puppy. I just hope little Kori doesn't end up on the shrink's sofa, what with this totally being a doomed marriage.. and a skanky stepmomma and dad.

Posted by: Carrie M. at 08/09/04 11:59 PM | Reply
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Damn, Cleetus is ugly.

Posted by: mints at 08/10/04 12:16 AM | Reply
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It is sad to say that the child is not Gerber baby material but she is an infant and faces change and there is potential there. At least Brittany is going to make an attempt at being some form of influence on two children whom she could help in different ways. Even monetary assistance can be more than most give their step-childen.
On another note, let us boycott the Callin'OutAllYouFatGirlsandSkinnyBoys. Just don't respond. Lack of attention,which this person evidently desires so much, with wither the flaming ass. Just ignore his ill-spelled pointless rants and maybe after the first few temper tantrums, things will change.

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/10/04 12:23 AM | Reply
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Ugh stop it about the kid. The kid is fine. Everyone should be concerned at how Federline and Britney look like robots. One's programmed to be ghetto, and one is programmed to be superwuperhappy...and that poor kid is smiling not because of happiness but because of fear.

Don't wory Kori, soon you'll be legal age and can run away without them finding you.

Hmm...I should lay it easy on the caffiene pills.

Posted by: calliwell at 08/10/04 2:34 AM | Reply
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Britney looks so much better. How does she do it? She transforms from Tonya Harding to Britney. Where's the acne, the double-chin, the ratty ponytail, and the cheap earrings? Too bad for her Kevin looks exactly the same.

Posted by: FluffyBunny at 08/10/04 3:36 AM | Reply
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jesus, did anyone go to the sun site and click on the pic to enlarge it -- and see the hoochie-ass shoes little kori has on?!? she's 2 years old, for god's sake -- she shouldn't be shod like a streetwalker!

blecch...stepmommy's bad taste is already rubbing off. soon, she'll be in denim cutoffs short enough to show off her pampers.

Posted by: anne at 08/10/04 4:34 AM | Reply
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Yikes, Anne, you're right! And those pants Britney is wearing look like either those horrible lycra pants or those stirrup pants that were big in the 80s. Cleetus has a big old nasty stain on his pants, too. Get some Tide, people...it's not that expensive. Also, I don't think Britney looks good in those pics, even with all the crazy airbrushing and tons of pancake makeup she's got slathered on. Her eyes are cold and dead. And she looks like shes developmentally disabled. I have nothing bad to say about the kid, tho...except her mom should be smacked for those shoes.

Posted by: mints at 08/10/04 5:07 AM | Reply
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Kevin in pic 1: "I'm king of the world! I'm fucking BRITNEY SPEARS, of all people, and my abandoned daughter is just happy I bother to visit! And she's impressed by the pretty sparkly lady I brought with me!"

Britney in pic 2: "Yay! The kid isn't old enough yet to know I'm a homewrecking slutbag! Yay!"

Truly, those two make me nauseated.

Posted by: Puddin' at 08/10/04 5:30 AM | Reply
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i still think itz sad. i mean a few years back brit was all rite. n she coulda like totally gotten a hunkalici0uz dude. look wad she endz up with. this gurl must be soo depressed rite now. no wonder the smiles look so just-for-the-camera-ish.

more so for the stepdaughter. poor girl. but the dog is supercute! :P

Posted by: ash23 at 08/10/04 7:58 AM | Reply
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What's wrong with Kori? She's cute - chubby cheeks and dimples. Adorable!

It's her wicked stepmom and p.o.s. dad who are fugly...

Posted by: Jonesy at 08/10/04 8:00 AM | Reply
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The only thing that bothers me about this pic is the fact that people (stereogum) are calling her a stepmom. Geez, people she's not a step anything until they are married and she is legally Mrs. freakin Federline! I seriously doubt they will even get married anyway!

Okay back to brit bashing! :-)

Posted by: ladylove at 08/10/04 9:45 AM | Reply
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haha, that second picture!! SO GREAT.

Posted by: lj at 08/10/04 9:54 AM | Reply
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It's sooooo funny that the same people who can take shots at celebs can't take a shot themselves no im not calling out "all" fat girls and skinny guys. I'm just calling out the "cool" "snarky" ones, who take shots but cant take them in return.
I must have hit a nerve, ALEX i'm not sure if you are a guy or girl since you have one of "those" names like leslie or pat, so i must assume that you look weird and dont get dates to often.I can see where your "bitterness" comes from. ALOYSIA? that's a good one hmmmmm im going to assume, female and of a husky build i see why you are a bit upset with your life. One word lady...ATKINS. Cheers!

Posted by: callingoutalexandaloysia at 08/10/04 9:59 AM | Reply
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Despite the intelligence to hook up with the sugar mama of all sugar mamas, the boy is obviously stupid. Can they guy put his damn hat on straight?!? We know the sad bastard can't tie his shoes!

And while you should never make fun of a kid's looks...because it's really the parents' fault...that is one ugly kid.

Posted by: Scott at 08/10/04 10:16 AM | Reply
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Scott come on skinny guy, she's a kid, i'm sure when you were small and the kids were picking on you because of your acne and big ears you felt sad. Try to remember those days. I mean even now i'm sure while you sit in your cube and are scared to make eye contact with the office women that those old insecurities arise again. Have a heart, dont pick on kids.Cheers!

Posted by: callingoutscott@yourmoms.com at 08/10/04 10:35 AM | Reply
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cute kid
but the pics look 'forced' to me.
like brit had to smile harder to make it look real.
nothing like faking it, dontcha think

Posted by: AngelDoof at 08/10/04 10:39 AM | Reply
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WOW They'll make a beautiful white trash family at the Rodeo Drive trailer park

Posted by: JB at 08/10/04 11:13 AM | Reply
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"sparkly lady" !!! the best. note how she makes sure she dominates every picture. can I just say how much I DESPISE people who name all their kids using the first letter of their own name? isn't the baby's name K-something? grrrr

Posted by: joanlouise at 08/10/04 11:30 AM | Reply
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Yes, indeed you've hit a nerve. You've confirmed the theory that stupid is as stupid does. You come on here and criticize the board, yet you take time to read what we say. Quite deplorable for someone who tells others to Get a Life. Perhaps you should stop sipping the Latte and get off your ass and seek some help if it actually makes your norma-pathic self feel better by telling people that their lives suck. WHAT are you doing right now? By the way, dumbass, when you refer to the people (boys and girls) on a Public Board, as "fat," you're speaking in general terms. You could talk as much shit as you want about I or others, (example: "It's sooooo funny that the same people who can take shots at celebs can't take a shot themselves") because in the end, you must truly think you come off as intellectual when you present yourself as an idiot for speaking about people who you don't even know. Do you have a hard time taking jokes because all your life people were laughing at you and not with you? By the way, leave your E-mail Address here. Mine is UnsoundGrl@aol.com, and just to inform you, I'm a girl.

Posted by: Alex at 08/10/04 11:37 AM | Reply
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she is so corny to me, the only time she'll probably ever babysit the kid is for an photo opt
just like this one
she's just another celebrity jumping on the bandwagon.
frankly i dont think the kid looks like Kev..

Posted by: sweetpea at 08/10/04 11:50 AM | Reply
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Alex is the hands down winner in terms of intelligence and effectiveness.

Posted by: miami at 08/10/04 11:58 AM | Reply
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wow that kid is pretty fugly i agree. hopefully she will turn into a swan. as for britney that's the best she's looked all summer. maybe things might change although now i can't get of ouf my mind her whole chettos phaze....

Posted by: carolina at 08/10/04 12:06 PM | Reply
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at least brit doesnt look like a total piece of trash for a change, glad to see they can get out the hotel everyone and awile.
lol

Posted by: sweetpea at 08/10/04 12:07 PM | Reply
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The kid doesn't look like Kevin and she doesn't look like someone that I would want around my kid. Can you say "Plastic"? 'Look sweetie I brought home a hooker for you to play with!!' She needs to get over herself and realize that she can't fool anyone anymore. She is a home-wrecker and needs to stop showing off her poor choices to the world. By the way, she bought the ring she might as well wear it for "the photo op of the century", right?

Posted by: keely at 08/10/04 12:14 PM | Reply
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ALEX The fact that you subscribe to AOL speaks alot about yourself.Must be your first pc.So i can understand your bad attitude. Think about it for one sec what am i doing that is so different from half the pseudo smart types here? Alex big guy/gal get a grip, i'm just dishing out what you are. Don't you see the irony? The irony in case your ipod had affected your thinking is the fact that you are posting about someone else talking crap about someone they don't know? Did you get that in between the crunching of the "grande whatever" you are scoffing down? Ps Alex tell the grandmas on the AOL chatboards I said "cheers" Cheers!!

Posted by: callinoutsensitivealex at 08/10/04 12:54 PM | Reply
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Hmmm... Nice Hair Extensions...Air-Brush on the pictures. Acne ALL GONE...Uh--Pounds of Make-up...mmmm...new clothes--Great Stylist Britney!! Maybe she should take her/him along everywhere you travel!!! Trailer Trash-No More!
Next, Kevin. Let's see...same hat. Same scruffy wife beater...aaah...same--everything! I guess maybe they don't share a stylist?!?!?!
It goes like this...Kevin Federline: Fed-Her-Line...After LINE...AFTER LINE...LOL
Poor baby looks lost. Poor puppy and little Kori are like GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!

Posted by: My 2 Cents at 08/10/04 12:58 PM | Reply
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Can I just say I love, love, LOVE Callingblahblahblah? I don't know what intelligence there is behind this creation, but I am certain this is parody. In about 30 minutes there's going to be some sort of ALL CAPS response saying: "no you did'nt (requisite spelling error) just go there! You're probably some fat Franz Ferdinand fan who need to get a job and a life! If I were you I'd go on a diet and hang myself, fatty!" Until then, I wait with baited breath, sippin' on Haterade.

Posted by: janine at 08/10/04 1:10 PM | Reply
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Has anyone else noticed that Kevin Federline looks EXACTLY LIKE AESOP ROCK?

http://www.definitivejux.net/jukies/aesop_rock/

I means eriously. I think that IS Aesop Rock.

Posted by: Chris Jay at 08/10/04 1:26 PM | Reply
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one word:freakin priceless....she'll be on the dole soon.

Posted by: dennard at 08/10/04 1:29 PM | Reply
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Ahhh Janine, From now on Janine is under my protection. I think somebody might get it. Cheers! PS Alex if you are reading, i just signed up on aol and i found some killer chats to join like "fatgirlslikealexneedlove2" "makeoverforhaterslikealexonaol" and my favorite chat room "alexneedsahugbutthesheersizeofhersweatybodymakesthatalmostimpossibletodo". Cheers!

Posted by: notcallingoutjaninedamnitsucksican'tcallyououtbecauseithinkyougetit at 08/10/04 1:30 PM | Reply
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This calling you out foolishness is getting to be too much of a ruckus.

I still say Brit and Kevin are robots. I am not a crazy bag lady either. Watch, they'll short circut soon.

Posted by: calliwell at 08/10/04 4:47 PM | Reply
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Errm...

Why is Birtney clapping her hands on the second picture going..

"Yay, Kori didn't eat the dog!"

Posted by: Nicole at 08/10/04 7:43 PM | Reply
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Callin',
Wrong again and again. I'm slim and pretty enough, educated but just with a wee, bit too much time on my hands. I teach English in Japan and speak mostly Japanese all day, which drives me bonkers and I miss the flavor and spirit of Americana and its culture. That's why when I stumbled upon this site, I found it amusing and entertaining. It shows so many facets of human emotion when closely studied too. Speaking of which, there's this fellow named Hobbes who wrote a book (you know the square thing with papers inside) called The Leviathan. Might be worth your introspection because if irony is your motive it is triple-fold in its results.
As for the handle, Aloysia, it's femme. I'm a fan of Mozart and she was an opera singer and his one true love...although Mozart was forced to marry her sister instead. Anyways, probably more information than you need....just go ahead and make yet another sweeping generalization about fatness/thiness/food-fixation/haterade/exercise guru/life guru and the patheticness of humankind in general. So much stroking...so little time.
P.S. Janine,, be careful girl! That Haterade your sipping may be Callin's secretions! Eww.

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/11/04 12:25 PM | Reply
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P.S. If you little rascals at Stereogum are responsible for the creation of this provoking pixie Callin'...you're genises, it certainly has entertained me and spiced things up...once you realize what a joke he is.

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/11/04 12:30 PM | Reply
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Aloysia, why must you explain yourself to me? Hahahaha your life story wrapped up in a two paragraphs! I don't care if you speak Swahili all day or if you were named after Mozart"s favorite piss pot. Hahahaha don't be so serious. I'm just pointing out that the same people that take cheaps shots all day can't seem to take them.You have proven me right big girl. Aloysia get some help, find someone to love and hit the local Golds gym. If you would like to explain the rest of your life to me feel free to meet me in the aol chat room tonight. It's called.....wait....for....it... "aloysiagetafreakinggripbiggirlanddontexplainyourlifetoadamnanonymousposter" PS Miami who cares hat you think. Cheers!

Posted by: callinoutexplainingherlifestorytaloysia at 08/11/04 1:00 PM | Reply
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Am I the only one who notices how friggin' stoned Kevin is in this pic?

Posted by: sophisticrite at 08/11/04 3:48 PM | Reply
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I care what miami thinks. Isn't this a forum allowing free expression?

Posted by: ali at 08/11/04 4:31 PM | Reply
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is that baby lookin all milk hungry at those mammaries? no dice little sister, skim silicone does not make a body good

Posted by: cheebes at 08/12/04 12:13 AM | Reply
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Callin',
Obviously you ddn't bother to check out The Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes. Also, you didn't appreciate me treating you with congeniality. As for chatting with you? Please. I don't do one-on- one with losers. If we met face to face, let alone mind to mind, you couldn't lay a pinkie or a dendrite on me.
As for bothering to respond at all...which it is starting to loose interest for me because of obvious single-minded stupidity and lack of fresh maaterial... I like the writings of Martin Luther King Jr. and I agree with him...tacit approval is the same as approval. I have a voice and I use it. Viva free speech! Miami, Alex and Janine, Well done. (Yawn) Callin', I tire of you, go play with yourself like a good boy.

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/12/04 1:03 AM | Reply
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Aloysia, i see from the time of your posting you just could not help to post. Did you wake up out of your Cheeto and Haagen-Dazs fueled slumber to write to me? Flattered. But dear Aloysia, I'm not into name dropping, speach quoting, quasi intellectual, big gals. I'm sure you are the life of the party at the local Starbucks. Ipod and laptop whirring away, talking loudly about Ghandi and the Strokes. Get a grip. Since you like quotes mama, here's one right here "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Jules. Cheers!

Posted by: callinoutaloysiayeahweknowyouaresmartstopwiththe"smarttalk" at 08/12/04 9:45 AM | Reply
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Callin',
I too, notice it didn't take very long for you to reply to my love note either. Actually, dear one, if you had retained any information at all. I live in Japan....you know, the world is round and takes time for a full rotation. There's a thirteen hour time difference between the North American Eastern time zone and Japan. As for your quotation from the Bible? Getting a bit desperate aren't we? Did you truly believe that you are a "righteous man" with a mission? "Who in the name of charity and goodwill sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness"? Thanks for the chuckles, as I watch you spin from your silken, self-made noose. But hey, on a positive note, you have been to school! Sunday school, albeit, but school! See...not all first impressions are accurate. As for stopping the "smarttalk", sorry, life-long habit, I'm afraid. Please continue your exercise of free speech. That's what the site's for. By the way, thanks to our exchanges, I got my first piece of fan mail today. Thanks Jon.

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/12/04 10:15 AM | Reply
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Well, that's disturbing. And the sick thing is - She's just NOW meeting his kid. Jesus christ, you'd think that'd be a requirement before you go letting some guy fuck you in the ass.

Posted by: antagonist at 08/12/04 10:55 AM | Reply
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callin' & aloysia why dont yall exchange email adresses so you can bicker at each other all day and stop using the board for your foolishness
get over yourselves for peet sake!

Posted by: sweetpea at 08/12/04 11:16 AM | Reply
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stereogum, u should see the fugly pics of brit on vividblurry.com man! yech! she looks like she got that black bra from the dollar store! lol

Posted by: sweetpea at 08/12/04 11:57 AM | Reply
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Soooo sorry you didn't get the joke mama, the quote was from Pulp fiction. I was taking a jab at your love of quotes and all thing literary.Get out of the fridge and buy a dvd. You know Aloysia, your boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/wife im sure has a hard time with you.Damn mama why are your panties in such a bunch. I know these are conservative times, but lady relax a little. I still stand by the fact that some of us can't take a good jab.Oh irony. I love it so.PS take a hike Sweetpee. Cheers!! PS Whoever Jon is, side with who you want, don't mean you are getting any..wink..wink.Cheers again!

Posted by: callinoutAloysia at 08/12/04 1:33 PM | Reply
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Callin',
In debate, the most basic of tactics is to address what the opposition has to say and to either deny it or explain why it isn't so. Even wee ones know this basic tactic. As for for relaxing? I've never been tense. I've handled you politely, humorously and used mostly your own words to hit the right nerve. I am encoraged you cracked open the Bible but what about the Hobbes book? Use it before considering the validity of the use of your irony. I'm pretty sure that's about the only cracks you have contemplated worth remembering. Please respond, I beg for my daily dose of hypocracy! And yes indeed, I am a hard one to handle. Was even born a redhead, perhaps as a divine warning! Being pretty, educated, seeing a good bit of the world and hungry for more. Here's a quote I'd like to end on from They Might Be Giants, "I don't want the world. I just want your half."
Sweet Pea, sorry darling, I know this mini-catfight has detracted the line. But I don't really think Callin' deserves anything less than a public flogging. Especially when he does such a magnificent self-flagellation with his very words. By the by, those were indeed some fugly pics at vividblurry, where in the world did you stumble over those? I thought the whole innerwear as outwear thing was winding down. (Sigh).

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/12/04 6:24 PM | Reply
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I think that Kevin is really cute Kore is also adorable. Brittney must have paid Kevin a hot Buck for him to want to marry her burnt out ass. I think kevin is cute but his closet is filled with damn wife beaters come on Kevin you can get more money from her dumb ass

Posted by: Alisha at 08/12/04 11:05 PM | Reply
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Aloyshia girl you on fire! Tell that nasty fugger whats what You sizzln.

Posted by: KaliGrrl at 08/13/04 8:24 AM | Reply
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I tried to stay out of this , but are you guys kidding? I don't personally know calling... but my guess was troll. (That term refers to an ultimate devil's advocate. Somebody that LIKES TO PISS PEOPLE OFF BECAUSE IT"S FUN. Not my style, but I realize that it it could be fun, especially if someone falls for it hook, line and, sinker.) She pretty much replied confirming that was so, and then you still kept falling into the same trap. Repeat after me: not real! not real! btw, Hobbes? Did you go to state school? Not as scary as Ayn Rand, but still...

Posted by: janine at 08/13/04 12:34 PM | Reply
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Ahhhhh sorry didnt get a chance to write back Boo, that would be you Aloysia. I was on another blog droppin quotes and science just like you baby. Soooooo here we go... Don't have much to say except that there are two types of people out here those who can take a jab and those who cant big gal.If you are wondering you fall in the latter group. You know mama if you would drop the Krispy Kremes and maybe just once take a chance on a salad once in awhile you'd shed a few and be nicer and your Japanese compatriots wouldn't giggle behind your back.Cheers! PS heres a quote mama I know you em, just for you."I'm melting, melting! Who would have thought a little brat like you could destroy such beautiful wickedness.
'Cheers!

Posted by: callinoutaloysia at 08/13/04 1:58 PM | Reply
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y'all need to start reading people magazine. britney doesn't look shit in these pictures because they are on the set of a commercial that brit brit is shooting for her new perfume.

this is her second meeting with the funny looking kid, not the first.

britney is recording a remaking of bobby brown's my perogative.

Posted by: in the dentist's office at 08/13/04 2:46 PM | Reply
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Janine, I understand the existence of trolls, this one just perked my interest, momentarily. Yes, I was state college educated but mostly self and Thomas Hobbes is one scary fellow and I greatly prefer Locke's theory of human nature. Ayn Rand rocks my world! What would happen if all those bright folks just shrugged under the strain of bickering, little whiners. Send me a cig with a gold dollar sign on it, any day.
If it's okay to troll with viciousness, why is it not to do so...with wings? Hmm.
Using the analogy of just "taking a jab"...since when has someone been admired for just being "hit"? And no Callin'...I don't trace you're every utterance and I won't stroke your jade column anymore. Have...er...fun?

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/13/04 6:03 PM | Reply
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Janine, I understand the existence of trolls, this one just perked my interest, momentarily. Yes, I was state college educated but mostly self and Thomas Hobbes is one scary fellow and I greatly prefer Locke's theory of human nature. Ayn Rand rocks my world! What would happen if all those bright folks just shrugged under the strain of bickering, little whiners. Send me a cig with a gold dollar sign on it, any day.
If it's okay to troll with viciousness, why is it not to do so...with wings? Hmm.
Using the analogy of just "taking a jab"...since when has someone been admired for just being "hit"? And no Callin'...I don't trace you're every utterance and I won't stroke your jade column anymore. Have...er...fun?

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/13/04 6:04 PM | Reply
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Janine, I understand the existence of trolls, this one just perked my interest, momentarily. Yes, I was state college educated but mostly self and Thomas Hobbes is one scary fellow and I greatly prefer Locke's theory of human nature. Ayn Rand rocks my world! What would happen if all those bright folks just shrugged under the strain of bickering, little whiners. Send me a cig with a gold dollar sign on it, any day.
If it's okay to troll with viciousness, why is it not to do so...with wings? Hmm.
Using the analogy of just "taking a jab"...since when has someone been admired for just being "hit"? And no Callin'...I don't trace your every utterance and I won't stroke your jade column anymore. Have...er...fun?

Posted by: Aloysia at 08/13/04 6:05 PM | Reply
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Was that soooooooo important you had to post that three whole times!!! It's the weekend baby! See you Monday Aloysia, aka Big Thighs.Cheers!!!!

Posted by: callinoutaloysia at 08/13/04 11:15 PM | Reply
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To All On This Site:
Thank you for unknowingly participating in the gathering of my material for my Master's paper. A hot thick number devoted to free speech forum sites and various modes of communication such as, reinforcement of sociental norms, displacement of stress, leisure activity selections and anger displacement. I'm about a third of the way through my paper and have collected data from over 200 sites. My goal for site sample-splicing under different subcategories is around 500-600. As this is a publicly posted site and true names are not used, I need noone's permission to use the information I have gathered. Thank You all...especially you Callin', I really was lacking in ultra persistent PG-13 trolling. Well, I must be going now. I have 15 new sites to research for three week intervals under a diifferent genre. Thank you all and Farewell.

Posted by: Aloysia on her Merry Way at 08/19/04 6:16 PM | Reply
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britney? a stepmom...f*ck..if i was the kid i would die...she probably dosent even like it!!!

Posted by: kate at 09/17/04 12:23 PM | Reply
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I wanna kick the baby like a football.

Posted by: The Mammoth at 10/17/04 11:45 PM | Reply
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WTF is wrong with that baby.

Posted by: young at 11/09/04 12:35 PM | Reply
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THAT IS THE UGLIEST BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH.

Posted by: sarah smith at 11/09/04 12:36 PM | Reply
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hey sarah you need to shut up.

Posted by: ashley at 01/14/05 3:14 PM | Reply
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shes not ugly leave da poor lil girl alone she very pretty

Posted by: nel at 07/08/05 12:25 AM | Reply
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You can't be 25740 serious?!?

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