Britney Totally Gave Birth Again
It's a boy. He's named Diddy and he hates seatbelts.
Posted at 4:20 PM
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline
September 12, 2006
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Wouldn't it be badass if this baby grows up genius and pursues a career in hypertastic quantum physics -- revolutionizing the field -- in order to deal with the knowledge that the world wanted to bang his mom when she was 16, but in the end can't overcome the Oedipal complex, so focuses his energy on unlocking time travel, which he uses to travel back in time, where he assumes the guise of a no-talent back-up dancer, working his way closer to Brit until he eventually gets to bang her, thus becoming his own father? Because it would be totally badass.
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What oh said.
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Seconded.
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Best. Comment. Ever.
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case closed.
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that was unbelievable.
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Everybody named Diddy is a genius, it's totally possible
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Everybody named Diddy is a genius, it's totally possible
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Oops I did it again. *sorry, had to.
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and i thought the initial entry was awesome...
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please, tie her tubes now. Better yet, cauterize her repeating breeder of a husband.
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If they travel to the UK he'll have call himself Puffy.
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Just tried to find some MP3's by Britney and it worked! I finnaly learnt the good music ;) Have a look:
http://www.megamusicsearch.com/Britney/
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i'm crying.
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ok, close the comments, i don't think anyone can say anything better.
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Well, that whole quantum physics entry would probably explain Britney's 'Back To The Future' comment.
Or she could've just seen some of the movie on TBS while channel surfing, I dunno.
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