September 12, 2006

Britney Totally Gave Birth Again

It's a boy. He's named Diddy and he hates seatbelts.

Posted at 4:20 PM
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline

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Wouldn't it be badass if this baby grows up genius and pursues a career in hypertastic quantum physics -- revolutionizing the field -- in order to deal with the knowledge that the world wanted to bang his mom when she was 16, but in the end can't overcome the Oedipal complex, so focuses his energy on unlocking time travel, which he uses to travel back in time, where he assumes the guise of a no-talent back-up dancer, working his way closer to Brit until he eventually gets to bang her, thus becoming his own father? Because it would be totally badass.

Posted by: oh. at 09/12/06 4:59 PM | Reply
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What oh said.

Posted by: Vyral at 09/12/06 5:19 PM | Reply
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Seconded.

Posted by: besidethesea at 09/12/06 5:42 PM | Reply
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Best. Comment. Ever.

Posted by: Fred at 09/12/06 5:48 PM | Reply
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case closed.

Posted by: Brian at 09/12/06 7:23 PM | Reply
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that was unbelievable.

Posted by: ultragrrrl at 09/12/06 7:24 PM | Reply
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Everybody named Diddy is a genius, it's totally possible

Posted by: Your Friend at 09/12/06 7:28 PM | Reply
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Everybody named Diddy is a genius, it's totally possible

Posted by: Your Friend at 09/12/06 7:28 PM | Reply
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Oops I did it again. *sorry, had to.

Posted by: Your Friend at 09/12/06 7:31 PM | Reply
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and i thought the initial entry was awesome...

Posted by: chris at 09/12/06 8:20 PM | Reply
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please, tie her tubes now. Better yet, cauterize her repeating breeder of a husband.

Posted by: wendy at 09/12/06 10:29 PM | Reply
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If they travel to the UK he'll have call himself Puffy.

Posted by: Webbie at 09/12/06 10:38 PM | Reply
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Just tried to find some MP3's by Britney and it worked! I finnaly learnt the good music ;) Have a look:

http://www.megamusicsearch.com/Britney/

Posted by: SERGE at 09/13/06 4:06 AM | Reply
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i'm crying.

Posted by: dan at 09/13/06 10:23 AM | Reply
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ok, close the comments, i don't think anyone can say anything better.

Posted by: andrew at 09/13/06 12:14 PM | Reply
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Well, that whole quantum physics entry would probably explain Britney's 'Back To The Future' comment.
Or she could've just seen some of the movie on TBS while channel surfing, I dunno.

Posted by: Blu at 09/13/06 12:33 PM | Reply
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