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Britney Tries On Clothes, Fails

 
 

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she's losing her mind, isn't she.
poor little rich girl.

Posted by: lulu at 08/25/04 2:24 PM | Reply
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foul

Posted by: christine at 08/25/04 2:25 PM | Reply
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it seems like she's trying real hard to perfect the trailer park lifestyle.

Posted by: jeddeth at 08/25/04 2:30 PM | Reply
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can't we get a tv camera to follow her around already?

Posted by: dusty bottoms at 08/25/04 2:31 PM | Reply
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Who is she trying to kid? You think she's going to wear those boots if she buys them?

Posted by: trent at 08/25/04 2:32 PM | Reply
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i wonder how much she paid for those jeans.

Posted by: jen at 08/25/04 2:34 PM | Reply
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She already OWNS those boots...been in many a candid shot. God, they look like muk-luks.

Posted by: Matte in Hali at 08/25/04 2:35 PM | Reply
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ewwww...
okay, at first i was not rooting for her and kevin to be on t.v., but hell! That would be some funny crap to watch.
The first episode would be her trying to change a diaper.

Posted by: marlena at 08/25/04 2:35 PM | Reply
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Guess I should move thee out of the Daily Show thread now...

BREAKING NEWS! BAREFOOT BRITNEY STRIKES AGAIN...

http://www.defamer.com/topic/barefoot-britney-spears-strikes-again-020241.php

http://p071.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=60823.topic

Posted by: falconcrest at 08/25/04 2:45 PM | Reply
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at first, i was all in agreement and on the "britney is trashy" bandwagon...upon closer inspection, i began to secretly celebrate her ability to be a mega pop icon on one hand, and a seemingly normal girl on the other. we can't accuse her of letting the money get to her head. and god knows, we've all looked sloppy going into convienent stores.

if its class you are looking for in music performers, look to Sade...otherwise STFU ;-P

Posted by: over it at 08/25/04 2:47 PM | Reply
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you guys are freak shows. Britney looks hot in these photos. I like the boobage ...

Posted by: FF at 08/25/04 2:56 PM | Reply
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i like the boobage as well. total buzz.

Posted by: holmes at 08/25/04 3:07 PM | Reply
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She might have a nice body, in my mind. But she can't dress for shit. You can take the girl out of mississippi but you can't take the mississippi out of the girl!

Posted by: Liza at 08/25/04 3:16 PM | Reply
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GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, BRITNEY! It's mine and you know it.

Posted by: Boy George at 08/25/04 3:25 PM | Reply
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Except she's from Louisiana.

I can deal with the cooterfunk shorts, but can't we send her a memo about Uggs being v. v. last fall?

Posted by: Jen W at 08/25/04 3:26 PM | Reply
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wow, she finally found the strength to peel off those stanky shorts she's always wearing?

Posted by: mel at 08/25/04 3:35 PM | Reply
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dude she looks like shit.. can't madonna offer her some style wisdom instead of spiritual wisdom.. it's retarted how these people put all that money to waist.. but i guess it's cause she's trahy.. I mean afterall the olsen twins have billions and they dress great and chloe sevingy is like o.k. i mean she doesn't have millions and yet she seems to look awesome all the time.. we really need to have a word britster

Posted by: carolina at 08/25/04 4:23 PM | Reply
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Hey; I just figured out why they're called Ugg boots...everytime I see them on somebody, no matter how hot they are, I always go "Ugg!"

Posted by: Robert W. Leu at 08/25/04 4:38 PM | Reply
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Those boots have GOT to be disgusting by now. Let alone how she wears them is hideous!

Posted by: soulshine at 08/25/04 4:49 PM | Reply
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why don't you ever credit the photos you use?

Posted by: photo question at 08/25/04 5:56 PM | Reply
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best headline since "scrunchie, mind"...very impressive.

Posted by: medi at 08/25/04 6:18 PM | Reply
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i don't even like britney, but i'm starting to feel bad for her. i mean, imagine having EVRY moment photgraphed! I sure as hell don't look hot when I'm buying groceries around the corner. I know people who are famous kind of bring it on themselves (like paris hilton, who is disgustingly arrogant and seems to live for photo-ops), but this stalking of britney's every single move is a bit too much. (i can't believe i'm defending britney spears!!!)

Posted by: marya at 08/25/04 6:49 PM | Reply
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EVRY=EVERY
=P

Posted by: marya at 08/25/04 6:51 PM | Reply
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Ahhh such a trashy little media savvy tweeker.

Posted by: King Dee at 08/25/04 9:26 PM | Reply
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Chick is kind of gross and busted now, but she does have nice cans.

Posted by: Justin at 08/25/04 10:10 PM | Reply
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I like Maroon 5 and would like a pair of blue uggs. I don't even know who I am anymore.

Posted by: Calliwell at 08/25/04 11:43 PM | Reply
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I like the way she's cupping her bristols in the upper left shot, but it downhill all the way after that. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

Posted by: cor_blimey_limey at 08/26/04 4:51 AM | Reply
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I love overit. Cheers!!

Posted by: callinoutfatgirlsandskinnyboys at 08/26/04 9:18 AM | Reply
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can't someone zoom in and find out if that boob has an implant scar on it or not? i NEED TO KNOW.

Posted by: your moms at 08/26/04 10:51 AM | Reply
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LMAO!!! Where do they find these pics! Oh shit! I needed a good laugh!
she is so raunch!
and she's already got granny tities!
look at all that droopage!
too much!
and isnt it a bit too warm for those boots!
really..now..sheesh!

Posted by: sweetpea at 08/26/04 11:11 AM | Reply
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didnt she like cancel the rest of her tour and stuff? because of her knee? she probably got gang grene or something from walking around barefoot and spread to her knee..LOL
but she looks like she's walking fine..
but she doesnt look it...
but about the pic on defamer with her skirt falling off....at least she shaves..

Posted by: sweetpea at 08/26/04 11:15 AM | Reply
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Are you people for real, who gives a rats ASS what she looks like when she Knows she's going to be photographed. She's just a person who happens to have a few million in the bank after working her Ass off since 1997, hell back even further than that for pete's sake.

America is in shambles and the only thing we can do is trash some woman for what she's wearing.

immature dorks, all of us.

Posted by: Dudette at 08/27/04 3:12 PM | Reply
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I have a suggestion for the title of their upcoming reality show:
Newlyweds : The White Trash edition

Posted by: tess at 08/28/04 2:15 PM | Reply
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hating britney has become america;'s favorite pastime its fun as hell now if only you could find a way to get paid for it.......

Posted by: curefreak at 08/30/04 8:08 AM | Reply
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Honestly brit is human to u know, shes not going to look good every second of everyday..leave her alone stop stalking her..she's having fun with her life!! GO BRIT!!! we love u! shes hot, we know u would all love to bang her

Posted by: paris at 09/01/04 2:25 PM | Reply
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This girl is so trashy. I guess she doesn't even change her panties everyday. Gross!!!! I even wonder if she takes a daily shower. probably not. She looks so dirty on these pics.

Posted by: tess at 09/29/04 3:43 PM | Reply
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I think for everyone who slagged of britney in these pics are pathetic you should all grow up and think about how you would all cope in her lifestyle. even though she is famous it doesn't mean she has to look gorgeous 24/7 she is human like the rest of us in the world. I admire her for being herself and even if she has had her boobs done what is wrong with that. it's you lot who make people insecure,ashamed and embarrassed of their looks this is her career, she lives for performing,singing and dancing she has done since she was a young girl and i know that any girl/woman wouldn't turn down the chance of being britney for the day, and no man would turn down the chance of getting naughty with her so the only thing it boils down to is JEALOUSY....so i say good luck Britney continue the good work we all think you are awesome :-)

Posted by: Tammy at 10/05/04 8:15 PM | Reply
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I think Britney could look better but we cant exspect her to look gorgeous going to a corner store I mean I admire how she lives her life like a normal person and not like and that shes more down to earth so I say leave the poor girl alone to live her life GO BRIT!!!

Posted by: jessica at 10/09/04 6:39 PM | Reply
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Well,I will be the first to admit that as far as her music goes,I don't really follow it that much. All the media trashing does draw my attention though, and I really can't understand the fixation with her going barefoot.WHAT is so wrong or unusual about this??? When I was in college (in the 80's)it was hard NOT to find girls barefoot everywhere on campus.In nice weather,they would carry their shoes between classes,sit out on grassy areas and catch some sun while reading,or even go barefoot in the laundry areas of the dormitory complexes.No one seemed to find this unusual or disgusting.Two different girls I dated admitted to "hating to wear shoes"and they were normal,well-adjusted women who certainly weren't "hillbillys",or "trashy" in any way.They wore shoes when required,but loved to go barefoot on summer evenings,or walk the trails in the park. Yes,their feet got dirty, and sometimes extremely black(even muddy)but no one got all bent out of shape about it.They said the cool mud felt good between their toes,and if they liked it,so what?It even had a kind of innocent feminine charm,unfortunately sadly lacking nowadays.In addition,they are both still alive and healthy,so they must not have caught some dreaded disease from the earth or sidewalks.By the way,I'm not a foot-fetish person,but I do think the female foot can be very attractive,and this must be a shared opinion, based on the number of womens shoe styles that expose the foot in some way.So leave Britney alone,at least on this subject.If she likes going barefoot,then that is FAR from the worst thing she's done.

Posted by: Ryan J. Apple at 11/05/04 3:19 PM | Reply
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Ryan I agree w/ u ubout the foot thing but seriously this is the yr 2004. even tho that might hav ben cul yrs ago that has no input whatsoever on this outlook of these photos. First of all alot of ppl think uggs are so last season but ther not if u look hard enuf lots of ppl r stil wearing them. 2nd No one shuld feel sorry for Brit. Obviously she doen't care wut the press thinks ubout her becaws she maried the dude! And I also think that for someone that had a boob job they look granniesh.

Posted by: passion at 12/30/04 8:05 PM | Reply
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Listen everyone going barefoot is not a unhygienic, there are actually not much risks when a person with seasoned soles goes barefoot. I myself love to go barefoot, yes, in the toilet, and I'm just one of the many people who do. We are normal people too, we do not have abnormal qualities, we are not dirty because we go barefoot.

When I was in high school I was barefoot practically everywhere. All my friends were too, and we would hang out barefoot, go around in mud, dark alleys where spit and gum were, and not one of us got sick.

Going barefoot, getting my whole feet dirty and muddy really appeals to me, I like to see my feet all black. But of course that's my opinion, and no one else has any right to control what I want to do. So think about it. We barefooters have a life too.

Posted by: Candace Caroline at 01/18/05 7:54 AM | Reply
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britney has gone downbank since her marriage, i think she needs to get her act together and get back on track like she was b4 she met that looser kevin!!!!!!!!!!! get back 2 ur old sexy style girl!!!

Posted by: Chia Yan at 07/18/05 7:51 AM | Reply
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Classical singer Russell Watson postpones his forthcoming UK tour after undergoing brain surgery...

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