As George Bush said last night, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets." Well, the rumors are true. Britney has crossed the line.
A reader sent these (via lime-light.org) with the comment "There. Are. No. Words." It's Brit at a "medical spa" in Westwood.
Click to enlizzarage.
UPDATE: Be like Brit.
Posted at 12:13 PM
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what's that shit all over her face?
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I THINK SHE FORGOT TO WIPE OFF SOME OF KEVINS MANHOOD ON HER FACE!!!!
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I'm confused. Is the finger up the nose? or is she pushing against the nostril to inhale?
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I like the huge Coke stain on her chest.
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i love the fact that there's two 2 people in the background, apparently staring in fascination. most likely thinking "gee, that poor girl. i wonder if i should run up and tell her she's got something on her face."
oh my. yes, celebrities have bad days too. but even regular people don't go out with gunk on their face. or pick their noses in public. or wear a cap that says carpe assum. true class.
i thought newlyweds were supposed to be all glowing and beautiful. apparently, i was wrong.
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THIS JUST IN: KIDS HAVE ZITS. BACK TO YOU.
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The correct Latin translation is Carpe Anum! That hat is lame, obviously designed for dipshits who would have no idea what "anum" meant... The translation is the ultimate sure sign that it is designed for intelectually challanged idiots who in the designers opinion will not even know what "carpe" means... Totally lame, and isn't that the same pair of jeans again, and why is it that she is not throwing that coke can at our photog? She does not have to be fair... just consistent...
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> why is it that she is not throwing that coke
> can at our photog?
good question. hopefully we will find out when THE LETTER OF TRUTH is published.
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Yeah, I'd like to see the story on this.
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Clearly, no one cared enough to tell her that there was some, well call it, stuff, on her face. Clearly, no one told Brit Brit that a hat that says Carpe Assum and is wrongly translated into English, Seize The Ass, is teeming with class. Someone PLEASE seize her ass for stupidity at its worst. Yes, because we all know stupidity can be a good thing, she, however, has crossed the line.
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where do you get your britney info and pictures? she looks nasty there
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Look at her chest in that first pic...she looks like a 90 year old woman. ew. Thank god for photoshop/airbrush artists cuase dang, that girl needs some work!
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i'm pretty sure there are no umlauts in latin, either.
what an assmunch (the designer and the buyer)...
if she doesn't want paparazzi following her, she should wear more (discrete) clothing and accessories not emblazoned with stupidass quotations and pictures that are begging for a closer look (1. to see what it is and 2. allowing for a double take to ask yourself, "is she really out in public with that?!")
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Holy crap-
i was just hanging out drinking some wine with friends and had an urge to check out stereogum..
what the fuck?? Ack. I, really, have no words. She has crossed the line. I believe she is wearing zit cream on her face. Good gawd- even in my sickest, most drunk-addled I would never, and I mean never appear out of doors looking like this beast. If this were my friend, I would be embarassed for her
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i just wonder if the grass stains are real and partly from kevin or if she paid too much money for something she could've done while playing cops & robbers in a green belt.
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is she allowed to drink coke? i thought she was pepsitastic.
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She's not picking her nose, fools, she's scratching her eye or something.
Brit-Brit's a mess but this is getting old. Stereogum, you should find another teen idol whose downfall you can follow via photos--at least until Britney does something more exciting than maintain the status quo of slovenly trashiness. Lindsay Lohan is next, I bet. Plus she has extra family drama.
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What a sad, sad girl. Is she on drugs now? I've seen enough... At first it was like, "wow, watch britney act like a normal person", then it was like "wow, she's kinda spiralling into some kind of white trash jerk", now its like "oh, I can't watch this poor girl anymore". She's venturing into Courtney Love territory. Gross!
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Look at the people staring at her in the second picture. It's kind of sad, actually.
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no words, no words indeed..
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The white stuff on her face is prescription acne medicine. I have the same shit; it dries out your skin and can get white and crusty if you put too much on.
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Being from the backwoods of Southwest Missouri, my first conclusion gathered from these pictures is that she blew her nose redneck style and splattered snot all over her face. I have been wrong before, though.
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Also, does that look like 'baby' acne to anyone?
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The worst thing about this is that even Mary Kate dresses better than Britney Spears.
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Yeah, I guess sounds like "blumf" and "chack, chack, bleacchh" don't really count as words.
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"is she allowed to drink coke? i thought she was pepsitastic"
thought so too! lol
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did she have to go to a "medical spa" to get clearisil slathered onto her mug?
(I thought she was only allowed to drink pepsi too)
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No, what's going on in her head is that she's all, "i'm married, it totally doesn't matter what i do in public, because i'm off the market!" but no one has speculated about how long this union will last. I mean, honestly folks, are we thinking this is going to hold up through Christmas? And how long do you think it will be until they spawn a little white trashlet?
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Snot Rocket!./end.>
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"ehhhh im so REAL" ~britney spear's mind
i wish she would stop trying to be such a badass and just admit that she couldnt keep her massive slut-ness in the dark forever and now everyone hates her. I wish those 2 ladies were looking at her because she was walking into oncoming traffic.
Also, whatever is on her face is on her jeans too
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it means "seize the roasted meat"
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Brit! What happened to you?! This is getting sad.
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.......omg.....Seriously...when is the intervention?
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Ew. Check out the finger nails. D'you reckon it was the fake ones she chewed off? Yuck.
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britney, you become so fat now ...
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when did this photo 've taken ?
coz britney don't wear the red bracelet around her left wrist! what's going on ? lol
did she stop kaballah? oh scuse me, did the fashion red bracelet stop ? sad, coz i start to like it, and i buy mine 26$ so britney, tell me, is it over?
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T-R-A-S-H!!!!!!!!!!
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GOOD GAWD, Y'ALL! do we have to look at stuff like this??? horrible.
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i believe this t-shirt is appropriate in times like these
http://www.savemarykate.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=34
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holy fucking shit. no other words can describe this picture.
seriously...is she picking her nose???
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Yeah, she's picking her nose big time. She's disgusting. Seems like she doesn't even know the basics when it comes to good manners. She also forgot to wash her clothes. Seems like she hasn't done her laundry for a year. Yuk!!! I wonder how Kevin can stand being married to such a low class, dirty woman. Seems like she gave up on hygiene. Normally, a newlywed is supposed to be at her best, physically and mentally. But Britney looks like she needs to be locked up in a psychiatric institute for a while. She's getting more pitiful everyday. She has to put an end to her trashy behavior because it may be funny for us and for the paparrazzis but it's really really sad for her. By the way, I think the white unidentified stuff she spread don her face is just a desperate attempt to cover her infected acne. Poor girl!!! She got serious self-esteem issues.
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Those pants must stink!
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i mean, what can we say. britney lives her life with the paparazzi intruding. it's kinda refreshing that she doesn't give a shit about what she looks like.
at least she's taking care of her pimples. and why are you all complaining about her jeans? you know that those types all dirty and torn are in fashion.
and the stain on her shirt prolly just happened. it looks still wet. she was prolly just like "oh shit" but didn't care cuz it happens to everyone.
this is why lauryn hill isn't still making music. she couldn't handle looking perfect everywhere she went. britney is living her life without molding to that fake perfection.
besides, she still looks hot at photo shoots and in videos. i mean this just shows she is human like all of us.
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give it up, people. you don't need to rip the poor girl a new one just because she has a frigging stain on her shirt or clearasil on her face. it's getting really old, all this brit-bashing. you would hate her no matter WHAT she looked like or what she was wearing. why? because she's a woman in the media. she's an easy target and it's easy to sit back and laugh at her downfall. meanwhile, what do YOU look like? do you step outside every morning looking like a beauty queen? are you naturally perfect? christ, cut her a break.
you guys are disgusting.
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she's gross. just...gross.
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i would give a shit if someone took my pic with my finger jammed all the way up my nose.
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The dirty/ripped-jeans look is O-U-T.
Hell, Jessica Simpson is married, and you never see her out and about in public looking like a damned slob. Take a little pride in your personal appearance, for chrissakes.
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April is the sexyiest son of a gun alive.
-LemonHead.
P.s i could care less about brittney spears picking her nose.
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Yuck. That is fucking disgusting. Martha Stewart is more appealing than this filthy sleaze.
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You know what's funny? She's drinkin a Coke when she should be drinking a Pepsi. She's so nasty man! SO washed up... It's over hunnie, sorry to say, but you've gotten so deep in your own shit that it would take you years to get out of! slut, maybe that's your perogative or however you spell it.
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Didntcha hear? She got fired from Pepsi. For REAL this time.
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i thouht famous people were sopposed to be rich if she has that much money then she should go get herself a good pair of pants from the wal mart
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she looks like CRAP!!!
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You are pathetic little nasty bitches!!! Britney is wonderful so shut the fuck up and finish sucking your gay cousin eduardo's tiny little 3 inch dck!!.
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You are pathetic little nasty b******!!! Britney is wonderful so shut the fu** up and finish sucking your gay cousin eduardo's tiny little 3 inch dck!!.
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Who's knocking this poor girl? Havent you realized dressing down is the style of choice for the celebs that dont want you F**** chasing them down...She knows if she doesnt dress sexy sexy 24/7 those photogs will get tired of chasing her and give her a bit of freedom. And the stoopid guy who is trying to rip on the "Carpe Assum" clothing line, your pretty clever to know all those languages, but simple fact is it isnt supposed to translate...Its a state of mind. I love it! LONG LIVE CARPE ASSUM AND the nose picking REDNECKS!
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From: "Eric Raine"
To: justajunkie@yahoo.com
Subject: your SOO COOOL
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 17:19:28 -0700
I got your dipshit challenged idiots right here big dog!
Eric Raine
Co-Founder
www.CarpeAssum.com
Why put off until tomorrow what you can seize today?
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It seems like fashion entails a little bit of creative liberty and that "Carpe Assum" is actually an intentional play on a famous latin statement and is purposely partly in english with the letters A-S-S enlarged to make the intended meaning more obvious... for the idiots who think they speak latin...'anum' isn't even a word-the closest thing is 'annum' which means 'year.' the latin word for Ass can be one of three: 'clunis', 'natis', or 'puga' neither of which would successfully convey the humor and attitude i imagine the designers intended. BTW Madonna was spotted wearing the very same hat about a month or so ago... those two have more than a staged kiss in common...
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actually, anum means anus; i don't think that the designers were trying to say 'seize the asshole.' i think it's juvenile but funny nonetheless.
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actually, anum means anus; i don't think that the designers were trying to say 'seize the asshole.' i think it's juvenile but funny nonetheless.
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actually, anum means anus; i don't think that the designers were trying to say 'seize the asshole.' i think it's juvenile but funny nonetheless.
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Sheeit, I don't care what it means or if the translation is literal. Did you see the PRICE on that thing??? It costs more than her kaballah string!
Clearly, she has too much dough. Time to start sharing the wealth, baby. Feed some homeless kids, or something!
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Men Brit looked fucked up in this picture.
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yo i'm sure Kabbalah would approve of her wearing somthing that says sieze the ass. How much more can britney shock us, i mean what ELSE can she do to make us constantly talk about her, turn lesbian and marry Madonna? it's legal in Massachusetts baby
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no matter what, people will hate this girl: if she dresses up, people think she's trying to show off and if she dresses down, people think she's dirty so it's pretty much a lose-lose situation for her...
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Well, first of all for all those people saying "Leave her alone". This just proves that she is fake and you can't handle it. Without all the famcy clothes, make-up put on by others, airbrushing, and the digitized music to make her sound good, she is just plain white trash and she looks like shit. This is ridiculous. I am not saying she has to be perfect all the time, but this doesn't cut it. That is just gross and just proves she can't handle being an idol for people. Especially just for being married. He is going to leave her ass and move on to some other cute chick. Two words: FAKE and TRASHY!!!!
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I WOULD STILL EAT HER.
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Oh my goodness. Suddenly I don't feel so hedious when I get a zit on my chin! Yikes. Wow, what makeup, hair extensions and fancy clothes can do for someone!She is truly heinous.
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Jamie, are u sure you would still eat a rotten infected chubby stinky woman like Britney? Think twice man. The girl is infected with bad acne and must smell like garbage now that she doesn't take showers or wash her clothes anymore. Heavy, ugly pimples invaded her face so bad that she can't even get out without wearing huge sunglasses and white cream to cover those pink/yellow spots. Anyway, you must be masochit or something or maybe it's your fantasy to make out with a dirty skank.
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I really can't forgive me Britney for this abysmal display of bloody horror.
I used to love her. Now how will I sleep at night? "That is some pretty fcuked up shite."
Brit please get better....
slan from the land of potatoes and leparchauns....
Meg
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Someone needs teach her to CLEAN HER PANTS! Look at those grass stains below her knees! Giving head on the lawn britbrit?
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Shes a Dirty whore
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Bteneys GAy
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u freaks...that's not britney in the first place !!
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yes it is :P
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Yes Britney does look a little strange with spot cream smeared on her face but she probably doesnt care! shes a multi- millionaire, has everything, acomplised so much in her lifetime that most ppl will never get to do! she has a husband and is obviously in a loving relationship and shes happy!! why wud she care!! she cant be expected to look like a super star that she is all the time!! give her a break! its alot harder for her wen shes having bad skin days wen the photographers are in her face, but shes still britney and still looks lovely wen she has too!!
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eww...that is sick whats on ya face and get ya finger out of ya nose....sicko
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how can u say these are bad pictures? the pic with her with cream is the HOTTEST picture i have ever seen! that is the SEXIEST she has ever looked. she has the most PERFECT COMPLEXTION IN THE WORLD!!!! Her face is perfect . This picture is a major turn on for every boy n the world. every boy in the world who sees this pic will be needin 2 sit down cos her face is the best in the world
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I've seen dozens of women look prettier than this zit-faced skank! I don't know how anyone would find that crap sexy.
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She couldn't be any more white-trash.
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how come you guys gotta either hate or love britney? the fact is the girl's got some serious shit going on & probably needs help. and it's SAD. yay! she's proven she's trash & we can sit at our computers and talk shit about her and then go masturbate to lindsay lohan pictures! come on. she's not a god, she's not the trashiest person ever. she's a fucked up kid who has too much fucking money and attention and access to everything.
and the best thing that could happen to her would be for her trashy ass husband to leave her. which he will, since he had a pregnant girlfriend when he got w/ britney.
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Hey. I'm an avid fan/collector of britney and her "moments" (makes me feel better about myself). But just a thought... didn't Britney endorse P - E - P - S - I ????
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