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July 11, 2004

"Britney Gets Buried, Digs Holes, Plays Football"

She loves little ones.

UPDATE: Uncle Grambo is back with fun links to Britney's nipple slip and nymphomaniacal honeymoon story.

That News Of The World interview is so bullshit it's hilarious. Do these sound like things Jason Alexander would say?

  • "Britney looked sensational in jeans and a black halter-neck top ... I've never seen a woman look more stunning."
  • "Britney wanted to be traditional and so she asked the limo driver [to walk her down the aisle]. I think he was a bit gobsmacked!"
  • "Britney wanted us to run away on honeymoon straight away but we were so shattered we went to bed."

    Did you guys know Jason Alexander is British?!

    Posted at 10:22 PM




    25 Comments

    lol she looks like my mom :-X

    Posted by: G3K at 07/11/04 11:17 PM  | Reply
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    Question: Whose thighs are those framing the first picture?

    Posted by: Jazzy at 07/11/04 11:23 PM  | Reply
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    how does she look like a lard-ass trainwreck one minute and then respectable the next? i mean, looking at her in that bikini doesnt repulse me like the b.j.s. of the last few weeks.

    Posted by: michael at 07/12/04 12:58 AM  | Reply
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    I have to stop hating for a minute... those are pretty f'in cute pics. Good on Britney for being a good sport with the kids!!

    Posted by: astralgirl01 at 07/12/04 2:02 AM  | Reply
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    Why are celebrities celebrated for being normal?? This happens all the time.... wierd.

    Posted by: Ellogoods at 07/12/04 2:47 AM  | Reply
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    Indeed! This only negates chucking ash over the balcony....or wearing those shorts....

    Posted by: Brit at 07/12/04 4:17 AM  | Reply
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    The little blonde boy with the shovel just experienced his first boner. God bless Britney.

    Posted by: Nicole at 07/12/04 5:51 AM  | Reply
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    good to see brit brit relaxing after awhile. nice shots of her stumpy legs.

    Posted by: graham at 07/12/04 10:29 AM  | Reply
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    Nice cankles!

    And I don't know what it is about her...she has the WEIRDEST body. She's not fat, just oddly proportioned.

    Posted by: jen at 07/12/04 10:49 AM  | Reply
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    The funny part is to read ahead in the forum where her fans and her haters are arguing about the supposed validity of her knee injury.

    Posted by: pete at 07/12/04 10:53 AM  | Reply
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    these photos help a tad, but i'm still damaged from the naked macy gray photo.

    Posted by: bradley at 07/12/04 11:18 AM  | Reply
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    she got it together and went to Trimspa or somethin'

    Posted by: long face steve at 07/12/04 11:52 AM  | Reply
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    i would like to point out that kevin federline is looking fucking hot.

    Posted by: ultra at 07/12/04 12:01 PM  | Reply
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    She looks really happy with the kids. I give her 2 years, max. She'll be preg-o in 2 years, and going on the Atkins diet to get rid of the baby fat. The stretch marks will be tougher.

    Posted by: Canowine at 07/12/04 12:11 PM  | Reply
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    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml

    the whole part of britney performing oral sex in the shower after stripping...........oh man. that dood is really fucking lucky.

    Posted by: holmes at 07/12/04 12:14 PM  | Reply
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    Yeah-- it seems that british tabloids always insert their slang into american celebrity mouths. You can speculate the many reasons why, but I guess it's just cuz they're filthy liars, right?

    Posted by: robot mark at 07/12/04 1:00 PM  | Reply
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    kevin federline is looking hot because it is summertime and it is hot outside...right?

    Posted by: sarah at 07/12/04 1:23 PM  | Reply
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    they totally called him keith federline.

    Posted by: gijyun at 07/12/04 1:24 PM  | Reply
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    Ya'you know I never understood why people thought this girl was so hot.She looks almost like a midget with short arms and fat legs and that boy looking pot bellied torso.
    She is deformed!
    BTW-did anybody else notice how shes standing on her hurt leg?She sure is moving around freely for somebody who was suppose to be in a brace and then rehab for months.
    Makes one wobder doesn't it?

    Posted by: FredSays at 07/12/04 1:57 PM  | Reply
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    That storey is hilarious!She is pitiful.She seems so cruel to change her number.LOL.Jesus.I wonder if Kevin is going to have Deja Vu when he gets wind of this storey and be mad?
    This is so funny watching Britneys fall from grace.Wonder what she'll do next?I can't wait for the saga to continue.LOL :)

    Posted by: Hilton at 07/12/04 2:03 PM  | Reply
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    I was thinking that our "Not a girl, not quite a woman" was going to fly right past "woman" and land on train-wreck a-la Courteny Love... That's giving her too much credit... I think she'll end up like Anna Nicole Smith (the 400 pound variety) and get a loser reality tv show where she smokes a lot of pot and eats boxes of twinkies!

    Posted by: The Juggernaut at 07/12/04 2:43 PM  | Reply
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    Jason Alexander, a 22 year-old from Louisiana, says...

    "I think he was a bit gobsmacked, but he did it."

    Mmm hmm. This interview's totally on the up-and-up.

    Posted by: mrw at 07/12/04 3:49 PM  | Reply
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    Well in Jolly old England they speak a bit differently than we do in the states.
    Really though I believe the storey.Who is shocked by it really?It seems like all the tabloid stories turn out to be true nowadays.They were the first to break the engagement storey too.I feel kinda bad for BritBrit.Shes not to smart.

    Posted by: Grenada at 07/12/04 4:09 PM  | Reply
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    Her breast looks Fake!! Well, to me it does, yet she still denies it? Hey, why not Brit, Christina got em!

    Posted by: sunchylde at 07/12/04 11:18 PM  | Reply
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    It kind of looks sort of like Britney is trying to impress kevin.Like See Im good with kids.Your kids will Like me.
    I personally if I had any kids wouldn't want them around Britney the porn star.

    Posted by: Jeepers at 07/12/04 11:51 PM  | Reply
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