Britney's Latest Ironic Tee: "MILF In Training"
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

She appears to be searching for something in this photo. Her dignity, perhaps?
Posted at 1:44 PM
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

She appears to be searching for something in this photo. Her dignity, perhaps?
Posted at 1:44 PM
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Pure class.
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very classy indeed........
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I would so let her babysit my kids.
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I would so let her babysit my kids.
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Will someone please define irony for this girl?!?
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The notion of carrying on the Federline DNA...haunting.
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Tommy: the Federline genes have already been passed on. Twice.
And Scott-- Where do you get these pictures? Please tell.. I need them in my life more often.
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At least she's wearing the only slightly ugly platform thongs, as opposed to her usual incredibly ugly and climate inappropriate boots. Still looks like shit though!
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Chick has some beefy-ass arms, yo.
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i knew it. she's pregnant.
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Oh sweet Jesus. There are no words to describe the horror that is known as Britney Spears
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Look at the last few photo's posted of Britney. She's been wearing the same skirt and ugly sunglasses in all of them.
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At least girl looks a lil better in these photos, a diet prehapes, or just taking care of kevins kid.........
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That Tshirt is too funy... you can't deny that sometimes the girl has a sense of humor
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that's a v. jessi simpson look for her...
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Yikes.
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Yikes doesn't cut it for Britney anymore. The Britney-specific exclamation has been upgraded to Yoinks. In that vein: YOINKS!!!
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I love that she's so white trash that she's smoking while pregnant. Or is that not yet confirmed?
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I really wish she would stop wearing those stupid shoes & sunglasses. Enough already!
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the shirt is pretty funny, and hey, i like the sunglasses. but won't those hideous platform flip-flops hurt her ever-so-delicate knee injury?
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I saw that exact same picture linked from totalfark somewhere a couple of days ago, but did NOT have anything printed on the t-shirt. Someone's photoshoppin.... (dunno who, i'm not making any accusations)
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i just read in star that britney and kevin were getting matching j-lo tracksuits made for after or before (cant remember) the wedding. the tackiness that is to be printed upon said tracksuits: her-mrs federline. his-THE PIMP. shudder.
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K to the L to the A to the R to the S to the E
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Wait...is that the infamous rosary still hanging around her neck? Do you suppose the Pope knows she's wearing MILF shirts while sporting a rosary? Or is this something the kaballah folks are encouraging her to do?
What a strange religion that girl has found.
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if your from nyc and got a chance to read sundays post (page six) there was a picture of kevin and britney fighting. no seriously you could not deny it b/c she was giving him the hand and walking ahead of him. You will see how the picture will be all over Us and In Touch......Maybe thier might not be a wedding...
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I swear to god I love her more every day. She is to white trash what Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland are to gay men. On her, that shirt is FAR from ironic.
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'scuse my ignorance. But what does MILF stand for?
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MILF = Mom i'd like to fuck
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Agh!
I just realized that she has been wearing that Abercrombie skirt for months straight..
..and I own the exact same one. Oh well, at least I keep my frequency of wear down to a few times a month and do not accessorize with Cheetos and a step-child.
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Glamor is not doing all of your clothes shopping at Forever 21 and Spencers.
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In my world, MILF = Moron I'd Like to Forget
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Jesus -- is there no end to the loathing I feel for that woman?
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all I have to say is does she own another jean skirt?
I mean really.
Forget the m.i.l.f shirt..just please do
something about that skirt!
I swear the girl looks like she doesn't wash!
at least she has on shoes though...
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What does she exactly mean by MILF?
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By the way, why does she have to always tear her clothes? She needs to stay away from scissors. I mean, those cuts are so vulgar. What a f%$%ing waste!!!
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Wow!
All you five-times-a-day masturbating chick magnets sure know how to crap all over a babe who would walk right by you........
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pregnant?
if this woman has an ounce of brains (and I have to belive that she could not survive this long and not) she would not host that tired piece of opportunistic trash' child... there is enough of his spawn on this planet
besides... it will be easier to move on and leave him broken in the dust when she is done with him and finds a REAL man to procreate with
is it obvious that I am PMS'ing?
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best. photo. ever.
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I would let her sit in my face.
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There's a rumor that Britney might be pregnant. She has gained some suspicious amount of weight recently, so just in case, be prepared for the big news.....
I think that a baby might be good for her. She would be forced to stop her chain-smoking habits and she'll have to be more responsible.
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smoking while preggers. yikes. i hope she at least isn't doing any more cocaine.
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You people spend way to much time and energy making fun of this girl. Grow up and take a look at your immoral selves. I think it's ironic that evil people such as yourselves could sit here and judge Britney when your all the reason she is screwed up in the first place. Let's just take millions and millions of people and have them constantly pick on everything that you do and we will see how well you handle it. Give me a break already! Why don't you just do something useful for a change.
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holy fuck. where do u get that she is pregnant..."In training" probably has to do with the fact that her future husband already has 2!!!!!!!! making her what??? OH THATS RIGHT....MOM (MILF) IN TRANING dumbasses
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MILF? Well, if she is going to be a mom and still be that hot, then I'd still like to fuck her. But if she gets all fat and out of shape, then forget it! The ONLY thing Britney has going for her is her sweet little body. She loses that, she's got NOTHING left. She's such a shithead!
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Honestly, let's get to the real issue here. She's not able to handle her own life, much less take care of someone else's children. Let Federline find out what Cris Judd now knows - backups are always in the back. When she leaves him, at least he will be set for the rest of his life.
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You know, she kind of looks like Paris Hilton....with a great big gut, an overbite, a yeast infection...
Never thought I would say that Paris actually has more class than someone, but Brit has proven me wrong.
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Ok, every time this girl makes a fuckin' move someone is in her face. Put yourself where she is, and then think about it. Constantly followed, judged, and annoyed.. I'd be wearing the same fucking skirt to just to get jackasses like you people to lay off.. Jennifer Aniston does the same thing.. Ever notice the SAME orange cargos that she wears.. It's so the idiots will be like 'Oh we already got a shot of this..' And leave her alone.
She is young, and quite possibly, for real this time, in LOVE. So what that he has 2 kids, so what that he has no money... Just lay off.. It's pointless to judge her.. It's her life! DEAL WITH IT AND LEAVE HER ALONE!! And look in the mirror, and judge yourself.
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not that i am advocating somking while pregnant, IF she is pregnant. it has only been pretty recent, within the last couple decades that the sergeon general ever put those warnings about defects caused from smoking. i bet most of all your parents who do smoke did so when they were pregnant. drinking and drugs, thats a different story..
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If you are interested in buying one of the "MILF in Training" tanks, ($50), please call me at 973-610-2565 or email me at judy@bloodsweatbling.com
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Seriously you guys are so mean!!!!! At least she does something with her life and worked her ass off to get there. For the past six years she's been scrutinized, criticized an made fun of, for what? Entertaining people? That's fine if you don't like her, that's your opinion. But to sit here and criticize this woman who worked her ass off and trying to fulfill her dream, that's another story. Let's see you do something half as difficult and get half as much success. Point made.
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where do I get that tee shirt ..can't find it anywhere???
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Endless resource for literotica.
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I think brit looks nice. She has great figure and i love those shoes. I can see so much jealousy from most ppl who have wrote comments.
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