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September 12, 2004

Britney's Latest Ironic Tee: "MILF In Training"

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

She appears to be searching for something in this photo. Her dignity, perhaps?

Posted at 1:44 PM




54 Comments

Pure class.

Posted by: Mulva at 09/12/04 1:47 PM | Reply
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very classy indeed........

Posted by: tylla at 09/12/04 1:57 PM | Reply
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I would so let her babysit my kids.

Posted by: ME at 09/12/04 2:34 PM | Reply
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I would so let her babysit my kids.

Posted by: ME at 09/12/04 2:34 PM | Reply
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Will someone please define irony for this girl?!?

Posted by: m at 09/12/04 2:35 PM | Reply
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The notion of carrying on the Federline DNA...haunting.

Posted by: tommy at 09/12/04 3:17 PM | Reply
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Tommy: the Federline genes have already been passed on. Twice.

And Scott-- Where do you get these pictures? Please tell.. I need them in my life more often.

Posted by: Sara at 09/12/04 3:49 PM | Reply
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At least she's wearing the only slightly ugly platform thongs, as opposed to her usual incredibly ugly and climate inappropriate boots. Still looks like shit though!

Posted by: lia at 09/12/04 3:56 PM | Reply
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Chick has some beefy-ass arms, yo.

Posted by: Justin at 09/12/04 4:06 PM | Reply
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i knew it. she's pregnant.

Posted by: heather at 09/12/04 4:16 PM | Reply
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Oh sweet Jesus. There are no words to describe the horror that is known as Britney Spears

Posted by: megan at 09/12/04 4:21 PM | Reply
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Look at the last few photo's posted of Britney. She's been wearing the same skirt and ugly sunglasses in all of them.

Posted by: Ashley at 09/12/04 4:45 PM | Reply
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At least girl looks a lil better in these photos, a diet prehapes, or just taking care of kevins kid.........

Posted by: brian at 09/12/04 5:01 PM | Reply
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That Tshirt is too funy... you can't deny that sometimes the girl has a sense of humor

Posted by: Warner at 09/12/04 5:05 PM | Reply
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that's a v. jessi simpson look for her...

Posted by: sully at 09/12/04 5:08 PM | Reply
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Yikes.

Posted by: tommy at 09/12/04 7:37 PM | Reply
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Yikes doesn't cut it for Britney anymore. The Britney-specific exclamation has been upgraded to Yoinks. In that vein: YOINKS!!!

Posted by: madskrillz at 09/12/04 9:16 PM | Reply
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I love that she's so white trash that she's smoking while pregnant. Or is that not yet confirmed?

Posted by: Rick Bruner at 09/12/04 9:17 PM | Reply
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I really wish she would stop wearing those stupid shoes & sunglasses. Enough already!

Posted by: gina at 09/12/04 10:51 PM | Reply
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the shirt is pretty funny, and hey, i like the sunglasses. but won't those hideous platform flip-flops hurt her ever-so-delicate knee injury?

Posted by: lara at 09/12/04 10:58 PM | Reply
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I saw that exact same picture linked from totalfark somewhere a couple of days ago, but did NOT have anything printed on the t-shirt. Someone's photoshoppin.... (dunno who, i'm not making any accusations)

Posted by: Eric Blade at 09/13/04 12:19 AM | Reply
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i just read in star that britney and kevin were getting matching j-lo tracksuits made for after or before (cant remember) the wedding. the tackiness that is to be printed upon said tracksuits: her-mrs federline. his-THE PIMP. shudder.

Posted by: princess at 09/13/04 4:14 AM | Reply
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K to the L to the A to the R to the S to the E

Posted by: cor_blimey_limey at 09/13/04 5:06 AM | Reply
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Wait...is that the infamous rosary still hanging around her neck? Do you suppose the Pope knows she's wearing MILF shirts while sporting a rosary? Or is this something the kaballah folks are encouraging her to do?

What a strange religion that girl has found.

Posted by: Puddin' at 09/13/04 5:53 AM | Reply
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if your from nyc and got a chance to read sundays post (page six) there was a picture of kevin and britney fighting. no seriously you could not deny it b/c she was giving him the hand and walking ahead of him. You will see how the picture will be all over Us and In Touch......Maybe thier might not be a wedding...

Posted by: carolina at 09/13/04 8:59 AM | Reply
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I swear to god I love her more every day. She is to white trash what Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland are to gay men. On her, that shirt is FAR from ironic.

Posted by: the management at 09/13/04 11:28 AM | Reply
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'scuse my ignorance. But what does MILF stand for?

Posted by: cg at 09/13/04 2:22 PM | Reply
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MILF = Mom i'd like to fuck

Posted by: XYZ at 09/13/04 2:42 PM | Reply
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Agh!

I just realized that she has been wearing that Abercrombie skirt for months straight..


..and I own the exact same one. Oh well, at least I keep my frequency of wear down to a few times a month and do not accessorize with Cheetos and a step-child.

Posted by: Anoush at 09/13/04 2:53 PM | Reply
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Glamor is not doing all of your clothes shopping at Forever 21 and Spencers.

Posted by: janine at 09/13/04 6:21 PM | Reply
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In my world, MILF = Moron I'd Like to Forget

Posted by: e_prime at 09/13/04 8:23 PM | Reply
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Jesus -- is there no end to the loathing I feel for that woman?

Posted by: Jake at 09/13/04 11:49 PM | Reply
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all I have to say is does she own another jean skirt?
I mean really.
Forget the m.i.l.f shirt..just please do
something about that skirt!
I swear the girl looks like she doesn't wash!
at least she has on shoes though...

Posted by: sweetpea at 09/14/04 8:57 AM | Reply
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What does she exactly mean by MILF?

Posted by: tess at 09/14/04 9:55 AM | Reply
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By the way, why does she have to always tear her clothes? She needs to stay away from scissors. I mean, those cuts are so vulgar. What a f%$%ing waste!!!

Posted by: tess at 09/14/04 10:00 AM | Reply
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Wow!
All you five-times-a-day masturbating chick magnets sure know how to crap all over a babe who would walk right by you........

Posted by: The Hottest Chick ever from Grimsby, now studying at York. at 09/14/04 4:18 PM | Reply
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pregnant?

if this woman has an ounce of brains (and I have to belive that she could not survive this long and not) she would not host that tired piece of opportunistic trash' child... there is enough of his spawn on this planet

besides... it will be easier to move on and leave him broken in the dust when she is done with him and finds a REAL man to procreate with

is it obvious that I am PMS'ing?

Posted by: cnm72 at 09/14/04 7:34 PM | Reply
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best. photo. ever.

Posted by: diz at 09/14/04 9:12 PM | Reply
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I would let her sit in my face.

Posted by: Lickity at 09/16/04 11:27 AM | Reply
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There's a rumor that Britney might be pregnant. She has gained some suspicious amount of weight recently, so just in case, be prepared for the big news.....
I think that a baby might be good for her. She would be forced to stop her chain-smoking habits and she'll have to be more responsible.

Posted by: tess at 09/17/04 6:44 PM | Reply
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smoking while preggers. yikes. i hope she at least isn't doing any more cocaine.

Posted by: lady la la at 09/17/04 7:09 PM | Reply
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You people spend way to much time and energy making fun of this girl. Grow up and take a look at your immoral selves. I think it's ironic that evil people such as yourselves could sit here and judge Britney when your all the reason she is screwed up in the first place. Let's just take millions and millions of people and have them constantly pick on everything that you do and we will see how well you handle it. Give me a break already! Why don't you just do something useful for a change.

Posted by: Shadow Master at 09/18/04 8:21 PM | Reply
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holy fuck. where do u get that she is pregnant..."In training" probably has to do with the fact that her future husband already has 2!!!!!!!! making her what??? OH THATS RIGHT....MOM (MILF) IN TRANING dumbasses

Posted by: aryn at 09/19/04 12:34 AM | Reply
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MILF? Well, if she is going to be a mom and still be that hot, then I'd still like to fuck her. But if she gets all fat and out of shape, then forget it! The ONLY thing Britney has going for her is her sweet little body. She loses that, she's got NOTHING left. She's such a shithead!

Posted by: Chuck at 09/20/04 6:58 PM | Reply
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Honestly, let's get to the real issue here. She's not able to handle her own life, much less take care of someone else's children. Let Federline find out what Cris Judd now knows - backups are always in the back. When she leaves him, at least he will be set for the rest of his life.

Posted by: suzqcat at 09/20/04 9:05 PM | Reply
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You know, she kind of looks like Paris Hilton....with a great big gut, an overbite, a yeast infection...

Never thought I would say that Paris actually has more class than someone, but Brit has proven me wrong.

Posted by: Former Mouseketeer at 09/20/04 9:16 PM | Reply
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Ok, every time this girl makes a fuckin' move someone is in her face. Put yourself where she is, and then think about it. Constantly followed, judged, and annoyed.. I'd be wearing the same fucking skirt to just to get jackasses like you people to lay off.. Jennifer Aniston does the same thing.. Ever notice the SAME orange cargos that she wears.. It's so the idiots will be like 'Oh we already got a shot of this..' And leave her alone.

She is young, and quite possibly, for real this time, in LOVE. So what that he has 2 kids, so what that he has no money... Just lay off.. It's pointless to judge her.. It's her life! DEAL WITH IT AND LEAVE HER ALONE!! And look in the mirror, and judge yourself.

Posted by: Koleigh at 09/21/04 12:41 AM | Reply
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not that i am advocating somking while pregnant, IF she is pregnant. it has only been pretty recent, within the last couple decades that the sergeon general ever put those warnings about defects caused from smoking. i bet most of all your parents who do smoke did so when they were pregnant. drinking and drugs, thats a different story..

Posted by: johnny at 09/25/04 3:04 PM | Reply
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If you are interested in buying one of the "MILF in Training" tanks, ($50), please call me at 973-610-2565 or email me at judy@bloodsweatbling.com

Posted by: Judy at 10/07/04 10:56 AM | Reply
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If you are interested in buying one of the "MILF in Training" tanks, ($50), please call me at 973-610-2565 or email me at judy@bloodsweatbling.com

Posted by: Judy at 10/07/04 10:57 AM | Reply
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Seriously you guys are so mean!!!!! At least she does something with her life and worked her ass off to get there. For the past six years she's been scrutinized, criticized an made fun of, for what? Entertaining people? That's fine if you don't like her, that's your opinion. But to sit here and criticize this woman who worked her ass off and trying to fulfill her dream, that's another story. Let's see you do something half as difficult and get half as much success. Point made.

Posted by: Aria at 12/19/04 4:47 PM | Reply
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where do I get that tee shirt ..can't find it anywhere???

Posted by: rebecca at 12/30/04 1:21 AM | Reply
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Endless resource for literotica.

Posted by: Dorol at 08/02/06 2:15 PM | Reply
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I think brit looks nice. She has great figure and i love those shoes. I can see so much jealousy from most ppl who have wrote comments.

Posted by: Hollie at 10/29/06 1:27 PM | Reply
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