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February 11, 2005

Britney's Latest Letter To Fans

As posted on her official website.

February 11, 2005

Dear Fans,

Valentine's Day is around the corner and I am so grateful to have someone I love. I fall more and more in love with Kevin everyday. We've been away from each other for a week now and I think I'm losing my mind! It's the longest we've been a part from one another. He's working a lot right now and I'm so happy for him. His Details cover is coming out in a little over a week and the pictures are so hot! Stay away girls! (he he) I have such a great surprise planned for Kevin on Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see him tomorrow!

I haven't seen Kori in two weeks because I've been home in Louisiana with my mom. Hopefully Kori can come here for a visit soon because I miss her so much! I bought her the cutest dresses for Easter and to wear this summer. I love buying kids clothes.

For some reason, I can relax so much better when I'm in Kentwood. It's like food for the soul. I think when Kevin and I start a family we might build our dream home right behind my mom's. It's true; home is where the heart is. I've been having so much fun with my mom lately. We've been indulging ourselves with the simple pleasures of life. I think I may do this for a while.

I'm so excited, my dogs are stylin' and profilin' because Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes! I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!). My mom's mad because the dogs are still having problems with their potty training. It is kind of bad because we have white carpets. They will learn soon though, I hope!

I think my momma and I are going to go see "The Wedding Date" later today. I love watching fun, girly movies. They always put me in a great mood!

I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day with the one you love. But if you're single, just round up a group of your friends and grab some low-fat Blue Bell ice cream. It's the best!!

Happy Valentine's Day!
Love,
Britney

Posted at 3:32 PM




109 Comments

I don't even like ripping on Britney anymore, she seems nice. I mean at least compared to Lohan and Paris.

Posted by: Ken at 02/11/05 3:46 PM | Reply
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britney uses semicolons?

Posted by: kellie at 02/11/05 3:49 PM | Reply
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she may be nice, but she still makes my brain bleed.

Posted by: amy at 02/11/05 4:06 PM | Reply
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i need some of that low-fat blue bell ice cream. i'm told it's the greatest.

Posted by: caw caw caw at 02/11/05 4:12 PM | Reply
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If you can't find low-fat, just remember the finger down the throat trick girls! (he he) After all, you don't want to be single forever!!

Posted by: Reggie at 02/11/05 4:16 PM | Reply
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that's fantastic reggie!!

Posted by: bulimic at 02/11/05 4:20 PM | Reply
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"I have such a great surprise planned for Kevin on Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see him tomorrow!"

won't be much of a surprise now will it...

Posted by: bodhi at 02/11/05 4:26 PM | Reply
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Saw a couple typos here and there, but nothing huge. She really doesn't seem that bad. I'd take her as a friend over Ashlee, Hayley (barf), Hilary, or Lindsay any day.
I'm not fully buying the Kori crap, though. I think she wants her out of the picture.

Posted by: Iloveit at 02/11/05 4:33 PM | Reply
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"The pictures are so hot! Stay away girls!! (he he)"

Um........yeah don't worry about that, Brit...I'm not up-to-date on my Hepatitis shots.

Posted by: booya at 02/11/05 4:37 PM | Reply
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"He's working alot right now..."

Working alot on what? I had no idea being a leech was hard work.

Posted by: Tommy at 02/11/05 4:40 PM | Reply
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he's working hard spending her money

Posted by: elise at 02/11/05 4:46 PM | Reply
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This one was actually sort of cute.

Posted by: Zhee at 02/11/05 4:46 PM | Reply
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it's true - the fun has gone out of it. she's just a not-too-bright kid living on money she never expected to have. dressing up her dogs and her step-daughter, waiting for her husband to return from "working hard" in Vegas.

Posted by: jmb at 02/11/05 4:48 PM | Reply
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Blue Bell is the best. The South will rise again!

Posted by: Ms. NOLA at 02/11/05 4:56 PM | Reply
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This one sure is full of product placement (wedding date, von dutch, etc).

Posted by: ams at 02/11/05 5:07 PM | Reply
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Yeah, I noticed the product placement too. A bit much I think. Think they put her up to it? I would if they sent me free clothes (Maybe not Von Duch though).

Posted by: Kier at 02/11/05 5:16 PM | Reply
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sorry, Von DuTch. I'm worse than Brit

Posted by: Kier at 02/11/05 5:17 PM | Reply
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did she rip on Tinkerbell? AWESOME! I can't wait for those two dogs to go at it. Oh and Tinkerbell and Lucy Lu or whatever should fight too.

Posted by: jenny at 02/11/05 5:38 PM | Reply
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i foresee a jay-z/nas style of battle happening between bit bit & tinkerball.

this was "takeover," so tinkebell will be dropping the "ether"

Posted by: Douglas Reinhardt at 02/11/05 5:42 PM | Reply
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"i love buying kids clothes." me too!!!

Posted by: garfunkel at 02/11/05 6:12 PM | Reply
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I second the brain bleeding comment >_<

Posted by: FoShame at 02/11/05 6:52 PM | Reply
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Von Dutch? Why does she have to drag her poor puppies into such fashion tragedy?

Posted by: Norman at 02/11/05 6:53 PM | Reply
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stay away girls (he he)....

nice, coming from a baby daddy stealer!

Posted by: elliefromthablock at 02/11/05 7:14 PM | Reply
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i love how she mentions LOW FAT ice cream. fuck that. dumb cow.

Posted by: elliefromthablock at 02/11/05 7:20 PM | Reply
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WHATEVER!!!!!!!

Posted by: dsadas at 02/11/05 7:27 PM | Reply
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this letter is kinda cute. maybe she is mellowing out.

Posted by: Courtney at 02/11/05 7:28 PM | Reply
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"My mom's mad because the dogs are still having problems with their potty training. It is kind of bad because we have white carpets. They will learn soon though, I hope!"

i think the same thing every time, but seriously, how can this not be a joke?? it's too good!

Posted by: mmn at 02/11/05 7:42 PM | Reply
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HER HUSBAND WAS PARTYING IN VEGAS AND SPENDING HER MONEY.

true story.

Posted by: sdfsdf at 02/11/05 8:18 PM | Reply
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like i feel like she's on drugs, no one can be wtitng this, and be normal, they jsut can't, i mean, "It's true; home is where the heart is." what the helll, who puts this online, honestly

Posted by: tttt at 02/11/05 9:55 PM | Reply
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like i feel like she's on drugs, no one can be wtitng this, and be normal, they jsut can't, i mean, "It's true; home is where the heart is." what the helll, who puts this online, honestly

Posted by: tttt at 02/11/05 9:58 PM | Reply
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Hey! Britney is smart she is rich and she is beautiful. Why pick on Britney when that bitch Paris Hilton is polluting the world with her smelly cooch. Can't stand Paris or her fucking dog stupid slut with no self respect! GO BRITNEY!!!!

Posted by: Jesse at 02/12/05 6:04 AM | Reply
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she's such a slutty tramp. She didn't write that herself. I third the brain bleeding comment. f*ckin whore.

Posted by: shycarebearchik at 02/12/05 12:14 PM | Reply
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okay first of all, i dont like britney. second of all, she didnt write that you stupid-asses. People write things and act like stars and sign it by the real stars all the time, and some stars have other people who work for them write it for them. Pathetic. the only stars who honestly write there own shit on sites is the ones who know how hard life can be. look at britney, even if she did have a hard life (im doubting she did) she'd have long gone forgotten it by now. and i agree with the brain bleeding comment also.

Posted by: Rocky at 02/12/05 6:30 PM | Reply
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"We've been indulging ourselves with the simple pleasures of life. I think I may do this for a while.

I'm so excited, my dogs are stylin' and profilin' because Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes! I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!)."

von dutch doggy clothes...wow she really has been embracing simplicity! she's practically amish...

Posted by: moderningenuity at 02/12/05 9:38 PM | Reply
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My question is whomever wrote this dribble (and for the record, I think it's unaminous that 90% of us here brains are bleeding....) anyways whoever wrote this, my question is this:

Why the fuck would you actually write "ruff ruff" in a sentence?

Posted by: calliwell at 02/13/05 12:59 AM | Reply
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So I kind of feel like this was a shameless promotion for "The Wedding Date" and Blue Bell ice cream disguised in absolute cuteness. CONSPIRACY.

Posted by: Joe John at 02/13/05 4:55 AM | Reply
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Oh yah here and kevin r juss getting along!! She using here and likes it
!!!

Posted by: Jennifer at 02/13/05 9:47 AM | Reply
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my reason for believing brit wrote the letter is as follows:
If it were one of her handlers, there would not be so many typos and grammatical mistakes. They would proof read it! And I don't think they would want to insult her by making her sound so dumb. They would brighten her up a bit.

Posted by: booboo at 02/13/05 12:01 PM | Reply
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"...wow she really has been embracing simplicity! she's practically amish..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How does she get her hair to do that? Does she have her own personal anime artist to follow her around and mold it like that?

Posted by: Puddin' at 02/13/05 1:43 PM | Reply
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It seems that Lacey is OK... at least for now. That dog has one foot in the grave.

Posted by: Noah at 02/14/05 1:13 PM | Reply
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Brit moving back to Louisiana? I think the dirty south just got dirtier.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/14/05 1:24 PM | Reply
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My god, this has got to be the funniest page of comments in a while. Just one after the other of delicious goodness.

I swear ice cream came out of my nose a few times.

Oops, wrong oriface!

Posted by: Ari at 02/14/05 5:36 PM | Reply
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Since when is Von Dutch dog clothing a simple pleasure? F*ck that. My dog is happy running around naked. Just like Britney.

Posted by: angel at 02/14/05 7:39 PM | Reply
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At least she seems nice. The typos weren't that bad for a girl who didn't even finish her sophmore year of high school.I know that's kinda sad. Either way I think this one was actually pretty genuine.

P.S. Von Dutch? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: AJ at 02/14/05 7:46 PM | Reply
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Britney needs to stop buying her dogs clothes and start buying herself some..(ruff! ruff!)

Posted by: valentineskank at 02/14/05 8:15 PM | Reply
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Of course Britney didn't rite this herself... And the person who did were smart enough to put in typos and other mistakes to make it seem like Brit wrote it. I bet Brit sat beside the writer chewing gum and dictating her what to write. It must have been a woman who wrote it... No man would accept "ruff ruff" and the "low fat" ice cream bullsh*t... And the Von Dutch crap? How much did they pay her to say that..?

Posted by: Pernille at 02/15/05 4:34 AM | Reply
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wtf is wrong with people. let the girl write those sugarsweet letters to her fans if she wants to, and who the F cares if it was one of her handlers who wrote the letter? let the fans enjoy, and hell no, i don't like her either. but it makes me sick that jealous people like yourselfe has to throw shit "just because u want too"! If you REALLY wanna take out your anger on someone innocent, then why not do it on someone who deserves it?

Posted by: sassy at 02/15/05 4:42 AM | Reply
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my god your gays should shame your selves... what makes you so much better`?? ha??do you realy treat people like that? I meen she is a normal human beeing!!! she are a superstar yes but she dont wont to be treated like she's been a really bitch to every one on this planet.. I'ts like the hold world has tourned oppside down, NO one has done every thing to bee treated like that at all!! or do you think she has???, if you do so let me no I want to hear people talking about have THERE lives is!! I dont think I'ts so much better at all.... thats just what I wanted to say after reading this!... good bye..

Posted by: camilla at 02/15/05 5:35 AM | Reply
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there'saot of usmortalswhohasn't livedlike saint,but the effect of our actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important hat she has the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with no clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!

Posted by: Tine at 02/15/05 6:00 AM | Reply
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there's alot of us mortals who hasn't lived like saints,but the effect of OUR actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important hat she has the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with no clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!

Posted by: Tine at 02/15/05 6:01 AM | Reply
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there's alot of us mortals who hasn't lived like saints,but the effect of OUR actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important that she's got the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with NO clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!

Posted by: Tine at 02/15/05 6:02 AM | Reply
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Take a chill pill honeys,of course there's alot of us mortals who hasn't lived like saints,but the effect of OUR actions are far less. Thousands of kids consider this girl a God, and would use her as a leading example. It's important that she's got the right values, 'cause she's affecting sincere amounts of people each and every day!! So honestly, there are people in the world starving and walking around with NO clothes, and she's head over heals after DOG clothes! shouldn't she be doing something more worthwhile with all that "power" of hers, than wasting her time on dog clothes and silly fights with her rivals. For Pete's sake... get some perspective Brit!

Posted by: Tine at 02/15/05 6:04 AM | Reply
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F** I got the message that it didn't work the first four times.. no meening of propaganda.. sorry guys!

Posted by: Tine at 02/15/05 6:07 AM | Reply
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THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU BRITNEY.. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. ITS GOOD YOU'VE FIND YOUR TRUE LOVE!!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Posted by: kris at 02/15/05 6:27 AM | Reply
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eminem is HOT, britney is NOT!!

Posted by: mallory_666 at 02/15/05 6:47 AM | Reply
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Jeez... She gets dumber every day... Regardless of who wrote the letter, I think it reflects Britneys personality just perfect. I dislike Britney because she sucks as a role model! She makes me sick! She should learn some decency, and take some song lessons. She should also know that her largest fan base ranges from the years 12-14, and maybe tone down the sex in her videos. (No, I am not christian.)

Posted by: ibby at 02/15/05 6:50 AM | Reply
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I think Brit is a little baby-girl with too much money to handle. She obviousley didn't write that letter. She wouldn't have bothered. But I still hope she'll be happy with Kevin.

Posted by: Kine at 02/15/05 6:54 AM | Reply
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i love you britney. your my favorite artist.i'm from norway and is 16 years old.

Posted by: mads at 02/15/05 6:59 AM | Reply
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Good luck with your boyfriend=)

Posted by: Ninett at 02/15/05 7:27 AM | Reply
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WOW! Britney is the best.. i love her music! why do everybody pic on her all the time?! she is a human too u know! I'd wish i could be just like her.. she is soo beautiful.. and she and kevin is a beautiful couple.. what so if she have some sex videos? let her do what she like!! britney is the greates artist in the world.. I LOVE HER§!! (I'm Not a lesbian)just let her do what she likes!! she have feelings to u know!! Wish i someday could stand on a stage with her and sing.. yeah yeah.. it's a dream!! btw.. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! U*R THE BEST! Just do what u like!

Posted by: Lena at 02/15/05 7:39 AM | Reply
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WOW! Britney is the best.. i love her music! why do everybody pic on her all the time?! she is a human too u know! I'd wish i could be just like her.. she is soo beautiful.. and she and kevin is a beautiful couple.. what so if she have some sex videos? let her do what she like!! britney is the greates artist in the world.. I LOVE HER§!! (I'm Not a lesbian)just let her do what she likes!! she have feelings to u know!! Wish i someday could stand on a stage with her and sing.. yeah yeah.. it's a dream!! btw.. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! U*R THE BEST! Just do what u like!

Posted by: Lena at 02/15/05 7:40 AM | Reply
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WOW! Britney is the best.. i love her music! why do everybody pic on her all the time?! she is a human too u know! I'd wish i could be just like her.. she is soo beautiful.. and she and kevin is a beautiful couple.. what so if she have some sex videos? let her do what she like!! britney is the greates artist in the world.. I LOVE HER§!! (I'm Not a lesbian)just let her do what she likes!! she have feelings to u know!! Wish i someday could stand on a stage with her and sing.. yeah yeah.. it's a dream!! btw.. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! U*R THE BEST! Just do what u like!

Posted by: Lena at 02/15/05 7:40 AM | Reply
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Why are you people reading this if you think its such crap and she is so dumb? Get a life and let her live hers.....!

Posted by: jackie at 02/15/05 7:44 AM | Reply
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Stå på!

Posted by: Sara at 02/15/05 7:46 AM | Reply
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I hope she will make it better, than before. I did not like this virgin image. And I hope she will realise that life is diffrent from pink clouds and green hills. I am looking forward to see a Brittney who lives, and not one who sailed on a pink cloud.

Posted by: Bente at 02/15/05 7:47 AM | Reply
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i love you britney...
i was so sad because i dont be on you concert i oslo. i'm a girl from norway , and i'am a big fan of you britney. you must forgive me for i dont so good in english... :( don't hear to the people. this people have a big problem. they are onely enviouse of you because you beautiful,smart and rich. paris hillton is onely a spoilt, stupid girl ho dosen't see nobody an she self... i hate she...i happy you fant the love.... GO BRITNEY YOU ARE THE BEST !!!!
happy valentin's day!!!!!!!!
hug a big fan from norway

Posted by: katrine at 02/15/05 8:19 AM | Reply
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i love you britney...
i was so sad because i dont be on you concert i oslo. i'm a girl from norway , and i'am a big fan of you britney. you must forgive me for i dont so good in english... :( don't hear to the people. this people have a big problem. they are onely enviouse of you because you beautiful,smart and rich. paris hillton is onely a spoilt, stupid girl ho dosen't see nobody an she self... i hate she...i happy you fant the love.... GO BRITNEY YOU ARE THE BEST !!!!
happy valentin's day!!!!!!!!
hug a big fan from norway

Posted by: katrine at 02/15/05 8:22 AM | Reply
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Britney er bra uansett hva folk sier. Missunnelige drittunger ass. Som om ikke dere hadde gjort noen dumme ting hvis dere hadde hatt så mye penger?
Herregud, få dere et liv!
Britney ROCKS!

Posted by: Sanna at 02/15/05 8:53 AM | Reply
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There is alot of people here, who dont like britney, but still they need to read about her and talk bad about her.

Im not her biggest fan, but some of her music is good and I like the fact that shes trying to be a bit personial with har fans. And sence nobody her likes her, everybody has something they want to say.....

Go Britney....

Posted by: Toffy at 02/15/05 8:53 AM | Reply
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oh. my. god! why are these people from Norway deleting any signs of respect we ever might have had!

"Paris Hilton is onely a spoilt stupid girl ho doesn't see nobody an she self.. i hate she...."

wtf.... come on, please!! I wrotw bwtter english when I was seven years old!! I'm embaresed, I'm horrified!

I gotta go lie down...

Posted by: -ellen at 02/15/05 8:58 AM | Reply
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Det er du som burde få deg et liv Sanna!
Britney er bare en jævel med masse penger. Det er du som burde få deg et liv, man kan ikke like Britney. da har man sosiale problemer!!!
Britney SUCKSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mohahha at 02/15/05 9:00 AM | Reply
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Hi!!!

Well I´m not the best in english either (it´s my third language) but even I manage to see some of her writing mistake..
And please Norwegian people: in this moment it is embarising to be an Norwegian, Britney is the picture of an "blondie"

Von Dutch----- krist

Hugs

The best thing about Britney must be that you always have something to laugh about... Tony Blair vise president in USA....

Posted by: Ida at 02/15/05 9:21 AM | Reply
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happy late valentines day!

Posted by: juana at 02/15/05 1:09 PM | Reply
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Brits and Owen Wilson clearly have ghost grammar checkers at the very least.

Owen's recent mail to a film critic who trashed Ben Stiller had the word "trifecta" in it. And I'm looking at pics of Owen trashed out of his mind surrounded by Playboy bunnies and I'm thinking: "Not a guy I'd expect to use 'trifecta'"

Brit's letters are disappointingly less mockable too. Still, we have to acknowledge "he he" Is that a misspelled Michael Jackson "hee hee!" or a misspelled "heh heh"?

Either way, a Bit Bit rules. Stain on, my dawg.

Posted by: Phhhh at 02/15/05 5:56 PM | Reply
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don't forget that before he was surrounded by playboy bunnies, owen wilson wrote "bottle rocket," "rushmore," and "the royal tenenbaums," which are all smartly written movies with $5 words in them.

Posted by: laura at 02/15/05 6:23 PM | Reply
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Dear fans,
I've only been married for a few months but Kevin already started to get back to his old bachelor habits. He's going on getaway week-ends with his buddies and they hit bars, strippers clubs while I'm sitting home alone, waiting for him to come back and waiting for my pregnancy test to turn Yes. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet but I'm already buying baby stuff, just in case. But I'm starting to wonder about Kevin because I just came just realize that I not only kind of paid him to marry me (monthly allowance, rings, wedding, a new car, free vacations, private plane rides, new clothing etc..) but I also have to pay for his ex girlfriend and their 2 kids. I had to buy them a nice house in the same neighborhood, so that Kev can pay them regular visits plus I had to buy them clothing but now Kev wants me to buy them a new house, bigger and closer to our crib so that he can visit them even more often...I'm starting to wonder: did I marry him.... or his family? Did he accept my proposal for love...or money? I also have to babysit his kids every week-end. Shar drops them regularly in our house and I also noticed that she talks to Kev Everyday on the phone. Should I worry? Shoud I be jealous? Do those two former sweetharts have a plan? Are they planning to spend most of my money and then get back together? Have I been punk'd?

Posted by: tess at 02/15/05 11:13 PM | Reply
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It's funny how all of the people who mock Brit can speak english and make decent sentences. On the other hand, the ones defending her can't even make a sentence. For example: "It's like the hold world has tourned oppside down, NO one has done every thing to bee treated like that at all!!" What the F is that? I guess her fans really do take after her. idiots.

Posted by: mon at 02/16/05 4:01 AM | Reply
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She just annoys me so much...and wtf she has millions of dollars and fashion companies just send her shit! That annoys me too!!!

Posted by: Irrisistable_01 at 02/16/05 8:40 AM | Reply
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What the hell...brit is such a slut...she cant sing or act or do ANYTHING!!! but she can get fucked every now and then if she wants

Posted by: britsucks at 02/16/05 4:14 PM | Reply
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it's the longest we've been "a part" from eachother? ummmmm...apart. one word.

Posted by: lola at 02/16/05 5:18 PM | Reply
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i dont even think she wrote that. its a bunch of crap, lol. that isnt her. its soo abovious.

Posted by: Cee_ann at 02/17/05 11:14 PM | Reply
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Britney is a superficial moron with her sum of money only equal to her level of stupidity. Does she expect people to buy that ass-kissing crap? That letter would be more believable if it's what she wrote about 5 years ago during her "I'm a virgin with pigtails' phase. And the product placement.. urgh.. BARF!

Posted by: aussie05 at 02/21/05 12:22 PM | Reply
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See seems pretty cool i never really hated her but she seems to be getting better

Posted by: briane stahl at 02/23/05 7:59 AM | Reply
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HAHAHA!!!this is just to good to be TRUE!yeah..maby she writ that letter or NOT...i like a bit of her music but not all of it....sometimes i am angry at her but who is'nt?...sometimes...
well GTG.....well if britney sees this page I hope I get a mail from her!and BRITNEY's dog is the COOLEST!!!!

Posted by: Karoline at 02/24/05 2:01 PM | Reply
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My god you are so jealous !!
Britney has done all the things you all are dreaming to do and never will....
Look into yourselves and work on your own mistakes before talking down on other more fortuned people.
Who wouldn’t like to be as rich as her and having the opportunity to do all the things she does??? For all that money I too would say and do stupid things to get you children to buy all my crap....

Go Britney!!, and if you wonder about what to do with all you’re money.... send some to me please. I really need a car...don't even have to be so big!! c",)

Posted by: Norwaygirl at 03/03/05 1:16 PM | Reply
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hey i think britney is cool and im glad that her nd kevin are getting married happy valintines day i mite try dat ice cream you sed ha ha

Posted by: loz nd mel nd dani at 03/16/05 6:16 AM | Reply
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HI!I THINK BRITNEY IS REALLY COOL!!!!!I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE HER VERY MUCH.EVERYBODY SAIS THAT HER MUSIC IS A PIECE OF CRAP BUT I REALLY LIKE HER MUSIC.DON'T LISTEN TO THEM BRITNEY!THEIR JUST TRIYNG TO BE SMART!GOBRITNEY!

Posted by: ANDRA at 03/18/05 12:55 PM | Reply
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How can you people say that you like her music?? Have you heard the texts? It's the same, "i love you, i hate you"-bullshit!
Britney really sucks. She don't have a personality...! And that she is saying to people to eat low-fat ice cream? HOW STUPIDE ARE YOU, BRITNEY?? YOU ARE THE FAULT TO WHY PEOPLE GET BULIMI AND ANOREXIA! You are the fault to why people think their ugly..! And I have seen pictures of you without make-up, and please, i look better than you when your not in moonlight. Everybody can look as "good" as you with soo much make-up. "oh, von dutch!" give me a break. How much did they pay you to write that? I dont like paris hilton, but I like her better than you, because she's not trying to be something she's not. Besides, you don't know how it's like to be in pain, what was you biggest problem in life? That you Lois Vitton-purse is out of fashion? You are the stupidest blond girl I have ever seen. You are so god damn disturbing.
Rania from oslo
(Metal rocks, britney sucks)

Posted by: Rania at 03/22/05 9:11 AM | Reply
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First of all, If you don't like Britney keep to yourself, don't post all this crap about her, whats it going to do? so what shes allowed to write a letter to her fans, It isnt killing you, I think ya'll all need to lay off, this " I hate Britney shit" its getting old, some people like her, Although I think she needs to dump that brick head Kevin, I hear she gives him an allowance...

Posted by: FrEaky at 03/23/05 1:38 AM | Reply
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wow how mature was that letter! hehe oh and d LOW FAT ice cream....cracks me up. Go eat some bread or sumthin, Brit!

Posted by: Tamara at 04/05/05 5:03 PM | Reply
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britney sounds very nice!

Posted by: maria at 04/13/05 6:02 AM | Reply
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omigawdness
get off it people. she didnt write it so get over it. she has the lamest things 2 say n e way. i'm sure i could listen 2 the norwiegen chicks 4 longer that brittany. she makes me spew. but u guys make me spew more 2 know u actually think its really her letter. ha ha ha. LOSERS u r so fucked in da head just like her. i hope she kills herself 1 day. then if the leters keep coming...u will know what fuckers u r!! ha ha ha
my brain blead when she first opened her mouth.!!!
thanx 4 ur pathetic time brittany fans!

Posted by: joe bloggs at 05/14/05 10:28 AM | Reply
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hey britney i believe that you should really come and see sydney here in australia because it is my dream to see you come to my house adress:
26B Jones street in ryde, sydney, nsw Please come and see me because i have never seen a celebrity in my whole life and everyone else in my family has oh and i am your No.1 fan!

with all my best wishes, tiffy!

Posted by: tiffany rozman at 05/28/05 10:09 AM | Reply
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I just wanna say, i anit really a fan of britney but i cant really slate her, coz if i had all that money i wood spend it on crap like she does (clothes for her dogs) i do think she can talk crap but i like her, and if any 1 says bad stuff bout her is propbably coz their jelouse. E.G. her wedding was top of the top and every1 was saying it was cheap and taky but if thats wot she wanted then cool!!!
Go britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lv
sian
xXx

Posted by: sian at 06/03/05 7:03 PM | Reply
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I THINK ITS FUNNY THAT PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY AREN'T BRITNEY FANS COME ON HER WEBSITE AND READ HER LETTERS. DONT HATE............HATERS! SHE'S DOING HER THING GET A LIFE AND DO YOURS.

Posted by: erica at 06/10/05 5:23 PM | Reply
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Uhm..if you all hate her so much, then why do you bother to read her letters and stuff?And the shit about "there's no way she could have written that letter because it's not her words and stuff.." and you're all talking about her personality like as if you knew her..come on...give me a break..you're phatetic...

If there's an artist I hate so much as you seem to hate her, then there's no way in hell that I would use MY time to read fan letters from them..And I also think that you're just jealous of her because she's actually doing what she loves while you're spending your time in front of a computer talking about how much you hate someone you haven't even met..jeez...so let me see at least one of you "Britney haters" explain why you're wasting your time on this...

Just for the record, I'm not a big britney fan, but I don't think it's fair to her that you're talking so much shit about her, she's never done anything to hurt you...So don't try to say that..

Posted by: tina at 06/15/05 4:50 PM | Reply
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You seems like a sweet girl,Britney! I hope you and Kevin will get a family some day! ;) And i agree! Your dogs is way more cuter than tinkerbell! Love from Norway gril! 15 years old :) =)

Posted by: Kristina at 07/18/05 11:52 AM | Reply
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This letter was meant to tell the truth and all it is is what you might write when you are like 13. Britney you own it to your fans to write something a bit more then how much you love Kevin. We know you love him otherwise you would have never have married him.

Come on Brit you can do better then this letter surely.

Anon

Posted by: Anon at 08/10/05 11:27 PM | Reply
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Britney I love you .......

Posted by: Jessica at 09/21/05 8:31 PM | Reply
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Britt is busy and dosent need u peeps buging her so what thats all she talks about thats what i would take about if i just found the man of my dreams and now im to have a baby with him

Posted by: Kayla Barr-Q at 10/08/05 1:18 PM | Reply
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Britt is busy and dosent need u peeps buging her so what thats all she talks about thats what i would take about if i just found the man of my dreams and now im to have a baby with him

Posted by: Kayla barr-q at 10/08/05 1:19 PM | Reply
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I think Britney is doing the BEST that she can for her fans. She seems like a great person. Im not the #1 fan, I dont like all her music but i do like most of it. I hope she is happy with Kevin, No matter what the tabloids say I dont think britney would stay with someone like him IF he acted the way he "does". She can have almost any guy she wants why put up with everything they are saying Hes doing. I give Brit the best of luck with her newborn, She looks GREAT for just having a baby!! I myself had one too. Best wishes to you and your family Britney.
Kristin

Posted by: Kristin at 11/10/05 9:48 PM | Reply
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i think your wedding was lovely and u looked beautiful. Ilove ur sisters programme i hope she makes a new eposode though.Love ya Clo xxx

Posted by: Chloe Sharime Rafferty at 01/15/06 5:59 PM | Reply
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yo Brits you my best eva div worldwide you the best. craig from capetown South Africa .I m wonderiing when you gonna visit SA . tell jamie she is the bom on zoey 101 .and would like 2 meet her and you tooooodles bye hi sean preston you rock mwah

Posted by: CRAIG at 07/19/06 11:04 AM | Reply
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you rock love craig LIFE TREATS YOU THE BEST AND YOUR FAMILY GOOODLUCK

Posted by: CRAIG at 07/19/06 11:08 AM | Reply
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Hi my name is jessica and I live in sweden and I love her soo much I just wannt to say that: You are the best Brit...
And Sean is soo sweet I have never seen Sutton yet but I will and I gonna look at internet everyday Because I want to see him.
I´m so happy for you.
And remeber we are your fans and we always gonna love you...

Love, Jessica (K)(L) hehe ;)
And plaes come to sweden zoon

Posted by: Jessica at 10/13/06 2:30 PM | Reply
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i hatejessica simpson she is a buble head

Posted by: sexy mama at 10/19/06 8:00 PM | Reply
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hi britany, ive been your fan my whole life and i think your the best singer in the world i want to grow up like you be a singer but when i become a singer if i do i want to sing your songs ohll and i cant wait to go to los angles in the summer we might even move there becuase we have a house there so i no your faviourite resurant is mr chow its mine to i love it i hope that i can meat you some day ohll and bi the way say hi to jamie lynn im watching her epsodies of zoey101 and say hi to kevina nd your mom from you no1 fan hannah x-x

Posted by: hannah at 02/08/07 9:56 AM | Reply
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hey you know britney she is alsome I will never let her down I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope that I aet to see ya oneday...

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