Britney's Malibu Beach Diet
I'm away from the Internet for ONE DAY and the confused press starts freaking out about Britney chugging booze in the street. IT'S JUST GINSENG people. Phew. (But thanks for covering for me Uncle G!)
It appears the former pop star's new Malibu diet consists only of cigarettes, energy drinks, and chips. Best Week Ever will have more on this story in the first block of tomorrow night's show.
Ever since she busted her knee and fell in love with that extra from You Got Served, Britney's done nothing but sit by the pool and tan. (Britney loves pools! -- watch a video of 10-year-old Brit at her friend's pool party.)
Anyway, nothin' wrong with a little R&R -- she seems to be having a lot of fun. Here she is earlier this week dancing a jig.
And here she is reading GQ and saying "Please don't take a photo of me y'all? It'll end up on Stereogum and give people an excuse to talk shit about Kev."
Hey, did you guys know Kevin's middle name is Earl. I'm just saying.
Posted at 4:12 PM
in that first pic she looks like she's been slathered in grease.
gross!
(or is that water?)
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> in that first pic she looks like she's
> been slathered in grease.
I'm guessing it's tanning oil? And if it's not, she should consider switching to Pringles.
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I don't know if it's the too-low-riding bikini bottoms & cut offs she's been wearing lately or what...but girlfriends' legs are looking really stumpy. I ain't saying the girl is fat, mind you. She's just got some jacked up legs.
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mints is right... She has cankles...
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britney is perfect. stop hating, y'all.
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did anyone read that book w/ the bear in it by john irving (i know, ALL his books have bears anda wrestling in them but shut up)? that bear kept saying, "EARL! EARL!" anyway, i'll never name my child "earl" as a result.
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THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE!!!
and brit's legs never were her best feature.
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Maybe I am a hater, but her legs have always been about two-feet long. On her bad days, she kinda resembles Cotton Hill. You know, he who has no shins?
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Yeah OKAY!LOL.It was an herbal drink.RIGHT!Come on be real.Nobody believes that.Britney has proven herself a liar and this is just one more to add to the list.
I gotta say its more than amusing to check in and watch this skank and her paid companion every day.
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You gotta love the cheeto rolls.
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Ok, everyone's always talking about how celebrities look. but what about who they are as people. Britney is thoughtful, kind, generous, sincere and loves kids. That alcohol is just ginseng, those cigarettes are low tar, those marriages are all true loves. Britney contributes so much to making us all better people. We all feel better about ourselves when we think about her. I think we should all reflect on that.
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BRIT HAS A GREAT BODY BUT I REALLY DO THINK THAT PRETTY PEOPLE ARE ALL LOOKS AND NO BRAINS...
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you put your right leg in/
you take your right leg out/
you put your right leg in and you shake it all about...
Hokey pokey Britney. Hot.
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DEAR SAMIA,
YOUR KIDDING RIGHT? YOU EXPECT ME TO FELL SORRY FOR HER AND CUT HER SOME SLACK.. HELL NO SHE CHOSE THIS PATH NO ONE TOLD HER TO BE FAMOUS SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS GETTING INTO.. SO ALL BE DAMMNED IF I SHOULD THINK ABOUT MAKING FUN OF HER B/C THAT WHAT SHE GETS.. AND ANOTHER THING "THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE"...
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Ohhhh.It was only ginseng.I have to go and chant this to myself until I half way start to believe it.Bye.
P.S.Britney looks pretty good in that bikini but it doesn't make up for the trashy things shes doing these days.Theres gotta be more to a person than her looks or else whats there to do other than fuck all day?That would get old.That will lead to cheating.And that is what both these retards will end up doing eventually.Britney is trash.Throw her out!
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Umm, to my knowledge, she has always had short, stumpy legs. Even Howard Stern noticed when he was talking to Fred Durst about their fling that she had cankles.
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Britney Spears does not have a great body.Nor a great face.After seeing the untouched papparazzi pictures of her I am shocked to see what she really looks like.The magazines really are a world of make believe.Its not right if you ask me.Its all just smoke and mirrors.
Britney Spears is fuckin ugly.BUTT UGLY.
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i love her six-pack in the 2nd photo ;)
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Does Britany ever go home? I mean seriously, is she living out of hotels now? By the looks of her she ought to be staying at the motel 6! She's too young to have 'rolls' falling over knees. and a couple of cruches wouldnt kill her either.
and for a person who had a knee injury not too long agao, I guess it healed up quick.
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All I have to say is "who cares?" Obviously we do. But not really. But yes we do. But not really. Hmmm. Anyway, Brittany doesn't give two figs about what all of us think about her. She is a young woman, prone to making her own choices, she isnt helping my life out one bit and I love seeing pics of her doing her thing. I think I would be interested in pretty much anyone who takes that much time and effort at being "bad" doing their thing as well. She is the ultimate cutesy pie dollface who will hopefully settle down one day, have a bunch of kids, and never be in the limelight ever again. If we are lucky.
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Is that a Starbucks dome-lid and green straw I see thrust between Kevy's legs in the second pic?
Why I do believe so yes...
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triple 5 roll
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I think she looks like she is dancing in the first pic. i mean look at her heel. In the second pic she has the uglyest face. I don't think anyone should look up to or follow Britany Spears. She is a bunch of trash. Plus i think that in the second pic she looks like she has a huge belly role. EWWWWWWWWW!
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i defenently think brittany spears is the complete opposite of a role model.
I wonder who she's on the phone with. mabey her doctor telling her to sit down. It really did heal fast. probly cause she needs to go to the ER every time she breaks a nail.
she is totally from the 90s and u can tell when she tells the camera man talk to the hand in the 2nd pic
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OOOOOPS....It hasn't gone away.....
Britney Spears Sued in $10 Million Trademark Infringement Action in Connection with Her "In The Zone" CD and Related Concert Activities.
It may be her perogative, but, not her Brand!?
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Well... I actually like britney Spears... so there haha. Maybe she is fat outside of magazines and TV but hey how many people have the perfect body? otherwise she is beautiful and I'm jealous :)
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She looks hot, I don't care what you motherfuckers say about her, ya'll are just hating anyways, we all have hang-ups why is it so important to talk about hers, she still can rock the stage, and everybody wants to know that latest about britney spears, why? because she is da shit, I'm not against her, I'm for her. She is the only girl that made it, and made it fast, look at Jlo, her ass didn't get it, ha ha
i'm proud of Brtney Spears, do the damm thing, girl, your da shit.
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She looks hot, I don't care what you insecure people say about her, ya'll are just hating anyways, we all have hang-ups why is it so important to talk about hers, she still can rock the stage, and everybody wants to know that latest about britney spears, why? because she is da shit, I'm not against her, I'm for her. She is the only girl that made it, and made it fast, look at Jlo, her ass didn't get it, ha ha
i'm proud of Brtney Spears, do the damm thing, girl, your da shit.
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She looks hot, I don't care what you insecure people say about her, ya'll are just hating anyways, we all have hang-ups why is it so important to talk about hers, she still can rock the stage, and everybody wants to know that latest about britney spears, why? because she is da bomb, I'm not against her, I'm for her. She is the only girl that made it, and made it fast, look at Jlo, she even didn't get it, ha ha
i'm proud of Brtney Spears, do the damm thing, girl, your da shit.
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Give her a break!
She is human just like us. Human is imperfect. I am not taking side, but all the comments are inhumane. Just look at yourself before making those comments. The fact that she is famous, people takes that opportunity to say bad things about her. It will not stop. What we had seen is a normal body and that is fabulous. She is not ashamed of showing the ‘bad side’ of her. If she is too perfect, then people will start saying she is doing plastic surgery or something. Oh come on…
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Im sorry my brainwashed ones but britney is not a prodigy or anything she is just human. The thing i don't like that britney does alot is claim she has 'talent' when there is clearly none to be seen. She says she sings in live performances which is false. You will always see on the magazine headlines.. "Britney Spears, diet hell!" or "Britney Spears! Married again?!" or "Britney Spears! are those breast real?", i think the media should leave her alone about her weight, breast and personal decisions in life. All humans have imperfections and Britney is no exceptions :)
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HEY GUYS! I AM OBSESSED WITH BRITNEY. I GOT BRITNEY T-SHIRTS SAME SMOKES AS BRITNEY, THE SAME BOOZE SHE DRINKS I EVEN GOT A JAR WITH HER EAR WAX IN IT!!! omg she is sooooooooo totally hot man i get hard cock over her!
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All I know about those pics is if britney spears looks that fat in a bikini, I need to stay the hell out of them.. jeez
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she's so hot n pretty n normal n real.if u'll write this comments about n hate her to that point u r not obligat to watch her photoes. she's a human but u guys are jealous n sick anyway i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv u brit.go on
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what u people are so stupid why in the hell are u talking about someone u dont know get a fuckin life i didnt mean to go to this page and briteny doesnt have cankles she has nice legs i bet every one of u people have ugly legs or a big nose so why dont u stop
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nice photoes
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i wanna fuck the ass of britney spears. please send me her email address
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Her fucked up tit job is trully a shame.
The apple doesn't fall far from the trailer.
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