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July 8, 2004

Cameron Diaz Video Highlights

I took a look at the video (for work, mind you), and once you get over seeing a teenage Miss Diaz topless, it's pretty tame.

The best part comes eight minutes in...

Cameron: (joking to camera) Hi mom, I'm coming home in just a couple of days, okay? Don't worry about me ... (to crew) Can i have a cig-a-rette?

As Cameron poses topless with S&M gear and a cigarette, the photographer offers some constructive criticism...

Photographer: See the one problem is, keep your bottom up higher. I don't wanna see the stomach in between, you know what I mean? OK, let's go. I want you hot and sexy. Turn it on, go. Give me an edge. See, what we gotta do though in this shot, is you gotta create an EDGE so it's not so posey looking, you know? Otherwise, it's like a damn centerfold or something ... You can clench your fists. You have to give me SOMETHING. Go, go, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Everytime ... power. Attitude attitude attitude attitude. Go. Attitude baby! Bite your lip. Do something!"

And that, my friends, is how Cameron Diaz learned how to act.

Oh, at one point she perks up her nipples with a can of compressed air ("Whoa! Look at how big they got!") -- but before you judge, remember Susan Sarandon probably did the same thing in her first porn movie.

Posted at 5:46 PM




4 Comments

I don't get the compressed air thing. Huh? She, like, inserts them in her nipples? ow! ew! huh? What? I DON'T GET IT but it still sort of hurts to think about.

Posted by: lindsay at 07/09/04 2:40 PM | Reply
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She doesn't put air in her nipples, I would guess that the compressed air is cold and makes her nipples hard so they stand out more.

Posted by: Greg at 07/16/04 12:29 PM | Reply
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if anyone knows where i can download this video or other celeb vids for free can u email me. or email me the video at least. thanks

Posted by: John at 09/29/04 9:32 PM | Reply
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I LOVE YOU

Posted by: ferhat at 01/29/05 7:31 PM | Reply
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