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January 6, 2005

Can Britney Use An Ipod?

All signs point to maybe.

 
 

Posted at 1:17 PM




59 Comments

Her roots look terrible.

Posted by: Kate at 01/06/05 1:19 PM | Reply
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she, in general, looks terrible.

Posted by: Jennifre at 01/06/05 1:33 PM | Reply
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no, that's the best her hair has ever looked.

Posted by: diz at 01/06/05 1:42 PM | Reply
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Who wears jewelry at the gym?

Posted by: Lisa at 01/06/05 1:43 PM | Reply
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I'm just waiting for her celebrity playlist...

Posted by: Janelleleo at 01/06/05 1:57 PM | Reply
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remember that the t-shirt says "blonde"

Posted by: jojo at 01/06/05 2:27 PM | Reply
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Please...Please... go away you no talent hack.

Posted by: Jeffrey at 01/06/05 2:52 PM | Reply
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she's all like, "i can't her maself in this here ipod." and then they guy is all, "no, it's not like a cel phone. it's like a walkman." and she's all, "ha ha ha, i am SO DUMB."

Posted by: e at 01/06/05 3:03 PM | Reply
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Why is her mouth always gaping open?

Posted by: Christiane at 01/06/05 3:23 PM | Reply
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what happened to blondes being "overexposed"? she contradicts herself with her stupid t-shirts. Dumb ass

Posted by: andy at 01/06/05 3:24 PM | Reply
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what is up with those WILD pictures of her hysterically laughing all the time. i think she has gone insane. literally. just wild hyena laughing now.

Posted by: ellie at 01/06/05 3:34 PM | Reply
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IPODS ARE NEAT!! *jumps up and down in a tank with no bra-- laughs histerically at nothing*

Posted by: Noah at 01/06/05 4:00 PM | Reply
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I think she has lockjaw.

Posted by: 311guy at 01/06/05 4:26 PM | Reply
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i would love to be at the gym & see her jump up & down w/o a bra.

Posted by: matt at 01/06/05 4:38 PM | Reply
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I bet Britney has more ipod knowledge than me. My ipod photo is still sitting in the box from Christmas, I know I'm retarted!

She always looks like she's having fun (laughing, singnature gaping mouth) 'cause she's in Loooove people.

Posted by: AlexisT at 01/06/05 5:42 PM | Reply
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"My Ipod's not working y'all!"

Posted by: Courtney at 01/06/05 6:56 PM | Reply
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Lay off the blow, Brit.

Posted by: lrc at 01/06/05 8:53 PM | Reply
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is that a mini ipod?

Posted by: cincin at 01/06/05 9:05 PM | Reply
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Every time I see that gaping-maw-laugh of hers I'm reminded of certain wildlife that unhinge their jaws in order to open their mouths wider, so they can eat prey that is larger than their head.

I'm just sayin.'

Posted by: Puddin' at 01/06/05 9:05 PM | Reply
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pretty sure it's a mini, cincin.

Posted by: cassie at 01/06/05 9:25 PM | Reply
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ok that first picture is precious.

Posted by: Brechi at 01/06/05 10:40 PM | Reply
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but it looks like she recruited someone cute to help her out

Posted by: Brechi at 01/06/05 10:40 PM | Reply
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for f***s sake already, who cares about britney, she's a redneck retard now. where's Lohan? heeheehee

Posted by: Thedeathoforiginality at 01/06/05 10:57 PM | Reply
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puddin' and 311guy, I laughed my head off at your comments.

Posted by: pippincat at 01/07/05 12:11 AM | Reply
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uugghhh... the death of ipods is now inevitable. Britney is now using them. yuk.

Posted by: madonna at 01/07/05 1:48 AM | Reply
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Hmm. Looks like she's stopped taking the sedatives.

Posted by: Brit at 01/07/05 6:24 AM | Reply
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HAHAHAHAHA. 311guy's comment made me laugh out loud in the middle of BCIS class...

Posted by: Brent at 01/07/05 9:02 AM | Reply
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Yea her hair actually looks better than it has in a while...

She looks like a psychopath when she laughs like that

Posted by: al at 01/07/05 9:28 AM | Reply
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britney sucks!!!
i wonder why Fedreline really wants to get marry her with her. what is she thinking?? practising her singing in gym??

Posted by: darlalina at 01/07/05 9:39 AM | Reply
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Darlalina, are you mildly retarded?

Posted by: Piper at 01/07/05 10:43 AM | Reply
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Does she not ever remove her makeup at night?

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 01/07/05 10:49 AM | Reply
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"Oh god what is this horriable music y'all"! "This is soooo bad what is this...... the girl singing sounds like a shrunken head midget...this sucks!"(man at the computer) "ahh Brit this is your new single Mona Lisa." Brit laughing "Oh man without pro tools I totally suck!"

Posted by: Grimmone at 01/07/05 2:24 PM | Reply
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She's listening to herself. We know the guy. Its his iPod and she borrowed it because she was getting bored working out.

Posted by: Fairmont at 01/07/05 3:05 PM | Reply
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Fairmont, is there truth to what you say?

I think we should note that this is a picture of her working out...which just adds fuel to what we've heard about a new album.

New album = new tour? Let's hope!

Posted by: marelis at 01/07/05 4:00 PM | Reply
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Her mouth is seriously fucking frightening.

Posted by: PJ at 01/07/05 4:50 PM | Reply
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AlexisT, I'll gladly take that ipod off your hands for you!!

Posted by: Jennifer at 01/07/05 5:19 PM | Reply
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Have you ever noticed that her mouth is always open? Like she is ready to suck a .....

Posted by: Joe at 01/07/05 7:38 PM | Reply
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check it, ad for brit brit's new perfume...Federline.

hahaha

http://www.worldofbritney.net/britneysnewperfume.mp3

Posted by: hahaha at 01/07/05 8:05 PM | Reply
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She looks so confused in that third pic. Haha. I wonder if that's really HER iPod. Because if Britney is only willing to buy an iPod mini, what the hell are the rest of us thinking buying 40GB?!

Posted by: Amused at 01/08/05 2:32 AM | Reply
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And oh, thanks for wearing that shirt. Really clears up the confusion. It's mind-numbingly difficult to visually distinguish what color your hair is, and on top of that the blonde locks in every one of your videos also make it very difficult to tell.

Posted by: Amused at 01/08/05 2:36 AM | Reply
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we all know she's a gimpish talentless hack, but still 99.9999% of straight men/lesbians would give up a lot to slip one up her. don't deny it, we all know you would tv/film hotness is different to real life hotness. hell, just look at the gilr who you are boning and some of the famous people who you say you would turn down...
i would dearly love to squirt sex wee up in her eyes anyday

Posted by: withnail at 01/08/05 3:31 AM | Reply
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Doesn't she have her own gym in her 7 million dollar house????

Posted by: anna at 01/08/05 10:32 AM | Reply
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What A Sponge!

Posted by: Len at 01/08/05 4:23 PM | Reply
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she LOVES flashing crazy looks for the camera. she's a freak.

Posted by: ari at 01/08/05 5:04 PM | Reply
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Reminds me of that Beavis & Butthead episode when they tried to talk on they pagers (cuz they thought it was a cellphone)

Posted by: Kyle at 01/08/05 6:50 PM | Reply
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Thats not her Ipod its her trainers. And if it is, she probably got one in every color. The bitch got money the 40 gigabyte one is with Jacob the Jeweler his putting pink diamond all over the ipod.

Posted by: Sam at 01/08/05 10:01 PM | Reply
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best site ever:
http://www.hopeinamerica.com/

Posted by: nina at 01/09/05 9:19 PM | Reply
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I don't understand why everyone is all voer Britney about looking terrible. If I had people taking pictures of me every single minute of my life i'm sure they would get some that had me looking like shit.

Posted by: AJ at 01/10/05 2:22 AM | Reply
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She looks good in the second photo, almost like Marilyn Monroe, but in the last photo she's back in full-on T-Rex mode.

Posted by: Jenny at 01/10/05 2:22 PM | Reply
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she looks retarded in these pictures...literally.

Posted by: arashmaharr at 01/15/05 4:25 PM | Reply
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Great guestbook!


Regards.


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Posted by: News at 02/08/05 11:10 PM | Reply
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Great guestbook!


Regards.


entertainment :: sports :: jobs and carreers ::
shopping :: internet :: games ::
computers

Posted by: News at 02/09/05 1:42 AM | Reply
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(escorts)

Posted by: escorts at 02/12/05 12:03 PM | Reply
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I thought her 15 minute had expired?

Posted by: ipod at 02/14/05 3:05 AM | Reply
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Good Site.


Regards, Bobby

Posted by: Bobby at 02/14/05 9:39 PM | Reply
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Britney's exactley what I like for 3 meals a day !

Posted by: Jim Perdue at 01/10/06 5:52 PM | Reply
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London-born rapper Sway is to be honoured at the BET Hip-Hop awards in the US...

Posted by: Drew Barber at 11/12/06 9:41 AM | Reply
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all you people out there who dislikes Brittney.has their own opinion.but i tell you girls this,she can really give head,and she's tight

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