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May 7, 2007

They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab, And She Became The Next Pussy Galore

Reports out of the UK have Amy Winehouse all but confirmed to play the next Bond girl in the yet-to-be-filmed sequel to Casino Royale. And as we know, this sort of rumor is always true! So, get excited. The story's source told Britain's News Of The World:

She's perfect for the role because she's the embodiment of the retro glamor of the original movies.
The source went on, "Ya know they used to name drinks after Bond girls, right? This is all about bringing that back. You know, the glamor." Anyway, she's gonna need a good Bond girl name. Whatcha got?

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am i the only one who thinks amy winehouse is really odd looking? i don't mean ugly (necessarily) and i'm not objectifying women thankyouverymuch. however. she looks really confusing. who is she? what are those fake eyelashes doing?

Posted by: womyn at 05/07/07 2:15 PM  | Reply
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You mean "Amy Winehouse" isn't Bond Girl-esque enough?

Posted by: Underclassed at 05/07/07 2:21 PM  | Reply
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40046000/jpg/_40046292_amy_winehouse_arr_300pa.jpg

I'm going to go ahead and say no. Not Bond girl material. Sorry Amy.

Posted by: Bart at 05/07/07 2:33 PM  | Reply
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No way she's a Bond Girl.... You must have mistaken Bond with Powers.... as in Austin... Powers.... that would be much more appropriate (Beyonce and all...).

Posted by: NO! at 05/07/07 2:40 PM  | Reply
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That sucks. The last Bond movie was good and modern. Now they are going back to the tongue-n-cheek shit? Personally, I think Eva Green is the best example of what a Bond girl should be now.

So a name for Winehouse? I'm not that creative, but it should be something that includes "sucks a lot".

Posted by: Fredo at 05/07/07 2:44 PM  | Reply
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100% Bullshit.

Posted by: KingHater at 05/07/07 2:48 PM  | Reply
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Obviously false. What, all of a sudden James Bond lowers his standards and develops a taste for kinda nasty-looking headcases? Is he a blogger now too?

Not to mention, she'll be forgotten by the time the next Bond is released.

Posted by: Bugs Meany at 05/07/07 2:58 PM  | Reply
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my vote for bond name is Booby Shambles. you know you love it.

Posted by: tommy at 05/07/07 3:02 PM  | Reply
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She looks like a tranny on a budget...an expensive retro budget but still on a budget none the less.

I'm seeing her tonight w00t w00t

Posted by: w00tw00t at 05/07/07 3:03 PM  | Reply
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I suspect this is from the same source who last week revealed Kylie Minogue is going to play a temptress in the Christmas special of Dr Who. Which came as a surprise to Russell T Davies, who hadn't written any such part into the script, largely because he'd not written the script.

Posted by: Simon at 05/07/07 3:06 PM  | Reply
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w00tw00t is right.

When I first saw her I thought, "Who IS that guy?"

Nice pipes, though.

Posted by: Skatelip at 05/07/07 3:16 PM  | Reply
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Trannie Galore?

Posted by: iburl at 05/07/07 3:19 PM  | Reply
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I like to think of the British press as one big practical joke on the world. It's about half a step above The Onion in integrity but much funnier in a terribly sad way.

This makes NME the hyperactive, half-retarded brother.

Posted by: Yarrr at 05/07/07 3:55 PM  | Reply
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Way too mannish.

Scissor Sisters video? Sure! Bond girl? Ew.

Posted by: Liz at 05/07/07 3:57 PM  | Reply
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overrated and cracked out.

Posted by: frankie at 05/07/07 4:12 PM  | Reply
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Idratha Lissentu DeSupremes

Posted by: iburl at 05/07/07 4:13 PM  | Reply
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i'm tired of this blog.

Posted by: d at 05/07/07 4:14 PM  | Reply
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Nipplewhore McBreastvag.

And I doubt this is true.

Posted by: Matthew at 05/07/07 4:29 PM  | Reply
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she can sing the theme to the new bond...that would be hottness, really. As for being 007's objecto de lust...I can't see it.

I concur, womyn, she is incredibly odd-looking.

Posted by: Xlynn at 05/07/07 4:31 PM  | Reply
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ive said this before and l will say it again keep your comments about our artists to your fat little selfs

Posted by: jimbo78 at 05/07/07 4:39 PM  | Reply
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I don't understand why everyone fawns all over her singing. She's really not that amazing. Is it because she's white?

Posted by: anonymo at 05/07/07 5:05 PM  | Reply
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Didn't Bond do the trannie thing already?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0876302/

Posted by: Gary at 05/07/07 5:36 PM  | Reply
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Way too fugly.

Radiohead should sing the next Bond theme.

Posted by: Dom at 05/07/07 6:36 PM  | Reply
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please no...

Posted by: dabean at 05/07/07 7:03 PM  | Reply
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bond girl name = Methy Smellydrawers

Posted by: clashed at 05/07/07 7:19 PM  | Reply
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Beefstick Sundress

Posted by: Dan at 05/08/07 1:54 AM  | Reply
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Crystal Pastramitwat

Posted by: voteordie at 05/08/07 10:41 AM  | Reply
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There are a million other "Retro Fashion" beauties who make a much stronger case for the next Bond girl. I do like Amy Winehouse as a singer, however, not as a Bond girl.

Posted by: Comedy Blog at 05/08/07 1:29 PM  | Reply
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She looks weird because she's so thin from all the coke she does, but her face is really wide and her hair is so big. It makes her seem like a Blythe doll.

Posted by: Sarah at 05/08/07 2:12 PM  | Reply
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How about Hortence Chiclet-Teeth?

Posted by: Jerk at 05/08/07 3:46 PM  | Reply
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Sharon Needles?
Hedda Lettuce?

Posted by: VaughnTX at 05/08/07 3:51 PM  | Reply
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Isn't pathetic the change in image she went through from her first album to her second?

Posted by: Eduardo at 05/08/07 11:35 PM  | Reply
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Her name should be Dude Looks Like A Lady.

Posted by: abe at 05/09/07 3:26 AM  | Reply
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