Ryan Lott, aka multi-instrumental anticon electro-sound sculptor/singer Son Lux offers a remix of "A Little Bit Of Feel Good" that doesn't involve seducing a unicorn lady. Bummer! It also doesn't include a bevy of dancing mimes for Lidell to heal with his sweet sounds or much of the instrumentation from Jim's lead track, actually. Which is why it's more than fitting it arrived to us retitled "Just The Sound Of Your Voice." Yes, you are the "your," Jamie, and it's plenty of your voice.
It isn't Gene with Shannon Tweed ... looks more like an extra from The Sound Of Music. And we're not just saying that because the woman's Austrian. Her name's Elsa and she's a spokesperson for Frank's Energy Drink Girls, which Gene also, uh, plugs. (Energy drinks, yes ... can't wait for the Late Night punchlines.) As far as we can tell from the clips, you don't get to see Simmons's extra long tongue put to much inventive use or action. He doesn't even take his shirt off. Hopefully he was at least wearing a KISS-brand condom. NSFW photos and a link to the trailer after the jump.
The Stripes may have canceled their tour due to Meg's "acute anxiety," but it looks like maybe she's found some ways of relieving it. Of course, when we asked y'all for suggestions about what could've caused the duress, we had no idea of a pending (and perhaps involuntary) release of a home sex tape -- um, precisely the sort of thing that could fuck with one's nerves. NSFW screengrab awaits...
TMZ watched it! And they have a little non-graphic excerpt for us: Check it out.
TMZ adds: "The tape begins with Diamond in a bathtub, narrating what's to come. It ends with Diamond introducing one of the women to a 'Dirty Sanchez.' Suffice it say, it is unbelievably graphic."
What's interesting (beyond the WTF value) is that this celebrity porn wasn't stolen. And it's not a publicity stunt. Screech just needs the money. Incidentally, on that site you can download a ringtone with: "This is Dustin Diamond. Please buy a T-shirt from getdshirts.com. I really don't wanna do porn." That nugget via Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, which claims the whole foreclosure story is a publicity stunt!
Anyway, back to the sex tape.
What does this have to do with music you ask? Duh. Did you not know Dustin Diamond plays (played?) bass for indie rockers Salty The Pocketknife?! Have a listen. They're really quite terrible.
Thanks Flaunting It for pointing us to the two songs Eddie Van Halen's composed for Sacred Sin, Michael Ninn's forthcoming adult film we talked about last month.
"I'm working with a friend - very simple. I like his work. Michael Ninn is like Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just sensual," Eddie explained.
Seriously, check 'em out. It's the best stuff Eddie's done since never. Actually I haven't heard Van Halen 3, so you'll have to tell me how these tunes stack up. "Catherine" sounds more Lifetime Original Movie than porn soundtrack, but at least it's not bluegrass.
"By this letter, Mr. Stapp demands that you remove immediately the video clip from all websites that stereogum.com or any related entity owns or controls."
OK, Stapp -- you win this time (remember, this guy beat up 311; we don't wanna see him in court). The YouTube clip has been removed. Good luck getting it off the rest of the Internet. I hope this ends in flowers.
Well, they're not having sex with each other, but it's still nauseating. AVN Reports...
The never-before-seen video is 45 minutes long and features Kid Rock and Stapp partying and receiving oral sex from several of their groupies while touring nearly six years ago.
Fleshbot's dug up a NSFW preview on YouTube "if you dare."
[YouTube Video Preview Removed At Mr. Stapp's Request]
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