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July 7, 2005

Celebreality On VSpot

Broadband pop culture network, blah, blah, blah... Sorry, PC only.

Surreal Life 5
Watch the entire episode now before Sunday's premiere. Janice and Omarosa don't play nice. Big surprise is Balki is a huge pervert. No one's too excited about Jose.
CAST: Janice Dickinson, Jose Canseco, Pepa, Bronson Pinchot, Omarosa, Caprice, Carey Hart.

Hogan Knows Best
Wrestler dad is superoverprotective. Aspiring popstar Brooke goes on her first date and Terry (Hulk) plants a fucking tracking device in her car!
CAST: Hulk, wife, kids.

Celebrity Fit Club 2
Gary Busey is insane, constantly spouting alien anagrams and inspirational nonsense. Buddy from Charles In Charge is pretty nuts too.
CAST: Gary Busey, Jackée, Willie Aames, Tocarra Jones, Phil Margera, Jani Lane, Victoria Jackson, Wendy Kaufman.

Lots of cool music stuff to view as well, obvs. Enjoy.

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20 Comments

I know I'm out of the loop, but, uh, who's Caprice?

Posted by: Ben at 07/07/05 1:35 PM | Reply
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caprice is hot. thats who.

Posted by: Irish Mike at 07/07/05 1:36 PM | Reply
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BOOO! on VH1 for no mozilla, netscape, or firefox support!! You could at least just show me the message that you didn't code for anything other than IE and then let me try to get around anyway. Shame on you!

Posted by: brooks at 07/07/05 1:48 PM | Reply
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Who's putting the "Celebrity" in "Celebrity Fit Club 2"? I've never heard of any of those people. Is that normal?

Posted by: sarah at 07/07/05 1:59 PM | Reply
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"Hogan Knows Best"???

I think I read in Revelations that when Hulk Hogan has his own reality show that the chariots of fire would come down and strike everyone involved with it dead.

Posted by: loveanddeath at 07/07/05 2:10 PM | Reply
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cnn - london bombings put that as well

Posted by: m83 at 07/07/05 2:25 PM | Reply
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Seriously, I'm not trying to be a wet blanket, but I agree with M83-- not one mention of the goings on in London? Even Doug from skeetonmischa mentioned it (below a pic of Gary Coleman, but still)...

Posted by: Dan at 07/07/05 2:51 PM | Reply
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wow, so phil margera is now a star?? incredible. it's one thing to become famous by drinking piss and breaking your bones, but now you can be famous by being the person that they beat up on. i guess i can't complain too much, i do enjoy watching phil margera, and is actually probably one of the reasons i want to watch. sad.

Posted by: the rpc at 07/07/05 4:10 PM | Reply
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"Seriously, I'm not trying to be a wet blanket, but I agree with M83-- not one mention of the goings on in London?"

My heart goes out to the people of London, but I understand why Scott might now want to post about it here. It's not exactly the right place for it. The site, imo, is pretty much pop culture. Personally, I stop here for a reprive from all the nastiness going on in the world (I'm sure there are others who do to).

/my 2 cents

Posted by: N at 07/07/05 4:33 PM | Reply
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ooops... reprieve

Posted by: n at 07/07/05 4:34 PM | Reply
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Isn't Buddy aka Tommy from Eight is Enough a serious born again christian? And isn't Gary Busey as well? That is going to make for some pretty interesting television, and what would make that show even better and even more car wreck TV is if instead of Phil it was Don Vito!

Posted by: Grimmone at 07/07/05 5:09 PM | Reply
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new sufjan stevens track, care of NPR;
http://anon.npr-mp3.speedera.net/anon.npr-mp3/atc/20050706_atc_godbird.mp3
i think its called the great god bird?

Posted by: connor steven at 07/07/05 5:53 PM | Reply
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why is snapple wendy back? she lost a good bit last season. maybe they were thirsty?

Posted by: mochajavamama at 07/07/05 5:56 PM | Reply
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Good point, N, and I understand where youre coming from. Just sayin' a lil "Hold your head, London" or something isn't that hard... but I do understand what you mean about escaping the nastiness.

Posted by: Dan at 07/07/05 6:54 PM | Reply
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""Hold your head, London" or something isn't that hard..."

True, maybe an appropiate mp3...

Posted by: N at 07/07/05 7:08 PM | Reply
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What's happened in London is an awful thing and I don't mean to sound like a callous dick, but why should special mention be made of this? There are awful things that happen throughout the world every day. Should Scott give some shout out condolences to every part of the world anytime that something unfortunate happens?

Posted by: Dale at 07/07/05 7:32 PM | Reply
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Gummer can't comment on London, he's to busy looking for a new job in the country....

Posted by: Yale Bloor at 07/07/05 7:59 PM | Reply
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i have been going on www.celebreality.com. it's a fun site, with this cool celebrity psychic thing, thats dead on. check it out.

Posted by: rr345621 at 07/27/05 12:17 AM | Reply
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hey i can not belive that labor day is tommorrow

Posted by: Allison at 09/03/06 4:25 PM | Reply
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My faverite episods of the Sureal life was when the famous rap star Vanilla Ice was on. I heard it was suppose to be on this sunday.

Posted by: Kayla Edgecomb at 01/24/07 2:13 PM | Reply
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