To Whom It May Concern:
Yo, who's been stealing at my goat? Seriously, not cool. Give it back if you know what's good for you. Word to your mother, Vanilla Ice
Related: Mary-Kate, please give back my bedskirt (via Ultragrill).
Posted at 2:44 PM
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Man, I totally HATE IT when I'm driving, minding my own business, and then some crazy wallaroo starts attacking my Chrysler. That's why i always drive with a loaded gun.
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Why do MK & Ashley carry 1000 things at all times? They are always overloaded with JUNK. Get that shit out of here.. yo.
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Looks like Mary-Kate has been watching too many episodes of the "Cosby Show" on Nick at Nite. She's trying to copy Denise Huxtable (Lisa Bonet)'s look.
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I'm seriously worried. If she puts one more dimebag -- I mean, dime -- in that purse, it's going to tip her over.
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she looks more like mrs.roper from three's company.
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Maybe Mary-Kate is in disguise?
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what'n the hell, bobby? she looks so g'damn cracked out. constantly. what gives?
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Damn if I passed some skanky looking girl like that in the village I would throw some spare change in her starbucks.
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Word to the Mrs. Roper comment.
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I live in southern Florida and the local news ran a story on the runaway goat and "kangaroo" (as they called it) in Port St. Lucie. At first everyone wondered why a kangaroo would be wandering the streets, with a goat, but now I understand. I'd run from Vanilla Ice's backyard, too.
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When she goes into Starbucks, do you think the clerk asks for her name? It's like, DUH.
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She's starting to dress like Kirstie Alley did as K was getting fat.
But here's a hint, MK: KIRSTIE DRESSED LIKE THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS FAT!!!
*You* could even wear a pair of jeans. Or fewer than 5 shirts. Kicky!
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If Mary Kate did wear clothes that fit her she would look like some bony chick from National Geographic. She would look even more horrible and scare children.
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Look, ladies....if you are under 5'5", DO NOT WEAR LONG SKIRTS! You will only look like a gnome. Leave the long, billowy skirts to the taller girls.
Thank you,
Fashion Police of America
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Check out this web site about Mary Kate. It's a rip off Pac-man called "crack-man" you will die laughing.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/olsens_crackman.asp
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that aint no bedskirt, thats a fitted sheet! (see the elastic edge?) do i personally have to take you to bb&b?
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I doubt she would buy her fitted sheet skirt at bb&b. She has enough money she probably bought it at the home section of Bloomingdale's or something.
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That coffee Mary-Kate is drinking is bigger than her head.
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she's so little!
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One of the best pieces of advice I was ever given was "Son...never try to eat anything bigger than your head."
I wonder if the same goes for drinking, though?
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Can't you people give a talentless billionairess a break?! I personally am delighted to get a shity fourteen dollar and 18 cent residual check every month or so from having written on their LAST (god willing) TV SHOW. What a wonderful three weeks of work that was. Thanks girls! I'm looking forward to the inevitable release of your sex tape.
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These goats are retarded.
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Yes, Jack: Mr. Show resets revealed.
Next, Senor Van Winkle will start a campaign to legalize tomatoes.
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Why didn't anyone mention that bike that's going to be crushed by the car in the background of MK?
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mwah-ha ha ha
take that u evilstreet vendors tempting me with your bagels with schmear pretzels and nuts 4 nuts—i have my gigantic anti-food turquiose ring which deflects my need for food! bwahahah take that
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Somewhere in Southern California Ryan Star is letting her pariot loose and making it say "I'm a rocker, I'll be a sell out if I sing pop!"
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LOL! I'm still getting over that last name
"Van Winkle"
who's his daddy? "Rip"?
maybe the cousin would be rumplestilskin..
alright enough.
and poor Mary-Kate...I know it's cold in NY but damn whats up with the comforter??!! LOL
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