Joanna Newsom, Environmentalists Sell Us HSBC Accounts
After the ascension of Devendra & Co., when I hear "freak folk" I hear "bank," so even though Joanna distanced herself from that "soulless, mindless, watered-down, image-obsessed, artless stab at John Fahey or Marc Bolan or Karen Dalton or Donovan or Vashti Bunyan," it's not surprising to find The Milk-Eyed Mender's closer "Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie" selling us checking accounts. It's a beautiful song, and the commercial tries to use it to a super emo degree. Still, it's not quite clear how this will get me to open an account at HSBC. The basic storyline: Environmentalists are protesting a group of lumberjacks about to chop down some old, big pines; it turns out one of the protesters "knows" one of the guys with one of the chainsaws. The final tagline: "We recognize how people value things differently. So what we learn from one customer helps us better serve another." You'll see.
(Via Videogum)
Of course the story takes place in the woods. Pretty dramatic. In this current economic situation you'd think she'd be happy her partner has a job, even if it does involve wrecking forests. As silly as it is, the commercial reminded me of the Newsom song, which I hadn't listened to in a while. Remember the beautiful finale? "I do as I please / Now I'm on my knees / Your skin is something that I stir into my tea / And I am watching you / And you are starry, starry, starry / And I'm tumbling down / And I check a frown / It's why I love this town / Well, just look around / Just see me serenaded hourly / And celebrated sourly / And dedicated dourly / Waltzing with the open sea / Clam, crab, cockle, cowrie / Oh will you just look at me." OK, we will.
Posted at 10:27 AM by brandon in Commercial Appeal, Video
Tags: Joanna Newsom
wow. that was random.
and why would someone bring a baby to a protest? crazy hippies. but bonus points for the guy dressed up as a bear tackling someone.
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i always took it as
wife protests trees getting cut down
husband is a logger
wife gets arrested
husband bails wife out because being a logger allows them to have money
wife gets on motorcycle and realizes that its a good thing her husband has a job cutting down trees
join our bank
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Her boyfriend - the (hopefully formerly) brooding, sensitive Billy "Smog" Callahan - should be writing snappy sunshine pop songs if he's finger-banging that sweet nectar snatch.
"Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowry", indeed!
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gosh that was a bad commercial. i mean, it would have been a sweet music video. but this doesn't make me want to open up an account with HSBC.
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I've been hoping for some Joanna Newsom news, but of the "new music" variety, not the "old song in a commercial" variety. Please post accordingly, stereogum.
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Brandon-- "Clam, crap, cockle, cowrie"?
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Ha ha. That was a typo, not a value judgment. Fixed.
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man I thought Korean commercials were random. I was so lost the whole time.
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