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February 1, 2007

Nothing Says Cookies Like The Human League

You guys have been emailing about this one for the past week or so. A quartet of rather delicious looking chocolate chippers cruising with the top rolled down to "Don't You Want Me Baby"? Fucking terrible. The next California Raisins? Please no. One set of singing claymation edibles is enough for a lifetime. But while you're at it, why not use The Hold Steady's "Chips Ahoy!"? Sure it's about picking horses and being high, but The Hold Steady wuz robbed. Maybe their ex-buildingmates The Cloud Room could show 'em how it's done.

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Poor Jay-Hova. You know the New Jersey Nets, the basketball team he owns, like, 0.5% of? Just signed a sponsorship deal for their new stadium with Barclays, a bank founded with profits from the slave trade. Time for a boycott?....crickets.

Posted by: Gari N. Corp at 02/01/07 11:17 AM  | Reply
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This is an insanely fascinating and relevant post, thanks stereogum.

Posted by: Mark W. at 02/01/07 11:32 AM  | Reply
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the least you could do is copy and paste properly.

Posted by: (l)ay-z at 02/01/07 11:38 AM  | Reply
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"Yo, this one guys out to all my niggas in tha hood with diabetes! Brooklyn! Straight Insul-illin! Represent!"

Posted by: Anon at 02/01/07 12:22 PM  | Reply
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i would totally "relaunch" cherry coke for three mill.

Posted by: wade at 02/01/07 12:29 PM  | Reply
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Awww, Jigga! Youze a sellout, Jigga! Jigga wha? Jigga who? Sellout! First my son appears up on Sweetest of Sixteens, and now this! Man, we ain't got no street crib up in this piece! Cherry Coke? Jigga be eatin' on some creme brulee now, maaaaaaaan. How's it gonna come to this, Jigga? Just cuz yo album tanked and you dress like Mortimer from Trading Places doesn't mean you gotta get in bed with these Cherry Coke fools. Everybody knows the Cherry Coke in the can ain't no good, and that a real Jigga makes that stuff with straight Classic Coke and a good portion of the juice in da bottom of the maraschino cherry jar, yo! Come on, man, don't be frontin' like you don't got maraschino cherry jars in yo subzero fridge, 'cuz I been up in your yacht's kitchen and that thing is stocked with them jars, yo. Jigga's fridga rolls wit' the REAL kind of aformentioned cherry coke, not Coke Inc.'s pale imitation of that American sodajerk classic. For real, Jigga. Quit frontin'.

Posted by: L.A. Reid at 02/01/07 1:10 PM  | Reply
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im getting sick of seeing his ugly mug FLIPPIN EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: annie onymous at 02/01/07 2:03 PM  | Reply
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You know what's next? [Outlandish scenario.]

Posted by: scott at 02/01/07 2:39 PM  | Reply
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