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November 9, 2007

We Got The Meat!

Last night while watching Grey's Anatomy, we spotted a Holiday Target ad with a familiar, albeit slightly modified song in it. Maybe you caught it, too: Jim Noir, that English electro bedroom popster, has rewritten "My Patch" to help ring in the holidays. Who does he think he is, Sufjan? Via Ad Age:

In perhaps an unwitting nod to "Christmas Is All Around" from "Love Actually," Noir has taken his quirky, almost-antagonistic single "My Patch" and sprinkled it with plenty of holly and snow. What was once "If you ever step on my patch / I'll bring you down / I'll bring you down" is now hilariously "Holidays are times of magic / We're counting down / We're counting down."
This got us thinking about other songs that've been rewritten to sell things. So Jim Noir's jingle along with a few others from the past couple years after the jump.

PRODUCT: Target
ARTIST: Jim Noir
PITCH: "Holidays are times of magic, we're counting down"

PRODUCT: Outback Steakhouse
ARTIST: of Montreal
PITCH: "Let's go Outback tonight!"

PRODUCT: Kraft Crumbles
ARTIST: EMF
PITCH: "They're crumbelievable!"

PRODUCT: Swiffer
ARTIST: Devo
PITCH: "Swiff it!"

PRODUCT: Maxwell House
ARTIST: Madness
PITCH: "We only grow the finest beans..."

Love those Swiffer goth kids. Unfortunately we couldn't find any footage of the commercial that gave us our headline-- the Go-Go's "We Got The Beat" modified for Papa John's Pizza. Unsettling to hear a bunch of women yelling, "We got the meat"? Crumbelievable.

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LMFAO @ Crumbelievable! Oh man, I had forgotten about that one. That Outback Steakhouse bullshit is pretty unforgivable too. They all are.

Posted by: Clete at 11/09/07 4:04 PM  | Reply
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That Swiffer advert is pure gold! Did Devo/Mark Mothersbaugh re-record that? Sounds VERY MUCH like everyone's favourite Spudboy's.

And trust that annoying emo kid to let pretension get in the way of her mother completely outswiffing her! Go, Mom!

Posted by: Q. Are We Not Men? A. NAY! We Are, Swiffer! at 11/09/07 4:20 PM  | Reply
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I want to hear My Chemical Romance team up with a flooring company...

"Because one day, You'll need some, new carpet, or maybe even more, install some black parqueted."

I should get points for being first to write "parqueted" on a Stereogum comment.
DwD

Posted by: Dw. Dunphy at 11/09/07 4:27 PM  | Reply
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no dwd, you shouldn't.

Posted by: adrienne at 11/09/07 4:48 PM  | Reply
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Click here and get ready to laugh your ass off. 1982 Members Only jacket commercial. "Because when I put one on something happens." Yeah, your chances of getting laid drop by about 100%. Anthony Geary, what a cheese dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIzvdSqsvDw

Posted by: Clete at 11/09/07 5:07 PM  | Reply
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Points? What on Earth do you mean? Is this some type of new-fangled commenting diet regimen you're on, Dunphy?

Posted by: Question Mark at 11/09/07 7:28 PM  | Reply
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Actually, Question Mark, if I keep my comments that make an ass of myself under 200, I can have pizza tomorrow.

Oh, wait.


Damn.

That pizza's gonna be mighty dry...
DwD

Posted by: Dw. Dunphy at 11/09/07 11:41 PM  | Reply
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