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August 4, 2007

Lollapalooza '07: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz

Traversing Grant Park is draining when it's 140°, so Satellite Party provided an opportune time to get hydrated. But damn if it didn't seem Ash & Pete were on our tail. (We get delusional when we're thirsty.)

Miss Simpson's given us a lot to blog about over the years. Mr. Wentz, too. So don't act all surprised we wanted the couple's take on the forthcoming Cure LP. Pete's burly bodyguard didn't let us play paparazzi for long, though we'll try again tonight. We did manage a few surreptitious snaps before everyone on-site save Eddie Vedder headed to Daft Punk.


You're dying for a caption contest on that last pic, we know. OK, best comment gets his or her choice of Infinity On High CD or budget Brazilian rhinoplasty. Go!

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"here...look at this picture".

Posted by: stephen at 08/04/07 3:58 PM  | Reply
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Stephen, you're totally in the top 2 so far.

Posted by: scott at 08/04/07 4:07 PM  | Reply
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Other sites which "Ms. Simpson" and "Mr. Wentz" are oft blogged about:

Nickelodeon.com
E!online.com
TRL.com

Posted by: Mrs. Featherbottom at 08/04/07 4:17 PM  | Reply
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"Dude, look at these beaver shots of Ashlee that I took last night."

Posted by: Annie Leibowitz at 08/04/07 4:18 PM  | Reply
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hell yes Featherbottom.

p.s.- they're looking at gay Star Wars porn.

Posted by: juano at 08/04/07 4:31 PM  | Reply
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"He moves away from the mic to take a breath is why ... CHOCOLATE RAIN, get it?"

Posted by: Matt Matt at 08/04/07 4:41 PM  | Reply
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"No, dude, she's totally lip syncing. You can tell from this picture!"

Posted by: Matt at 08/04/07 4:46 PM  | Reply
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@Matt Matt: excellent!

Posted by: Greg at 08/04/07 4:47 PM  | Reply
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I am ashamed of my Wayfarers now...must go google pictures of Britt Daniel

Posted by: Bret Curry at 08/04/07 5:10 PM  | Reply
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"yeah... jessica is hotter"

Posted by: Sean at 08/04/07 5:33 PM  | Reply
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Wait, Ashley and Wentz are a couple now? Yeah,i guess that makes sense.

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"Pete, please don't tell me that i'm looking at a picture of your penis"

Posted by: Elliot at 08/04/07 5:44 PM  | Reply
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"What IS that?

Oh, a band."

Posted by: HeiaVincent at 08/04/07 7:44 PM  | Reply
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"This ain't a camera, it's a goddamn arms race."

Posted by: Cogsworth at 08/04/07 8:20 PM  | Reply
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"Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run arouuuund and desert youuuuuuu."

Posted by: Eugene at 08/04/07 9:10 PM  | Reply
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TEH KITTEHZ WUZ IN MAH DIGICAM

DELETIN OWR NEKKID GRUPEE PIKZ!

Posted by: Pussy Catlore at 08/04/07 11:34 PM  | Reply
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"no one's mouth is open in this picture so we aren't actually talking LOL"

Posted by: ali at 08/05/07 2:16 AM  | Reply
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dude, look at the camera I just stole from that chick, it's got nudes!

Posted by: DontPanic6x9 at 08/05/07 3:44 AM  | Reply
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"raybans are so hot right now. raybans"

Posted by: aja at 08/05/07 10:02 AM  | Reply
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"see, i told you her glasses are bigger than mine... "

Posted by: Rygun at 08/05/07 11:34 AM  | Reply
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"check out my wang."

Posted by: grover at 08/05/07 11:59 AM  | Reply
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"Much better than the ones hacked off my sidekick last year. Much better. "

Posted by: Amanda at 08/05/07 1:03 PM  | Reply
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"Okay, wow look at this one of Kate Hudson. Now here's Ashlee again. Isn't it uncanny? The rhinoplasty is a mysterious and wonderful thing."

Posted by: Stephen at 08/05/07 10:26 PM  | Reply
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Also saw Danny Masterson clearly visible from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' backstage.

Posted by: Apexa at 08/06/07 12:21 AM  | Reply
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And heres the blackmail picture I have of the clear channel CEO that secures me radio play....

Posted by: Bill at 08/06/07 1:16 AM  | Reply
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"dude, im telling you, daniel radcliffe is so much cuter!!"

Posted by: kaitlyn at 08/06/07 1:54 AM  | Reply
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Kaitlyn wins.

Though it's a pity she didn't bring up horses.

Posted by: Eugene at 08/06/07 2:19 AM  | Reply
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i really hate ashlee and i know every girl talks about how hot pete is yes i think hes hot but why is he going out with her he can have any girl he wonts well i just really wish thay dont get marryed in 2008 cuz on a website ashlee's dad said that pete and ashlee r getting marryed in 2008 but he really loves her but if she herts him ill finder and hert her and i wont be the only 1 out side her gate

Posted by: just some girl at 08/06/07 3:36 AM  | Reply
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Dear God, please let the above be sarcasm.

P.S. Thanks for the hot girlfriend who is way out of my league.

Lots of love,
Eugene

Posted by: Eugene at 08/06/07 4:25 AM  | Reply
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"i really hate ashlee and i know every girl talks about how hot pete is yes i think hes hot but why is he going out with her he can have any girl he wonts well i just really wish thay dont get marryed in 2008 cuz on a website ashlee's dad said that pete and ashlee r getting marryed in 2008 but he really loves her but if she herts him ill finder and hert her and i wont be the only 1 out side her gate"

Your comment makes me cry blood.

Posted by: Frayed Knot at 08/06/07 11:39 AM  | Reply
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Wow, my two least favorite people in one post

Posted by: Jonathan at 08/06/07 11:45 AM  | Reply
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@Eugene: You mean satire, not sarcasm. There's a difference. Learn it.

Posted by: Noah Webster at 08/06/07 1:39 PM  | Reply
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there's a difference!! LEarn it!!

Posted by: Ty at 08/06/07 2:31 PM  | Reply
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damn it! i bought wayfarers two summers ago as a tribute to the coolness of Bob Dylan now every fuckin half assed musician and celebutante in the u.s. wears them so whenever i go out in mine, i get "nice paris hilton shades" or "hey! fall out boy sunglasses!"

fuck you all, Bob Dylan sunglasses assholes!

Posted by: jdubs at 08/06/07 4:01 PM  | Reply
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learn it. there's a difference.

Posted by: sui at 08/06/07 4:34 PM  | Reply
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Noah, you're right. Wrote that at 4:30 in the morning without paying much attention.

Posted by: Eugene at 08/07/07 12:21 AM  | Reply
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woah! pete dude, ashlee simpson nudes now too.

Posted by: marissa at 08/07/07 12:37 AM  | Reply
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"Yes, you should definitely get that looked at."

Posted by: mike at 08/07/07 10:52 AM  | Reply
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Yeah Featherbottom. What is this - In Touch Magazine?

Posted by: micha at 08/07/07 12:29 PM  | Reply
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Dude, I snapped this pic of my penis last night. It's smaller in real life, don't get overwhelmed.

Posted by: charlotte at 08/08/07 2:31 PM  | Reply
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"Look at my new drapes! Arent they Hard core Punk Rock, like my pop band?"

Posted by: garrett at 08/09/07 8:40 PM  | Reply
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"This one's going on my myspace"

Posted by: Andie at 08/12/07 3:46 PM  | Reply
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which picture of my penis should i leak?

Posted by: abby at 08/21/07 2:51 PM  | Reply
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Did you notice that in those pix above, Pete and Ash were spotted togethe side by side only once?? and besides! Ash doesnt let Pete give his autograph to his girl fans when they walk on the street! How pathetic! She's afraid of losing him, so she freakin watches his back and makes those other girls just disappear! she must be self concience because if I were dating Pete, I'd RESPECT him and let him give away autographs to anybody girl or boy if I KNEW he loved me!! He must not love her, and she knows it!

Posted by: kimmy at 08/23/07 2:35 PM  | Reply
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what are you doing taking shots of your dick man? if you're not careful they'll end up on the net or something.

Posted by: phoebe at 08/27/07 2:16 AM  | Reply
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JOE: "what are you doing taking shots of your dick man? if you're not careful they'll end up on the net or something."

Posted by: phoebe at 08/27/07 2:17 AM  | Reply
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More of a question than a commentary...why are we all so fastinated by this?

Posted by: lauren at 09/10/07 6:16 PM  | Reply
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Dude! Is THAT Ashlee? She's nude!!

Posted by: Ashley V at 12/12/07 10:14 PM  | Reply
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no pues solo para desir que peter wentz es el amor de mi vida y que no voe andar con nadie que no sea peter wentz ok? espero peter y estes de lo mejor te amo!!!
eres lo mejor que me a pasado peter te amo!! te amo!!! te amo!!

mi msn:

diamantinablanca_12@hotmail.com

Posted by: tania at 08/15/08 7:12 PM  | Reply
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