The Life And Times Of Saul Hudson
Slash is set to pen his autobiography. This oughta be good. Via Blabbermouth:
Matthew Flamm of Crain's New York Business reports that former GUNS N' ROSES and current VELVET REVOLVER guitarist Slash just sold his autobiography to HarperCollins. The British born, California-raised axeman will work with writer Anthony Bozza, who helped MÖTLEY CRÜE drummer Tommy Lee pen his memoir, "Tommyland". The manuscript is due to be delivered in the fall.Let's play "Name Slash's Autobiography." Post your entry by Tuesday 2/27 at 6PM EST. Best title wins a copy of the book, whenever it comes out. Given how much Jack and Stoli the guitarist consumed through the '80s, we're thinking it may take awhile to piece together. Still, betcha it's out before Chinese Democracy.
UPDATE: And the book goes to ... Nick with his gem Appetite For Deconstruction. Granted, that's a better GN'R bio title than one for solely Slash, but it's so good that the publishers should just snatch it up! Nick, we'll be in touch and you'll get a copy when the book comes out. Congrats!
Posted at 12:32 PM in Contest
Tags: Guns N' Roses | Slash
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Slash and Burn
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It's going to be called "Paradise City" or something equally as stupid.
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"the jew who stole L.A."
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howabout "shut the f*%k up Axl".
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he should name it "Chinese Democracy" and beat axle to it.
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YES! I hope he talks about the one time in high school when we put the potato in Principal Pizza Faces Nova's exhaust pipe!!!
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O- yyeah the contest
"Rock N Roll is Dead" (i am sure wit my hit song and his wild story we are bound to out sell Bill Clinton's My Life)
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The Biography Incident?
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How about "What have you done for me lately?" because Slash hasn't done shit in the past 15 years except VW ads.
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Sh!t, all the albums to pun are nearly gone... how 'bout:
SLASH LIES
no, no, no, that's stupid...
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"Slash it... Slash it good."
Was that G'n'R or Devo? What are we talking about again?
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How bout... "Top Hat Full of Jack"
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"Slash I Can: 'The Other' Black Jew."
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"SLASH The Price of this Book in Half Three Weeks After It's On Sale!"
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Dr. Slashlove or How I learned to stop worrying and love heroin and porno stars
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The book should be called "Huh? What!"
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Appetite for Deconstruction?
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Men are from Mars, Slash is from Venus.
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Kordell Stewart
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LOADED GUN
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SAUL BELLOWS: A SLASH NONFICTION*
*ish
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"Stoli Good Night"
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how bout
"serial ciggerette" ??
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Slash's Literature Pit
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"it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"
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"all slash and no flash"
wait, why am I entering this? I don't really want the book... but I guess stereogum's recognition is in itself a prize...
I'm still sour I didn't win that beck drive.
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Crack up the wazoo... where "wazoo" means my hat
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Crack up the wazoo... where "wazoo" means my hat
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"Things Other People Told Me I Did, and Other Stuff I Think I Remember"
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"Axl is a Dildo"
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"A Lush Sound"
*An anagram for Saul Hudson that works quite well..
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"Slash: Blowin' My Top"
[with a jacket photo of his topper blasting off from his head with his limbs playfully akimbo]
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"Welcome to [Slash's] Jungle"
so effin' obvious... sorry y'all
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"Gunnin' Against Gravity: The Slash and Jack Daniels Story"
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Will there ever be another rainbow?
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Saul Hudson: Presented by Volswagen
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In GnR news, the album version of the first single, Better, has leaked. Meh.
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I would guess that most items in the book will be either remembered through a clouded mind or exaggerations. To keep integrity, the book should be mad libs.
Example: And this one time we _____ a chick with a ______ while shooting _____ and snorting _____.
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James Joyce's Saulysses
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"Sex, Drugs and...Yeah That's Pretty Much It."
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It's 5 Pages Somewhere
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Slashyland!
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"Slash, All the Memories: Ages 4 - 13"
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so who won this thing?
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Better Than Re-hab!
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"Why am I not dead yet?"
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your all wankers
whats wrong with him
your just jelous couse he got somewere in his life n u didnt
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y dont u all jhust get a life
slash is ace hes a god
u have just got fuck all else to do with your sad sad lifes
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grow up n do somthing with your f--kin lifes
slash is a god
n u cant stand to see that can u
as if u all send each other little emails
about peaple, GROW UP
WELL HES A F--KIN GOD
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I love you Slash ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
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I think all of you people who think slash was on drugs so much that he couldn't remember his name need to go fuck yourselves up the ass with a fuckin jackhammer all you assholes need to shut the fuck up
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that's right...slash has more cool (not to mention talent and fame and money) in his little toe than any of you people doggin' him could ever hope to achieve. what's he done the last 15 years?!? where've you been - under a rock? CLUELESS! geez
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slash of course is a rock god. he's the best guitar player ever.
In the past 15 years he formed two awesome bands, slash's snakepit and velvet revolver.
The other day he was in argentina and he showed us that not only is he a great perfomer but he also has GLAMOUR, and thatz something u'll never ever have faggotz. So as far as i'm concerned u can put a stick up in your ass and disguise yourself as a lolipop.
And if you don't know what slash has done during the past 15 years is because you no nothin' 'bout rock and u r a pop music bitch piece of shit.while u were postin' your opinion slash was counting millons.
Get yourself a life a go to the britney spears website.
welcome to the jungle.
argentina n' slash ruleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Hi faggz. yes, it's me again.
there's sthing i can't stand, if you dn't like slash or gnr why the hell did you visit this site.
I just can't get it.
have u ever listened to the november rain's solo?
it's the best solo ever.
I guess guns and roses was the best band 'cause they got heavy songs and incredible balads.
I'm quite happy 'cause steven adler is comin' to argentina. If you don't know he is one os de original members of gnr.
give me the name of five bands better than gnr.
argentina, slash, lucia fleitas and me rule.
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one slash killer
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lucia nair fleitas te amo uno tanto con todo mi corzon. sos la nena mas loca y hermosa de todo el mundo.
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Iam the studying in college,Iam very much cragy the song of ur past band and present.
I want to be like playing guitar like you play.
Lastly keep up! your playing of guitar
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"Under the hat"
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How about..... I dont remember writing this.
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slash is the MAN!
this black jew is a guitar god!!
lol i thinks it funny how some people dont know he is black..DENIAL!lol
well it doesnt matter what race he is because the man has holy fingers!!
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´´YES YES HEY SLASH´´
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i think saul hudson is the best. i would love to meet him. slash is the man
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SLASH IS A MOTHERFUCKING LEGEND!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH... The book should be called "I Love Grace" :)
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