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June 6, 2007

David Bowie Has Got A Way With Five Words

Last night in NYC, the Webbys held their 11th Annual award presentation ceremony, for which winners were limited to five-word acceptance speeches. Even the Thin White Duke, who won for "Webby Lifetime Achievement Award," had to play along -- and he did so in royal fashion. Via Times Online:

Bowie, accepting his award, said: "I only get five words?", then continued: "S***, that was five. Four more there. That's three," before finishing up with: "Two," and then exiting.
We're told the crowd "hollered its approval." And later, the Facebook crew put the finishing fiver on the night with their speech:
I'm just here for Bowie.
Our five cents: Can Bowie get any cooler?


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Posted at 3:31 PM
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this is exactly why they made him evil on the venture brothers- "He's so fucking cool that he's got to be a supervillain." (http://www.reason.com/news/show/119655.html)

Posted by: jim at 06/06/07 3:36 PM  | Reply
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yea... he's basically evil in the Venture Brothers, but he does save the day in the second half of the season (/series?) finale

DB is a badass... but at the same time, his actual website is a bit "lacking" to say the least. The incarnation of it back around... say '96-99 was forward-thinking and entertaining

the version that's existed since then... well - hasn't been so much so. I mean - the diary and "ask david" sections don't get updated for YEARS

Posted by: joethelion at 06/06/07 3:47 PM  | Reply
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I fucking hate Facebook.

Posted by: Z at 06/06/07 3:50 PM  | Reply
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i love me some facebook

Posted by: jdubs at 06/06/07 4:12 PM  | Reply
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Maybe this will inspire him to get someone to clean up and finish bowienet.

Posted by: lorne at 06/06/07 5:54 PM  | Reply
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For everyone who believed stars from the 70s were all irrelevant, should take their ill-gotten gains and open a winery on the edge of nowhere, I submit Bowie.

Now if he would only make a new damned record...
DwD

Posted by: Dw Dunphy at 06/06/07 6:27 PM  | Reply
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I came here to sound cool by bringing up the Venture Brothers, but it's already done. Third season starts in 2008. Here's hoping for more Bowie.

Posted by: Dave at 06/06/07 6:35 PM  | Reply
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David Bowie is my favorite Goblin King.

Posted by: Alia at 06/06/07 9:34 PM  | Reply
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Q: Can Bowie get any cooler?
A: Nope. There's no one cooler than the Thin White Duke.

Posted by: anonymous at 06/06/07 10:25 PM  | Reply
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I'm not a huge fan of his music. But as a person, you can't get much cooler than him.

Posted by: Elliot at 06/07/07 1:26 AM  | Reply
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no, you can't get any cooler than david bowie. God don't make 'em any cooler.

Posted by: mikeky at 06/07/07 10:47 AM  | Reply
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No, you can't. Except maybe this morphed single creature that he and gervais are becoming, is it just in my mind? look at that grin.

Posted by: ellie at 06/07/07 12:43 PM  | Reply
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