Death Cab For Cutie
We've been so obsessed with K-Fed's laughable rap career, we forgot about his superstar wife and their new baby, whose life is apparently in danger.
Front page news on the Post...
...though admittedly trumped by nude Scarlett Johansson (NSFW).
According to the Spears article (Nitwit Brit Endangers Her Baby), Brit Brit drove her SUV two miles down the Pacific Coast Highway, changing lanes (presumably blasting "Popozao") .. with little Sean Preson on her lap! It's the Post, though -- level of truthiness TBD.
Pic below via The Superficial.
UPDATE 3:15 PM: Britney's defense:
"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him."Um, OK. But wasn't there a bodyguard in the passenger seat?
*Clever post title via StereoJim*
Posted at 1:49 PM
she isnt too smart is she?
has anyone seen the trailer for jack black's new movie?? looks amazing.
http://www.pondracket.com
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I'd actually BUY K-Fed's record (hell, ten copies!! list price!!!) to have been at that photo shoot.
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Oh thank goodness that's Tom Ford on the VF cover. I was afraid it was Jeremy Piven. That guy doesn't deserve such richness. I hate Jermey Piven.
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I miss the old Britney from 1999-2001 when it was easier to pretend she was a robot and not capable of making ridiculous, life threatening decisions.
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i agree.. she was just hot.... you watched her videos and thought that her and justin were cute. Now its one fiasco after another. bring back the old britney!!!
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K-what? Brit-who?
Nude Scarlett supercedes all brain function.
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What the pictures do not show is that Britney needs her baby to operate the pedals while she steers.
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Keira >>>>>>> Scarlet
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Is there some way to manipulate the information in this post in such a fashion as to warrant a perjorative comment about Death Cab For Cutie? Because otherwise, it just doesn't feel like Stereogum.
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Wonder what other actresses they asked who refused to be on the cover...
Reese Witherspoon? Natalie Portman?
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maybe "Death Cab for Cutie" could be the name of the post?
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Apparently Tom took the place of Rachel MacAdams on the cover....for reals.
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score!
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Ahh. classic stereogum. How I missed the daily Brit.
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Good call, Jim.
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I owe Jake on this one
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Well yeah, but Rachel McAdams was topless in some old movie, so what's she getting all shy about now?
And Britney, if you hit the brakes real hard, would your child go head-first into the steering wheel, or the windshield? Maybe both!
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I'm slowly loosing interest in you guys....
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I've seen piss-poor folk go out and buy baby seats for their youngins. In case of a major accident, little K-fed Jr. would have been smashed against the steering wheel and smothered to death by his mother's boobies.
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wtf, totally thought it was that guy from entourage.
thats pretty hot though, i must admit.
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Enough of this K-Fed and Brittany stuff...I'm sick of these two...while your at it, stop with the death cab nonsense...give me more snobby indie rock posts for Christ's sake...I need at least 2-3 snobby indie rock posts in between my k-fed laugh fest...i'm done...carry on stereogum...may you prosper in the month of February
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Are we supposed to care?
"I'm slowly loosing interest in you guys....
Posted by: ben at February 7, 2006 07:36 PM"
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I take my rant back, you just hit me off with the new yeah yeah yeahs...i’m an ungrateful piece of shit.
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death cab for cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ROFLMAO!! good one!
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Forget about major accident, the kid could have been really injured in a minor accident. It makes me wonder whether child stars are getting adequate home schooling.
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that baby, which i'd never seen before.... has a real michael jackson nose. its kind of freaky. you think she's doing that old wives trick where you rub the baby's nose so it stays small?
so how do you guys warm up the formula, eh?
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Keira + Scarlett = one tasty sandwich
Could I get a side of that girl from Sufjan Stevens band??
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I love her excuse. Because, you know, once you're in a car, you're invincible from the paparazzi. No one has ever been killed in a car accident caused by them.
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The paparazzi tried to kill me once.
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"Are we supposed to care?
"I'm slowly loosing interest in you guys....
Posted by: ben at February 7, 2006 07:36 PM"
Posted by: Billy K at February 7, 2006 08:30 PM"
We'll as long as you guys have your comments thing open to the public, you're gonna have to expect it. Especially, I mean if you want to turn into a joke blog, that's totally awesome. You post funny things some times. But next time you want to act like you guys are cool by posting some mp3 the "next big hip" record then don't expect that you're gaining any crediblity. Every time you post stuff like this it seems like you care less and less about what is actually substantial and more about being girls and just following everyone elses' lead. I get a feeling from all of this that you're not really interested in the music you post but rather the comments it gets and getting bigger. It feels superficial and it discredits the actual music you post sometimes. Just like, "Oh by the way we're hip, check out the new YYYs..." But whatever. I'm not trying to be mean. Stereogum 4Ever!!!
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They coulda thought of a better headline for the Dunkin' Donuts death.
Maybe something catchy, like
"Time to make the ... MURDER"
Or
"Sprinkled, glazed, or DEAD?"
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Well, since indie music is the anti-pop to me, I don't mind the occasional post that is ANTI-POP. Poking at Federdouches is fine with me while I get my YYY fix.
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Eh, she's probably a good driver. I'd trust her. Between her tits and the airbag, the baby probably would've had enough padding in the event of an accident anyway.
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also: no seat belt?
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The appreciation of K-Fed, Brit, LiLo, et al and decent (call it indie, if you have to) music are NOT mutually exclusive. (It's like a yin-yang thing, yo.)
Stereogum: Don't ever give up on the PopoZao.
Also, I wouldn't mind seeing more Carrrot Top coverage.
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Where is child service when you need?
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DCFS is right here, apparently. I guess Pop royalty isn't immune . . .
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-britney8feb08,0,1156656.story?coll=la-story-footer&track=morenews
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Death Cab For Cutie. GENIUS!!!!! I laughed for ever and ever. Britney REALLY needs to clean herself up. RIGHT NOW!!!! It disgusts me
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Off-Topic, but...
Has anyone seen the video for "Poney Part 1" by Vitalic? There was a link to it from Pitchfork and I thought it was amazingly bizarre and one of the best music videos I've seen in a really long time.
www.vitalicokcowboy.com
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She looks so relaxed because probably this is not the first time she has done this.
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wow, that is a really sexist cover
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ok,So.... let me get this stright. So when the air bag comes flying out, who's going to absorb the impact???? Yeah, some protection.
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I can't help feeling sorry for Britney, every thing she does end up in a tabloid, that kinda off suck.
I don't know if i can't live a life under a microscope.
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you guys are a bunch of wimps ... no one over 25 spent much time in a car seat it's a new phenomena ... stop the hang wringing, yes it's stupid and unnecessarily dangerous but so is smoking
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It's all fun and games until wee see baby SPF sitting in the back of a pick-up truck with a bassett hound, eating a moon pie.
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dear janine,
please marry me.
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“I’m not a girl…not yet a woman” More like monster. Maybe Jennifer Monster could pull Britney aside and give her a talking to. You know Kabala…motherhood…reality… Check it out Britney: http://www.jenniferlovestherobot.com/index.html
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How terrified could she have been, with the window rolled down?
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the britney updates are the only thing i dont like about this site. i sadly think im the only person whos not interested.
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no one over 25 spent much time in a car seat it's a new phenomena ...
wrong. my little sister is 28 and i distinctly remember fucking with her car seat during my, "i want to be an only child again, damnit"-phase back in '78. Fords had a method of child-restraint in the '20s, i believe. so if by new, you mean several decades, then...sure.
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una revista ene l peru ha plagiado la caratula de vanity fair
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