Déjà Vu

Why do you give attention to that Mongoloid Perez?

Posted by: Donneisha at 09/06/06 1:09 PM  | Reply
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That Rolling Stone cover is conflicted. It would appear their target audience is clearly gays and teenage girls. The Rolling Stones article is just a bone to throw to the old dudes who still keep forgetting to cancel their subscription.

Posted by: anon at 09/06/06 1:16 PM  | Reply
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that firecrotch pic looks photoshopped. uh.. unless she's already sagging down there. oh god, she's probably sagging down there.

Posted by: tobias funke at 09/06/06 1:22 PM  | Reply
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how come he doesn't have a crown? if he's the new king of sex, shouldn't he have a crown? are there going to be contests that he judges in his castle where people have sex and he gets to watch?

also, that baby looks a little like tom cruise, which is creepy? did they make him in a lab? using tom's DNA from his saliva?

Posted by: balumpus at 09/06/06 1:34 PM  | Reply
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Ugh, meatlips down there. I really hope that's photoshopped.

Posted by: Stephen at 09/06/06 1:35 PM  | Reply
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i love the BABY TOUPEE conspiracy.

Posted by: chris at 09/06/06 1:42 PM  | Reply
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Wow this will sound very querro but thats a cute baby *goo gaa gaa*

Posted by: Zimzi at 09/06/06 1:43 PM  | Reply
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crown = kanye. duh.

much lulz to the firecrotch picture.

Posted by: steve perry at 09/06/06 1:58 PM  | Reply
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why is this posted under Jessica Simpson?

Posted by: sven at 09/06/06 2:16 PM  | Reply
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shoot! I'm saving up for the blue les paul. Then again, I am really pretty.

Posted by: janine at 09/06/06 2:43 PM  | Reply
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I wonder if suri is wearing a toupee from these guys? http://www.babytoupee.com???

Posted by: chris at 09/06/06 4:45 PM  | Reply
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I'm pretty sure that Perez Hilton did not discover the similarity, but stole it from someone else's blog. As he always does.

And is it just me, or did Justin use to look way hotter back in the "Justified" days?

Posted by: Jules at 09/06/06 5:54 PM  | Reply
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Suri's first words were also recorded. See it here:

http://revver.com/video/57310/20671

Posted by: buns at 09/06/06 6:08 PM  | Reply
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Please for the LOVE OF GOD, stop discussing anything that idiot at perezhilton.com says. Please. This has to stop.

Posted by: Memememe at 09/06/06 11:29 PM  | Reply
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Suri and Dennis Kucinich.... separated at birth?

Posted by: Buckeye at 09/06/06 11:59 PM  | Reply
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So why under the "totally fake" link does she have a package? Something is covering up a good bit of her leg.

Posted by: Package for joo at 09/08/06 4:00 AM  | Reply
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