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February 16, 2005

Details: The Kevin Federline Interview

Last month Details landed an interview with Mr. Britney Spears himself, Kevin Federline. About 15 minutes in, Britney "who had finished a workout a bit early" decided to join in. The issue is on newsstands now. What follows are the bites most worthy of your derision.

ON THEIR FIRST MEETING
Kevin: A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? ... Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details: You didn't find her a little hot?
Kevin: No, I wasn't even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money -- legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.

ON K-FED'S SON
Kevin: I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.] He's about 6 months old now. And he's getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.

ON KEVIN HANDLING THE PRESS
Britney: Nothing gets to him ... Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin: Yeah, baby!
Britney: I've met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just -- oh, my God, it's horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
Kevin: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
Britney: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I'm not with you.
Kevin: I don't care.
Details: I certainly don't mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
Britney: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He's this big old fat man.

ON BRITNEY'S BENJAMINS
Details: People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin: Oh, yeah.
Britney: Well, time will tell, motherchuckers...
Kevin: What you hear about in all those bullshit-ass magazines is bullshit.

ON HAVING KIDS
Britney: When I have kids -- I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I'm so there. That's what I'm doing: "Come to me, motherfuckers."

Vegas, Britney? But that would be ... cheesy. Also in the interview Kevin reveals plans for a fashion label called Pair A Dice. If you care about that bullshit, pick up the bullshit-ass magazine, motherchuckers!

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150 Comments

Wow. I knew his ass was well read. His ass has a way with words.

Posted by: robb at 02/16/05 10:44 AM | Reply
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Oh, Lord. Tell me you added all those "motherfuckers".

Posted by: Tara at 02/16/05 10:48 AM | Reply
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At what point will heads explode? If this doesn't do it, I don't know how much further I can go.

Posted by: David at 02/16/05 10:51 AM | Reply
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Did she REALLY say that? If so, they sound like a great match.

Posted by: anna at 02/16/05 11:02 AM | Reply
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Those pictures scare me.

Posted by: carlie at 02/16/05 11:06 AM | Reply
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fuck, motherfuckers... i have a baby... come to me fuckfaces! Nice...

Did you guys see this...
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/ap/20050212/110826234000.html

KFed is getting into clothing... KFed wifebeaters and cargo pants!

Posted by: chris ives at 02/16/05 11:13 AM | Reply
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Shit, a few years back i thuoght her ass had it made. A couple of tours later, she's as low as one can go

Posted by: Oh no she didn't at 02/16/05 11:14 AM | Reply
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Dude, this was posted about 10 days ago in USA TODAY.

Posted by: WTF at 02/16/05 11:30 AM | Reply
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motherfuckers, that was fucking the best interview ever. I mean he is one sexy motherfucker. How was he able to sit for an interview, what with his 12 inch chicken getting in the way.

Posted by: amy at 02/16/05 11:35 AM | Reply
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Kevin seems like a laid back, mellow sort of chap.

Posted by: Ron Mwangaguhunga at 02/16/05 11:39 AM | Reply
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The USA article didn't include any of these quotes!! these excerps are so much better

Posted by: prancer at 02/16/05 11:45 AM | Reply
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simply stunning

Posted by: wendy at 02/16/05 11:52 AM | Reply
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Holy motherchuckers! I shouldn't be surprised how dumb he is, but I am. That is some serious-ass dumb.

Posted by: matthw at 02/16/05 11:52 AM | Reply
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so...out of a long-term relationship, not interested in young Britney. in a long-term, two-child relationship, free to date rich Britney. he's complex!

Posted by: jjj at 02/16/05 11:54 AM | Reply
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I think I saw this episode of COPS. Except Kevin was getting arrested and Britney (barefoot) was trying save "her man".

Posted by: mea at 02/16/05 12:01 PM | Reply
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I think I saw this episode of COPS. Except Kevin was getting arrested and Britney (barefoot) was trying save "her man".

Posted by: mea at 02/16/05 12:02 PM | Reply
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OK. My friend at Details promised me they had to airbrush out the Federline's beer gut for the full-body pics. And that's no bullshit-ass bullshit.

Posted by: Matt at 02/16/05 12:04 PM | Reply
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MOTHERCHUCKERS!

Posted by: Tim at 02/16/05 12:07 PM | Reply
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I think this proves that these two are hyper-intelligent and simply screwing around with the public's perception of them as a white trash couple.

I mean, that's the only reasonable explanation, right? People can't actually sound that trashy in reality...right?

Posted by: Justin at 02/16/05 12:14 PM | Reply
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*speechless*
"yea, motherfuckers... I'mma pop out babies left and right -- Then ya'll can come to me. Help me support my Red bull-chugging, Cheeto-scrafing, Malboro-sucking, Madonna-necking ass... UH! B-Spizzle OUT"

Posted by: chels at 02/16/05 12:18 PM | Reply
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Actually Stereogum, I think the name of the clothing label is "A Pair A Dice." Whatever that means...

Posted by: eliza at 02/16/05 12:23 PM | Reply
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Why, I am amazed at Young Kevin's level of scholarship! Harvard should be knocking at his door this very minute!

Posted by: Toots McGill at 02/16/05 12:25 PM | Reply
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Umm- someone needs to call Britney ASAP and clue her in to the one little bit of information she's missing. Celine Dion can sing. Love her or hate her- girlfriend can carry a tune. Britney, not so much.

Posted by: guidomom at 02/16/05 12:25 PM | Reply
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The Clothing co "A Pair A Dice" is probably referencing the love-birds matching dice tattoos. Hers is Pink, his is blue. BARF!

Posted by: NM at 02/16/05 12:31 PM | Reply
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Both Kevin & Britney are real pathetic. Distasteful...

Posted by: q. bee at 02/16/05 12:32 PM | Reply
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Both Kevin & Britney are real pathetic. Distasteful...

Posted by: q. bee at 02/16/05 12:33 PM | Reply
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So his son's nickname is Kaleb but his REAL name is Kabel? Isn't Kabel Italian slang for "child born to D-List sitcom actress and trailer trash dad with a bimbo Vegas househo"? Someone told me it was

Posted by: Nick at 02/16/05 12:36 PM | Reply
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i love how k.fed's response to the details question about being a gold-digger is a simple "oh, yeah" lol as if he forgot!

Posted by: elliefromthablock at 02/16/05 12:38 PM | Reply
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yeah, and real nice way to ingratiate yourself to your fans--by calling them "motherfuckers"

Posted by: EC at 02/16/05 1:01 PM | Reply
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disturbing things in these excerpts:
-- the middle name for Kevin's son is Michael Jackson
-- Kevin was once a back-up dancer for LFO [how desperate do you have to be to dance with LFO?]
-- Motherchuckers? I think the correct use of that word in a sentence would be "Ick...Kevin's skanky ass makes me want to motherchuckers."

Posted by: jenny at 02/16/05 1:01 PM | Reply
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"I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He's this big old fat man."

Do you think Jann Wenner now regrets tormenting me with endless covers of Britney on Rolling Stone?

I hope he does.

Posted by: amazed at 02/16/05 1:06 PM | Reply
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It's nice to see that someone so gung-ho about becoming a mommy is trying to clean up her language, motherfuckers. Think of the children, won't someone think of the children??!?!?!


..... or at least Bit Bit?

Posted by: pippincat at 02/16/05 1:12 PM | Reply
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I couldnt read past the 3rd question.. urge to "motherfucking" vomit was too great.

Posted by: Somersault at 02/16/05 1:25 PM | Reply
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Paradise is a pair of dice.

Posted by: megwal at 02/16/05 1:29 PM | Reply
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Wow. Kevvie's vernacular makes George Plimpton sound like Helen Keller.

Posted by: J.T. at 02/16/05 1:30 PM | Reply
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She just keeps going downhill faster and faster...with Kevin pushing her at top speed and holding her signed assets in his hand.

Just curiously- does anyone know how did he make the money illegally before?

Posted by: monster at 02/16/05 1:31 PM | Reply
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Does anybody remember when Britney's mic was accidentally turned on backstage at the Rock in Rio festival (I think that's what it was called)? This was about 4 years ago. It was a "scandal" because she let off this endless stream of obscenities. But now... I guess there's no disguising that that's just who she is.

Posted by: Aleeshles at 02/16/05 1:32 PM | Reply
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Excellent metaphor, JT.

Posted by: megwal at 02/16/05 1:35 PM | Reply
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Fascinating. Britney Spears is a genuine entertainer.

Posted by: Ben at 02/16/05 1:36 PM | Reply
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Monster, early word was that K-Fed was Britney's drug dealer.

Posted by: Janine at 02/16/05 1:53 PM | Reply
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wait, the guy who makes Rolling Stone *isn't* the guy in charge of US Weakly?

Posted by: tony at 02/16/05 2:05 PM | Reply
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anyone whoever has eaten cheetos or smoked cigs in thi sphere please hit your space bar!

Posted by: dsp at 02/16/05 2:13 PM | Reply
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Yeah, I like that 'illegally' peppered in there...hehheh. What was he doing illegally?

Posted by: tt at 02/16/05 2:14 PM | Reply
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Those two are truly disgusting. In fact, reading that article made me motherchuck all over my keyboard. If only they could just shut up and drift into obscurity forever... Hey, I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: Bit-Bit at 02/16/05 2:23 PM | Reply
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Why those 2 have to act so low? They can't even make a sentence without adding some cursing word....I pity their future kids, I mean, what kind of messed up education will they receive? They will be hooked on Red-Bull, junk -food, cigarettes, pills and weed way before they reach age two. Plus the first word they will be able to spell will probably be something tasteful like mother#$%&.
Britney needs to clean up her act before she even thinks about bringing up children cuz a scrub/escort dad + a crazy/depressed mum is the worst genetic match ever. Those babies would be on Zoloft for life.

Posted by: tess at 02/16/05 2:31 PM | Reply
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kev looks brit

Posted by: yummicoco at 02/16/05 2:57 PM | Reply
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WOW! Simply stunning. All K-Fed does for me is give me hope that one day I too may marry a hot popstar, but then ultimately she will go insane.

Posted by: CO-D at 02/16/05 3:04 PM | Reply
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Anybody remember this exchange from Scary Movie about the Shannon Elizabeth character:

BRANDY
I don't know why you hang out with
her. She's such a ho.

CINDY
Why do you say that?

BRANDY
Cause I've seen her. My friend Sean had
a pool party this summer.

CINDY
Sean?

BRANDY
You know, Puff Daddy.

BRANDY (CONT'D)
Anyways, everybody was drinking Crystal
champagne. Then it started to get wild,
people was getting freaky in the pool and
stuff. I looked over and there was your
girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi.

CINDY
So?

BRANDY
With a backup dancer! That's lower than
a security guard! At least security can
get you backstage.

Posted by: The Squirrel Master at 02/16/05 3:12 PM | Reply
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Wrap your minds around this: Maybe Britney is some kind of Cyborg that refuels solely on Red Bull, Cheetos, cigarettes and puppy shit. Communication with the Mother Ship is only possible in public washrooms, with bare soles planted firmly on the piss covered linoleum. (The multiple urine samples act as a data transmitter.) She and her kin are aiming for World domination by first gaining international exposure - and then detrimentally lowering society's intelligence level and rendering us dangerously submissive to 'overpowerment'. Clearly, her breasts succesfully accomplished phase one. She's now on to finalising their mission by polluting our minds and desensitizing us with terrible poetry, dialect & vocabulary - disgusting displays of hygiene - public nudity - severe lack of moral, common and fashion sense - (...............)
*it all makes sense..

Posted by: a thought at 02/16/05 3:17 PM | Reply
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no shes not as low as anyone could go 60 million records sold a grammy for toxic 2 diamond album in the USA one of the few acts who could actually headline arena tour this summer before she busted her knees.

Posted by: Sam at 02/16/05 3:27 PM | Reply
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sam - you sound like a fan of this trashtastic pop slut.... Tell me, how do you feel about being referred to as a quote-motherfucker-unquote?

Posted by: chels at 02/16/05 3:36 PM | Reply
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Look, Britney learned a new swear word.

Posted by: Courtney at 02/16/05 3:54 PM | Reply
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Kevin is vile, but it is not like she comes from this kingdom of class and culture. Of all the guys she could have hooked up with, k-fed was probably the lowest, least classy and most like the guys she was used to in her home town.

As for the "motherchuckers," she was probably saying motherfuckers, but she had a cheeto in her mouth and it came out like motherchuckers.

Posted by: h at 02/16/05 4:15 PM | Reply
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they both remind of that smell that you smell when passing through a bad neighborhood..the ones with the clogged up drains and possibly a dead body down there. Ugh! they both just LOOK like they smell!!!

Posted by: sweetpea at 02/16/05 4:21 PM | Reply
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Well! Talk about a class act.

I'm glad to see the education system is doing so well, too...

Posted by: Miss O'Hara at 02/16/05 4:21 PM | Reply
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Yeah, the few lame motherfuckers who still are tasteless enough to be fans will come to her all right, but it will be in Branson and not in Vegas. They'll confiscate the binoculars at the door so they can't see her stretch marks from popping out Cletus and Brandine, Jr.

Posted by: cattywampus at 02/16/05 4:28 PM | Reply
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She is more tasteless than Anna Nicole Smith. She fucked Fred Durst for petes sake.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/16/05 4:40 PM | Reply
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No, Brit's first daughter's name is going to be Crystal (the ultimate white trash name.) "Crystal Cheeto Federspears"

Posted by: yup at 02/16/05 4:43 PM | Reply
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"Crystal Cheeto Federspears" has a nice ring to it, dont y'all think?

Posted by: mookah at 02/16/05 4:45 PM | Reply
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oh my god. your last sentence on this post is priceless.

Posted by: kate at 02/16/05 5:12 PM | Reply
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How absolutely pathetic. At first, I thought he was the lower of the two - now I know they are equals for sure. To know that she refers to all her fans as "motherfuckers" is so endearing. Oh how I wish every fan of hers read this article. She'd be flat on her ass in no time! Wonder what she'd think of all the little "motherfuckers" then!

Posted by: Linda at 02/16/05 5:17 PM | Reply
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I remember once someone in here commented on what an awful relationship the two of them must have, mainly because it seems like he just doesn't give a shit about her. She's throwing herself at him (whether if it's to boost the magazine sales or "improve" his image or what have you), and he simply says "I don't care."

That really bothers me. Of course, you know, aside from the fact that the word "motherchuckers" actually exists now.

Posted by: dnicolep at 02/16/05 6:14 PM | Reply
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I think Kevin was just the only guy with the audacity to act like SHE doesn't deserve HIM. I'm sure every other guy Britney's met acts like she's a goddess, so no wonder she's fascinated by this guy who doesn't care much about her, and who doesn't think of her as all that hot or great. I think Kevin's just what Britney needs right now-- someone who treats her like a regular person. I'm a fan of hers, and I don't think her comments will stop people from being fans. It's not that I agree with everything she does, but it's nice to see that someone like Britney can make big mistakes and go for loser guys just like I do. Fans can relate to her.

Posted by: Carrie at 02/16/05 6:24 PM | Reply
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Delicious. Makes me wanna shop at Walmart. But not.

Posted by: Jasperjed at 02/16/05 6:31 PM | Reply
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I have to agree with dnicolep. While the entire interview was repugnant, the part that bothered me the most was his "I don't care" because I truly believe he doesn't. This whole thing just rings of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, Part II. She is just in it to prove people wrong and he is just in it for the ride. Sad. It makes me sick they are so pathetic and so rich. They don't even do anything with their money. They could at least buy Frito-Lay and who ever makes Red Bull, hell, the trashtastic twosome is keeping all the executives in Brooks Brothers anyway with their massive consumption of crap.

Posted by: Anne at 02/16/05 6:34 PM | Reply
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I am so embarrassed to say this douchebag went to my high school....WOW

Posted by: LFO at 02/16/05 6:35 PM | Reply
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See, Justin! I don't love you anymore! Not even a weeny little bit-bit!

God, she's a classic.

Posted by: Deb at 02/16/05 6:48 PM | Reply
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>

uhhhhmmm, apparently, no, you really aren't.

Posted by: k at 02/16/05 7:15 PM | Reply
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hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahah!

Posted by: niki at 02/16/05 7:25 PM | Reply
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I think KevFed coudln't be a dancer anymore if he wanted to. In those honeymoon pictures he has this little titty dangling out when he was his arm around Britney. It looks hilariously small- like a 12 year old girl.

Posted by: PJ at 02/16/05 7:46 PM | Reply
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" I think Kevin's just what Britney needs right now-- someone who treats her like a regular person. "

He treats her like crap, not a regular person.

Posted by: normal at 02/16/05 9:20 PM | Reply
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Mr. Spears names his kid after Jacko...wow!!!!!!! I'm sure Ted Nugent will be needing some backup dancers for the summer tour

Posted by: Yale Bloor at 02/16/05 9:36 PM | Reply
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I think she married him because he's a guaranteed lay.

That, and he's after her money and ass. Until she swells up with child. Then he'll leave her, just like he did the mama of his other two spawn.

What a dumb asshole. There just aren't enough words to describe how despicable he really is.

Posted by: scienceguru at 02/16/05 9:47 PM | Reply
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I think she married him because he's a guaranteed lay.

That, and he's after her money and ass. Until she swells up with child. Then he'll leave her, just like he did the mama of his other two spawn.

What a dumb asshole. There just aren't enough words to describe how despicable he really is.

Posted by: scienceguru at 02/16/05 9:47 PM | Reply
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They fine them Spears's. They were all up on dat details motherfucker like a jimmy hat. Shit, how they ass's get so classy? Motherfuckers gots to be sending some o' them money my way. Shit, motherfuckers.

Posted by: Motherfucker at 02/16/05 10:23 PM | Reply
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How come no one is stating the obvious? Mr. Spears looks like a big mo in these pictures. No straight man really looks like that! Maybe this wifebeater/cargo/skater-shoed/trucker hat wearing facade is devised solely for the purpose of covering his mo-ness. He is a back up dancer after all...

Posted by: Hater at 02/16/05 10:32 PM | Reply
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"" I think Kevin's just what Britney needs right now-- someone who treats her like a regular person. "

He treats her like crap, not a regular person."

I think that's what Britney wants, actually. Instead of a guy being a teenybopper toward her, she wants to be a teenybopper toward a guy.

Posted by: Carrie at 02/16/05 10:34 PM | Reply
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Oh, and it's good that respecting your fans isn't a big deal anymore, motherfuckers. Keep lookin like you do and maybe they won't come to you. Ever thought of that? P.S. karma is a bitch. I hope your baby turns out to be a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy...

Posted by: Hater at 02/16/05 10:37 PM | Reply
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any news about the lawsuits? I don't forsee her winning that settlement...

Posted by: Miranda at 02/16/05 10:39 PM | Reply
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"...and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote-Britney Spears-unquote." Wait! Hold up! I'm confused. You ARE a dumb blonde, right?! What's goin' on? Are you pulling my leg, spears?!

Posted by: Hater at 02/16/05 10:49 PM | Reply
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Please, please tell me that this is a spoof. Knowing that two people as idiotic and vile as this transcript suggests are married and have the potential to create spawn would just be too much for me to bear.

Posted by: abbrusc at 02/17/05 12:02 AM | Reply
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you bitches are just jealous. who wouldn't want to be that dumb and still get to fuck a hot bitch who's super rich and likes to give you blowjobs when you're chilling in the balcony of your penthouse suite even though it's really gross that she goes into public bathrooms at the beach barefoot but that's a small price to pay and quite easy to ignore.

Posted by: impleader at 02/17/05 2:54 AM | Reply
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you bitches are just jealous. who wouldn't want to be that dumb and still get to fuck a hot bitch who's super rich and likes to give you blowjobs when you're chilling in the balcony of your penthouse suite even though it's really gross that she goes into public bathrooms at the beach barefoot but that's a small price to pay and quite easy to ignore.

Posted by: impleader at 02/17/05 2:55 AM | Reply
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Ugh! I'm a huge Britney fan and think she is a great person but if this is real its pretty repulsive, who actually aspires to be seen as trash? 3 years ago u would have never thought Britney could say anything like that, these days she is as bad as Courtney Love. They are like a real life version of those hillbillys on the Simsons, Cletus and his wife, eeek!

Posted by: Jesse at 02/17/05 5:20 AM | Reply
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Awww....isn't it sweet that two kindred souls can find each other in this motherchuckin' world.
*sniff* Makes me all verklempt.

Posted by: Phoebe at 02/17/05 5:35 AM | Reply
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I really think that Kevin sticks with Britney for the karr-cchhing!!

Posted by: Wugui at 02/17/05 6:25 AM | Reply
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Brintey just needs to find her balance. Somewhere is a perfect person that can relate to her fans AND not sicken/ insult them, right between "Ooh I <3 being a virgin" and a wedding night served with chicken fingers.

Posted by: Mikey at 02/17/05 7:00 AM | Reply
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Uh, this site is cool and all...but why do you continually muck it up with all the posts about Britney spears? I'd say all the Britney subjects downgrade the rating (which could be A+) to a low D.

Posted by: commiescum at 02/17/05 7:46 AM | Reply
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Remember the good old days, when publicists were paid to keep stuff like this OUT of magazines...?

Posted by: kjb at 02/17/05 8:26 AM | Reply
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Come to me, motherfuckers???

Uh...no.

Seriously, when she does begin headlining in Vegas, let's all bring this up again so the press can revisit it. Shall we sign a pact?

Posted by: Puddin' at 02/17/05 8:59 AM | Reply
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i can't stop reading it! it's so good, on so many levels. stereogum, i'm a music-dummy, and i've learned a little bit about good music on your site. but i'm going to be honest with you, i live for the britney posts!!

Posted by: ContentSigh at 02/17/05 10:12 AM | Reply
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This is like watching a tran wreck. You can't help but pay attention. I never realized how white trash she is. Love it!!!

Posted by: skylar at 02/17/05 10:18 AM | Reply
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I think Britney is just trying to be controversial. She wants all the attention she can get and I think her favorite word is motherfucker. If she likes to say that so much, she should title her next song as "Bit Old Fat Motherfucker."

Posted by: Sophie at 02/17/05 11:48 AM | Reply
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Oh gawd, ya'll, I broke my rib last week and I think I just recracked it reading these posts. Too funny. Littl Crystal Cheetoes Federline, walking barefoot into the bathroom at the Quik Mart.

Posted by: BB at 02/17/05 1:00 PM | Reply
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Dear God: Please let Britney be sterile. There is no reason why she should be allowed to unleash her ignorant, potty-mouthed, cheeto-eatin' spawn on the world. I promise to be really, really good forever if you will just answer my prayers. Amen.

Posted by: Bit-Bit at 02/17/05 1:13 PM | Reply
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I am so smart, and you are all assh0les. We are in LOVE and even if I didnt have ANY money, we would still be in love.
PS- we DO have a baby- its in the picture at the top. He just looks a little funny because of the genetic abnormality the doctor said I got from marrying my brother.

Posted by: brittney spears at 02/17/05 2:58 PM | Reply
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SO My friend brings me the Details magazine, and I read it today.

Has anyone seen those horrible pictures of Kevin??? He looks like SUCH a tard. I hope he's not planning on modeling in his future.

Also, judging from the whole article, when you read it, it sounds like they were both on speed or something. Brit is "mutherfucking" this and "mutherfucing" that, Every other word out of Kev's moth is "shit", and (as if that wasn't enough to gag a goose) he says that he loves her because she is the only one who was ever proud of him "for doing nothing". To paraphrase, "I could do nothing but sit around playing videogames, and she would be proud of me."

They're both losers. The only good thing is that now that she is free of her handlers, she is free to run wild, opening her mouth and letting all kinds of ignorant crap pour out of it. They are both yahoos. Someone called them the next Whitney and Bobby. So true.

Posted by: Risa at 02/17/05 4:39 PM | Reply
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So last week Access Hollywood or some other show that showcases horrible dreck aired a "personal ichat" with KevFed and Britney butted in during that interview as well and ended up answering questions for him. I find that hilarious.

Stereogum's Britney posts constantly validate that I am superior to most of hollywood, so cheers for that!

Posted by: pippincat at 02/17/05 4:57 PM | Reply
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He's a little hot, actually

Posted by: Michael K at 02/17/05 6:43 PM | Reply
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I thought I was going to pee reading some of the names you gave britney's child if she had one. Lets pray not.Look like that kabbalah has really mellowed her out like it did madonna.

Posted by: carolina at 02/17/05 7:46 PM | Reply
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Britney has always had trailer trash in her system, but it was latent. Kev-Fed made it full-center, damn him. Now Britney is absolute white trash.

Posted by: Faith at 02/18/05 3:14 AM | Reply
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My God, those two are perfect for one another.
Trashy and stupid. BTW, how freakin' GAY does he look holding that dumb dog?

Posted by: Heidi at 02/18/05 4:38 PM | Reply
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I can't understand why people this stupid are famous

Posted by: eric at 02/18/05 5:05 PM | Reply
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White T Motherchuckers!!

Posted by: Anna at 02/18/05 5:20 PM | Reply
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Do they know how retarded they are? I'm not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?

Posted by: Sofuntohatebritneyandkevin at 02/18/05 5:42 PM | Reply
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Do they know how retarded they are? I'm not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?

Posted by: Sofuntohatebritneyandkevin at 02/18/05 5:44 PM | Reply
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Do they know how retarded they are? I'm not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?

Posted by: Sofuntohatebritneyandkevin at 02/18/05 5:45 PM | Reply
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Do they know how retarded they are? I'm not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?

Posted by: Sofuntohatebritneyandkevin at 02/18/05 5:45 PM | Reply
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Do they know how retarded they are? I'm not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?

Posted by: Sofuntohatebritneyandkevin at 02/18/05 5:46 PM | Reply
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Do they know how retarded they are? I'm not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?

Posted by: Sofuntohatebritneyandkevin at 02/18/05 5:46 PM | Reply
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Do they know how retarded they are? I'm not sure why Britney is calling the guy from Rolling Stone fat, I mean, hasnt she seen herself in a bathing suit in the latest issue of US Weekly?

Posted by: Sofuntohatebritneyandkevin at 02/18/05 5:46 PM | Reply
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I do not know why people keep saying that the child's middle name is Micheal Jackson. How slow can you be. It is obvious that Shar Jackson wanted her son to have her last name too. Duh.. It is also Obvious that the baby's name is Kaleb Micheal... and the two last names of his parents Jackson and Federeline. How people can't see that is beyond me. I doubt the child is name after Micheal Jackson.

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I do not know why people keep saying that the child's middle name is Micheal Jackson. How slow can you be. It is obvious that Shar Jackson wanted her son to have her last name too. Duh.. It is also Obvious that the baby's name is Kaleb Micheal... and the two last names of his parents Jackson and Federeline. How people can't see that is beyond me. I doubt the child is name after Micheal Jackson.

Posted by: Notyourbusiness at 02/18/05 6:42 PM | Reply
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'K-Fed,' all cleaned up and ready
By César G. Soriano, USA TODAY
A few years ago, Kevin Federline was delivering pizzas in Fresno, and by his account, was "up to no good." But he cleaned up his act, became a dancer and toured with major pop acts, including Britney Spears. The rest is history.

Happy couple: Britney and Kevin, at last year’s Billboard awards, say they’ll be together forever.
By Frazer Harrison, Getty Images

"I'll tell you one thing, dude — I never thought any of this (stuff) would happen," he says in the March issue of Details magazine, which hits newsstands Feb. 22. The interview Jan. 2 is Federline's first extensive sit-down since he married Spears, 23, on Sept. 18.

Federline, 26, is making the media rounds to show he's more than just "Mr. Spears." He appears in the Friday issue of People magazine. Access Hollywood interviewed him for a two-part segment airing tonight and Tuesday.

"Prior to meeting him in person, you do have this impression of — for lack of a better expression — a white trash guy," says Details editor Dan Peres, who conducted the interview. "That couldn't be further from the truth. He's a smart man. He is a very good-looking man. He has developed a very healthy attitude and approach toward life."

Federline owes his image in large part to his scruffy attire of baggy jeans, T-shirts, trucker caps and unlaced sneakers. Details cleaned him up, dressing him in Armani, Sean John and Ralph Lauren.

One thing the magazine couldn't change was his speech, which is sprinkled with profanity. But K-Fed, as he is known, opens up about his life, fatherhood (he has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson) and being with Britney:

•On their quick courtship: "Our parents were telling us to take our time. But I mean, it's like, we knew. And how often do people listen to their parents anyway?"

•On Spears: "I could go on forever about my love for this girl. ... She's (expletive) proud of me. I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing (expletive) video games. She's more proud of me than anyone has ever, ever, ever been in my lifetime."

•On fashion: "We're starting a clothing line. We're going to hopefully launch that by the end of summer or Christmastime of next year, or this year. I'm gonna design the men's and she'll design the women's. We're thinking about calling it Pair of Dice." (Britney and Kevin have matching dice tattoos.)

•On future projects: He might try acting. But his dancing career is over. "I'll always dance for fun, but for work? I've done it, dude."

• On media interest: "Sure, I read it, you know. I see it on TV. I just laugh about it. The press should be paying attention to (stuff) other than what's going on with my wife and me."

Spears, who arrives 15 minutes into the interview, says the public is obsessed with celebrities because people want to avoid hard topics like "war and death."

"People want to live in a fantasy," Spears says. "So Kevin and I, or any other celebrities, are a distraction."

The couple didn't talk about baby plans. But Spears says that when she does have kids, she'd like to follow in the footsteps of Celine Dion and have her own Las Vegas show.

As for their marriage, Spears has no doubts: "We're going to be together forever. We know that, and that's the only thing that matters."

Posted by: HEATH at 02/18/05 7:01 PM | Reply
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Miss cheetos says ppl are obsessed with "celebrities" and thats why everyones so into what they do and what not but how can you not make fun and want to puke when you see such display of white trash-ness it's like that slutty or ugly kid back in highschool you just laugh at them because theyre there not because they're important.

Posted by: Yomama at 02/19/05 12:04 AM | Reply
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Hey "Motherfuckers"!!!! Britney is a motherfucking icon!! Don't you guys get it? She can do no wrong! We want our icons to shake shit up.....it makes them that much more captivating. Look at Marylin, Elvis, Micheal (oh my), Whitney, and last but not least Madonna!!! I laughed my ass off at every "motherfucker"....I can't wait to see what she says next. BOTTOM LINE: I love the motherfucking bitch for her music and as long as she keeps making me dance with my ipod, I'll stand by her side.....don't you know that she's TOXIC!!!!! Are U ready? I don't think so!

Posted by: cc at 02/20/05 8:37 PM | Reply
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Funny how everyone calls her white trash on this board but she lives in a 7.8 million dollar mansion by Mel Gibson, And I'm pretty sure everyone on this board is African American lol. Yall are white trash just like her except that she has way more money than you sorry fat flat ass.

Posted by: Samuel at 02/21/05 10:33 AM | Reply
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Are you MOTHERCHUCKIN' kidding me?

Posted by: One4Tweety at 02/21/05 1:32 PM | Reply
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Kevin ... What did u do for WORK before you started making money ya know....LEGALLY???

Nice one Brit u found yourself a motherchucking GOLD DIGGER there huh? - Or should i say POT DIGGER !!!!!?????

Posted by: starcat at 02/21/05 10:09 PM | Reply
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apprently he wants to start a Rap Career thats wot it said in the SUN newspaper! LMAOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Nat at 02/22/05 9:59 AM | Reply
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Hello, Kevin is a genius!! He was broke down and married a super rich, celebrity!! He may be white trash, whatever else names you want to call him but he did what he did, and did it right!
Kevin, you go boy!!
Did you hear about his new album that he's going to make!! What is up with everyone making albums? (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline.) Not to mention Ashlee Simpson's talentlessness! But hey, they got the money, people buy!
One point I'd like to make, if Britney was in the real world, not celebrity money world, girl would've got beat up. Taking a man away from his family, Shar (baby mama) would've beat the tar out of her. But if Britney had no money, Kevin would still be with Shar!! haha face it people!
And aren't Britney's fan grown adult by now? She's my age and nobody liked her. She was more for the kids.
There are far more talented people out there in the world. It's either the right place in the right time or money.
Thank god for American Idol.
And as far as that racist comment about how most African Americans are probably posting on here, that is so UNEDUCATED. Go back to school honey.
This comment is coming from a white girl.

Posted by: TheCuteOneWithMoney! at 02/22/05 6:32 PM | Reply
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Ignore the ignorant posters like Brett and Samuel.
Both are dorks.

Brit haters come in all colors. As for K-Fed, my guess as to why she is with him, I have heard from a number of sources that he is her drug dealer. I bet she's doing more than pot.

And he also probably has a gi-normous penis.

Posted by: Risa at 02/22/05 6:42 PM | Reply
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juiSt ... :S:S

veTTe vaaGheid hiier00 !!

Posted by: astrid at 02/24/05 11:29 AM | Reply
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she is soooo overrated. she can go off and fuck herself

Posted by: shelby at 02/24/05 3:27 PM | Reply
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Has anyone noticed how this "interview with Kevin" went. Or in at least the blurbs here, who is doing most of the talking. Aside from the first part of the blurbs where he is talking about his "other kids" the only things that he says is "yeah" with about 2 to 3 other words attached. Should have retitled the article, "Interview with Kev, I mean Britney." I guess he was thinking too hard about how to beat the next level in Halo so that Brit could be proud of him tomorrow.

Posted by: Bubba at 03/02/05 11:27 AM | Reply
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YOU know something ?

Britney is not, nor will ever be, a regular person. She is a celebrity, for pete sakes! I bet she and justin used to be smoking marijuana when they were at it! Justin probally sobered up since he met cameron. Britney ? she's probally upgraded to heroin by now. HEY WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GET OFF YOUR SORRY BUTTS AND FORGET ABOUT BRITNEY CAUSE THAT GIRL IS JUST PLAIN NASTY, AND DO SOMETHING ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE FOR A CHANGE, I MEAN O YOU REALLY N A 14 YEAR OLD TO TELL YOU THAT ? COME ON GROW UP, I HAVE TO GO , BYE!

Posted by: annonymous at 03/22/05 8:31 AM | Reply
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Everyone else here is white trash like her just that she mas money, samuel?

You're implying that everyone here is white trash if they are white?

Yes, she's exploited 12-20 year olds very well. Consider that the most advanced logic portion of your brain doesnt fully develope until about 25, this would make sense. The fact that you support her masterbaiting on stage at a music concern. I don't give a fuck about cussing, but limit yourself. I've used 1 cussword in this paragraph. There is a line there though. You don't hear me going Yeah, baby, those motherfucking bullshit-ass magazines need to motherfucknig fuck themselves in their ass bullshit ass motherfucking fuck holes. Well said Kevin.

Learn this, and learn it now Samuel. Trash of any kind is a title dictated not by how much money you spend, but the prestige you dictate.

Britney dictates no respect from anyone over the age of 25 with any morals whatsoever. Kevin, well I don't blame Kevin. I think he's a genius, the world's best con-man. I'm hoping it's all an act...however I'm usually an optimist in these situations so I'm probably wrong.

Regaurdless, no, we are not like Britney, we have enough respect for ourselves not to publically masterbait, use sentances that don't sound moronic, and we're flat out idiots.

So, you're right to a note, why does she have the money? Genetics, give me her body, I gaurantee you I will outsell her. Anything she did, she would've been successful at. She could've been a damn Christian artist and been popular- it's not her talent, it's the genetic gift of her body and nothing more and from this constant fame she recieved for it at such a young age, her mind as turned into this cestpool of nothing. Read some other articles. She got pissed that magazines published pictures of her on her honeymoon...so to retaliate, she's trying to buy them all up... so you throw money at a magazine for doing something bad?

I'm done before I have a stroke :) ah Samuel, I'll wind up in jail for killing someone like you someday.

Posted by: Adam at 03/24/05 3:29 AM | Reply
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YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF IGNORANCE
I GIVE BRIT ABOUT TWO YEARS & SHE'LL BE TALKING
ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE'S GROWN SINCE HER SPLIT W/KEV.

WHAT AN IMBARRASSING SHAME!!!!!

Posted by: NIK at 03/30/05 7:51 PM | Reply
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Oh, Holy Jesus... They can't be serious. I don't know who's the most pathetic between these two assholes : Britney, who's so desperate to prove she's not a virgin-Catholic-squeaky-clean-schoolgirl anymore she has to insert a cuss word in every sentence (oooohhh, Brit, you're a real badass!), or Kev, who doesn't even try to hide the fact that he married "her ass" only for the money. Two foul-mouthed, lame pieces of white trash. Man, these two are made for each other.

Posted by: Laury at 03/31/05 4:30 PM | Reply
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That is just pathetic. Could they be any more ghetto!! I thought Britney had a little more class than that. Evidently, that boy's dick must be golden!!! Britney has lost her damn mind over K-Fed. Did he even sound remotely interested in his son?

Posted by: laughinghard at 04/26/05 6:45 PM | Reply
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Just when we thought we'd reached the bottom of the barrel, somebody got handed a shovel. Dig, Britney.....dig.....

Posted by: Sheri Balker at 05/01/05 6:44 AM | Reply
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This is pretty sad. It is frightening how far people can sink. She was once a sweet beautiful little girl and should have had a wonderful life with someone who loves her and who she could love back. All that money could secure a financial opportunity to get an education and securely raise a child, giving that child what he/she needs for a healthy future. I hope that she and her husband can see this some day really soon...

Posted by: Wendy at 05/07/05 4:29 AM | Reply
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Britney can do no wrong! I support her 100%. I'll see you in Vegas Britney!!
Can't wait!!

Posted by: Aubrey at 05/25/05 12:55 PM | Reply
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Not that I really care what these two do in their personal lives... but do they CARE what their fans think or feel? Way to keep your fans loyal Brit, NOT!

Posted by: Tess at 06/06/05 1:11 PM | Reply
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I used to be a huge Britney fan, but she has gone completely downhill the past year. Her show has revealed the stench of K-Fed's white trashiness, and Britney isn't much better.

Did she really think we'd "fall in love" with Kevin by watching the show? I know only about 15 people see this train wreck every week, but for those who don't: it's awful. They talk like autistic ducks.

K-Fed has brought out Britney's trashy side. She's pretty much over. I wonder how long their money will last?

Posted by: Zhee at 06/08/05 1:28 AM | Reply
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MR & MRS. FEDERLINE... I HAD EVERY INTENTION OF PUTTING UP WITH YOUR UNION & LIFE'S CHOICES UNTIL...
I READ THIS HORRIBLE INTERVIEW.. BRIT AND KEVIN ARE CLONES OF BOBBY BROWN & WHITNEY HOUSTON....A DAMN SHAME!! SHAR, DRINK SOME PRUNE JUICE & LET THIS $HIT GOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: NINA at 07/04/05 3:56 AM | Reply
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I guess Kev's venture in male prositution didn't work out as well as he had hoped. Thank god he minored in hooking-up with trashy, taletless, rich, bimbos. So, Brittney's gonna do Vegas? Good for her. I always knew she'd have to do something to restore the good reputations of strippers everywhere.

Posted by: Eyerish Gurl at 07/26/05 11:25 AM | Reply
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Just finished reading all the comments on Britney and Kevin and I feel relieved that everyone else seems to think the same as me - that Britney has totally lost the plot by marrying that sad excuse of a man - I've seen better looking men in the chippy!!
Britney is a gorgeous looking girl and is being exploited by a ruthless snake.

Posted by: Kellie at 08/20/05 10:46 AM | Reply
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K-"Fed"----proof that evolution has some serious
technical flaws on a mechanical level. And he's been allowed to reproduce and name the kid after a pedophile. Charming,K-Fed. Charming.

"Met her ass"
"Supporting my ass."
"Getting my ass onto Harvard."

Who allowed this ass to open his asshole in public?

Posted by: larry at 08/23/05 8:05 PM | Reply
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Brittany should be totally embarassed and ashamed of the image she has created for herself. Im sure her mother is proud.

Posted by: Ren at 08/24/05 2:37 PM | Reply
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Britney is a lovely person and this man Kevin is taking her for everything shes got. I think its so sad that she dosn't see it.

Posted by: Sue at 09/15/05 5:47 AM | Reply
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ugh! it is so obvious hes after her for her money because lets face it, shes a fat, cellulite ridden piece of white trash. to make matters worse, BRITBRIT paid for her OWN engagement ring!!! how dumb can you get? OBVIOUSLY kfed is into her money, because as soon as they loose all of theirs, he'll be (trying to ) romance beyonce.
well, he likes molested, cellulite ridden pieces of shit dosent he?

Posted by: royalblueblood at 10/03/05 2:30 PM | Reply
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I found out why Kevin wears his pants so low. His gut is so huge that they won't go around his waist. The only dancer he looks like is when Chris Farley dressed up like one of the Chippendales.

Posted by: Jeff Hoffman at 10/27/05 1:45 PM | Reply
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Britney: Nothing gets to him ... Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy

Come on Britney, you'd love to have your "man" in Hollywood ... you have him in magazines, you have him modeling, you have him singing ... he's your PUPPET and that's exactly the type of man you want, someone YOU can control because JUSTIN wasn't going to take your s**t. The only reason you state that "time will tell" about your relationship with KFed is because you know his ass would be dumb to leave his sugar mama ... he doesn't care about his babies mama because look how disrespectful he talks about them ... why would you marry someone like him? BECAUSE JUSTIN KICKED YOUR ASS TO THE MOTHERCHUCKIN CURB ... I'm happy he didn't let you walk all over him ... I'm happy he's with Cameron Diaz. POOR POOR BRITNEY! You're mad you fucked up and all you can do is pretent to be happy with someone you bought. HOW SAD! I feel sorry for you.

Posted by: 4Britney at 11/04/05 1:58 PM | Reply
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i dont feel sorry for the fat zit face! let kevin leave her, i mean, look what he did to shar! he and britskank diodnt even attent kaleb's 1st b/day bash...neglectful? hey brit, why dont you buy an engagemnt ring for yourself? ill wait right here while your greasy cornrowed trashpile continues to neglect you and your stupid ugly baby and hes UGLY all right! you should have named him BIG FAT BASTARD MISTAKE FEDERLINE

Posted by: leavebrit,kevin! at 11/07/05 5:19 PM | Reply
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yeahh.. he doesnt sound remotely interested in his children with shar.. and all he basically says bout them is.. they're fat.. nothing really positive or good about them. Is that all he has to say about them?? how sad. I'm sure his children will love him when they grow up. What he did to Shar is messed up! How could Britney even be a homewrecker?
And I was surprised about britney's comments too using the word motherfucker.. that is distasteful and only shows you how white trashy she really can be. Not a very nice thing to call her fans either. I dont like the bad ass types either. She does need to clean up her language if she's gonna be a mother.
I really didn't think K-fed's rap cd would be good anyways. When I first heard that I was like.. what? Not anybody can rap.. but i guess if you have the money.. whatever.. I can't wait to see what people are gonna say when it comes out.. But yet, I feel sorry for him.
But their clothing line does sound interesting...

Posted by: anonymous at 11/10/05 12:32 PM | Reply
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i always thought britney was a good girl, but i guess that changed along with her brain functions when she married kevin. i hoped they prayed that night after all that cussing!

Posted by: nicelle at 12/31/05 7:33 PM | Reply
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Britney, your too young too stupid...will only regret this farce of a marriage to KFED. So sad you threw your career away...your no longer in according to my kids.....nothing I said....
KFED.......get a life...how unique is your music...oh right......lets listen cause hes married to Brit. Ummmmm dont think so. How do you feel about ruining a poor young girls life.....Guess its ok as long as your allowance continues...You suck.....oh ya and your ugly.....

Posted by: michelle at 08/19/06 6:24 AM | Reply
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One more thing....Kevin... Whats with the lame attire. How old are you anyway...?
How does it feel being unemployed and living off of your once successful other half.. Anyone out there who actually thinks this guy has talent, is a total knob FOLLOWER. Talent....Brit has it. Kevin is just going along for the ride. If he actually thinks he'll make it, he's much more stupid than he looks.....by the way ......NICE HAT LOSER.

Posted by: michelle at 08/19/06 6:33 AM | Reply
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The worst man ever, I can not believe that a supreme court gave him custody of children that was for him only tickets to $$$$. He is the most despicable man. Media allows him to appear better than his wife only because he is a man without judging evenly as the pop star. He is going to be part of a lot of media thesis and how the media can even influence the american justice.

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