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January 5, 2007

Dita To Divorce Marilyn

Sad news, believers in true love. TMZ today has the divorce papers Dita Von Teese filed to be separated from Marilyn Manson, after just one year of wedded bliss. But they looked so good together!

Anybody know why Dita split? Betcha it was those four little words that plague every relationship: colored contacts and makeup.

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Dunno the exact reason but mebbe Manson wasn't living up to his nickname - 'The God of Fuck', indeed.

Last I heard Manson replaced one of the singers in the Pipettes, proclaiming his love for the 60s Spector sound, and feeling pigeon-holed in Marilyn Manson.

Anyhow, at least, shortly, Dita Von Teese - possibly the most beautiful person on the planet (after Jarvis) will be available!

Woohoo!

Posted by: the idiot at 01/05/07 8:32 PM  | Reply
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Italian women should speak up. You are beautiful.

Posted by: Piero della Francesca at 01/05/07 8:39 PM  | Reply
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she's hot, suckas. deal with it.
http://www.meinberlin.de/fototouren/bilder/737/PB_DitaVonTeeseBW.jpg

Posted by: robert klein at 01/05/07 8:44 PM  | Reply
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He is a genius and so funny! But just her knows how is to live with him. He is so sexy and clever anyway. I wish he find a good girl again..
Be safe MM we love you!

Posted by: Taz at 01/05/07 10:38 PM  | Reply
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They look too great together. ehh, we knew it was going to happen soon enough.

Posted by: Sa at 01/06/07 12:52 AM  | Reply
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On his freaking birthday? Poor guy...

Posted by: Spike at 01/06/07 3:41 AM  | Reply
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never date a dude that wears more makeup than you.....

Posted by: maya lucia at 01/06/07 4:04 AM  | Reply
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i really don't give a shit. get back to reporting on music, this whole gossip site but ironically thing was fun for a while but now you're just using it to compensate for a lack of decent journalism.

Posted by: milkeyedmender at 01/06/07 8:14 AM  | Reply
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i wonder why she did it....

Posted by: ROFL at 01/06/07 9:44 AM  | Reply
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"Page Six has learned that the pasty-faced Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, will be served with divorce papers today at a Los Angeles recording studio where he's working on his next album, with Von Teese citing "irreconcilable differences" in giving him the boot. Sources say the raven-haired bombshell filed for the split right before Christmas, but Manson has been unaware of it because she couldn't get in touch with him. "He's not been responsive," a friend said. "She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed." Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese's dismay, but she'd desperately tried to hold on. "She really tried to make this work," the friend said."

I mean not that page six is a good source but....

Posted by: sonics222 at 01/06/07 1:06 PM  | Reply
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Anyone who is an adult and wears a costume everywhere they go is going to have trouble fidning people to hang with. Seriously, who wants to spend quality time with circus clowns? Unless of course you're 8.

Posted by: scott at 01/06/07 2:15 PM  | Reply
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Let's see... what do Kate Moss, Danny Bonaduce, Leif Garrett, and Marilyn Manson's divorce have in common?

Posted by: Patch at 01/06/07 6:06 PM  | Reply
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Somewhere Rose Mcgowan, is saying "I told you so". Seriously, as pretty and nice as Dita is, she knew what she was getting herself into, so it just tells me that Dita is somewhat of an idiot.

Posted by: TheUnicorn at 01/06/07 11:06 PM  | Reply
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I'm thinking when it's basically a nightly battle of tug-o-war over the pancake makeup, that's when you know the magic is gone.

Posted by: Christopher at 01/08/07 2:04 AM  | Reply
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"Let's see... what do Kate Moss, Danny Bonaduce, Leif Garrett, and Marilyn Manson's divorce have in common?
" -- Patch

Cocaine

Posted by: Simon at 01/08/07 10:17 AM  | Reply
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I don't know why everyone is still hitting on Manson. If you don't like it, don't look at him. It's not like he's forcing it apon you... although he should be. He does not dress like a clown, he bases his look on vintage ideals. Who are you, anyways? You do not sway the public's opinion.

People like him are fully realized, extremely inteligent and content.

Marilyn Manson is a rennaisance man.

Who are you?

Posted by: Keeko at 01/08/07 6:37 PM  | Reply
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I don't know why everyone is still hitting on Manson. If you don't like it, don't look at him. It's not like he's forcing it apon you... although he should be. He does not dress like a clown, he bases his look on vintage ideals. Who are you, anyways? You do not sway the public's opinion.

People like him are fully realized, extremely inteligent and content.

Marilyn Manson is a rennaisance man.

Who are you?

Posted by: Keeko at 01/08/07 6:47 PM  | Reply
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I don't know why everyone is still hitting on Manson. If you don't like it, don't look at him. It's not like he's forcing it apon you... although he should be. He does not dress like a clown, he bases his look on vintage ideals. Who are you, anyways? You do not sway the public's opinion.

People like him are fully realized, extremely inteligent and content.

Marilyn Manson is a rennaisance man.

Who are you?

Posted by: Keeko at 01/08/07 6:57 PM  | Reply
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I'm sorry to hear of Manson's and Dita's split, I thought they would have been perfect together. I personally was heartbroken when I heard of their nuptials. But now that they are getting divorced my daydreams of me and my future ex-husband (Manson) can once again resume, because we all know nothing last forever. Manson just needs a woman who who can keep up with him yet give him the space he needs.You can't change a leopards spots so you might as well blend in.

Posted by: Ann at 01/20/07 11:12 AM  | Reply
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dita doesn't work hard at all.all she does is run all over the place like a total goofball.well,she is so...she makes herself look more busy than she really is.i guess if she wants to find alot of men-she has to run around.there's nothing hard in stealing peoples identities,actions,ideas,ways,performances,etc...anyone can do it.i think she should pick up another identity:"runaround sue."that was a hit record by the group called:dion and the belmonts.

Posted by: ANITA at 01/26/07 8:41 PM  | Reply
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It's okay she's ass for leaving you you deserve better!! You should right a song about this!!
LOVE YOU MM

Posted by: Harlie at 01/27/07 6:35 PM  | Reply
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manson never cheated on rose mcgowan,nor did he break up with her.he treated her really well.she wasreally sorry she broke up with him.all that was said from her mouth.she broke up with him because she didn't want that lifestyle anymore.she got with some wimp and now she makes muffins all the time.yeah,that's a real exciting life!!!she gets rid of manson for muffins.she'a another one like duta-a total mental case who needs pills!!!don't women know how to really love someone now a days?!?!?!

Posted by: ANITA at 01/28/07 4:42 AM  | Reply
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He is FAR prettier than her, i should not even need to say it!

Posted by: nicki at 03/31/07 5:55 PM  | Reply
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Aye, Dita Von Teese is not original in any way, whereas Manson is original, creative, intelligent, imaginative and much more. He may fall upon this problem many atimes before settling with the fact that he is better off by himself, or waiting for the right person, and doin whatever/whoever the fuck, in between! Ya MM I luv u too. You will get what you want. And maybe another woman, isnt what you want. Maybe its something else. Not everyone needs a significant other, to feel complete!!!

Posted by: Ebony369 at 04/09/07 7:40 PM  | Reply
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three words guys. EVAN RACHEL WOOD. thats why they split.

Posted by: whitney at 04/18/07 11:38 AM  | Reply
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It is just coming to light but did you all know that besides being a fat, pathetic loser, Manson has also sabotaged Dita’s new movie SAINT FRANCIS by first scoring the movie, then at the last minute taking back his music because of the pending divorce. Manson caused so much harm to the producer’s of SAINT FRANCIS and Dita and even though he was completely in the wrong, vowed to sue everyone involved if they tried to use his music which he had offered and was legally bound to. It turns out the score he provided was riddled with copyright problems, pending lawsuits and illegally sampled music. Manson is a more evil than any of you could ever imagine. Manson tricked the world into thinking he was intelligent but how intelligent is it to use Nazi symbols, it’s not art you fucking asshole, it’s not ironic, it’s just cheap like you Manson. Like your shitty, unimportant music and horribly trite art.

Posted by: Kenny King at 04/19/07 8:36 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, thanks for the comment Kenny King, I'm sure Manson is reading your comment right now and laughing at what a dipshit you are. Hey, how about you do some research on "Dita" and maybe come up with a reason as to why he would want to break up with her?

http://vipglamour.net/2007/02/08/dita-von-teese-shrinks-to-a-3-year-olds-waist-size/

She's a complete fuck up, just like you for thinking that anybody gives a shit about your opinion. Do the swastika's offend you, dumbass? Maybe somebody will care once you have 500 million people scrutinizing your every word, but until then, shut the fuck up and never use a computer again.

Posted by: Row at 05/20/07 10:57 PM  | Reply
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Those who think Manson is "smart" really don't know the meaning of the word. Spending money on skeletons and nazi garbage is a really stupid no brain waste of money. He dresses like a clown on crack, talks like he's some nutty professor, and manipulates you crybaby-goth-cut-your-arm-every-day losers who buy his music into thinking he's the second coming. He's old news, lets move on to some better music. Billy Corgan is back!!

Posted by: James at 08/04/07 8:54 PM  | Reply
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