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April 8, 2004

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Marilyn Manson's engaged!

His lovely wife-to-be is burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese.

I can't wait 'til they have kids. And Manson eats them.

Posted at 6:02 PM




36 Comments

So wrong...so very very wrong.

Posted by: mints at 04/08/04 6:36 PM | Reply
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Are you kidding? Those two are made for each other (she can be every bit as freaky as Mr. Warner).

Posted by: Paul at 04/08/04 6:38 PM | Reply
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Burlesque? I never quite got what she was going for with that monicker. Does this mean she gives a 1950s style show? And how would that, in this day and age, pay her rent? I can understand Gothic, but Eisenhower isn't sexy.

Posted by: Ron Mwangaguhunga at 04/08/04 7:37 PM | Reply
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Who wears the dress? WHO WEARS THE DRESS???

Posted by: Steev at 04/08/04 8:05 PM | Reply
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Perfection. Dita is actually really obsessed with corsets. Her waist in one is 18". Unbelievable.

(Obviously I read too many fashion magazines)

Posted by: Jenn at 04/08/04 8:29 PM | Reply
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a match made in heaven.

Posted by: jenny swizzle at 04/08/04 8:30 PM | Reply
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Rose McGowan looks like crap!

I'm so behind the times, it seems...

Posted by: drew at 04/08/04 11:19 PM | Reply
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hmm, 20 years ago, maybe the dingo ate your baby. but in times like today, its marylin manson. yep, definetly him.

Posted by: shiv at 04/09/04 3:00 AM | Reply
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Apparently Beck got married too! To a pregnant Ribisi! (Honest.)

Posted by: dw at 04/09/04 8:13 AM | Reply
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aw, i think it's rather sweet. they do seem perfect for each other!

Posted by: laura at 04/09/04 9:39 AM | Reply
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she looks like lo-fi or hi-fi (or however you see it) lara flynn boyle. if they have kids, i will be very interested to see how they end up looking.

Posted by: tamara at 04/09/04 10:48 AM | Reply
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Isnt there so law that Marilyn Manson cannot have kids? Well there should be.

Posted by: me at 04/10/04 10:55 PM | Reply
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I'll never forget the day Marilyn Manson left Canton, Ohio and rolled into the city of angels in a 1986 Pontiac Fiero. Dita looks like type to roll in a beige Renault Le Car.

Posted by: so so def at 04/11/04 12:20 AM | Reply
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Im happy for manson ive listened to him since 1994, but personally he can do better an i think dita is useing him for his popularity. But then again as long as manson stays himself.. goodluck to them both an manson rock on~~

Posted by: greg at 04/23/04 5:12 AM | Reply
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they are truly made for each pther. let them live long happy lives.

Posted by: kill-a-queen at 08/09/04 12:46 PM | Reply
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i think they are so good together and if they do end up having children i think mini new rocks would look soooooo cute and so would there children and if he had a girl can u imagine how protective he will be awww it would be so cute!!
love you manson you kick ass
wicca
xxx

Posted by: wicca at 09/15/04 1:40 PM | Reply
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WhAt ThE FuCk He DoEs NoT EaT BaBiEs, DiTa AnD MaRiLyN ArE A PeRfEcT CoUpLe In My OpInIoN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Posted by: Candace at 05/31/05 2:30 AM | Reply
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ANY WAY WE NO, HE IS A ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR.THATS ALL. BUT HE DESERVE A FAMILY BEACUS, HE IS A HUMEN

Posted by: AVIS at 06/04/05 12:09 AM | Reply
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Fuck Manson you kick ass but i can't believe u got married...wtf? oh well...have fun fuckin and as long as u dont change i wont kill you...damn i couldn't kill u anyways...whatever Manson u r wicked fuckin awsome!

nonsnaM

Posted by: nosnaM at 06/14/05 9:55 PM | Reply
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Im happy for manson......its good he has someone

Posted by: Raven at 06/15/05 5:14 PM | Reply
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You guys are just jealous!!! He's one of the best artists!!!

Posted by: Allyson Putnsm at 07/05/05 5:38 PM | Reply
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OI how dare yol diss brian ive listened 2 hime since before i could hear he is my idol i love hime soooooooooo much*** hes soooooo fit***** i wish i cud have his children wudnt mind kick him out of bed**********

Posted by: shauna o'connor at 08/01/05 4:48 PM | Reply
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Marilyn Manson is a GOD!!!!! He has a very nice future wife

Posted by: adam at 08/13/05 6:28 PM | Reply
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If they love each otha thats all that matters dnt it?¿? there a rockin couple hope there fuckin happi 2getha!!!! xxx

Posted by: not telling! at 08/31/05 5:29 AM | Reply
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nooooooooooo.marilyn manso is mine.i'm giong to commit sucide!!!!!!!!

Posted by: leslie at 09/03/05 2:07 PM | Reply
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I just wanted to say one of my many thoughts about marilyn manson. i really love what he does. we seem to have alot of the same opinions on life. i hope he lives a happy life because i believe he deserves it more than anyone. he has changed so many peoples lives. i have noticed that many people think of him as a bad guy because he is supposedly a freak, but hes really just wise. hes so fucking smart! he opens his mind up to things that are supposed to be unquestionably accepted. like christanity. he realises that it has some important values, but is used to munipulate people into believing that that way is the only way. and thats not right. i hope more people realise that that makes him a hero, not a monster. he is beautiful inside, and not to mention, outside. i think he is so handsome and sexy, im so happy for him. i wish i could have a chance to be known. i know i could make a difference in the way religion is thought of. i wich marilyn manson knew i was alive, for some reason, i think that maybe he would listen to me, because no-one else in this world does.

Posted by: angela heller at 09/06/05 7:10 PM | Reply
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I am a huge manson fan and although I am happy that he has found love, I can't help worrying that the feelings arn't totally recipicated by Dita. Whether she's using him for his fame, or she indeed loves him I just hope that he won't settle down into some middle class life and leave the world, and my generation(i'm 16) the way it is, needing so much work. He is changing the world for the better and I have an undying love for him, I am constantly reminded by friends, family and such that I will never meet him, never have any sort of relationship with him and it depresses me that someone like marilyn, someone so amazing, smart, talented and everybit what I'd love to be, Dosen't know I exsist, to him I am shit, just another nameless fan, But I am contented in the fact that I can recognise the genious he is and not conform to listening to love songs sung by black guys wearing diamonds and half naked girls. I can only hope Dita dosen't influence him in a way that would compromise the marilyn manson we know today, good luck to them, If they have children they will be beautiful.
I've choosen speed of pain for my funeral song, so I will be burried by those listening to the biggest inspirtation of my life

Posted by: annabel at 09/22/05 11:08 AM | Reply
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I love Marilyn Manson! He's sexy and so is Dita. But however, I don't think that they should have kids because then Brian would have to take time out from making music to take care of his children and I wouldn't want that cause I'm like one of his biggest fans concidering I praise him. Yet they do look exceptionally good together I am very jealous of her because of my infactuation with him.But as long as he is happy with her and she's not using him or anything and they truely are in love (whatever love is), then I am happy for him and then if they are truely in love then maybe he should settle down but he just needs to keep making new music for his fans like me to enjoy.

Posted by: Crystal at 09/28/05 11:12 AM | Reply
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I don't think that anyone could possibly be better for manson. He rocks and as long as he's happy, i don't care who he's marrying. If he loves her, they deserve to be together, and whoever wrote "nooo!Manson is mine!" YOU ARE A RETARD!!!!!MANSON IS THE ANTICHRIST SUPERSTAR, YOU THINK THAT BY BEING ONE OF HIS THOUSANDS OF FANS YOU OWN HIM??That's pretty ignorant.

Posted by: Dershaw at 10/08/05 2:23 PM | Reply
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hey amazin tht manson is gettin married the guy really deserved tht...man wat a song writer.....all hail the anitchrist superstar...jus hope his style of music n song writin dont get influenced now tht hes in love...rock on n fuck all the disposable teens...n oh yeah dershaw tht was the dumbest come bak ever man....she obviously is kiddin around man wen she said tht"manson is mine" ...n don't take it so personally derdumbass....its alrite u can have manson man....chill out...shes probably as big a fan as u r or probably bigger...y do u care abt wat other ppl say man all tht matters to u is tht ur a fan of his

Posted by: projit at 10/09/05 5:59 PM | Reply
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i think that marilyn wears more makeup than the bride to be ;-)

Posted by: Amanda at 10/30/05 1:35 PM | Reply
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yes im happy for the two of them i think they are great together. i agree with a lot of you guys who say that he influences people in a good way because he rele does and i hate it when people are afraid of him and his music because they are all just fucking pussies. his music is more true and are more deep than half of those other artists out there exspecially that fucking rap shit that stuff is horrible. i love listening to manson and i love playing his music on guitar and bass it sounds rele cool and i wish that my band would play something like his but they all dont understand his music and it bothers me but oh well im working on it. Coma white is my favorite song (not that anybody cares lol) so yea im happy for Brian and his new wife and hopefully he keeps on making music to keep me going.

Posted by: nikki at 11/10/05 4:30 PM | Reply
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hey brian manson i gest whant to tell you
that you are gest like father to me
i love you very much and i whant to
like your son right and , your e-mail

from your son marilyn

Posted by: marlyn manson at 11/16/05 7:08 PM | Reply
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manson rules the only thing to say an i think his kids will bring death i hope..........

Posted by: manson rules!! at 12/09/05 4:38 AM | Reply
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Dude thay look so damn cute together! manson i hope you have kids becuz i think that it would be the cutest thing in the world! I LOVE YOU MAN AND BEST OF LUCK!!
~~Sakura

Posted by: Sakura at 12/29/05 2:54 PM | Reply
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i think it is awesome that he is getting married. everyone needs someone to love. i hope he has a wonderful life with him. and for the people who disagree... fuck yall!!!

Posted by: peyton at 12/31/05 6:00 PM | Reply
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