Do You Think Britney Will Vote?

She has some nice tits, but i'm gonna have to crap on her this time. skrew her honkey ass. regardless who she votes for, she's laughing her ass off all the way to the bank. tax cuts and iraq is the last thing on that hoe's mind.

Posted by: Tony B at 11/01/04 11:39 PM | Reply
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it's amazing how little i care about anything britney does, yet i'm still strangely drawn to this site to bare witness to her decent into skankitude - go figure. will she vote? can she pick her sloppy ass up & make it to the nearest polling place? no clue, but it is difficult to picture. if assistants could vote by proxy, then i would say yes. but i don't think they can do that.

Posted by: mr g at 11/02/04 12:34 AM | Reply
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not unless they have drive-through polling booths...

Posted by: peter at 11/02/04 6:48 AM | Reply
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"it's amazing how little i care about anything britney does, yet i'm still strangely drawn to this site to bare witness to her decent into skankitude"

Ditto. Until I found this site, I really knew almost nothing about her. I wouldn't know one of her songs if it made my ears bleed. I deliberately shunned information about her because I have no interest in manufactured, billionaire celebs. I think the reason I'm enjoying the "descent" is because she took herself way too seriously--she believed her own press.

And will she vote? *yawn* I only care if she shows up at the polls with gum in her hair from the new stepchild or something.

Posted by: Puddin' at 11/02/04 7:47 AM | Reply
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Brit Brit: Baby, vote Bush!
Kev Kev: No, baby, I have to vote for Kerry; I'm a minority.
Brit Brit: No you're not, baby, you're white!
Kev Kev: Am not! Don't ever, ever say that again or else you could kiss your supply of Chettos goodbye!
Brit Brit: Don't you want to make the right choice for our future children?
Kev Kev: Are you pregnant, baby? [Kevin ponders-- if she's pregnant, it means I get more of her money. I guess I'll vote for Dubya. What What!! I hope my homies don't find out.]

Posted by: BushsBushyBushWack at 11/02/04 8:10 AM | Reply
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Good luck guys. I hope y'all do the right thing!

Posted by: Brit at 11/02/04 9:12 AM | Reply
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All of you are haters!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: HelloKitty at 11/02/04 4:18 PM | Reply
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I was wondering how in earth you would fit Britney or Kevin into this all-important day's post.

Posted by: buzzkill at 11/02/04 4:31 PM | Reply
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heehee...

being from socal... no one really cares all to much about the prez election seeing as how, even if we voted for bush... it wouldn't matter... this state is too liberal and would wash out those votes. What I am pondering is how'd she vote on the ballet issues we have... now that's pretty scary!

Posted by: socalgal at 11/02/04 5:48 PM | Reply
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Doubt it.

Posted by: Michael at 11/02/04 6:20 PM | Reply
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Good God I hope not.

"I think we should trust and support our President and everything he does" etc etc - Brit Brit

Posted by: anon at 11/02/04 6:26 PM | Reply
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"ballet" issues?

Posted by: Grog at 11/02/04 7:49 PM | Reply
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The only Bush she cares about is

OOOOOOOOOOOOH FACE!

Posted by: calliwell at 11/02/04 8:32 PM | Reply
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Ok, let's try that again.

The only Bush she cares about is: (insert obvious joke about genitalia here.)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FACE!

Posted by: calliwell at 11/02/04 8:33 PM | Reply
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ROCK THE VOTE FOR NADER!!!

Posted by: FoShame at 11/02/04 11:49 PM | Reply
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Socalgal:

First of all, its ballots. Secondly everyone here in SoCal that I know cares a whole lot about this presidential election, thank goodness. The state is liberal mainly in the Bay Area and in the LA area, what are you talking about? People here made sure to go vote to keep it liberal.

Posted by: Jennifer at 11/03/04 12:20 AM | Reply
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Britney: Y'all gotta vote for like Bush cause if that other guy wins it means them terrorist guys like win and they'll start attacking us and stuff.

I was reading in today's NY Daily News that two of the Vote or Die models Paris Hilton and 50 Cent aren't even registered, no suprise there. I mean honestly does Paris even know that there is a president of the United States!?

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/03/04 8:53 AM | Reply
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if she does she's voting for Bush,cause she's just that dumb.

Posted by: sweetpea at 11/03/04 8:59 AM | Reply
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Meh, the bible thumpers got their way.

*Puts on "Glad I Ain't American" tee that she bought oddly in New York*

Posted by: calliwell at 11/03/04 11:30 AM | Reply
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Very Sad day today. I'm wondering if KFed and Britt will be joining Ashlee and Jessica at the Bush ingural. And if they do go will Britt be wearing the ripped jean skirt with the Uggs and the MILF top and which trucker cap will KFed wear and which color wife beater will he wear?

Posted by: Grimmone at 11/03/04 1:19 PM | Reply
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Singer George Michael lends the piano on which John Lennon wrote Imagine to an anti-war exhibition...

Posted by: Turner Knowles at 11/12/06 9:56 AM | Reply
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