September 13, 2006

Don't Call Me, Whitney

AP reports that Bobby Brown will no longer be sticking his hand up Whitney Houston's constipated ass. So to speak. Their fourteen-year marriage "which withstood drug addiction, Brown's numerous arrests, the decline of Houston's once-sparkling image and domestic abuse allegations" is over. Hell to the yes.

It's not all frowns for Whitney though. There's always Osama. And crack!

Posted at 8:39 PM
Tags: Whitney Houston

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14 Comments

That was harsh. I hope ragging on a drug addict who finally manages to end an abusive relationship really gets you off.

Posted by: James at 09/13/06 10:18 PM | Reply
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lol it does when their name is whitney houston

Posted by: micah at 09/13/06 10:34 PM | Reply
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whitney my dear my sprawling cave complex awaits you my little chocolate delight

allah akbar

Posted by: Usama at 09/14/06 12:08 AM | Reply
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Bobby was abused as much as Whitney. Not only did she hit him but he had to did crap out of her boney ass.

Posted by: Hebehobewhitney at 09/14/06 12:37 AM | Reply
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Money can't buy you happiness.

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 09/14/06 5:52 AM | Reply
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Crack is wack!

Posted by: Tony G at 09/14/06 9:45 AM | Reply
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*sigh* I thought they'd be crazy together forever...

Posted by: Sara Leah at 09/14/06 1:37 PM | Reply
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maybe she was a bad influence on him

Posted by: pinder at 09/14/06 3:09 PM | Reply
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ooh loved the islands reference.

Posted by: kg at 09/14/06 3:46 PM | Reply
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What do they mean it "withstood drug addiction"?

It WAS drug addiction.

Posted by: Nicki at 09/14/06 5:06 PM | Reply
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nice islands reference

Posted by: fuckyea at 09/15/06 11:21 AM | Reply
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Whitney kicked by drinking a staggering 8 litres of water per sitting - and she sits a lot. That's like 100 L of water a day. Bobby was probably just annoyed at how much she was peeing - he was like "Goddamn it not on the carpet again!!! I'm leaving!!"

Posted by: Your Friend at 09/15/06 2:14 PM | Reply
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Posted by: your Friend at 09/15/06 2:17 PM | Reply
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Whitney could go on Flavor of Love, she can piss on his carpet while that other mud duck shits on it.

Posted by: Whibly at 09/20/06 1:57 AM | Reply
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