Don't Trust These Men With Your Kids

I was actually startled when I came to this site. Freaky to say the least.

Posted by: Kenny at 02/22/05 9:11 PM | Reply
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Personally..I'd let that Willy Wonka touch me inapropiately.haha.

Eva

Posted by: Eva at 02/22/05 9:36 PM | Reply
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I second that, Eva.

Posted by: normal at 02/22/05 9:41 PM | Reply
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I'm all over THAT Wanka's lolli!!

Posted by: Liza at 02/22/05 9:49 PM | Reply
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That was the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long while.

Posted by: Kate at 02/22/05 9:53 PM | Reply
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Whats up with MJ's hands?

Posted by: caleb at 02/22/05 10:13 PM | Reply
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RE: Michael's hands - I'd say that's JPEG compression errors, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Matt Burris at 02/22/05 10:29 PM | Reply
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I'm saving that pic... I was horrified

Posted by: Somersault at 02/22/05 10:46 PM | Reply
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willy wonka looks like anna wintour in her high school production of nicholas nickleby.

Posted by: lara at 02/22/05 11:23 PM | Reply
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that is the most freakin scary picture i have ever seen of Jacko i am going to have nightmares especially of his hand.

Posted by: CO-D at 02/22/05 11:26 PM | Reply
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re: the funky hands

come to think of it; yes, those are some freaky looking hands for someone who's only 47.

Posted by: Akio at 02/23/05 12:48 AM | Reply
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Michael Jackson: the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Posted by: Ashley at 02/23/05 12:58 AM | Reply
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inappropiately* I just noticed my typo.

Posted by: Eva at 02/23/05 1:11 AM | Reply
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I've been pointing out the similarities between Depp's Wonka and MJ ever since the trailer came out! Thank you for letting me know that I'm not the only one who notices these things.

Posted by: Vaginasaurus at 02/23/05 2:12 AM | Reply
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Isn't MJ supposed to have some sort of rare skin condition that makes him so light skinned? Could the bruising around his hand be the result of that condition, or is it just from getting his hand caught in the cookie jar?

Posted by: EJ Friedman at 02/23/05 2:26 AM | Reply
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horrifying. i used to like michael jackson, even through the baby/balcony incident...i was still by his side...the bashir documentary weirded me out..gave me doubts...then when the 2nd accusers came forward i gave in. the guy is just too weird for words.

Posted by: CONTRON at 02/23/05 2:48 AM | Reply
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"Michael Jackson: the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?"

OMG! I was thinking the exact same thing!

Posted by: Puddin' at 02/23/05 8:14 AM | Reply
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http://profiles.myspace.com/users/13843497

Posted by: jamie at 02/23/05 9:22 AM | Reply
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No no it's "don't trust these MEN wtih your KIDS." i don't think you have to worry about your kids getting eagar for these men

Posted by: john at 02/23/05 9:31 AM | Reply
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interview with a vampire and neverland see if you can match up the appropriate person

Posted by: dsp at 02/23/05 10:51 AM | Reply
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i bet michael wouldn't mind showing charlie his "chocolate factory," if you know what i'm saying, and i don't, so...

Posted by: Spencer at 02/23/05 11:32 AM | Reply
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Ewwwww! Michael's chocolate factory...

Posted by: normal at 02/23/05 11:34 AM | Reply
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Actually that isn't Wonka, it's Charlie, because I believe Charlie And The Choclate factory is a follow up to Willy Wonka And The Choclate Factory, since Willy gave Charlie the Choclate Factory, you know right before they flew out of the glass roof of that building in that awesome space ship thing...

Posted by: Tyler at 02/23/05 11:55 AM | Reply
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Michael Jackson looks like the talking gremlin from Gremlins 2. I wonder what would happen if we got him wet/let him eat after midnight?

Posted by: Jellybean at 02/23/05 12:01 PM | Reply
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actually you are very wrong there is no willy wonka and hte chocolate factory only

charlie and the chocolate factory

and

charlie and the reat glass elevator

the second book is still when charlie is young and thay go through space in this elevator and encounter such dangerous creatures as giant knids.

so that IS willy wonka THANKYOU

Posted by: sarah at 02/23/05 12:04 PM | Reply
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Thanks, Sarah, for pointing that out to Tyler. This is not a follow-up, but a remake of the original. Roald Dahl's book is Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the Gene Wilder movie changed the title for marketing purposes.

And as for great glass elevators, didn't I hear that Jacko encouraged those minors to do some glass elevating themselves? Giving alcohol to minors, keeping them in bed with you, perhaps touching them inappropriately and, even worse, making them listen to Pretty Young Thing over and over again.

Posted by: Isaac B2 at 02/23/05 12:33 PM | Reply
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The "condition" that Michael "suffered" from is called vitilago. My mom has had it since she was 12. Basically, your body detects melanin as harmful and therefore attempts to rid itself of it -- leaving your skin with white (melanin-free) patches. It's NOT a GRADUAL lightening of your skin. My mom has several patches (on her arms, legs, neck, face...everywhere) and they continue to expand as more and more melanin is eaten away. But it's by no means a rapid process. She's 48 and has had this since she was 12 --- and her skin is FAR from being entirely white. Jacko went from brown to white relatively quickly, didn't he? And when was he ever seen with patches?? Never. That claim is bull shit. The only thing this freak suffered from* was obsessive skin bleaching. Nice try, tho...

*N.B: in the way of his skin condition

Posted by: chels at 02/23/05 12:36 PM | Reply
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That has got to the one of the most horrifying imagse of Michael Jackson in existance.

Posted by: potato at 02/23/05 12:59 PM | Reply
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i think jonny depp somehow looks ammmmaaazzzingly hot in any role. Michael Jackson on the other hand, is a complete freak. That is the worst picture i have seen of him EVER. I dont c y they dont just lock him up now.

Posted by: Paige at 02/23/05 1:14 PM | Reply
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Johnny looks like a nice verison of Anna Wintour in drag and MJ looks as if he is wearing a rubber mask.

Posted by: Grimmone at 02/23/05 1:27 PM | Reply
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The most horrifying thing I've seen since Houston's eye...

Posted by: Neverthere at 02/23/05 1:40 PM | Reply
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Maybe its just me....but does it look like he widened his nose again? Perhaps the "flu" he had to be brought to the hospital for was more like "lets make my nose look somewhat less grotesque" hospital trip?

Posted by: Vanessa at 02/23/05 1:55 PM | Reply
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His hair kinda looks like Lauren Holly's in Dumb and Dumber. He needs one of the cloth hair band things and he would look real sweet.

Posted by: Squirrel Master at 02/23/05 2:44 PM | Reply
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dudes, i didn't get the mj comparison at all! watching the trailer i thought johnny depp = amelie/audrey tatou

Posted by: blargh at 02/23/05 2:52 PM | Reply
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The first thing I noticed was Michael Jackson's hands. They're all yellow and waxen. That purple patch on the back of one hand makes him look like a dead person. I bet people in the casket look like that, except for the ghoulish vampiric face...*shudder*

Posted by: Risa at 02/23/05 3:22 PM | Reply
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terrifying. i'm gonna cry. and i'm talking about johnny's hair and makeup.

Posted by: gary at 02/23/05 4:09 PM | Reply
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With all the money that weirdo has, and as much as he's fucked up his face..you'd THINK that he do SOMETHING with his hands......really.

Posted by: sweetpea at 02/23/05 4:34 PM | Reply
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ahh, what the hell, people dont look like that even after theyre dead...creepy creepy creepy...omg, i thought the child catcher thing too...guys i dont think there is a scarier person than mj in the world, i mean holy crap i just wanna run off screaming like a little girl and im 6'4 and quite into working out...very sad...just sad.

Posted by: bigtdingaling at 02/24/05 12:35 AM | Reply
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I'm a bit worried about myself because I've never found Johnny Depp hotter than in his Willy Wonka incarnation.

That being said, Michael Jackson=the Cryptkeeper's little brother.

Posted by: Alison at 02/24/05 9:07 AM | Reply
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Hey can I wonk your willy?

Posted by: tinker at 02/24/05 12:13 PM | Reply
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That was actually a cut scene from the Thriller video...

Posted by: James at 02/25/05 12:11 PM | Reply
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Tinker I'd let you wonk my willy

Posted by: Elle Woods at 02/25/05 7:25 PM | Reply
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Jacko looks like the next Golum. The kids are afterall 'precious'

Posted by: KT at 07/08/05 2:52 PM | Reply
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