Don't Trust These Men With Your Kids
Posted at 8:06 PM
February 22, 2005
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I was actually startled when I came to this site. Freaky to say the least.
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Personally..I'd let that Willy Wonka touch me inapropiately.haha.
Eva
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I second that, Eva.
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I'm all over THAT Wanka's lolli!!
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That was the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long while.
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Whats up with MJ's hands?
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RE: Michael's hands - I'd say that's JPEG compression errors, but I could be wrong.
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I'm saving that pic... I was horrified
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willy wonka looks like anna wintour in her high school production of nicholas nickleby.
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that is the most freakin scary picture i have ever seen of Jacko i am going to have nightmares especially of his hand.
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re: the funky hands
come to think of it; yes, those are some freaky looking hands for someone who's only 47.
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Michael Jackson: the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
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inappropiately* I just noticed my typo.
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I've been pointing out the similarities between Depp's Wonka and MJ ever since the trailer came out! Thank you for letting me know that I'm not the only one who notices these things.
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Isn't MJ supposed to have some sort of rare skin condition that makes him so light skinned? Could the bruising around his hand be the result of that condition, or is it just from getting his hand caught in the cookie jar?
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horrifying. i used to like michael jackson, even through the baby/balcony incident...i was still by his side...the bashir documentary weirded me out..gave me doubts...then when the 2nd accusers came forward i gave in. the guy is just too weird for words.
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"Michael Jackson: the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?"
OMG! I was thinking the exact same thing!
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http://profiles.myspace.com/users/13843497
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No no it's "don't trust these MEN wtih your KIDS." i don't think you have to worry about your kids getting eagar for these men
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interview with a vampire and neverland see if you can match up the appropriate person
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i bet michael wouldn't mind showing charlie his "chocolate factory," if you know what i'm saying, and i don't, so...
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Ewwwww! Michael's chocolate factory...
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Actually that isn't Wonka, it's Charlie, because I believe Charlie And The Choclate factory is a follow up to Willy Wonka And The Choclate Factory, since Willy gave Charlie the Choclate Factory, you know right before they flew out of the glass roof of that building in that awesome space ship thing...
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Michael Jackson looks like the talking gremlin from Gremlins 2. I wonder what would happen if we got him wet/let him eat after midnight?
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actually you are very wrong there is no willy wonka and hte chocolate factory only
charlie and the chocolate factory
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charlie and the reat glass elevator
the second book is still when charlie is young and thay go through space in this elevator and encounter such dangerous creatures as giant knids.
so that IS willy wonka THANKYOU
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Thanks, Sarah, for pointing that out to Tyler. This is not a follow-up, but a remake of the original. Roald Dahl's book is Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the Gene Wilder movie changed the title for marketing purposes.
And as for great glass elevators, didn't I hear that Jacko encouraged those minors to do some glass elevating themselves? Giving alcohol to minors, keeping them in bed with you, perhaps touching them inappropriately and, even worse, making them listen to Pretty Young Thing over and over again.
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The "condition" that Michael "suffered" from is called vitilago. My mom has had it since she was 12. Basically, your body detects melanin as harmful and therefore attempts to rid itself of it -- leaving your skin with white (melanin-free) patches. It's NOT a GRADUAL lightening of your skin. My mom has several patches (on her arms, legs, neck, face...everywhere) and they continue to expand as more and more melanin is eaten away. But it's by no means a rapid process. She's 48 and has had this since she was 12 --- and her skin is FAR from being entirely white. Jacko went from brown to white relatively quickly, didn't he? And when was he ever seen with patches?? Never. That claim is bull shit. The only thing this freak suffered from* was obsessive skin bleaching. Nice try, tho...
*N.B: in the way of his skin condition
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That has got to the one of the most horrifying imagse of Michael Jackson in existance.
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i think jonny depp somehow looks ammmmaaazzzingly hot in any role. Michael Jackson on the other hand, is a complete freak. That is the worst picture i have seen of him EVER. I dont c y they dont just lock him up now.
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Johnny looks like a nice verison of Anna Wintour in drag and MJ looks as if he is wearing a rubber mask.
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The most horrifying thing I've seen since Houston's eye...
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Maybe its just me....but does it look like he widened his nose again? Perhaps the "flu" he had to be brought to the hospital for was more like "lets make my nose look somewhat less grotesque" hospital trip?
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His hair kinda looks like Lauren Holly's in Dumb and Dumber. He needs one of the cloth hair band things and he would look real sweet.
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dudes, i didn't get the mj comparison at all! watching the trailer i thought johnny depp = amelie/audrey tatou
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The first thing I noticed was Michael Jackson's hands. They're all yellow and waxen. That purple patch on the back of one hand makes him look like a dead person. I bet people in the casket look like that, except for the ghoulish vampiric face...*shudder*
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terrifying. i'm gonna cry. and i'm talking about johnny's hair and makeup.
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With all the money that weirdo has, and as much as he's fucked up his face..you'd THINK that he do SOMETHING with his hands......really.
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ahh, what the hell, people dont look like that even after theyre dead...creepy creepy creepy...omg, i thought the child catcher thing too...guys i dont think there is a scarier person than mj in the world, i mean holy crap i just wanna run off screaming like a little girl and im 6'4 and quite into working out...very sad...just sad.
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I'm a bit worried about myself because I've never found Johnny Depp hotter than in his Willy Wonka incarnation.
That being said, Michael Jackson=the Cryptkeeper's little brother.
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Hey can I wonk your willy?
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That was actually a cut scene from the Thriller video...
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Tinker I'd let you wonk my willy
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Jacko looks like the next Golum. The kids are afterall 'precious'
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