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Don't You (Forget About Britney)

Mrs. Federline got her hair did, soccer mommy stizz.

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First. I have no life. HA

Posted by: Blondegeek at 07/18/05 9:49 PM | Reply
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second?? is that any good?

Posted by: arcade mike at 07/18/05 10:03 PM | Reply
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What is up with her nose?!?

Posted by: Lance Keeney at 07/18/05 10:04 PM | Reply
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In addition to their boobs growing, often times their noses do, too. In some cases (I'm looking at you, Gwyneth), their noses never look the same again.

Posted by: theexpert at 07/18/05 10:15 PM | Reply
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BUM-CHIN ALERT

Posted by: optimus at 07/18/05 10:25 PM | Reply
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I don't like it.

Posted by: nancy at 07/18/05 10:27 PM | Reply
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I wonder which will become trendy and copied first:
Her sassy new hairdo, or those Jeff "E.L.O." Lynne sunglasses she's wearing.

Posted by: Blu at 07/18/05 10:34 PM | Reply
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Did she cut off all her hair or is it just in an ugly ponytail?

Posted by: memememe at 07/18/05 10:44 PM | Reply
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her boobs scare me.
but not as much as the thought that she is actually going to have a kid. eek.

Posted by: candice at 07/18/05 11:02 PM | Reply
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yarbles, I'm eating here. can I get a courtesy flush please.

Posted by: matthew at 07/18/05 11:27 PM | Reply
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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I think we all can definitively say that yes, her breasts are (sadly) real.

Posted by: Marsha at 07/18/05 11:30 PM | Reply
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she looks very much like a transexual. i knew she was hiding something from the american public.

Posted by: EasyP at 07/18/05 11:42 PM | Reply
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Looks photoshopped to me. :S

Posted by: zach at 07/18/05 11:46 PM | Reply
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you can tell it is by looking a little below her necklace line. She changes skin tones.

Posted by: zach at 07/18/05 11:47 PM | Reply
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By the way... Courtney Love called.... wants everything back.

Posted by: blonde geek at 07/18/05 11:57 PM | Reply
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"I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."

CALLIN YOU ON IT
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/2696741.html

Posted by: G3K at 07/19/05 12:01 AM | Reply
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What does Stereogum have to do with someone's Livejournal. Go away.

Posted by: no at 07/19/05 12:09 AM | Reply
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it has to do with the livejournal community where there are more pictures of her new do.
& it's not photoshopped.

Posted by: brandy at 07/19/05 12:31 AM | Reply
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Her skin is horrible. Look at her chest, she looks like a leather bag.

Posted by: Nicole at 07/19/05 1:00 AM | Reply
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I, uh, actually have that haircut. I swear it looks better on me than her.

Posted by: E. at 07/19/05 1:22 AM | Reply
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"What does Stereogum have to do with someone's Livejournal. Go away."

no, I think I love you

Posted by: Nocturne at 07/19/05 1:34 AM | Reply
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I actually think she looks better than she has for ages (relatively speaking). Is there something wrong with me?

Posted by: Brit at 07/19/05 2:59 AM | Reply
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She's glowing. (Possibly from nausea & all that morning sickness.)

Posted by: WHUAT ?! at 07/19/05 3:30 AM | Reply
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Brit, I agree, she *does* look better than she has in a while. And the fact that she still looks like refried ass says a lot.

Posted by: Nicole at 07/19/05 3:48 AM | Reply
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what scares the most is that she's going to be taped while giving birth and wants to share it on TV....Is Britney desperately looking for money????

Posted by: sab at 07/19/05 3:59 AM | Reply
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One word people.........B R A..... jesus please Kev kebab buy her a boulder holder...dam.....

Posted by: MK at 07/19/05 7:13 AM | Reply
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My god! She looks like shit runover twice!
That is the worst looking pregnant woman ever!!!!

Posted by: Barbarella at 07/19/05 7:24 AM | Reply
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Sab, her last TV show was just humiliating for her and now this! Her breast is so saggy that she can whipe the floor with them.
I just don't get it, why someone with so much money wont put on a freaking bra, isn't so expensive and it helps keeping the boobs of the floor.
Once white trash always a white trash...

Posted by: Lindsay at 07/19/05 8:58 AM | Reply
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looks like a dude.

Posted by: jobert at 07/19/05 9:16 AM | Reply
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why is her cleavage is off-center?

Posted by: Randy Savage at 07/19/05 9:21 AM | Reply
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She looks like a possum I hit with my car last week... except with less sex appeal than said possum

Posted by: Josh at 07/19/05 9:28 AM | Reply
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Her chest has no shape at all. She looks gross and dirty. That hair is not helping at all.

Posted by: skylar at 07/19/05 9:34 AM | Reply
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i'm sorry, but hasn't she been pregnant for about 14 months now? the bitch is due.

Posted by: jack at 07/19/05 9:43 AM | Reply
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i think it just seems like 14 months because every time she does something, it's all over the gossip news.

Posted by: potato at 07/19/05 10:13 AM | Reply
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and why the cowboy boots? how hot her feet and legs must be, and how much they must stink when she pries them off.... is she trying to be like LL and Nicole and the Olsen gals? and how come she has no 'celebrity' friends, only her pre-teen sister?

Posted by: jjj at 07/19/05 10:16 AM | Reply
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jjj, you forgot that Madonna is her "best friend"
and she is helping her with kabbalah, i believe that not even kabbalah can help that trainwreck...

Posted by: Barbarella at 07/19/05 10:21 AM | Reply
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ha ... my wife got the same haircut yesterday (probably for $150 less)

Posted by: clashed at 07/19/05 11:23 AM | Reply
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What a fucking cow! I wouldn't fuck her!

Posted by: Chad at 07/19/05 11:24 AM | Reply
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I only fuck that fat bitch if she paid me like she does with that K Fed dude

Posted by: Owen at 07/19/05 11:33 AM | Reply
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She does look like a midwestern fat white cow

Posted by: Melie at 07/19/05 11:35 AM | Reply
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Britney Sperms is a fat ass ho!

Posted by: Natalie at 07/19/05 12:43 PM | Reply
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She used to be so hot, and now not even her face is pretty.

Posted by: Brian at 07/19/05 1:06 PM | Reply
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That is one ugly ass lady!

Posted by: Sean at 07/19/05 1:10 PM | Reply
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barbarella, i can't believe that britney asked madonna to be the godmother of her kid and madonna said noooooooooo. madonna has done some stupid things in her life but she's not that stupid.

Posted by: stephanie at 07/19/05 1:11 PM | Reply
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She looks like a random lady down the street, perhaps she is trying to clean up her image and be a **gasps** mommy! Wouldn't it be great if she had a girl who acted slutty and wanted to be Christina Aguilera at age 5 and she saw the error of her ways.

Posted by: Retardo at 07/19/05 1:14 PM | Reply
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Stephanie, i was being sarcastic, i know that Madonna refuse to be the godmother of Britney's baby, but she keep blabing about Madonna as if they are BFF.

Posted by: Barbarella at 07/19/05 1:41 PM | Reply
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They should've use her lopped-off extensions to provide some buttressing for her boobs.

All those millions... you'd think she could afford a bra or two. Or two hundred.

Posted by: Avatar at 07/19/05 1:43 PM | Reply
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Is that a double chin?
Danm, she looks like a pink fat pig and that is a bad haircut.

Posted by: Gabi at 07/19/05 1:47 PM | Reply
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Just glancing I thought it was Courtney Love

Posted by: J at 07/19/05 1:49 PM | Reply
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I don't know why, but she kind of reminds me of David Cross in that picture.

Posted by: Eric at 07/19/05 2:14 PM | Reply
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That picture will haunt me forever... I'm feeling sorry for K Fed, for having to fuck jabba the hut.

Posted by: Fabio at 07/19/05 2:24 PM | Reply
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Fabio, LMAO!

Posted by: Greg at 07/19/05 2:38 PM | Reply
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Her right boob looks slightly larger than her left.


Haha.

Posted by: Susan at 07/19/05 2:42 PM | Reply
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Jabba the hut! OMG i never notice that, but Fabio you're right she does look like a big blob, LOL!

Posted by: Hillary at 07/19/05 2:45 PM | Reply
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She looks like open ass probably smells.

Posted by: Erin at 07/19/05 2:47 PM | Reply
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These comments are hysterical

Posted by: Jake at 07/19/05 2:50 PM | Reply
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I'm very glad to see that pig looking like that! Now she is showing her true collors.

Posted by: Kristen at 07/19/05 2:53 PM | Reply
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I meant, she looks like how open ass probably smells. I mean, just to clarify.

When I look at this picture, I make the same face I imagine I'd make if I were smelling open ass.

Posted by: Erin at 07/19/05 2:53 PM | Reply
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Geez. I got that haircut in the middle of my pregnancy, too. Looked just that bad. What happened was, I suddenly realized I didn't want my little precious to be able to pull my hair. Yeah, I know - that makes absolutely no sense. There you go.

Posted by: pam at 07/19/05 2:55 PM | Reply
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I love ladys with long hair. she look bad yall!

Posted by: Peter at 07/19/05 2:59 PM | Reply
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Doesn't anyone notice the big large brown spot in her cleavage??????? What the hell is that????

Posted by: me at 07/19/05 3:10 PM | Reply
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Yes i notice WTF is that?!

Posted by: T at 07/19/05 3:14 PM | Reply
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I noticed that too, and was wondering if anyone would mention that it either looks like crusted on chocolate, or skin cancer. I really can't tell ya.

Also what the fuck is with this woman. Honestly. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a man, but when she was pregnant she looked FABULOUS. She set a new standard for preggies, with her fashion sense. Doll, at least wear a bra.

Also did anyone see Brit's shirt she wore to the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory premiere? That attention slut needs to leave it alone.

She doesn't need money, she's still got pleanty from the endorsement sales from Mattel, Pepsi, her tour, and whoever bought that bloody movie of hers.

I will still admit this: I LIKE THIS BRITNEY BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE. She looks funnier, and smells like that stinky French cheese.

Posted by: calliwell at 07/19/05 3:53 PM | Reply
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I can't believe that blob is Britney, i used to think she was so pretty and now i feel so sorry for her...

Posted by: Paula at 07/19/05 3:55 PM | Reply
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caliwell i like this britney too! she looks like shit and set a really low stadart for pregnant woman looking at her make me feel good about myself, just becouse i look way better then her and i'm also pregnant but my breats accutualy improve with the pregnancy, maybe 'couse i wear a bra.

Posted by: Yolanda at 07/19/05 3:59 PM | Reply
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I say milk her, bottle it up, and ship it over to feed starving kids in africa. That way she will do at least one worthwhile thing in her lifetime.

Posted by: Chu Chu at 07/19/05 4:34 PM | Reply
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Damn you dudes are cold!

I'd still totally fuck her, but only after I've had my penis surgically replaced with a coat hanger. *snap*

Posted by: holmes at 07/19/05 5:49 PM | Reply
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yes, britney is white trash.
yes, she's richer than any of us can imagine.
yes, yes, yes.

so why would i still curl up in her lap and suckle at those deliciously distended teats for hours?

oh, right: because i'm a filthy pervert!

as you were

Posted by: me at 07/19/05 8:14 PM | Reply
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I scanned the comments, and I think I am the first one who thinks she looks dead sexy. Maybe its because I have a thing for preg chicks--they start filling out in different places--they're all hormonal. If you've never done it with a pregnant chick, you're missing something. It helps if the fetus is your's, though. Could kill the mood.

Ok--back on topic. I think she looks hot, and I'd definitely ball her.

Posted by: Matt at 07/19/05 11:36 PM | Reply
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yeah, i think you guys are harsh. there's nothing new in this picture, just a bad haircut.

Posted by: kristine at 07/20/05 12:27 AM | Reply
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>I don't know why, but she kind of reminds me of David Cross in that picture.

That's because she's got a big, swollen button nose nose in this picture. The glasses (on both Cross and Brit) don't help a lot either.

Posted by: jobert at 07/20/05 5:43 AM | Reply
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Kristine, you need an eye exame! She is fat like a cow, her tits is way to saggy, her nose looks like a potato, that dress is awful and plus the hair! You do the math. I dig pregnant chicks too but she looks really bad i don't fuck the blob.

Posted by: Mo at 07/20/05 7:33 AM | Reply
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Mo i did the math,but for a guy that dig ladys how come you know so much about these details?

And i agree she looks like a pice of smelly shit, and is not just a haircut is the hole thing.

Posted by: Abby Bryant at 07/20/05 9:05 AM | Reply
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I wouldn't fuck her, she look like crap, i like a fine ass, not a jelly monster! And i saw some pregnant chicks that look so hot and i totally fuck them but not Britney, unless she paid me.

Posted by: Jared at 07/20/05 10:14 AM | Reply
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no no no! what's the child going to look like? i can't bear to imagine!

Posted by: crybaby at 07/20/05 1:09 PM | Reply
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what the fuck is wrong with you people. she's gonna have a baby, why should she even care about her looks right now. i think its great that she dont give a fuck about her looks atm, she's a better model for all the girls out there now then she ever was before. its not the outside that counts, right?

Posted by: uhm at 07/20/05 1:51 PM | Reply
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uhm, you are sooo right, i think i'm going to be a stripper and buy a free loader men for myself, get pregnant with his thrird child and look really bad just like Britney.
She is such a role model yall!
That is BS and you know it! A lot of woman and i don't mean celebrity, get pregnant and keep looking good and if what is inside that counts she is really f**** up 'couse if she keep with her habbits that child is going to be a F*** retard! Britney is hollow like a sea shell, if she had a mind she would take better care of herself and the "fans".

Posted by: Julie at 07/20/05 2:15 PM | Reply
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Uhm, you are serious mistaken about Britney being a positive role model now.
Yes she is married, but not under the best circunstances, and i will hate if my teenage daughter got married with some K Fed dude, that already has two kid's and left a pregnant girlfriend behind.
If what is inside that counts you need to review your concept about role models.

Posted by: Tery at 07/20/05 2:32 PM | Reply
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There is nothing wrong about take care of yourself when you are expecting a child, i know a lot of woman who cares about, Denise Richards look amazing and hot while she was pregnant and i think that is a role model to a lot of woman out there.
When i get pregnant i will want to look good, is hard enough being pregnant, and i don't want to let myself go, and that doesn't make me a bad person or shalow, there is nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Rania at 07/20/05 2:48 PM | Reply
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saying that she's a better role model now does'nt mean that i think she was good before. she is/was and probably always will be a bad role model. well well.. its just all those fucked up comments that bugs me. "I wouldn't fuck her, she look like crap, i like a fine ass, not a jelly monster!" come on..

Posted by: uhm at 07/20/05 4:40 PM | Reply
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This site having been mentioned in Teen People is the worst thing that could've happened to it. I'm guessing the median age of posters on this thread to be about 12 and a half. Most of them can't even fucking *spell*. Jesus. This is the saddest thing I've seen since the IMDB message boards got overrun with juvenile idiots. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted...

Posted by: ding dong the gum is dead at 07/20/05 10:26 PM | Reply
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"yo kevin your mom's titty is lookin' mad good yo."

Posted by: casper at 07/21/05 2:08 AM | Reply
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"...i don't want to let myself go, and that doesn't make me a bad person or shalow..."

Actually, that does make you shallow, but it doesn't make you a bad person.

Posted by: hweeble at 07/21/05 5:33 AM | Reply
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I don't care about how she looks, or her baby, or K.Fed still insisting that he smokes around a pregnant woman.

Seriously, is that a wart on her chest?

Posted by: Cammie at 07/21/05 2:57 PM | Reply
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I'd love to see what some of you pirate hookers would look like pregnant. She looks pretty damn good.

Posted by: a saucy bitch at 07/21/05 4:53 PM | Reply
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I also think she looks good. Bad haircut, but at least she hasnt put on like, 100 pounds. Well, she hasnt yet...

Posted by: Andie at 07/21/05 8:24 PM | Reply
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whens her kid due?

Posted by: Satisfied '75 at 07/22/05 5:39 AM | Reply
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For being pregnant, I'd say she looks damn good.. God, why can't people just leave her alone and let her live?! Not every fucking celebrity in the world puts on 10 pounds of make-up in the AM, and goes out looking like the do in every god damned photoshoot they do! Get over it, get a life, and shut the fuck up!

Brit: Girl, you look good! Don't let them bother you.. You'll have a gorgeous baby in a few months!!

Posted by: felicia at 07/22/05 11:14 AM | Reply
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Wow! i guess we have another song from Brit Brit!
Felicia that is a bunch of BS!
That baby is going to as retard as you both are...

Posted by: Pamela at 07/22/05 3:39 PM | Reply
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I wonder why Britney post brings out the worst in people?

She looks bad, but once she had that baby she is going to have an extreme makeover and she will look good again.

Posted by: Gabi at 08/01/05 7:44 AM | Reply
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I think she looks pretty,Britney is going to be a mom,like it or not.She's PREGNANT!She has to be fat,she can't have her body she used to have because she going to have a beautiful baby.and she is white,so?is that a bad thing?people feel bad because some people make fun of their skin color,she's white,so?do you all have a problem with that?Nobody is perfect.why do you all hate her so much?she didn't do anything to you all.Think about it.I am just a big fan,I had to give my opinion.And that baby is gonna beautiful just like his/her mother.

Posted by: Britney's Fan at 08/17/05 11:41 PM | Reply
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