Diddy opens up to Elle:
“I’m still the flyest motherfucker out there. I’m still dictating what’s hot, what the flavor is, what dance should be done. I’m not trying to hold on to my youth — I’m just timeless, I guess.”There are so many things wrong with that statement. Starting with "flyest."
Meanwhile, Diddy needs a new name in the UK. Suggestions?
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I,m thinking his new name should be "Grand Master Ass Clown" or possibly "Ego the Dancing Pisshead".
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how 'bout Tired Ol' Testicles?
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Kicked in the Throat. Ideally, he'd get this name after somebody kicked him in the throat.
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I like Grand Master Ass Clown. What about 'Shiddy'? Too easy?
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p scrote
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Courtesy of the Onion awhile ago:
P. Puff Diddly-Dang Doofus.
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I'm still mad at Diddy for ruining Life After Death, not to mention countless pop and hip-hop songs from the past.
And for a guy who claims to dictate style, dude sure did rip-off Onyx pretty bad back in the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvw8kx2LD4"
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I'm still mad at Diddy for ruining Life After Death, not to mention countless pop and hip-hop songs from the past.
And for a guy who claims to dictate style, dude sure did rip-off Onyx pretty bad back in the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvw8kx2LD4
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Da band was a big MOFO smash.
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"Douchey".
Simple, gets the point across.
Plus, there's no "P" to get in between him and his fans.
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"Puff" would do just fine for northern parts of the UK, where the word means both marijuana and homosexual.
Here is a sentence that uses all 3 meanings:
"Puff, ya puff, got any puff?"
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Or mebbe;
Puff The Cunty Bollock.
mehehehehehehe
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Diddly Winks?
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how about "dumbshit"? or is that reserved for tony blair?
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the name should be Shitty! it rhymes with diddy, he couldn't come up with something better. go fitty, kick his ugly ass!
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As Ben Stiller says: P-Pop-Poppa-Diddy-Pop
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Piddy
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Douchebag Muhfukah
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fiddy cent.
P giddy school girl.
Not so widdy.
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P Diggle Berry? P Active?
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Diddyt - that would be a good name, more realistic than the other options listed, but what do I know ...all i wish for is freedom of my people.
nely brown
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P.IfItWerentForBiggieI'dBeWorkingAtFootLocker
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From that picture I'd go with:
B.K.Monkey
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i have such distaste for this clown that i simply can't wear the 'sean john' tie my daughter got me.
but as far as an appopriate moniker for this soulless ignoramus, i'd say the person up above got it right:
'shiddy.'
it's appropriate, to-the-point and says it all.
'shiddy' he is.
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What do you expect from a guy who's been bragging about having bad skin?
Poof Dizzy.
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Fiddy
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