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I,m thinking his new name should be "Grand Master Ass Clown" or possibly "Ego the Dancing Pisshead".

Posted by: John at 09/11/06 1:36 PM | Reply
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how 'bout Tired Ol' Testicles?

Posted by: kowgurl at 09/11/06 1:37 PM | Reply
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Kicked in the Throat. Ideally, he'd get this name after somebody kicked him in the throat.

Posted by: j at 09/11/06 1:47 PM | Reply
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I like Grand Master Ass Clown. What about 'Shiddy'? Too easy?

Posted by: gil at 09/11/06 1:58 PM | Reply
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p scrote

Posted by: kory at 09/11/06 1:58 PM | Reply
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Courtesy of the Onion awhile ago:
P. Puff Diddly-Dang Doofus.

Posted by: Rip Tatermen at 09/11/06 2:06 PM | Reply
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I'm still mad at Diddy for ruining Life After Death, not to mention countless pop and hip-hop songs from the past.

And for a guy who claims to dictate style, dude sure did rip-off Onyx pretty bad back in the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvw8kx2LD4"

Posted by: Paul H. at 09/11/06 2:32 PM | Reply
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I'm still mad at Diddy for ruining Life After Death, not to mention countless pop and hip-hop songs from the past.

And for a guy who claims to dictate style, dude sure did rip-off Onyx pretty bad back in the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvw8kx2LD4

Posted by: Paul H. at 09/11/06 2:34 PM | Reply
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Da band was a big MOFO smash.

Posted by: Big Lippy Doodie at 09/11/06 2:37 PM | Reply
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"Douchey".

Simple, gets the point across.

Plus, there's no "P" to get in between him and his fans.

Posted by: Ron Goldman at 09/11/06 2:42 PM | Reply
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"Puff" would do just fine for northern parts of the UK, where the word means both marijuana and homosexual.

Here is a sentence that uses all 3 meanings:

"Puff, ya puff, got any puff?"

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 09/11/06 2:42 PM | Reply
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Or mebbe;

Puff The Cunty Bollock.

mehehehehehehe

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 09/11/06 2:45 PM | Reply
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Diddly Winks?

Posted by: AnonyMouse at 09/11/06 3:19 PM | Reply
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how about "dumbshit"? or is that reserved for tony blair?

Posted by: balumpus at 09/11/06 3:57 PM | Reply
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the name should be Shitty! it rhymes with diddy, he couldn't come up with something better. go fitty, kick his ugly ass!

Posted by: thom at 09/11/06 3:57 PM | Reply
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As Ben Stiller says: P-Pop-Poppa-Diddy-Pop

Posted by: Trey at 09/11/06 4:27 PM | Reply
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Piddy

Posted by: kibbe at 09/11/06 8:03 PM | Reply
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Douchebag Muhfukah

Posted by: Jeff at 09/11/06 8:13 PM | Reply
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fiddy cent.

P giddy school girl.

Not so widdy.

Posted by: James at 09/11/06 8:20 PM | Reply
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P Diggle Berry? P Active?

Posted by: Conrad at 09/11/06 8:32 PM | Reply
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Hey chek out my tracks - www.myspace.com/nelybrown

Diddyt - that would be a good name, more realistic than the other options listed, but what do I know ...all i wish for is freedom of my people.

nely brown

Posted by: myspace.com/NelyBrown at 09/11/06 10:37 PM | Reply
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P.IfItWerentForBiggieI'dBeWorkingAtFootLocker

Posted by: gfgs at 09/11/06 10:43 PM | Reply
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From that picture I'd go with:

B.K.Monkey

Posted by: Old Niggy at 09/12/06 7:41 AM | Reply
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i have such distaste for this clown that i simply can't wear the 'sean john' tie my daughter got me.

but as far as an appopriate moniker for this soulless ignoramus, i'd say the person up above got it right:

'shiddy.'

it's appropriate, to-the-point and says it all.

'shiddy' he is.

Posted by: blackman at 09/12/06 11:01 AM | Reply
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What do you expect from a guy who's been bragging about having bad skin?

Poof Dizzy.

Posted by: Barry at 09/12/06 12:21 PM | Reply
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Fiddy

Posted by: Oliver at 09/13/06 4:53 PM | Reply
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