Extreme Britney Makeover: Home Edition
The newlyweds hit Shabby Chic, a home furnishings store in Malibu. Britney Zone reports...
Spears seemed to be pleading to convince Federline to let her purchase some of the feminine, flowery sofas, while her hubby seemed unconvinced. But they appeared to have worked out a deal -- afterward the couple went to Circuit City, apparently to buy some toys for Kevin.
Britney: Do you like this basket y'all? I think it's for holding Kaballah books.
Kevin: I think it's gay.
Britney: Well I'm paying for it! You don't get a say. Carp assum.
Kevin: Fine, but you gotta buy me a new plasma screen. And it's pronounced carp-ay, babe.
Britney: You're so smart sweetie. I'm hungry. Let's go to White Castle.
Kevin: Those burgers fuck up your complexion. Remember what your determatologizzist said?
Britney: Hush y'all or I'm taking you off the payroll! Just kidding. You got PUNK'D.
Kevin: Hey, where's Kori at? Wasn't she with us when we came in?
Britney: Who?
Rumors are surfacing that the "real" Britney & Kevin wedding is happening Saturday at the Four Seasons in Hawaii. No pimps invited to that one presumably.
Posted at 9:34 AM
brit brit needs to seriously pic her wedgie in the second picture
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Notice how her ass ate the Juicy "i" in that second pic. LOL
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in the words of joe dirt, "daaaaaaaaaaaaang"
the "i" in JUICY got wedged in her asscrack.
i'm thinking it's not really appropriate to wear such words plastered on your booty. nevermind that i have seen 10 year old girls wearing these hideous pants with all sorts of "no-you-didn't!" crap printed on the backside.
now, if ya didn't want people taking your picture while you're roaming around in public, you probably should try to attract any more attention to your not-so-discretely clothed heinie and dirty pillows (in the words of carrie's mother )
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"Dirty pillows!!!!" Damn, y'all, that's some funny shizznit.
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Stereogum. Your Brit/Kev convo made my day. Especially "Where's Kori?"
Really, is there anything left to say about this horrible mess? Except -please keep it coming.
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dear god, she must really have fired the person whose job it is to tell her, "since you are an oft-photographed celebrity, you might not want to actually go outdoors looking like that, because there WILL be a hundred photographs of your ass enveloping the 'i' in 'juicy', and people WILL be making fun of your moonwalker/goblin blousy shirty thing i don't even know what the hell that is. just go change right now."
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does she have a high top fade now?
i actually thought he was picking her fat ass up in that second pic...thank god for mechanical stairs
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[jerri blank voice]
"I got mah Indian drawers on...they're creepin' up mah trail!"
[/jerri blank voice]
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Listen, I don't walk outside in public looking as badly as she does. And clearly no one is taking my photo. Can you please for the love of god invest in a brush? It boils down to a lack of personal hygiene. Wet your hair in the shower if you can't get a comb through it.
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sigh. less britney, more rock'n'roll.
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uh britneyzone has a different engagement ring posted and they say that kevin paid for it? im confused?
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Sara, I think you will have to wait for THE LETTER OF TRUTH.
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While I am definitely not proud of this, I think I can honestly say that when I was extremely trashed and puking at a bar this weekend, I looked better than Brit.
Saaaaaad.
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That Brit/K-Fed convo is the best thing I've read all day today. I can't stop laughing!
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please tell me that you paid 25 to read the letter of truth. are they wearing kabbalah white?
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is that a passport in k-fed's hand in the first picture?! Does he not know that you don't need one to fly to Hawaii?
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The shirt matched with those pants??? This chick must have a walk in closet the size of a small apartment and she picked out that shirt with those sweat pants??? She has severe damage that I am afraid it is not possible to recover from... A genetic abnormality that somehow tells her that that shirt goes with those pants... and Kev? he says nothing when she walks outta the closet and says "how do I look, daddy?"
Puffy was right it's all about the benji's...
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Say, Scott, does it bother you at all that you paid $25 to join her fan club just so you can read the LETTER OF TRUTH, and are still waiting for the LETTER OF TRUTH much, much, much longer than the 24 hours that was promised?
Personally, I'd be pissed.
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There's a scene in the original movie "The In-Laws" where Alan Arkin is watching the insane dictator character pour water into his hand puppet's mouth. He makes the exact same face that Kevin is making in the top pic.
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> Say, Scott, does it bother you at all that
> you paid $25 to join her fan club just so
> you can read the LETTER OF TRUTH, and are
> still waiting for the LETTER OF TRUTH much,
> much, much longer than the 24 hours that
> was promised?
Yes! I am none too pleased about this "Britney Spears Fanclub" scam. If Britney does not post the LETTER OF TRUTH soon I am going to call FOX 5 NEWS Problem Solvers.
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ahhhhhhhhhhh.OMG.Scott you should be a writer on Saturday Night Live.
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at least you can rest assured knowing that brit is not taking that 25 and spending it on her stylist.
hmmm you and ej are out of town on saturday..are you really going to hawaii?
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lets be honest this little shoping spree is too show that they are happy she is far too important to shop for her own home fixins and go to circut city ha ha
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yo, brit looks like Kid. Or is it Play?
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Don't hate just cause you're out $25.
Ahhh, playin.
"Britney: Who?"
Hilarious.
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that made me laugh like for real y'all!
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Heh. I thought her ass said "jury".
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Brit can be such a baby at times. whats the deal with the real wedding,i thought she already got married. Isn't once enough. Or maybe she is following JLO'S footstep.
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Seriously i thought her ass said jury that must have been one big wedgie, or something else.
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Hey Brit, the 80's called, they want their shirt back.
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picture of KF cupping his hand over his mouth reminds me of Jude Law in I 'heart' Huckabee's..."tell the Shania story again!"
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Is Kevin horrified in the first picture because Britney forgot she wasn't blonde anymore when donning her classy ponytail?
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if you look closely, the book in the background seems to be called SHABBY CHIC.
I think brit's taking it a little too far.
I think even shabby-chic people wash their hair. And their faces. And their pants.
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her perfume smells like diapers.
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>her perfume smells like diapers
Tell me you mean like baby powder, or some other light, babyish scent--not actual diapers (especially used ones).
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no, not baby powder. actual diapers, not used ones, but diapers all the same.
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Britney's perfume stinks and so does Beyonce's True Star perfume! Don't even waste your money on either one of these toxic scents! Britney's smells the worst but Beyonce's is pretty bad too but then again she teamed up with Tommy Hilfiger to do it and we all know how "good" Tommy Girl smells.....blech!
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So I could either spend a lotta dough on her perfume, or I could just get a pack of Huggies and wear one of those tucked under my arm or something.
Hmmm...decisions, decisions.
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Addendum to this pic post:
Y'all, this dress AIN'T cute:
http://www.opacodex.com/photos/aint.jpg
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Still lovin that "Ju(_i_)cy" bite!!!
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"http://www.opacodex.com/photos/aint.jpg"
Oh, that is NOT Britney, is it??? Honest to God, that is, bar none, the worst picture of her I've ever, ever, EVER seen!!!!!!!!!!
EVER!
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LOL@puddin'-----you aint neva tell a lie about that one! just viewed the pic..UGh!...she's even got the housewife hair goin on! lol.
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i dont like britney she is realy like a attension seeker she should find a man and try to be with him for more than a week an changing again lv jade
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Hope I when britany's extreme makeover.Im only 11 but I hope i still when.
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Hi Janetter
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Pick ur wedgie!
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Hallo! Es hat sich doch gezeigt, dass die 301 Umleitung einer minus-31 Domain nichts bringt weil die Seite auf die umgeleitet wird auch auf Platz 31 landet. Wenn nun jemand seine -31 Domain auf meine Domain umleiten wurde um mich als Konkurrenten zu argern, gabe es fur mich keine Moglichkeit diese Manipulation herauszufinden.
katie fey pic
Ich wurde ratseln was ich falsch gemacht hatte und dabei ist es nur ein Trick der Konkurrenz. Edit: Ich habe die Frage vergessen! Gibt es doch eine Moglichkeit herauszufinden ob jemand seine Domain auf meine umgeleitet hat?
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