Fears For Spears: Britney 'Sinking Into Depression'

As a four year-old kid I was lying on a toboggan at the top of a huge hill while my preggo mother gave me a push - sliding down the hill, life, in its short shorts flashed before my eyes - head first I smashed into one of those antique looking Flexible Fliers - metal runners, wooden planks - it hurt so much that my head wanted to bleed and I let it bleed - I bled blood into my eye sockets and my mother thought I was going to die - they put me in an ambulance and someone practiced sewing on my head - I got to walk around in thermal underwear for a week and my parents wouldn't let me sleep, the death thing again - and now I know what it feels like to smash my head open - Brit Brit, wanna go for a ride you soon to be toothless bitch?

Posted by: JD Stone at 05/19/04 10:32 AM | Reply
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There will be a many future E! True Hollywood episodes starring our Ms. Spears.

Posted by: Edwin at 05/19/04 11:02 AM | Reply
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And to think, Britney's whole career was built on a backward message.

Posted by: jere at 05/19/04 11:04 AM | Reply
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There was supposed to be a link to www.badmouth.net in my previous comment. Oops.

Posted by: jere at 05/19/04 11:09 AM | Reply
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Bitch looks fat.

Posted by: Justin at 05/19/04 11:57 AM | Reply
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I wonder how long before she goes all Mariah Carey?

Posted by: kingston at 05/19/04 1:15 PM | Reply
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Yeah... I mentioned the Mariah C. basket-case comment on another topic... Total break-down just around the corner.
Maybe the girl thought her mouth was big enough to hand the piece she bit off?! But again... the only mouth big enough to handle this kind of direction she's getting herself into was Madonna. She pulled it off in the early 80's when it was like, Whoa! And ended up being labled a highly respected Slut... I mean, business woman! (hahaa)

Posted by: Ms. Thang. at 05/19/04 1:48 PM | Reply
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Britney... Courtney... Whitney... Hmm... So similar, yet, so similar...

Posted by: snarky at 05/19/04 2:37 PM | Reply
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I wonder what happened?Did the CD skip while she was lipsynching?Did she pull a milli vanilli and the audience laughed and booed?
LOL.The Days of Britney Spears.
Lesbianism too!!
This is fantastically amusing.

Posted by: Greg at 05/19/04 4:22 PM | Reply
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I applaud her lesbianism. I hope she gets gay married! Here's to the future gay couple!

Posted by: Jack at 05/19/04 7:03 PM | Reply
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lesbian, schlesmian. it's called a press-derived breakdown, people!

Posted by: astralgirl01 at 05/19/04 7:38 PM | Reply
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The fact that all you WT/dumb ass people sit here and have nothing better to do but Bitch about someone else's life is pretty fuckin sad!
Go read a fucking book or something, hell maybe get a fucking education, hey there's a fuckin Novel Idea! Ohhh, thats right, all of you WT fuckers out there Dumb asses! I forgot, my bad!
GET A FUCKING LIFE! And leave Brit the fuck alone! Damn you fuckers!

Posted by: M at 05/19/04 7:50 PM | Reply
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Which is more indicative of the lack of "having a life"? Bitching about a celebrity or bitching about people bitching about a celebrity?

I think the universe just collapsed upon itself.

Posted by: Justin at 05/19/04 10:11 PM | Reply
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Oh "M" PUH-LEASE.Calm down sweetheart.
If it weren't for the tabloids and everyone talking about this joke of a girl she wouldn't even have a career.
She depends on tabloids and rumors and does everything she possibly can to contribute.

This little bitch has all that money.She was so friggin lucky in the first place....whats she cryin' about now??
As for the lesbo action.*BOINK*

Posted by: Frank at 05/20/04 12:08 AM | Reply
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ew, why does kevin's "jilted lover" keep talking and talking and talking about it? she's making herself look so sad and pathetic. especially all the stuff about their sex life, him being "dynamite in bed", etc. looks like someone else is a bit press-starved...

Posted by: laura at 05/20/04 9:59 AM | Reply
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A special link for "M"...
http://www.tourettesyndrome.net/

Posted by: sarah at 05/20/04 10:05 AM | Reply
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Poor Baby.Whaaaaa!Cry Britney CRY US A RIVER.
What a fucked up life she leads.If music is her "life" as she claims it to be she would be writing lyrics and taking vocal lessons and experiencing things in life that are worthwhile.Doing drugs picking up strangers in bars smoking(ruining what little there is to her voice)and just taking shitty care of her self is pretty dam dumb when you make a living off your looks and reputation with kids.
She is worthless.

Posted by: Snoop at 05/21/04 1:30 PM | Reply
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Brit is as original as Milli Vanilli. She is a lying, no-good, fake SUPERTRAMP(no disrespecting the great band of that name). The MC thing at her shows stole from Pink Floyd's The Wall shows of 1980 and 1981 but in Floyd's case, the MC was thin and decent looking and wore sneakers, jeans and sport coat reading don't do this and that. He repeated the exercise wearing ghoulish paint and speaking like a demon in the second half of the show. Brit will either die of an overdose or be committed to an asylum. Britney is on her way to a downfall and will be forgotten while Pink Floyd are still regarded as legends!

Posted by: Terry at 05/21/04 6:07 PM | Reply
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If you people really believe everything you read then you are fucking idiots. Who gives a rats ass about if Britney is depressed even if it is true. If you hate her so much then why the hell would you wate your time talking shit about her in the internet. Losers!

Posted by: cpk4ever at 05/22/04 12:25 AM | Reply
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Britney is drowning deep. She's ruining her already poor voice with pots and cigs. She's messing with her already fat body (see her thick legs and her belly) with cheetos and beers. She's destroying her already poor health by fucking with skinny joes. She's ruining all her chances of finding a decent husband by fast-wedding any average dude that crosses her way. She should hide somewhere inLouisiana where no one can take pics of her that reveal how low she is right now. The hoe seems totally depressed and lost. It's really sad.

Posted by: tess at 05/22/04 1:10 AM | Reply
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Seems like her friendship with Madonna hasn't helped her at all. She could have been her mentor, her tutor, her savior with her kaballah stuff and all. But seems like her newfound friend hasn't been able to make Brit quit her bad habits and her unhealthy lifestyle. I guess Madonna probably freaked out when she saw her protégé going straight back down to her old White Trash roots. Now that she saw those tragic pics she's probably ashamed of her and doesn't even answer her calls. She must be like : Britney who? No, I dunno this girl....lol

Posted by: tess at 05/22/04 2:07 AM | Reply
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O-M-G. I can't believe this article ( see now britney's a lesbian). When I thought the girl couldn't get any lower: Surprise!!! She can. Now she's sleeping with girls too. What a naughty, nasty little pig. I wonder what her family will think of those more-than-compromising pics.

Posted by: tess at 05/22/04 2:19 AM | Reply
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Like I said you are a buch of dumb shits if you believe everything you read in the fucking tabloids. Every photo I see of her she is smiling. Just because she had a rough year last year with her breakup from JT does not mean she is depressed. The tabloids make up what ever rumors they think will sell magazines. They don't care if it is true or not. How convenient that right when the Everytime video comes out all the tabloids start printing that she is depressed. As if no one else has ever had bad times or been a little down after they lost their first love. When I was her age I was partying going to clubs with my friends too. People are such hypocrites. Just because you don't like her image or her music or whatever does not give yout he right to make shit up about her. Every actor/actress or singer has been gay at one point or antoher according to those damn rags that try to pass themselves off as legit publications. You are so fucking gulible. I don't understand people that claim to hate her yet spend their precious time on the internet bashing her. You all probably go eat a bag of Doritos and a pint of Ben and Jerrys when you are done smoking a bowl after you sit and bash her online. You want to beleive the worst about her because it makes you feel better about yourself. Hypocrites!

Posted by: cpk4ever at 05/22/04 3:20 PM | Reply
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LOL>Maybe thats YOU cpk but it sure isn't me and I bet not many people on here either.
Sorry buddy but she brings it on herself.Dont be mad at the observations of the general public-its just par for the course when someone acts as dumb as Britney is acting-People are gonna talk.

Posted by: Delilah at 05/22/04 8:14 PM | Reply
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You,re absolutely right Delilah. If Britney acted like a decent and responsible adult nobody would take time to criticize her. Nobody would care or even notice. But she brought it on herself. And Cpk, all I have to say is : Wigga pleease, give us a break. We're not hating on Britney. We're just pointing out on how low she is right now. It's a statement, not a critic. She looks terrible these days. That's a fact. Haven't you seen the pictures? Haven't they convinced you that poor Brit needs some guidance or some Rehab? In fact we're helping her by saying all that stuff. So she can open up her eyes and get herself together. She's breaking down in pieces and that some sad shit. I pity her.

Posted by: tess at 05/22/04 9:36 PM | Reply
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Britney is not getting any better by the years! I guess she'll end up O.D. anytime sooner or later...

Posted by: mark at 05/23/04 11:40 AM | Reply
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Yeah, one of these days, the cops are gonna find out her fat body lying on the streets.

Posted by: tess at 05/23/04 8:58 PM | Reply
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"Bad girl, bad girl, what you're gonna do, what you're gonna do when they come 4 U"
If Pigney continues to behave like a slut, she's gonna get her dirty/stinky ass whooped not only by Shar (Kev's babies momma) but also by the COPS. Smoking pot may be legal in Amsterdam, but it's not the case in the States. And I heard her skinny joe (Kev') is a heavy smoker. So she should beware cuz otherwise, we're gonna see her ugly mug shot in the press.

Posted by: tess at 05/24/04 12:45 AM | Reply
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britney isnt even a fucking celeb in my eyes we need 2 chuck er out and get some real stars bak on da blok she ses she h8s da tabloids but its all dat keps er goin so all u britfuckin fans can go shag sheep for da rest of ya life until u realise britney suks balls

Posted by: dinky at 04/18/05 3:25 PM | Reply
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