Federlines Go Baby Shopping
CDs and soda. Sounds about right.
Posted at 3:25 PM
April 26, 2005
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That's the worst picture I've seen of anyone this year.
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Wow. She looks like hammered shit.
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i feel bad for them. we should all be able to go circuit city looking bad in peace.
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Why can't I wear a tablecloth with a pair of uggs!?
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i bet those feet stink to high heaven after wearing those ugly ass boots in the heat..and give me back my curtains that you made that thing out of that you're wearing of you bitch!
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I didn't know they made adult diapers in the "high-riser" style. What in the world has happened to that girl??
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I can't imagine what it must have been like to be in that store and see Britney F'ing Spears walking around looking like a trailerwreck, er trainwreck.
Nice to see Ron Mexico hitting up Stereogum...
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Even preggers, the girl could squat 500 lbs. easy. Look at those gams.
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she looks like she's wearing a towel. who leaves the house looking like that?
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I think Kevin bought a box of Trix; I have to respect that decision.
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K fed- " suckers I paid for these groceries this time yall! but yall dont know about the Chili cheese fritos I have stuffed in my crotch!"
brit- " what a tough decision, ace of base or dixie chix,"
Bystander - "What is that smell it smells like a used diaper with indian food in it"
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Britney to the paprazi guy:
"I heard that if you play classical cds like by Mozart or one of them other classical guys while pregant that your baby will turn out to be like really really smart."
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who the fuck cares
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Kurt Loder wears Sex Panther cologne!
Britney and her pirate husband would fit right in at Walmart!
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K fed- im going to make my lady friend a specialty dinner tonight yall, "Manwich ala federline"
Brit-" I think I just sharted... shouldnt of had that second nacho bell grande for breakfast"
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Is it just me, or has Britney bashing almost lost it's luster?
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im going to have to agree with BeavisOnCrack. Its really no longer ironic, I hate to be critical but i mean shes probabley like a good person.
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Yeah- she just might be a good person. None of us really know her. If I went into Circuit City looking my best, I still wouldn't attract cameras like that. She looks like shit when she walks out of the house, but you've gotta admit- she cleans up nice.
I still hate the rich bitch though....
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I can't believe that any pregnant woman would leave their house with an outfit like that. That is terrible!
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Put some damn pants on, girl! Geez!
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Oh my. Sheesh. Pregnancy must really be doing her in. Bah, you would think she would dress better then that, she must know she's gonna have a picture taken. But this is Britney we are talking about....
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Why is Kurt Loder hating on Ace of Base? Has the world gone MAD?
Oh, and I guess we now know what Britney was talking about when she mentioned having her own fashion line. The woman's a genius, stop being jealous of her pony-bun crown resurrection.
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She looks like a bag of pigs knuckles!
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She's going to end up as fat as, and looking like, either Vicki Pollard or that "Bubbles" woman, from Little Britain.
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Just to think I was pleasuring myself whilst looking at pictures of this person three years ago seems kinda ironic. And Britney looks fat aswell.
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Am I the only want that is kind of turned on by the porky, stinky, dirty Brit Brit? I'd like stick my breadstick inside of that stinky tuna and see if I can feel the new kid.
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Britney Spears should just go out and do whatever she wants. If she was smart she would pretend like she wasn't famous. Let people take whatever pictures they want. She should become totally comfortable with that. That would be very cool. Don't make a T.V. show on UPN. UPN for fuck's sake. I think the last non sci-fi hit show they had was "Catwalk" (rememeber that one kiddies). Catwalk MOTHERCHUCKERS!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE GOT SO FREAKEN FAT MAN!LAMO
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Bedsheets are the new clothes, y'all!
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wow... that is scary...
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yikes!!!!
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i really do pity the gal. as much as i make fun of her and love reading her charades, i really do just wanna give her a hug. she needs a hug...and i need a hug, too lol
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Aw... she looks like Pebbles Flinstone.
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Pebbles Flinstone. Take me back in time to "Hit me Baby One more time" and I'd Bamm Bamm it.
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She bought Radiohead's "Pablo Honey". I hope you elitist hipsters sleep well at night. I hope the misogynist in you is thriving. I hope your record collection makes you feel better than random trailer trash. OMG, your hate is like so totally justified.
http://efgforum.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/5786044/m/232103684
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she only bought the radioheads because Pablo Honey has a baby on the front. besides that, she know nothing about mexican music, or who Pablo is
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Anyone know of a cool place to hang in baltimore??? I just moved here and the most entertainment I've had is looking at K-Fed and his Brit-Brit's fat ass thighs!!!
This town blows
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She just don´t have that glow... i feel so sorry for her i know that pregnancy is a difficult moment in a womans life you look fat and all, but she should try looking better and that outfit is not flattering at all.
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please stop typing these letters in this order: whilst
ive read this word three times this morning.
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ronmexico - go to hampden.
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I've heard people say that if an expectant mother "loses her looks" during preganancy, it means she's having a girl. Based on Britney's downward spiral, I'd say she's having about 8 girls.
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RonMexico, run from baltimore..its a horrible place. I used to live there.
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is that a picture of a bag of flamming shit that was put out with a shovel?
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Ace of Base RULES!!!!!!
That is all.
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seriously! WTF! screw her! dumb white trash bitch takes our money and then lets herself go like that. i don't think so.
she is D-list all the way.
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She looks like her pigs who got her period. Plus, she looks depressed. I understand that she feels bad about her so-called life but being stuck in a stressful relationship is not an excuse for letting yourself go to the point of not taking showers and not brushing your hair anymore....this girls a mess...she's probably gonna raise an angry kid à la Eminem, who's gonna be mad at her crazy alcoholic mother....and at his absent broke father.....
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hey hey hey
you don't know her problems. ok, she don't look good there but i bet none of y'all are an oil painting yourself.
she's a kid, my age remember? she's what, 20, 21? she's grown up in the spotlight having to be aware of everything she does - who says she can't bum about looking crap and having fun? maybe the dpression is from paparazzi scum following her to the video store and reporting on what she's wearing, how she's feeling, what's wrong with her, what she should do....
'd like to see any of you cope with that kind of treatment all the time.
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Well then she copes with it like damn moron. If you don't want your picture taken, don't give cheesy smiles at the cameras from the Micky D's drive thru or write letters of truth to your fans to keep them sucked in to the drama of your life. Plenty of people more famous than her get much less coverage. Is it because she is just so completely intriguing, or could it possibly be because she looooves the attention? Interesting question...
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maybe she couldn't fit into anything else.
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I think that rag is her Britney Fashion Line-style muumuu for chunky preggers ladies. At least K.Fed wears socks.
That look on her face is priceless. I was going with the "Oops, I think I sharted" theory, but now I know what it is!!! There's no Cheeto dust on her face and her frappuccino cup is empty - raise the alarm, we have an emergency!!!
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That is the outfit that she should have been wearing when she hosted "Saturday night live" when they did the fake adult diaper commercial. She would have been perfect with a diaper on and singing "oops, I pooped my pants".
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fuck it the girl is happy thats all that matters let her live her life they way she wants
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OMG, WHO WOULD LEAVE THEIR HOUSE LOOKING THAT BAD, AND DID BRITNEY FORGET HER PANTS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF SHE NOTICED BUT, THAT ISN'T A DRESS!!!
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