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October 4, 2006

Fergie Is Risiculous

In the new Rolling Stone (the "Hot List issue") cover girl Fergie gives us even more insight into her addict past and her annoying present.

"When something is so, so sick, it's risiculous. It's sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary."
She also reveals she spent all her Kids Incorporated money on coke for her and her friends to party all night.
"Then I graduated to crystal, and it started being more about going to Home Depot at 4 in the morning and getting crafty at home."
Fergie, high on meth, shopping for hedge trimmers in the middle of the night? That is indeed risiculous. (Shhh ... don't tell the Dutchess about the world's best pot.)

Posted at 11:18 AM
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shes so butt

Posted by: ew at 10/04/06 12:23 PM  | Reply
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purely on a visceral level, she is beyond heinous.

Posted by: ronburgandy at 10/04/06 12:35 PM  | Reply
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Holy photoshop batman.

(any Fergie picture that dose not show her as looking like someone Rosie O'Donnel would be attracted to has been retouched to the point of silliness)

Posted by: mattshu at 10/04/06 12:39 PM  | Reply
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um, i don't think that's actually a picture of Fergie...

Posted by: max at 10/04/06 12:50 PM  | Reply
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I cannot fathom why anyone in their right mind finds her appealing. UGH.

Posted by: Sean at 10/04/06 1:05 PM  | Reply
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"When something is so, so sick, it's risiculous. It's sick and ridiculous. Risiculous. See, I have my own dictionary."

If she really had her own dictionary, perhaps she could page through it and see that she actually means to say that she has her own vocabulary. Which, so did Jodie Foster's character in Nell--so, not such a noteworthy development.

Posted by: FraiseFraise at 10/04/06 1:14 PM  | Reply
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Terrible face.

Great body.

She probably bought those hedge clippers so the guy who was doing her at the time could cut off her head.

Posted by: incident@lochness at 10/04/06 1:24 PM  | Reply
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since we're talking about fake words, how about "fugly" and "butterface"?

Posted by: mashup at 10/04/06 1:46 PM  | Reply
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So. Gross.

Posted by: Jimmy James at 10/04/06 1:57 PM  | Reply
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I'm pretty sure that picture is under the definition of "butterface" in the dictionary.

Posted by: Stephen at 10/04/06 1:58 PM  | Reply
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Its buttaface you ahole. As in everything but a face, get it? If you are going to try to be clever, then get it right. And I would have to guess that you have much less than Ferg in the looks department. I would guess you are a talentless ugly hack with a poor grasp of the English language. So, by all means, judge away!! I guess is helps you with your immense self esteem issues...

Posted by: blah  in reply to Stephen's comment at 03/25/08 1:14 PM  | Reply
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i dont think they were going to home depot for tools. you can get the shit for meth there. but you didnt hear it from me kidsZ!!!!

Posted by: im on meth right now at 10/04/06 2:28 PM  | Reply
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the board of directors over at kids, inc. should be embarrassed that they let such reckless behavior continue for so long. didn't the CEO lose his job over this scandal? no wonder it went bankrupt.

Posted by: d-rock at 10/04/06 2:30 PM  | Reply
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Why couldn't somebody photoshop her face?! It looks like a dog, a drag queen, and some star trek character put together.

I really don't see what the world see in her. She doesn't even have humps she has upper body bumps.

Posted by: The Zimzi at 10/04/06 4:27 PM  | Reply
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You don't "graduate" to meth, even blacks usually stay away from that crap.

Posted by: MooHammed god of cows at 10/04/06 4:44 PM  | Reply
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yep. still ugly.

Posted by: nate at 10/04/06 4:48 PM  | Reply
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how does she not even look hot with all that makeup/editing?

Posted by: bryan at 10/04/06 5:06 PM  | Reply
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can we kick off that one racist guy

Posted by: Alexa at 10/04/06 5:49 PM  | Reply
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Yeah, no racists, just cruel superficial jokes about beauty.

Posted by: Hipsters are Dumb hypocrites who feel sorry about themselves at 10/04/06 7:28 PM  | Reply
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I'd fuck her.

Posted by: James at 10/04/06 9:47 PM  | Reply
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why is she telling us all that? we don't care...

all it does is incite her audience (read: little girls) to take meth and shit like that

on another note, anyone knows how old is she? she looks kinda creepy...

Posted by: rgr_moore at 10/04/06 11:09 PM  | Reply
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there was a time when i used to think fergie was "it." now she's just on the level of all the paris hiltons and ashlee simpsons of the world.

and why the hell did RS let her be the cover girl in the first place? i have a high respect for that mag, now i don't know anymore.

Posted by: finn at 10/04/06 11:15 PM  | Reply
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fucking retard pig-faced hoochie, no wonder even the addicts didn't want her!

Posted by: Anonymous at 10/04/06 11:36 PM  | Reply
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The man thing is her music is crap

Posted by: Sonny Bill at 10/05/06 7:40 AM  | Reply
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If she gets any uglier even black guys might not want to fuck her. Who am I kidding, she could gain 300 pounds and they still would.

Posted by: QueenQueenieFoodstamps at 10/06/06 5:44 AM  | Reply
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I would fuck those titties, they are fake but still fun to splooge on. She was actually good looking before all the surgery.

Posted by: Big Lippy Doodie at 10/06/06 7:03 PM  | Reply
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You need to give us a warning next time you put up a picture of Fergie in her underwear, dude...well, any picture of Fergie, really. Somebody needs to get this woman a hobby.

Posted by: a is for applebits at 10/06/06 7:11 PM  | Reply
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apparently the preferred method of reporting at RS now is following celebrities around to indulge in their drug habits (see: Pete Doherty, Bill Maher articles)

Posted by: someone at 10/06/06 11:09 PM  | Reply
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she's hot you nerds shut up

Posted by: private at 10/07/06 6:52 AM  | Reply
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she's hot you nerds shut up

Posted by: private at 10/07/06 6:52 AM  | Reply
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ur service is simply sex,mindblowing.

Posted by: Abhishek at 10/08/06 7:58 PM  | Reply
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ur service is simply sex,mindblowing.

Posted by: Abhishek at 10/08/06 8:03 PM  | Reply
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I would fuck the shit outta her are u guys kidding me????? She prolly only fucks black dudes though but who doesnt these days I am white I know white girls love the black dick......

Posted by: Timmy at 11/08/06 11:46 PM  | Reply
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man, she has big tits

Posted by: myself at 05/02/07 3:51 PM  | Reply
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One of the sexiest pictures of fergie ive seen

Posted by: Sasuke Uchiha at 05/05/07 4:48 PM  | Reply
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What's with all the race bullshit on here? The article is about Fergie and I guess her drug habit... or whatever the fuck the article was talking about, I'm pretty fucking sure it wasn't about her preference in what type of guy she wants to screw. WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Let's just focus on the issue at hand: Fergie looks like someone beat on the face with their shoe.

Posted by: angrychick at 05/14/07 10:12 AM  | Reply
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TAY IN DA WIIN MISSAH CHICKABEEE......TAY IN DA WIIN!

Posted by: Janita at 05/29/07 7:03 PM  | Reply
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hola mami

Posted by: leomar at 06/02/07 4:41 PM  | Reply
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i think you're all just a bunch of little nerds with nothing better to do other then bitch about how ugly she is when in reality non of you could even get close to someone that looks like her even when she hasn't been air brushed

Posted by: your mum at 06/04/07 5:05 AM  | Reply
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i just farted

Posted by: farter at 06/19/07 3:36 PM  | Reply
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Man id bone the fuckin shit outta her. U all r fuckin queers!

Posted by: J at 07/15/08 8:32 AM  | Reply
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Youre retarded..I'd bang her...why not??? oh by the way..black guys do NOT HAVE bigger penises...americans in general have the biggest dicks cuz of our diet..its all a stereotype..same as they can jump better..or white people are more intelligent or japanese people are smarter

Posted by: mack at 07/23/08 3:14 AM  | Reply
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