Fifty Years Of Songs About Doing It, In Single Sentences • McSweeney's samples the last half-century's pop songs, distilling them to their one-sentence sexual essence. Sample entry on "Sex On Fire": "I did it with you, and now it hurts when I pee." Do it. (via LHB)
Posted at 2:04 PM
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Tegan And Sara - Hell (»)
Jeff The Brotherhood - Bone Jam (»)
Mount Eerie - Wind's Dark Poem (»)
Tigercity - Fake Gold (»)
Yeasayer - Ambling Alp (»)
Drink Up Buttercup - Even Think (Andrew W.K. Remix) (»)
Florence And The Machine - You've Got The Love (The xx Remix) (»)
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every aerosmith song: "let's fuck."
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Wait a minute -- I already did something like this, except it was with almost every Beach Boys song ever in an effort to show the inanity of the lyrics.
http://wordpress.com/tag/endless-summary/
If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
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your link sux.
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Huh. So it does. Try this, this, and this.
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I've always hated "you so vein".
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